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Cinemetal

CHICKENFUCK

 Wednesday, August 19th, 2009 at 3:30pm by

Wow. This has to be one of the lamest videos I’ve ever seen. Even by middle-aged corporate rock standards. Sheesh.

-AR

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  • razorsharp codpiece

    Aren’t these guys rich? This looks like my college a/v dept. did this.

  • Ian

    Wow, talking shit about chickenfoot now. You’ve just lost a viewer of this website that truly does SUCK

    • stu1

      This is a joke, right?

    • Pahkmycah

      lan you pussy

    • http://www.movieviral.com Ian

      GODFUCKINGDAMMIT

      Why must I have the same name as this guy?

  • ceth

    Michael Anthony backing vocals> I Wrestled A Bear Once.

    • the actually

      yup

  • Lord Bling

    ‘one of the lamest videos I’ve ever seen’

    You must not spend much time on YouTube.

  • http://www.thedevilsdemons.com vincent p

    The only thing worse than this band is that terrible logo they seem intent on plastering all over the place.

  • Mike

    Chickenfoot > Killswitch Engage

  • Sam

    Chickenshit.

  • John

    Thats the first I’ve listened to chickenfoot.

    Shit sucks. Mr Satriani really lowered himself this time.

  • Zoker

    I don’t know a lot about this band and his members and I’m cool with that but… why is Satriani in this band? Wasn’t he supposed to be a great guitarist? So is this his level? I mean he shows some good guitar skills even in this song but this one doesn’t even look like a real band. Enlighten me please because I grope in the dark here. Thank you.

    • Lord Bling

      The Coldplay lawsuit is a shot in the dark, and so this is his only other chance at making ‘real’ money.

      And I say that as a huge Satch fan.

  • timmah

    I find it refreshing that an all-star lineup like this can put aside the rock egos and make music to have fun. It’s very obviously done this way on purpose, and I think it’s awesome that they didn’t go to the effort of making some overblown video that puffs them up and has them coming off looking like pretentious assholes. They’re having fun and enjoying themselves, something a lot of bands these days, while in their quest to dominate the world by regurgitating the same riffs over and over, seem to have forgotten about.

    • Teo

      I agree. Everyone could learn from these guys how to relax and have some fun. And the beer tastes better.

      • ian D. P.

        When you get to be their age you stop caring about what people think and just go do what you love. These guys started a jam band just for fun. Well, then a funny thing happened. A small buzz grew and grew and they realized that people wanted to hear their music. The rest is history. Good for them. I hope I can still play like that when I’m 50.

        • Chris

          Indeed – all power to those old dudes rocking out in their dotage. Nonetheless, this song is truly awful, and if I ever have to listen to it again I shall stab myself repeatedly in the head with the nearest sharp object.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Wayne-Graham/588353202 Wayne Graham

    Will the lamest supergroup in corporate rock history please step forward? Nnnnot so fast, Damn Yankees.

  • mrakmrak

    what a joke. took me a second to realize chicken foot is a peace sign….fucking retarded. really fucking retarded…..chicken foot…fuck.

  • http://www.last.fm/user/KeithCrawford ROCKNROLLPIMP

    bucha fucking douchebags
    HERE

  • Tim

    Man, Will Ferrell is getting older. I’m glad he took a break from movies to do this project. He’s pretty badass on the skins too!

    • http://www.fusionsonica.com Victor

      You beat me to it! I’m waiting to hear someone shout boats and hoes in the middle of the song!

      • Heavy Metal

        Beat me too. I thought I was so clever.

        • http://myspace.com/whitearmsofathena Josh

          Damnit, I was either sure no one would have said anything, or the whole comments section would be full of Will Ferrel jokes. But I think I’d rather listen to him sing “Dust in the Wind”

          YOU MY BOY BLUE

          • Sammy

            Actually the Will Ferrell jokes were old a month ago, when they appeared on Conan or some late night show and he wore a shirt that said, “I am not Will Ferrell”.

    • hikizume

      I never realized how much they look alike until the part where he’s riding the bike comes along. It’s too funny to describe

      I don’t think the video’s half bad. I wonder what was expected. 5 dudes banging their heads while band playing in an abandoned warehouse?

    • (required)

      Un fucking canny

  • Sammy

    This is not *great* music, but it is music by real musicians who are writing shit they want to write and like. And I want a taste of the elixir Hagar must be drinking to look 41 at age 61.

  • Fufkin

    Risible forced jollity – and from Sammy Hagar of all people.

    Who knew?

  • Ramrod

    Wow that was complete dogshit, it made me vomit but that is the apittamy of “dad rock” or “dadcore” for you buzz word core people. Im from new zealand so im not sure but surely chickenpoop or whatever they call themselves must have made a reality show out of forming this band…
    Can anyone confirm this??

    • Binglederry

      Nope. No show that I know of. You’re from New Zealand, say? Not to defend Chickenfoot or anything that would be caught dead wearing that Parrot looking shirt Hagar’s got on, but I don’t think someone from a country whose heaviest musical export is Flight of the Conchords needs to be talking shit about anything with electric guitars in it. Don’t you have some Kiwis to eat? Or some Hobbits to chase? Or something?

      • Fufkin

        Offensive, much?

    • MightierBlue

      LOL @ DADCORE. I’m using that.

      Hey for what it is harmless, fluff done by three dudes and Will Farrell, it’s fine. It’s not metal, and it’s not really representative of these guys best and history making work in other projects.

      And my god, is Hagar consistently annoying with everything he does.

  • Benjamin

    Wow that was Haggarible.

  • cantbeboughtorsold

    was that not also the lamest solo satriani solo ever?

  • Ramrod

    @Binglederry
    You sir are the exact reason why the rest of the world thinks “yankees” are a bunch of self absorbed cowboy hat wearing jackasses, Congratulations for carrying on that legacy and making all the normal americans look like douchebags too, you wanker.
    If you looked beyond your lame stereotypes you would see that there is a pretty good metal scene here.

    • USAUSA

      i wear a cowboy hat all the time, whats wrong with that? ill gladly carry on that legacy to the grave. THE closest thing to metal that new zealand has is what, i killed the prom queen? theyre fuckin gay, new zealand aint got shit on the states nigga!!!!!!!

      • Fufkin

        Would thatl be the AUSTRALIAN band I Killed The Prom Queen?

        High time you dusted off that world atlas boy.

        • Fufkin

          And I’ll dust off my dictionary to make it even.

          • DingleBerry

            Australia, New Zealand, whatever – they’re both islands of criminals. The only thing metal about Australia is that stingray that killed the Crocodile Hunter. And the only thing metal about New Zealand is that at least they’re not Australians.

  • Joshie

    From about 3:45 to 4:00, it sounds great. However, I just can never like Sammy’s voice.

  • crapper

    chickenfuck….hah

  • peter

    Hagar the Horrible limped up to the mic to belt out vocals that people didn’t like when he replaced Roth and still don’t like now.

  • peter

    also you posted this video back in June and had fuck all to say about it.

  • http://www.thejamminjabber.com thejamminjabber

    The video is lame, the lyrics are terrible, but I think the music is kinda fun. Is Hagar really 61? Dude looks good.

  • Factor

    They should have got Buckethead. Saw them this week and it was pretty fun.

  • Sam

    Fuckin’ Will Ferrell in the band. “I’m gonna put my nutsac……………..on your drumset.”

  • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

    SOARIN’ ON A HIGH SPEED GEE TEE OHHHHHHHH!

  • peek

    I thought the video was pretty appropriate for the song. Mega-dopey lyrics…what are ya gonna do? Shoot it in an afternoon, goof off, and don’t spend any money. Right on.

  • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

    Fuck you all this video OWNS, this shits heavier than Phillip H Ansemo’s growl and blacker than Gaahls fucking heart, and thats the trooth!

    Drink beer.

    AIC owns in ’09

  • killerkrayon

    i love Joe Satriani ‘s music but this shit sucks ass or maybe its cuz i hate the sound of Sammy hagars voice idk

  • leroy pescheur

    i hope that motherfucker dies in a high speed gto wreck for ruining cabo. piece of shit