FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN THE LATEST FROM BURNT BY THE SUN!

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009 at 5:00pm by Vince Neilstein

For last week’s contest we offered up two prize packages, each consisting of the new CDs from Man Must Die and Howl. The two winning captions to the photo at right:

deathray76: “xNAMBLAcorex”

bearbomb: ““Note to self: Taking picture of From First To Last t-shirt in the mirror will NOT make it read From Last To First. I am still a loser.”

This week we’re offering up two copies of the asshole-ripping new effort from Burnt by the Sun, Heart of Darkness — recipient of a 4-out-of-5 horns review by our own Sammy O’Hagar — courtesy of Relapse Records. Since the Asian emo kid pics seem to have run their course, just come up with a lulz-worthy caption to the below photo, and it’s yours. Thanks to Juggalo Bob for the photo suggestion — simply typing in “gathering of the juggalos 2009″ on Google Images will provide us with an endless stream of funny photo caption contest candidates!

juggalo

Tags: burnt by the sun,

http://twitter.com/SchenkelTown Daisy May Tinklepants

up close, the members of Kittie look a lot different

Uglymicrowave

shreks upset because he didn’t get to go to the gathering
sean

“up close, the members of Kittie look a lot different” we have a winner straight out of the gate!

Phantasm

“I was once a Dino fan, now I’ve moved on to Juggalos, they won’t stab you in the back, relationship speaking.”

Uglymicrowave

this can’t be a real person from planet earth?

like for real

halloway

his jugs-are-low.

I Hate Ziltoid aka Nacho Cheese Doritos

good one
Spanky

win!

Fufkin

Yep – that’s a winner for me too

intoc

All Genghis Khan really wanted was acceptance of his musical interests, but no. Nobody understood him.
Mike2

The captor behind him detected a new planet :O
http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Par/1311163597 Michael Paré

Amber, an aspiring member of the Dark Carnival, posts her photograph on http://www.juggalettesingles.com.

Mike2

I clicked on it, just to see if it was real… I was disappointed…

http://www.facebook.com/people/Jacob-Martin/645099086 Jacob Martin

me too

Beard

I as well. Then it appeared in my Google browser and, out of curiosity, I clicked around. This is what I found.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/tweeker6986

Notice her picture is that of her holding her new born baby while the ‘about me’ states: “…im a juggalette that loves to get fucked up and fuck…”

I’m guessing thats how she became a proud parent. Goddamn this world.

Marc

That shit makes me ashamed to be a human.
You Bore Me

That may be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.
dlux

haha says she’s “less mathematically inclined” like anyone would every confuse a “juggalo” with “math professor” hahaha

GoreNotCore

I’m a big mean panda with pigtails. Rawr.
Jo

uuuh ummmm duuu oooo ee?? eh meh WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING????????????????
GoreNotCore

Oh, and don’t fucking send me no goddamn CD unless it’s some Slamming Gore-infested Brutal TXDM

Ziltoid

This site does not know of any good gore music. I remember hearing a mega-obscure band called FLACCID FELLATIO. They recorded one demo in their basement studio, but it was one of the best pornogrind releases ever.

revenge of the nords

They sound great, its a wonder why they and the whole pornogrind genre in general have never gone anywhere…

(required)

Finding obese autistic kids at an ICP show is like arresting wild women at a Motley Crue concert… only much, much gayer.
d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

Nathan Assexplosion from the band Dethbychocolateklok

(required)

Nice. I probably would have gone with Assplosion, but the idea is solid.

http://www.kingdomofnoise.blogspot.com MetalMatt

I blogged about assplosions once. Sometimes they turn into assidents.

(required)

I’d say an assplosion is worse than just an assident. It would be like a disAsster. Like weapons of ass destruction in your trousers.

Axolotl

If I looked like the bastard child of Japanese anime dolls, Dino Cazares, and a manatee I’d be fucking pissed off too.

Axolotl

Looks like the kid from the last picture decided to express his love for Brokencyde by eating them.

matt

okay first is that a guy or a chick with facial hair.
And this is the result of a abortion survior dumb fat and a icp fan

matt

I meant this is the result of a abortion survior, Dumb, Fat and a I.C.P Fan

poopsmcgee

pigs look almost human when you dress them in people clothes. almost.
Matt

Only getting into ICP and becoming a Juggalo can make you this attractive and brutal at the same time.
Ross

Running out of ideas? This picture is REALLY old.
jay

I ate Sugar Slam
FuckYourGayEmoHaircut

I don’t know why you guys are overreacting. This is pretty much what the average juggallo looks like.
There were shitloads of these guys in Texas where I used to live. Thank God I live in Boca now.
I’ll take old,retired Jews who can’t drive over Juggalos any day.
bucketochicken

All dressed up for the big ICP show in Kashyyyk City, a freshly-shorn Chewbacca glowers in anger at the rural family that salvaged the Millenium Falcon’s radar dish from the Death Star’s wreckage, resigned to the fact that he would now be late for the concert, but knowing that if he didn’t return the dish to Han ASAP, he would be shipped off to the cosmetics testing lab once and for all.

Elitist Fuck

Okay, you fucking Jews have no sense of humor if this isn’t giving you a stiffy.

Double D

I must be a Jew, because this is not the least bit funny to me. Then again, Star Wars fucking sucks.

metalguy

thats no moon!

cookie

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
bucketochicken

Winner.

poopsmcgee

either its a woman with a beard or a man with pig tails…and i don’t know which is worse…
kylemurder

Dave Williams of Drowning Pool

I Hate Ziltoid aka Nacho Cheese Doritos

that would be funny if he didn’t die

(required)

No, it’s still funny.

http://iand Iand

I laughed

killerkrayon

so did i

Fantum

That ain’t Slipknot.

lamb of god forbid

nope…but that ATE Slipknot

Spruce

oh lawdy these two win^

Beastmaster

GOTHAPOTAMUS SKULKS AROUND TOWN! LOCK YOUR DOORS! BARRICADE YOUR CHILDREN! HE HUNGERS FOR NORMAL HUMAN FLESH!!!
Mooby

Where oh where do the juggalos roam? Illinois apparantly.

Note to self: stay far far away from Illinois.
Sven

“What do you mean DIET Faygo?”

Anselmowitz

Lolz
http://www.myspace.com/northwestroyale Blake

LMAO!!

Gecko

After learning he was rejected for the part of the brother on My Name Is Earl, Fatty McButterpants realized he was one sad panda.

sinistatroy

“sexual harrasment, …..pan-da!”

Axolotl

Ahahahaha awesome

badluckfistfuck666

“My parents wouldn’t let me to go to The Gathering ‘cuz I ate the Costco-sized box of Twinkies in a day”
Sacajawea

As you can see, the “Comedy Deep in the Woods” had a huge turnout. I mean, only one guy showed up, but he’s fucking huge.
Viking-Shredder

I don’t know who’s more ridiculous looking… That emo kid, or this guy.
Sin and Death

The average MetalSucks viewer.
A_g_a_d

“Life is pain only a Juggalo understands”
Tom

ICP is br00tal Tubbycore
ben

The state’s exhibit “a” in the Ohio vs. Faygo case, alledging that the beverage company illegally pumped their grape and fruit punch varieties with massive amounts of Testosterone and other male hormones. Poor Jenny, just let the legal system take its course.
hi my name is mark

Ziltoid demands more votes for the MetalSucks contest.
Nickmeister

Gothoppotamus.
X.Y.Z

Fred Durst shows his love for fellow rapxcore artists ICP.
Satan’s Beard

Allas, the baby that wasnt eaten by Dino and instead adopted by the tubby ex Fear Factory guitarist
Here he waits at the “gathering” while Dino stalks more babies to harvest A.K.A 75% of the juggalo population
I Hate Ziltoid aka Nacho Cheese Doritos

Finally a picture of Ziltoid has surfaced @ Metal Sucks.net!!!
Sammy

Kelly Osbourne had to pull out of the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars when it was revealed she had finished her sex reassignment surgery. “We simply didn’t have time to re-cast another female dancer to dance with Kelly,” stated one executive producer. Luckily for the now-Mr. Osbourne, there was no need for a first name change.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Par/1311163597 Michael Paré

This was funny

Sacajawea

The yeti showed up at the Gathering of the Juggalos and ate ICP. Here they can be seen trying to burn their way out of his stomach.
http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

Buddha
http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

Kong cooly calculates his attack and evacuates his bowels in preparation for his siege on the Empire State Building
sYgnal

…Damn it!! SuperCuts never gets it right when I say “Business on top, Party in the back on this here Nugget!”
Sacajawea

He’s so fat, after he finished dinner he used the dish to recieve satellite signals. BLAM!
Permafrost

Juggalo Baggins has been in a snit ever since the concession stand ran out of “Slob on the Kob” and “Jumbo Bitch Beaters”.
VFH

my jugalette wouldnt suck my dick because of my cheese from down under! So i think im gonna become emo so i can pout and cry all the time. Because i am really as soft and cuddly on the inside as i look on the outside! Who the hell love faygo and clowns that much any ways will some one pleas give me a “HUG”!!!
WowWee!

Don’t bother me I’m channeling all my fat ki to change from a long banged she-male to and chin hugged he-she… sadly I forgot to take off my hair tie causing me to stay alone as an unknown lifeform and I will be leaving to my own district now. Feel no sorrow for me I give myself enough of that…..
cookie

Varuka drank too much blueberry faygo.
troe

Certainly cliche and over done, but:

“A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS!”

Mike2

+1 000 000 000 000 :D
Nick

Lulz a juggalax
Sandy n Papo

hahaha

The Kid

All I want for Christmas is the Juggalo themed Neck Line Slimmer.
Walker

wow……….I knew Chino gained some weight since the Adrenaline days but jeeeeeez
Urban Outdoorsman

Is that the maid from two and a half men?

Sandy n Papo

lol

Insomnivore

Diabetic juggalos file lawsuit against Faygo, siting the soda as a major cause of virginity and moobs.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Paul-Quinn/1197379400 Paul Quinn

Dude, Dino Cazares’ sister is fuckin’ hot.

http://www.kingdomofnoise.blogspot.com MetalMatt

WIN!

Exemplars One

Rosie O’Donnell: The Early Years.
RaZZo

Todd McFarlane is really scraping the bottom of the barrel for his new “Spawn” action figures…
tb

“Supporting National Health Care is choosing the death penalty for the elderly and puppies. Wait a minute…National Health Care is fucking awesome! Whoop Whoop! Can I have another Zoloft now?”
steve

REACTION SHOT AFTER GETTING 3RD PLACE AT THE JIGGALO 4 LEGGED SACK RACE. HIS PARTNER WAS UNABLE TO BE REACHED FOR COMMENTS
Blackcore

Something appears from that trees behinds… Is that a giant pig? Is a new breed of a hog? No! It’s just a Jugallo after being raped.
plumber

The best looking ICP fan…or sexiest juggalo of the month as choosen by by the group’s fans.
(required)

“Here’s a bucket of hankburgers and a couple of big gulps and craps you fat tits!”
“Try not to choke you fat tub of shit… we loves you.”
Bogi

The horrifying offspring off illegal chinese panda bear and clinically depresed gothmetal fan DNA splicing experiment.
deathray76

Link recently discovered between Faygo soda, thyroid disorder, and sandwich hidden in armpit.
boris

If this picture doesnt make you support eugenics, i dont know what will
Richard

I love reading the funny photo caption contest entries just so I can see that none of you are funny.

deathray76

if you want something funny, look in your pants.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Richard-Hakli/885670392 Richard Hakli

lolololol

corrupt

At first I was like…

sinistatroy

and then….?

sinistatroy

http://www.picturesof.info/pictures/crazy-face.jpg

43wg

yes, another failed attempt by Rosie O’donel to realate with the younger generation.
Name Not Applicable

“Okay, guys, who the FUCK drank my Faygo?”
http://www.facebook.com/people/Mary-Bowers/604122104 Mary

Violent J’s wife loves to show support for his band
Dustin at Metal Blade

Hahahahahahahahahaha……wow
Dustin at Metal Blade

So do i win?
http://www.myspace.com/sciomancy hater_guy

After Chuck D. (Son of Violent J) was denied VIP to the tenth annual of the Gathering, he was very upset.
http://www.myspace.com/sciomancy hater_guy

Denial: After kicking the drug habit, one thinks he can still look cool. Not if you’re a fat bastard.
http://www.myspace.com/sciomancy hater_guy

The camera does, in fact, add a few pounds. In real life, the person in the foto is really Violent J when he was thinner.
http://www.kingdomofnoise.blogspot.com MetalMatt

“Don’t fuck with me. I ate Dino.”
Kevin

“Did I fuck THAT?!?”
Quote from Oderus Urungus the night after 10th annual gathering of the juggalos
Grymmbear

The picture of the pouty-faced Goth boy, mere milliseconds before unleashing the fury on a random Hershey’s Special Dark candy bar.
whyowhy

This is what happens when the circus releases the bearded lady into the wild
Dan

I spit in the face in the face of conformity.
Name Not Applicable

Gathering of the Juggalos “Best Tits” award recipient, 2009.
The Goat

“Here’s a bucket of hankorburgers and a couple of big gulps and craps, you fat tits!”

“Try not to choke you fat tub of shit! We loves you!”

(required)

Dude! Verbatim theft of my verbatim theft.

TheHardG

“Screw You Guys!,I’m Going Home”
Ryan

“So why wouldn’t the mall let me be santa?”
Jimmy

So I ordered what I thought was a gigolo. What I actually ended up getting was a “jiggle-o”.
Meat

Necks are for pussies. ICP 4 LIFE!!!

http://iand Iand

Ladies and gents, your winner ^^^^^

Maverick

GOTHOPOTAMUS.
Maverick

The photographer inches closer for a better view of the rare gothopotamus in it’s natural habitat. Gender: unknown
Benjamin

No Kamikaze left behind.
Zoley

Vince Neilstein scoffs at the idea of having his picture taken for MetalSucks.net
jackattack

A flawless photographic attempt to prove identification to both the Dark Carnival and the most ambitious of Jeff Hardy fan clubs.
(required)

“Alright assholes, the pussy who comes up with the best reason why I suck gets to be a fat angry juggalo for a day. What, no takers?”
Shiggy Shack

If Barney Rubble only new what the future generations that come out of his having sex with overweight dinosaurs looked like. Dear lord this whole scene could have been avoided!
FacelessHulk

The satellite behind him failed to escape the orbit of planet evil.
Shiggy Shack

A study finds that ICP mixed with what kids call “emo hair cuts” leads to obesity and depression.
earthsherm

“what do you mean i can’t eat that satellite dish?”
Malacoda

Spain’s Dino Look-A-Like contest looked remarkably similar to the Gathering of the Juggalos.
Anthony

Despite being in such great works as Mallrats and American History X, Ethan Suplee will forever be known as the freaky dude from the Butterfly Effect.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeff-Bilello/36410152 Jeff Bilello

Dani FIlth after eating too many donuts.
Urban Outdoorsman

The Maid from Two And A Half Men really let herself go….
Ziltoid

Apparently, nu metal not only stole it’s sound from Pantera, it also stole its look from Vinnie Paul’s teen years.

RE SPEK WOK R U TALKIN TO MEH!!!!!

I don’t want that prize.

sinistatroy

no one does
revenge of the nords

I don’t want that prize so bad that I’m gonna troll the board wth my unfunny captions and whine for attention from everyone that will read. Sounds about accurate.

Jordan

In one fell swoop, the United States disproves Darwin’s Theory of Evolution
seba

I´m not from BLOODY PANDA!!!
Taron Keim

“The asexual juggalo reproduces strictly through mitosis, assuring their legacy lives on, because within the human populace nobody will mate with them.”

_TJK*
http://www.facebook.com/people/Devon-Czekaj/550092101 Devon Czekaj

Scary fat dude is not amused by Vince’s idea to exploit his picture for the 13456503th time.
dale schmucker

damn it!!! satellite is out. I am going to miss this week hr long super sumo wrestling special
Marc

Well fuck, what do you say to poke fun at that. I mean looking at that is just epic fucking sadness on a level of emotion yet to be conceived by man.
Fullofsin

BEEF CAKE!!!!!!! KICKASS!!!!!!
GCS

Memo to Harvard: A 1600 SAT doesn’t tell the whole story
BruisedMetal

Bubba wasnt happy after all the faygo was gone and he missed the ass party in the ICP van
BruisedMetal

What kind of party would the gathering of the juggalos be with out the bearded lady?
http://wilcoxb2 Brett

When a kid fails at fat camp…
BruisedMetal

Bubba was kicked out of clown college because he couldnt fit in the little car anymore
DJ Arnold

Buddha boy listens to Insane Clown Posse (wow, their name even sounds ridiculous!) and looks like mallcore Manson fan. I bet he was the guy that was pumped when he heard that Mushroomhead played the Gathering of the Juggaloes (What the freak is a Juggalo and how did they get people to accept such an assinine name?)
Tanner

Its great to see Roseanne back in the public eye. Apparantly she’s found herself with the healing powers of ICP. Look she even let her facial hair grow back in too!
crush1214

I didn’t know Rocky Dennis was a Juggalo.
JW Gacy

First, go back and read the headline to Angela Gossowski’s last post about beards.

Now look at this photo.

Okay, so what do I win for making everyone puke?
Pyroninja42

After the miserable failure of All That Remains newest album, Overcome, Phillip Labonte sunk into a deep depression, gained several hundred pounds, and grew hair.
DixonPoon

“Juggalo Peon, Greasefart McBurger-Vacuum, stands in front of his foster parents’ satellite dish. Prior to this photo, Greasefart attempted to use the dish to contact his home world, Cholesterolia; a small world nestled deep in the Nevermetmyfather Galaxy. Disgusted with his results, Greasefart plans go back to the drawing board with 6 dozen glazed chocolate Munchkins and shortness of breath.”
Sofa King

This muh tuff face……Tuff.
Wren

I like long walks on the beach, pina coladas at fancy bars, bunnies and puppies! I’m looking for a guy who will treat me as a princess!
WookieBastage

“I’m going back to Dark Lotus, that Metallica album was garbage.”
Matt NZ

Gothapotomus is not amused.

Pyroninja42

Awesome.

http://www.last.fm/user/wrath_of_vishnu Dillon

Putting the “jug” back in “juggalo” since he first found Faygo.
soup

Dino modeling his new ICP flag.
http://dmxrr15@hotmail.com IsntaTOTALdouchebag10

“The Joseph’s (the members of ICP) told me If I gave them both rim jobs they would return the favor…but now they are just doing it to each other and told me to leave…Oh well, Hollywood Undead told me I could do it to them too”
Failure

Disappointment loomed as the young juggalo was rejected after receiving a “Dino” from his favorite psychopathic clown violent J. Apparently Violent J assumed this whale of a groupie would understand their clown ways of no reach-arounds.
http://www.myspace.com/this_is_james_myspace Necrozoid

Sometimes, when i get depressed, i cut myself……..another slice of cheesecake!

lamb of god forbid

HA HA! you got my vote!

http://www.myspace.com/this_is_james_myspace Necrozoid

Why thank you good sir!

http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

Ziltoid once tried to test me, I ate his ego with some fava beans and a nice chianti
Where’smymoney

Ziltoid, at his happiest after finding out he won take over metalsucks for a day contest

http://www.myspace.com/uglydirge aaron m.

lol

josecarnage

woo woo juggalo lol fuck juggalo’s i cant believe i ever listend to that shitty rap group!!! if anything that is wigger slam not dispised i con
systemsdown

It was all downhill for the Misfits after Glenn Danzig’s departure
dlux

the mighty juggalodocus in it’s native habitat. notice the scowl, XXXXL ICP shirt, and satellite. the most recent adaptation is the inclusion of eyeliner and piggy tails to ward of predators and/or attract same sex partners.
callum

…and dave chavarri from ill nino realizes he is overshadowed by the hotdog stand
Nate

In a failed attempt to be “hip” with the youngsters, the balding man pouted as his spray-on, as well as his mascara, started to melt.
peter

Axl Rose’s newest guitar players comes with an even more distinctive look than Buckethead
Zombie(really)

“YES! This is gonna make an awesome Gothornot.com picture!!!!”
Cincitucky

The look of shame from forced neutering required by newly enacted government laws.

Only if he knew it resulted from profiling guidelines (anyone that looks to have the mental capacity of an elementary school child… you know: ICP t-shirt, hair the enduces rage, unnecessary piercings).
Cobra Clutch Master

Violent J’s baby momma just wants her goddamn Child Support Check!
http://www.segadriven.com Hairyman

Mr Miyagi’s teenage years weren’t well documented until this shocking discovery.
http://www.thejamminjabber.com thejamminjabber

I are angry goth.
Zach

Juggalo Billy Milano.
b-rad

diet faygo? i don’t think it exists
http://www.weakmusicforthomas.com BrandonMarvin

Straight up now tell me do you really want to love me forever….oh, oh, oh
b-rad

pig tails – not just for pigs anymore…. oh wait, what?
Shane Gillis

Babysitter for hire. Go ahead and check my references, motherfucker.
Bill

New loser metal fan sub-species discovered: Juggalemo.
Shane Gillis

Match.com profile: Christian, non-smoking television watcher. Enjoys extremely short walks on the beach, romantic buffets, and spa gift certificates. Good with children, dogs, and anything else that can be cuddled to sweaty death. Musical likes – anything that has a hip hop groove and pudding. Functioning drinker, except for Thursdays through Tuesdays. If you’re tired of looking for Mr. Right, give up and give me a call. My only downside, other than my looks, personality, and that hot garbage and onions smell my body emits, is that I may be too passionate. Look, money’s tight these days, and I’m pretty much free. Plus, I do it ALL. Serious inquiries only. And please, no fatties.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Tim-Jones/554310014 Tim Jones

Jim felt a rage build up inside him as he was refused entry to the school disco.
Timmay!

Bob wanted to prove that eating the heart of a defeated opponent would grant you their powers. Unfortunately, the only “warriors” he could defeat were emos and juggalos.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Tony-Venditto/1232003405 Tony Venditto

The blue on this shirt matches the blue balls Mikeopotumus gets from watching his favorite clowns…”they really ARE insane……I must masturbate!!”
Fufkin

Dad?

Wren

win!

Viking-Shredder

“Which one of you flatfoots stole my lollypop…”
Adam

“I can’t believe the line-up for ice cream”
Slice two

In order to make the sport more popular, the sumo wrestling comitee decided to loosen their wrestler requirments.
kenchan13

and then Sarah said”ok ready,watch..when i hold my breath real hard i turn into a dude”
Anselmowitz

Faygo troll guards entrance to Area 51.

http://myspace.com/whitearmsofathena Josh

damnit, I really thought I would be the first to faygo it up. Yours is better

http://myspace.com/whitearmsofathena Josh

WHO TOOK MY FAYGO
http://www.welovemetal.com We Love Metal

Look at me: I used to have a hot porn star wife and a successful band called Biohazard.

FarBeyondJuban

hahaha win

http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

The menu on the left is the same damn menu on the right!!
Draven_Corvinus

This particular sumo wrestler gave up his warrior ways and fell down the dark and depraved path of the Juggalo.
Drew

Dino looking for musical inspiration at the gathering
my dick

Jay Cutler thinking about what an amazing human being he is
crush1214

The people from the planet Juggalo finally launched their first satellite today which took to the planets orbit quickly.
2Brutal

They said there was gonna be cake here. God damn juggulos!
The_Villain

Alice Through the Hot Topic Store-front Glass
OBEY1019

Its my gathering I can cry if I want to.
Nocturne

The Juggalo-Buddha, deep in faygo-induced meditation.
Douche

“I was told My Chemical Romance was going to be here. WTF!”
Jon Jolin

Thats My Grandson there, that damn ICP turned him into a Bridge Guarding Troll
engleprunt

The radar was having trouble receiving transmissions because of the abnormally-sized bearded girl standing near it.
Douche

“Answer me, these questions three!

WHAT, is my favorite Hostess snack cake?
HOOOW many Gunt rolls do I have?
WIIIILLL you touch my weiner?

YOU MAY PASS!”
FukinBowDown

“A wild Snorlax appears”

http://myspace.com/whitearmsofathena Josh

hahaha

Dilznoofus

Real Juggalo turns to mom, scows, and says, “Damn it Mom, you just don’t get it! Chicken huntin’ doesn’t mean we have to go to KFC and eat the whole bucket every day! The clean plate club sucks! Mom, can you take me to Walmart to get larger pants?” End scene.
ZOMG

Ziltoid’s older brother. The reason for his hate on things “Not Metal”.
simplyhorrible

billy milano attempts to become relevant…and fails again.
Jesse

A picture is worth a thousand words. Unfortunately for this guy, most of those words are derogatory synonyms for “homosexual”.
Gossamer Axe

Courtney Love has been visiting the tanning bed again.
Jonathan

Sometimes, even beards can’t save people.
Beereded

The result of a crazy night at the first annual Gathering of the Juggalos.
http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

Unable to comprehend the warning label, an ICP fan has dangerously overinflated his love doll

http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ ipc4me

FUCK U MAN US JUGGALOPES LIKE BIG LADIES OK FUCKER? SHES FUCKIN HOTT AS FUCK BET YOU AINT NEVER HAD TITS LIKE THAT SINCE BACK WEN B4 U WUZ A FUCKIN LITTEL BABY WAAAA WAAAA SUCK YO MAMAS TITS BABY ICP FUCKIN RULEZZ FUCKIN GAY SHIT OR SUMTHIN MY MAMA GOT POPPED BY SUM THUGZ SO I NEED BIGGST BOOBZ I CAN FUCKIN GET NEED SUM MILK BOYYYY CUZ IM LIKE DA FKCIUN MILK MAN OR SUM SHIT FUCK IM OUT SHIT IPC 4 LIFEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sacajawea

God I love when you do that. It’s very authentic.

twisted_freak

“I told Mom I needed my pink shirt washed for this!”
ilovelesbians

“Mom, I told you I’m not going on a diet, stop buying me Diet Faygo!”
Rugby

Before establishing himself as an Intergalactic Crime Lord, Jabba the Juggalo did not garner very much respect from the Juggalettes. This make him very cranky indeed.
mailuponmysoul

” Rumspringa goes tragically awry when Amish teen finds himself trapped in the dark underworld of obese mongoloid tranny porn.”
Joshua Salcido

how do you like my evil king fu panda look????
Spaceman_Jones

To fat for the Helicopter rides.
http://www.ftsmetal.com FTSMETALDOTCOM

“My god damn mom didn’t wash my Attack! Attack! shirt.”
troe

Already submitted earlier, but just throwing this out there.

“No Parking. Unauthorized vehicles will be towed at vehicle owner’s expense.”
Harahune

Following the break-up of Coal Chamber, Meegs Rascon has really let himself go with a diet of Krispy Kremes, bad music, and sattelive TV.
lamb of god forbid

Barry is (un)happily displaying the new ICP shower curtain
lamb of god forbid

on his way to the entrance gate of the Gathering, Barry accidentally dropped his ticket. By the time he stood back up from retreiving it, he was greatly disappointed to see the event was over and the fairgrounds deserted
Dan

hey isnt this the kid Dethklok adopted?
lamb of god forbid

this is what he gets for losing to his baby sister 5 straight times in tic-tac-toe
terrybeans84

“Why won’t they bring back Punky Brewster?”
FarBeyondJuban

insane clown posse t-shirt: $19 (from hot topic of course)

2 lip rings: $75

having actual photographic proof that the bassist of carpathian forest did in fact have a love-child with roseanne?…priceless
ell

Eric Cartman’s twisted adolescence. “Goddamnit Mom! I said no photos unless you get me KFC!”
bowser665

Awwww fuck. I thought ICP would have opted for digital television.
Facebook User

“F*** the world.”
“I was totally just about to say that.”

“F*** blue tshirts.”
“……………………………………………..”
http://myspace.com/fromallwithin in5150wetrust

“Hmphh! I’m not coming back in until I get a twinkie!!!”
anttichrist

This just tipped the scale of wanting to gouge my eyes out. Shudder.
anttichrist

” I’m not fat, i’m big boned! Mumble grumble splurge”
Phro

Ellen wishes she would have read the bit on the rogane bottle about not applying to facial areas.
(required)

On this week’s episode of “Where Are They Now?”: The Garbage Pail Kids
Ilona

So your telling me this is a girl?
“Yep.”

and she plays what instrument?
“She sings sir.”

What are you waiting for? Sign her band to Century Media!
Killerdesign

Girls! This is your face, and this is you face on Faygo.
Jamie

Avenged Seven Folds.

groverXIII

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
\m/Eluveitie\m/

Avenged Jello Molds
jackattack

10

kevin pelton

I don’t know what I just ate , but it may have been too Burnt by the Sun
http://foetusfoetus.blogspot.com clement

“10 years after: Tokyo Hotel, the ugly truth”
thelightcarrier

“I swear I’ll pay you back xjabbax, i just need a little more time!”
http://www.facebook.com/people/Zach-Dolan/100000151486558 Zach Dolan

The offspring of Dino Cazares and Violent J!
\m/Eluveitie\m/

The number of comments is the same as his weight! If he’s 3’7″…
Louhawk

Teen Agnst
NOW in SUPERSIZED!!!
christi

FML! Why would a dog groomer have a barber pole!?
earthsherm

the only thing more round and white than nergals hairline
Eric

Meet the lead singer from the “Gender Confused” Thrash Metal band ‘TAINT.

He/She ‘TAINT all male and ‘TAINT all female, but is something in the middle…..
Catboyo

Gothopottomus is sad!!!
http://www.facebook.com/people/Paul-Hogsett/753015006 Paul

pigtails really make any hairstyle better. no, really. ANY.
Stephen

The only metal thing in this picture is that brutally huge satellite dish.

Jamie

Nice.

Andy

Ignoring his parents warnings about listening to lame ass music and the effects it would have on his image, Harold became an ICP junkie and his image practically guaranties he will never get laid!(at least by anyone with a pulse!)
http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

Skidouche
Andy

CRIKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look everyone it the elusive jugalosaurous, The largest, ugliest, and thankfully the rarest………
Eric

You average Juggalo’s diet consists of nothing but the highest cut of Korn fanatics. Unfortunately, this took a toll on Jerry’s body (and hairdo).
WowWee!

ALERT THE CATHEDRAL ! QUASIEMO IS TRYING TO JOIN IN ON THE FESTIVAL OF JUGGAFOOLS !
anttichrist

He’s got the Juggband blues.
bleak46n2

nobody loves me…
Nick

Someone looks like they lost a bet. I guess that’s what you get when you weight 400 lbs and think you can stage dive farther than anyone.
Thomas

Damn fatass is blockin my satellite signal! SHIT
Andrew

sadly my 3rd lip ring was stolen this morning
d34dsouls

“My E-Girlfriend says I look cool”
http://myspace.com/theohioseasaw Exjesus101

Awwww i ran out of faygo, so now violent J and Shaggy 2 dope wont suck my dick at the gathering
nolavann

What a Fucked up day, Of all the places for me to start Lactating, it just HAD to be in a ICP mosh pit
goolash

“Fuck tootsie rolls, I only eat DARK chocolate! “
http://kzscsledge.blogspot.com/ GoatRidersHorde

This is the last time I let my goth little sister dress me up.
bearwizard

Behold, Varg Vierknes greatest secret; his son!
MHJ

Coal Chamber + 20 cheeseburgers.
ZomB

I get some insane clown pussy with this t-shirt.
R perez

Pissed because there were no tacos at the gathering! This is bullshit!!!
(required)

Two American epidemics combine to form a perfect storm of shamefulness: juggalobesity.

nolavann

god damn that one was good!
dlux

hahaha that’s my favorite!

http://www.myspace.com/this_is_james_myspace Necrozoid

Wait so who won?
Cobaltss

I am sad because I can’t find my neck.

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