Comments on: GWAR’S ODERUS URUNGUS ANSWERS MORE EARTHLING QUESTIONS! http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/19/gwars-oderus-urungus-answers-more-earthling-questions/ Your source for heavy metal news, gossip, MP3s, and assorted idiocy. Sun, 21 Mar 2010 02:53:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: steve http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/19/gwars-oderus-urungus-answers-more-earthling-questions/#comment-307478 steve Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:59:56 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19376#comment-307478 Meet Gwar IN STORE! http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii140/tonytits2008/GetAttachmentaspx-1.jpg Meet Gwar IN STORE!

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]]> By: deanerhead http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/19/gwars-oderus-urungus-answers-more-earthling-questions/#comment-293989 deanerhead Wed, 02 Sep 2009 12:39:47 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19376#comment-293989 Now that Alice in Chains are about to make a comeback, who do you think Gwar should replace you with when you OD? ALF? That giant brown guy from Fraggle Rock? Or a middle-aged phallus-obsessed drunken pervert adorned in leftover Toxic Avenger props? Now that Alice in Chains are about to make a comeback, who do you think Gwar should replace you with when you OD? ALF? That giant brown guy from Fraggle Rock? Or a middle-aged phallus-obsessed drunken pervert adorned in leftover Toxic Avenger props?

]]> By: Vikingfromhell890 http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/19/gwars-oderus-urungus-answers-more-earthling-questions/#comment-287575 Vikingfromhell890 Tue, 25 Aug 2009 12:43:57 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19376#comment-287575 How did GWAR discover crack? How did GWAR discover crack?

]]> By: deanerhead http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/19/gwars-oderus-urungus-answers-more-earthling-questions/#comment-287568 deanerhead Tue, 25 Aug 2009 12:13:39 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19376#comment-287568 Did you know that Roddy Piper refused to take a dive for Mr. T at Wrestlemania 2? Aren't you glad Tracy Smothers has a trailer full of kids to feed? Did you know that Roddy Piper refused to take a dive for Mr. T at Wrestlemania 2? Aren’t you glad Tracy Smothers has a trailer full of kids to feed?

]]> By: leroy pescheur http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/19/gwars-oderus-urungus-answers-more-earthling-questions/#comment-286082 leroy pescheur Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:52:52 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19376#comment-286082 what's yellow and doesn't swim? what’s yellow and doesn’t swim?

]]> By: RomuluXX http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/19/gwars-oderus-urungus-answers-more-earthling-questions/#comment-285093 RomuluXX Fri, 21 Aug 2009 20:43:48 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19376#comment-285093 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he had recently lost his testicles to a bullet train? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he had recently lost his testicles to a bullet train?

]]> By: deanerhead http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/19/gwars-oderus-urungus-answers-more-earthling-questions/#comment-284843 deanerhead Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:02:26 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19376#comment-284843 People have criticized Lordi for being a Gwar rip-off. Does it please you that you're credited for being retarded first? People have criticized Lordi for being a Gwar rip-off. Does it please you that you’re credited for being retarded first?

]]> By: Jackson http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/19/gwars-oderus-urungus-answers-more-earthling-questions/#comment-284793 Jackson Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:00:36 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19376#comment-284793 everyone knows large doses of cash cures aids everyone knows large doses of cash cures aids

]]> By: Dannibal http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/19/gwars-oderus-urungus-answers-more-earthling-questions/#comment-284569 Dannibal Fri, 21 Aug 2009 05:13:29 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19376#comment-284569 Is it true that Slymenstra Hymen is/was trying to sue you for rubbing her squid-like vag the wrong way? Also, when will the legacy of Chippy the chipopotomous continue?!?!?! By far the most entertaining thing on the internet, besides midgets giving blumpkins of course. Is it true that Slymenstra Hymen is/was trying to sue you for rubbing her squid-like vag the wrong way?
Also, when will the legacy of Chippy the chipopotomous continue?!?!?! By far the most entertaining thing on the internet, besides midgets giving blumpkins of course.

]]> By: seagoat http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/19/gwars-oderus-urungus-answers-more-earthling-questions/#comment-283965 seagoat Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:45:30 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19376#comment-283965 Oderus, I saw your profile in the new Revolver recently and was surprised by the straightness and cleanliness of your chompers for a being that most humans would consider 'disgusting'. So how do you keep up with such impressive dental hygiene in outer space or Antarctica or where ever it is that you reside these days? Oderus,

I saw your profile in the new Revolver recently and was surprised by the straightness and cleanliness of your chompers for a being that most humans would consider ‘disgusting’. So how do you keep up with such impressive dental hygiene in outer space or Antarctica or where ever it is that you reside these days?

]]> By: Motoghost http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/19/gwars-oderus-urungus-answers-more-earthling-questions/#comment-283566 Motoghost Thu, 20 Aug 2009 05:27:58 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19376#comment-283566 #4 and #13 are hilarious! #4 and #13 are hilarious!

]]> By: therealmetalmatt http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/19/gwars-oderus-urungus-answers-more-earthling-questions/#comment-283514 therealmetalmatt Thu, 20 Aug 2009 04:05:45 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19376#comment-283514 I want to be just as sexy as you are and would like to know your secret. Do you have a special diet? Any kind of special workouts? Or do I not have a chance just because I'm human? I want to be just as sexy as you are and would like to know your secret. Do you have a special diet? Any kind of special workouts? Or do I not have a chance just because I’m human?

]]> By: -gODGRINDER- http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/19/gwars-oderus-urungus-answers-more-earthling-questions/#comment-283507 -gODGRINDER- Thu, 20 Aug 2009 03:59:20 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19376#comment-283507 ROFLMAO! ROFLMAO!

]]> By: seveword http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/19/gwars-oderus-urungus-answers-more-earthling-questions/#comment-283481 seveword Thu, 20 Aug 2009 03:39:26 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19376#comment-283481 I say,"What's the difference between fucking your mom and doing a bitch doggystyle?" You say: I say,”What’s the difference between fucking your mom and doing a bitch doggystyle?”
You say:

]]> By: Beard http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/19/gwars-oderus-urungus-answers-more-earthling-questions/#comment-283182 Beard Thu, 20 Aug 2009 00:10:56 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19376#comment-283182 So you gave Magic AIDS. Didn't do a good job. I still see him on Rent-A-Center commercials. How was he cured if he had the so called "AIDS" that you gave him? So you gave Magic AIDS. Didn’t do a good job. I still see him on Rent-A-Center commercials. How was he cured if he had the so called “AIDS” that you gave him?

]]> By: bradican http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/19/gwars-oderus-urungus-answers-more-earthling-questions/#comment-283093 bradican Wed, 19 Aug 2009 23:18:56 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19376#comment-283093 I don't think he would've answered if he didn't realize where it was from I don’t think he would’ve answered if he didn’t realize where it was from

]]> By: Captain Wookie http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/19/gwars-oderus-urungus-answers-more-earthling-questions/#comment-282948 Captain Wookie Wed, 19 Aug 2009 21:54:03 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19376#comment-282948 I guess that's a fair answer to my question I guess that’s a fair answer to my question

]]> By: sinistatroy http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/19/gwars-oderus-urungus-answers-more-earthling-questions/#comment-282941 sinistatroy Wed, 19 Aug 2009 21:49:38 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19376#comment-282941 clearly it was all the years of getting fucked by Pat Riley clearly it was all the years of getting fucked by Pat Riley

]]> By: msv81 http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/19/gwars-oderus-urungus-answers-more-earthling-questions/#comment-282811 msv81 Wed, 19 Aug 2009 20:58:07 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19376#comment-282811 ODERUS - I traversed from Filthadelphia to Germany for Wacken '09 and, having purchased my ticket back in November of last year (prior to the full lineup being announced), I had hoped the 20th anniversary lineup was going to be killer. Unfortunately, this wasn't entirely the case. GWAR was one of only a handful of bands I was excited about; I've seen your live show countless times and you've never disappointed UNTIL NOW! What gives with your performance at the biggest metal festival in the world?? You guys sounded ok, but I slaughtered countless Germans to get right up front against the gate hoping to get blood, cum, piss, and shit all over me (as usual at a GWAR show) and....nothing! All I got was a tiny sprinkle of Obama's blood. What gives? Was the stage just too far away from the gate or did you intentionally shoot the stuff at a lesser distance? Also, what about that bullshit crowd?? Everyone looked bored and when I asked some of the people if they knew who GWAR was, they looked confused. Since your goal is to exterminate humanity, you should definitely start with the goddamn Germans who don't even know their makers!!! ODERUS – I traversed from Filthadelphia to Germany for Wacken ‘09 and, having purchased my ticket back in November of last year (prior to the full lineup being announced), I had hoped the 20th anniversary lineup was going to be killer. Unfortunately, this wasn’t entirely the case. GWAR was one of only a handful of bands I was excited about; I’ve seen your live show countless times and you’ve never disappointed UNTIL NOW! What gives with your performance at the biggest metal festival in the world?? You guys sounded ok, but I slaughtered countless Germans to get right up front against the gate hoping to get blood, cum, piss, and shit all over me (as usual at a GWAR show) and….nothing! All I got was a tiny sprinkle of Obama’s blood. What gives? Was the stage just too far away from the gate or did you intentionally shoot the stuff at a lesser distance? Also, what about that bullshit crowd?? Everyone looked bored and when I asked some of the people if they knew who GWAR was, they looked confused. Since your goal is to exterminate humanity, you should definitely start with the goddamn Germans who don’t even know their makers!!!

]]> By: therealmetalmatt http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/19/gwars-oderus-urungus-answers-more-earthling-questions/#comment-282779 therealmetalmatt Wed, 19 Aug 2009 20:45:27 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19376#comment-282779 You Lord Bling are the SHIT for asking that! You Lord Bling are the SHIT for asking that!

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