I DON’T CARE HOW OLD SCHOOL THE COVER ART LOOKS…
Monday, August 17th, 2009 at 2:35pm by Axl Rosenberg…the new Kiss album is going to suck puppy anus.
By the way, in case ya didn’t know: that ain’t Ace Frehley or Peter Criss you’re looking at…
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that looks like some shit a kid would make in a high school graphics class
Maybe its because I’m younger, but I think kiss was always insincere and sucked balls.
no, it has nothing to do with you being young. they ARE insincere, and they DO suck balls. lol!
tr00 melodic powered folkened death Mcblack metal.
Looks like it belongs inside a pinball machine. They always reminded me of comic book characters, not musicians. Never was much of a fan of their music, preferred Zep or Sabbath from the 70s. Hell, even Aerosmith.
fuuuuck this band.
Fuck I thought it was a Squeeze or Stray Cats album…I got all excited for nothing!
+1 for Stray Cats Woo!
i saw the bso in june. dude kicks so much ass live, it’s not even funny.
These tools are still making music? And what’s with the Kiss, Crue, and Alice Cooper articles? Time warp much?
I’ve been a big fan of music my entire 30 years on this earth and I have never, ever heard a bigger steaming pile of shit band than Kiss. The worst band that has ever fucking existed.
KISS fucking suck. I don’t understand why people like them. Rock and Roll All Night might be the worse song ever.
KISS is a terrible band. Really. That aside, “Detroit Rock City” was a funny fucking movie. Anyone remember that one?
Fully agreed – terrrible band, hilarious movie!
KISS doesn’t care what you think
MONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEYMONEY
KISS is a terrible fucking band. Gene SImmons is a total whore. I hope he dies soon.
Fuck every one of you. If you don’t like it – don’t fucking buy it. I could go on and on about how you fuckers don’t know shit about giving props where they’re due….and all that shit.
BUT JUST FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOU ALL.
i wouldn’t even waste the bandwidth to *download* this feces.
Lets put the “x” in sex.
Well Put Brine… I could not agree more !!!…
fuuuuuuuck that. this is the internet. a public opinion forum of sorts. this isnt kindergarten where the rule is if you cant say something nice then dont say it. this isnt that place. this is apparently where people come to bitch about shit with some amount of anonymity. The fucking website is called “METAL SUCKS” for fucks sake. so fuck kiss. fuck gene simmons. fuck his tv show and all that shit.
Got to give it up for Kiss, they were a mass marketed mechandised giant that fooled a legion of fans into buying all their crap AND they made some of the worst music EVER.
I gotta say, that new song clip that came out today DID sound pretty good. Paul produced the record, and I’ve always thought of him as a class act compared to Simmons.
Hey, MS, you might want to be careful about what you print about KI$$, because Gene $immon$ might put a Sheeny curse on you! Or at least go to press with a statement such as: “Metal Sucks belongs to an anti-semetic sect of judeism.” Or whatever.
Greg from DEP said it best when he called them an “old man circus show”.
If by old school you mean amateurish your dead on.
The entire recorded output of Kiss sucks puppy anus – it isn’t limited to just the upcoming album.
sorry haters, but KISS birthed just about every band you assholes worship today. sorry to break you the bad news, proceed as normal.
So did the beatles, I hate them to. Influential =/= good.
This record will be platinum which is something the no name basement bands that you love will never see happen. KISS are legends, they know the game.
That doesnt change the fact KISS is shit. Only reason they will go Platinum is because it has the KISS name. Enjoy Gene Simmons shoveling this shit down your throute
Paul Stanley is as gay as a football bat.
did you know that Roadrunner is releasing the album in Europe ???
KISS is the biggest rock band ever…
Even if you don’t love KISS, you have to admire their accomplishments.