DO JUGGALOS MAKE BAD PARENTS?
Monday, August 24th, 2009 at 3:30pm by Axl RosenbergMS Maniac Allan Petteruto sent us the below. It’s actually very sad. So sad that I have no desire whatsoever to make fun of the people involved. Just watch it first, then get my thoughts after the jump.
So, first of all, this girl is obviously a dummy, and a reprehensible person to boot. And the easy argument to be made here is that Juggalos are white trash and white trash make bad parents.
And that argument might be half-right.
See, painful though it is for me to admit, I recently befriended someone who is a) a really cool dude and b) a Juggalo. Difficult to comprehend, I know. And maybe the tr00 thing to do would be to say “Well, you like ICP so you can’t really be cool and we can’t be friends.”
I’m not gonna do that because I’m not a prick (well, not a total prick), but even if I did – it would do nothing prove that Juggalos are bad parents. Or, at least, that they don’t necessarily make worse parents than Slayer fans or Motley Crue fans or Emperor or whatever band. I think it’s safe to say that “white trash” probably don’t make good parents, or “idiots” don’t make good parents – but making Juggalo-specific is going too far.
I fully expect many of you to make dead Juggalo baby jokes in the comments section below, and I’m fine with that. But there’s a reason I didn’t wanna put this post under the “Laugh at Others’ Misfortunes” category.
-AR
WTF
Ya that was my first thought. I expected to crack a smile at some point during that 7 minutes and 51 second tragedy but at no point was anything in that steaming pile of stupidity and disgrace even remotely worthy of the opposite of a frown.
@AXL…That synopsis of this garbage was kind to say the least. Im sure it was hard not to state the obvious and thats the fact that anyone who watched this little Academy Award Quality Film knows that they immediately realized that bitch doesnt deserve to be alive.
The good thing about this is the fact that if a Heaven and Hell exist clearly the child and egg donor will be residing in different residences.
The only thing left to ask is….Where is Dexterwhen you need him?
Amen.
ya good words AXL
but i’m still gonna say…
I think the baby took a hatchet to the neck lol
The only fitting statement that comes to mind:
NINJA DOWN!
I don’t know which is worse: a young infant passing on or the parents of said infant looking like complete idiots at the funeral. An ICP coffin???!!?? WTF??? Poor child
As much as I wanted to make fun of her, I can’t. This is just too sad. The worst part is that she won’t take responsibility for her actions.
It’s horrible..
That kid didn’t do anything.
Fucking juggalos, I thought they passed out condoms at the Gathering
Ok, I will then.
Fuck this human bowling ball. You and your “fiancee’s lives are shit”? I wonder why? You weigh a metric ton and you engage in one of the repulsive popular subcultures to ever spawn in western civilization and with it, you engage in numerous drug habits. And now because her miles of rolling hills she’s too braindead to realize she had a fucking kid in her the whole time, and the ultimate sacrifice of it was made. You think that’d be enough to change someone’s life around and give them a LITTLE introspection on their lives? No! This bitch blames the hospital for something that is OBVIOUSLY her fault and furthermore thinks it’s a big joke by getting all giddy over free merchandise.
This fat fuck deserves nothing of the precious gift of life. She should be mutilated like the fat hog she is. I have NO SYMPATHY for people like that.
She probably just ate the baby and is making up stories to get free merch now.
By the looks of her that probably wasn’t the first baby either…
how dense is a chick to not know she was 6 months pregnant? i don’t understand it.
If you saw the pics in the video, you’d see just how “dense” she is.
hahaha touche!
“how dense is a chick to not know she was 6 months pregnant?” LOOK AT HER!!
I wouldn’t expect a Juggalo to be a good parent because I know that most Juggalos are drug addicts and morons. There are always exceptions that prove the rule, of course. These people are not those exceptions.
There’s nothing funny about a baby dying, but for someone that drank and did drugs for six months of her pregnancy, to try to blame the hospital is simply irresponsible, and to try to capitalize on your child’s death like this makes me physically ill. I wouldn’t wish this sort of thing upon anyone, but I can’t feel any sort of pity for this stupid, self-centered bitch.
I would hope that something so tragic would make you take stock of your life and grow the fuck up… instead, you turn your child’s funeral into a circus (pun somewhat intended). Here’s a thought. Get a real job, stop spending all of your money on drugs, alcohol, and ICP merchandise, and maybe then you could pay for your child’s funeral.
I’m ranting, but this sort of thing really pisses me off.
possibly the saddest thing ive seen in awhile
This chick is a fucking idiot!
No baby deserves to die though.
Thank you Darwin …
Wow, talk about dedication.
Shame about the kid, but living with such a retarded cunt? Nice fuckin’ alternative…
Let’s be honest… that kid would’ve been taken away by the state pretty early on, more than likely.
that’s a definite fact, CPS exists because of parents like this.
I can’t fucking believe this shit actually happens. How the fuck does that woman sleep at night? What about the father? I’m sure he feels like an even bigger piece of shit than he normally would, being juggalo-trash and engaged to a planet-sized “woman”.
This only goes to further my point that the typical ICP fan only cares about themselves. I hope the child spirit lives to haunt this irresponsible druggie whore for the rest of her pathetic life.
that woman sounds like she cares more about that shit merchandise than she did about her daughter.
my thoughts exactly
It sounded even MORE like she was worried about being a big fat stupid cunt the rest of her life.
Julz, your daughter is in a better place. Usually that’s just a platitude to make one feel better. In this case, it’s true. Could not be truer. So glad you were concerned about the swag you didn’t fukkin’ get.
anyplace would be better then inside her uterus
i dont even think the father even wanted to be inside her uterus..haha
I guess I’m sorry that the kid died but, that’s what happens when you drink, smoke weed, and take Xanax while pregnant. Maybe she’ll learn for next time.
What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.
+1 considering the depressive nature of this post
Oof… that’s horrible, and yet, so topical.
this is depressing as hell
I honestly can’t think of anything witty to say. This just is too sad.
No opinion on this.
Um, wow. Proves my point that most of the worlds population is completely retarded. Wheres my Dark Lotus merch? Oh my baby? Fuck her she’s dead. That t-shirt, on the other hand, is still out there somewhere.
It takes only one sperm and one egg to create a child. What’s really sad is that there are actual responsible people out there who, for one reason or another, are unable to get pregnant or impregnate their significant other. Then there are worthless losers like this pantload who probably can get knocked up looking at an underwear ad.
Nail on the head right there….
I can’t imagine how much this story must hurt those who have done whatever they can to raise and love a child, and haven’t had any luck…
Reminds me of Idiocracy.
word
BUTCHERED AT BIRTH
oh my fucking god i love this person!!! i wear that shirt publicly and might i say it gets a few looks, that aside,these people as we all have discussed are horrible people and deserve to burn in hell fire or suffer through life knowing they did this.but what kind of world is this where we dont sensor our breeding?
From the top of my head i could name a handful of other suitable CC songs too.
Blunt Force Castration….
What a stupid bitch. Her baby died and all she’s worried about is getting free shit. RIP Anabelle.
And yet, no country on this planet has thought of implementing a Parenting License. They ask us for a driver’s lincense, to operate a business, to carry and own a firearm!! And yet, there are idiots like these breeding like rabbits, unsupervised, uncontrolled, contributing to degenerate the gene pool.
Amen to that!
Oh, I couldn’t agree more.
This person needs to be president.
This is so sad… That fucking bitch. There are so many things I want to say to her if I could see her. Ugh, so very sad…
holy shit this story is insane
“my baby is dead where is my merch?”
what a scum bag of a mother
she should be shot
i firmly beleive people like this this do not deserve to live. yeah it was an accident albite an extremely stupid and unforgivable one, but this should never be allowed to happen again
“YEAH, SO MY BABY DIED AND I’M SAD…BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, YOU GUYS DIDN’T GIVE ME MY PRIZES THAT I WON N’ SHIT.”
LOL WUT.
I HOPE THIS FAT BITCH GETS HER SKULL BLOWN OUT WITH A SHOTGUN. FUCK ICP
Bru00l, I like.
I’ve seen this clip before, and I’m no less pissed off than I was the first time. Fuck this stupid, irresponsible bitch. She clearly cares more about her stupid hatchet man gear than she does about her dead child. Who she essentially killed.
And here I thought it was the hospital that murdered her child… I’m sure they were strangling the baby rather than try to save it after a pregnancy full of alcohol and drugs.
That is ridiculous. Die Juggalos. Why do the metalsucks idiots keep putting this garbage on here???!!!!
Its Metalsucks not Insane Clown Posse sucks, because everybody already knows they suck. Jesus.
I hate to say this but the baby is in a better place now. I can easily imagine how fucked up the kids life would have been with those parents. She would have had some serious issues in life. No doubt the state would come involved and remove the kid from her crack smoking parents. It was a god send they she died young.
As when some women become too skinny and stop having their periods, some women become fat enough to the point where they stop having a monthly period. The difference is with being to heavy they can still become pregnant.. So with a girl as fat as she was it would be understandable that she would not have noticed being pregnant. I have a Doctor who told me that he had a woman come in for stomach pains. She was about 400 lbs and was actually in labor and had no idea.
fucking liar that was the newer texas chainsaw massacre
Ok I am not sorry this joke just seemed too relevant considering the juggalo connections.
What is the hardest thing about raping a dead baby?
Getting the blood out of your clown costume
L O L Z
See folks! Darwinism does apply to Juggalos!
Sadly the logic of it got screwed up.
Personally I think its the humane thing to do… Euthanize people on lower echelons of humanity like that… It’s just sad the money-grubbing miserly mother didnt die in labor =(
That is painful to watch. Painful in the sense that this thing became pregnant and, essentially, killed the baby in the womb with substances, and then proceeds to blame the hospital/doctor and spends half of the time on air talking about merch she didn’t get. She could have used that forum to plead for donations to help pay for the funeral costs that I’m assuming welfare couldn’t cover. This may not have worked though as judging from the way she speaks has the emotional depth of a sponge. I never once got the feeling that she felt any hurt at all for what has happened to her.
I know people who have lost a child. It was brutal for them. I’ve known people who have had multiple miscarriages. I feel bad for these people who can’t have children or lose children. When your own actions cause the death of a child you need to take responsibility for it and not pass the blame elsewhere. It’s probably better for this broad that the baby died as raising a child with fetal alcohol syndrome or any other developmental disability would have proved to much for someone who is obviously so stupid and self absorbed.
She might have been able to pay for the funeral if she hadn’t wasted money on an ICP coffin.
Even though thiswill be bringing the metal fire down on me, I amgoing toadmit that I was a huge fan of ICP for many years. No, I never painted my face up or any of that shit. That’s because I can distinguish between what is reality and what is a marketing gimmick. I have two wonderful kids and a wife and a real full time job. I don’t consider myself white trash. I’ve been a fan of many types of music, including Gwar, Manson…both have fans that may not be “in the norm”.
It’s not cool to make broad generalizations about fans of a certain music. Fans of metal should know this better than anyone. There are people out there that think all metal fans are just like real life Beavis and Buttheads.
While I feel badfor the baby, I think that the mother would be a complete waste no matter what music she listenend to. People just love to hate on ICP because of their persona. Really, though, they aren’t much different than Kiss or Alice Cooper…they just chose a shittier type of music to cash in on.
And, to be honest, I’ve seen the same type of fans at Cradle of Filth show, but with more spikes and “extra black” goth clothing. I guess there’s no accounting for personal taste.
It’s rarely useful to make generalizations about anyone, as generalizations are, by their very nature, largely inaccurate. Just like anything else, it’s an attempt to organize one’s worldview.
I don’t think anyone here honestly thinks these people are representative of the ICP fanbase as whole (I could, of course, be wrong), as regrettable taste in music (sorry, had to say it) doesn’t make someone a bad person. This situation is completely unforgivable, but I reserve a very small part of my pity for the band and their fans who — whatever else you can say about them — don’t deserve to have the actions of these people reflect on them.
The lion’s share of my pity of course goes to a little girl who never had a chance. (Be at peace, little one.)
I’m a mother of two, currently career changing from executive management to law student and also a juggaletee. My point is you can’t generalize. There are a lot more successful fans out there than people realize. We aren’t all white trash, druggies, alcoholic dumb stupid c@!%s like Ms. Julz here. Hate all you like, it’s like I tell my son, take care of your business and be responsible and you earn the right to look however the fuck you want on your own time. Play societies game to meet your needs, then two middle fingers in the air when the bills are paid and your life’s headed in the right direction. Personally Juggalo Julz is a disgrace not only to the Juggalo family but to humanity. She forgot to get in line when the Goddess was passing out hearts, love, motherly instinct and common f-ing sense.
Unfortunately she can breed, and someone needs to stab her uterus so she can’t. My 2 cents on the matter. Hate me I don’t care, at the end of the day I got my values and business straight. I don’t buy the hype I like the music and I like the fuck all freedom. That’s just me, I respect all those with different preferences, it’s what makes life interesting.
I have been a Juggalette for 14 years, I’m old school don’t feel like changing and I like my life. At the end of the day the only persons opinion I have to worry about is my own. If more people worried about how they felt about themselves they’d find out they have little time to care about what others think of them or their lifestyles. MCL to all juggalos and juggalettes and to all the haters too for that matter =P Peace!
So what does it say about ME that I sat through all 8 minutes of that travesty and all I can think of is, All the fucked up people in the world who get to have kids and not ME? I mean, they didn’t but they did, but still: I don’t understand. Stuff like this makes me want to light a match and set the world on fire — just sit back and watch it all burn.
All y’all who have kids, kiss them for me tonight. And for all the mistakes you’re destined to make with your kids, please let them be out of love and please don’t fail them the way these people failed theirs.
Well said. I can’t stand people that treat their kids like a burden and take them for granted.
*smiles* In your case, kiss the spouse and cat for me, will you?
Heh… of course.
Ideally, there will be a baby to kiss in the near future… in the meantime, I guess I gotta keep at it, if you know what I mean.
*chortles* Do what you gotta do, my friend. And good luck with that!
Kids are a blessing. This story depresses the hell out of me. If this had happened to my daughter I would have probably killed myself. It’s all a game of dress up, even at the wake. I don’t think ICP would be proud of this.
Kiss that baby for me, too.
wow this bitch was an aweful parent smoking and drinking during while being pregrant. im sorry to this say this no wonder why you lost your child. idiots like this shoulnt be breeding.
Idiots like this shouldn’t be BORN!
This has nothing to do with Juggalos and everything thing to do with idiots who are able to procreate. It’s a shame so many kids are born to such incapable, blithering retarded parents in this world and by default are more than likely to become idiots themselves. The deck is stacked against them from birth.
*waits for the one juggalo that always pops out of nowhere to come in here talking shit and defending this bitch*
That ought to be fun… I’m sure they’d TYPE IN ALL CAPS and use no punctuation and improper grammar.
(It’s not so much a stereotype as it is a truth.)
like leet speak for assholes!
This is awful. As a parent who is also into extreme music I can somewhat relate, but you have to grow up sometime. I sure as fuck wouldn’t dress my daughter up in a Slayer shirt or something at her funeral. Ridiculous! It all comes down to accountability and being white trash is a total cop out. This girl should be in prison.
i prefer impaled through the neck more kvlt
What a fucking failure, most likely from a lineage of failures. Hopefully her family line dies out.
Living proof that stupid people breed in large numbers. It’s a shame what happened to her child but this bitch is beyond scum. “White Trash” and “Idiot” are compliments compared to what she really is. It’s one thing to be a fan of the music but to do all of that for the funeral is just sad, if not a tad disturbing. And the fact that she cared more about merchandise she didn’t get rather than plugging her MySpace so people could support her is just fucked up. Hey, I’m sure everyone has been screwed over before for similar things, but there are bigger issues that go on in life like… oh… I don’t know… the death of a love one! It’s parents like this that cause people to grow up completely fucked up in the head. I could go on but everyone else seems to be expressing my same thoughts so I’ll stop here.
I don’t believe the story. First what human male would stick their cock in this ‘tard whale? Second…no need for a second. No one would fuck her, end of story.
:0 WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!! I am really Speechless
Just another shitty parent that thankfully won’t be contributing to the gene pool, ICP fan or not. The music you like isn’t that great of a barometer of how shitty of a parent you are going to be.
I sincerely hope that, at some point, these human failures will be able to grasp and comprehend the utter, complete tragedy of this, including their own part and responsibility of it. Then again, that’s a tall order judging by the looks of it. A more likely scenario, i assume, is a short and miserable, drug-ridden excuse of a life in the gutters of humanity.
No wonder there is a thing called misanthropy.
This has been a very dark start to the day – heartbreaking.
HOW THE FUCK THAT DODE COULD IMPREGNATE THAT BALLOON?
Un-fucking-believable
What the fuck is a Jugaloo anyway? I’m not sure we have them in England.
I think the scariest part about all this is this mouth-breather may very well do the same thing again. Listen to her speak and look at her actions…she has not learned one single fucking thing. The chances of this happening all over again in a year or two are pretty damn high.
Somebody nailed it earlier, that baby is definitely in a better place…it’s a shame she couldn’t have been born to somebody else.
Fucking Proles.
God, what a fat bitch.
Now for the chick, whose a baby-less fat bitch.
Dear Juggalo Julz,
Stop breeding. And stop breathing.
With love,
-The human race
Has anyone seen that show “I didn’t know I was pregnant!” on A&E? It was the first thing I thought of when i saw this. They all claimed that they are usually “hungry, bloated, and generally uncomfortable.”
Wonder what kind of parents Attack Attack! fans would make, oh wait, they’re all gay, so no one’s getting pregnant.
I’ve been to Chicago Masonic Hospital, its not a bad place. Its terrible what happened there and I actually use to drive past that cemetery when going to work at one point and even further back high school. But in the end, as most of everyone has pointed out, juggalos don’t make bad parents – stupid people do.
I see why she couldnt tell she was pregnant for 6 months..
and I see why this poor little child died too. Xanax, alcohol, and pot during pregnancy…. Its sad that the that the child died, but I HIGHLY doubt the quality of life for that baby would be anywhere near the poverty line. All i could see in her future is crank, fried chicken, ICP music, and getting knocked up at 14. It’s probably for the best.
I’m an ICP fan and Psychopathic fan…but this couple lives in Chicago, RIGHT BY MY HOUSE. I ran into them at my mall when I was working. I BITCHED THE FUCK out of that stupid bitch and told her she wasn’t just an embarrassment to Juggalos but an embrassment to HUMANTIY. Actually she was on another ICP radio show where one of the actual ARTISTS made fun of her. So she got somewhat what she deserved…but she really deserves a knife in her fucking chest.
Did she ask you if you had any merch? I understand your rage, but please don’t feed the attention whore anymore.
lets raid her myspace. this chick oughta be shamed and disgusted not fucking asking for her juggalo merchandise
Judging from the reports, she’s been soliciting ridiculous amounts of Internet traffic in order to get attention and cash in on this tragedy. The last thing I would recommend would be to give her more of what she obviously wants.
I’m a new father, and I’m horrified by this woman’s reprehensible behavior. Since there is no god – and stories like this reaffirm my staunch atheism – her baby is “in a better place” only in the sense that she didn’t have to grow up to have what would very likely be a life of misery, poverty, drug addiction, or worse, raised by this utter mistake of a human being. Please, Juggalo Julz, I beg you to do the right thing and kill yourself before you have another baby. Do us all a favor and take yourself out of the game. You have no worth.
Poor thing. :/
there are so many things wrong with this…
a dead baby and your still bitching about your merch…you can even tell the radio DJ wanted to get the bitch off the air… “remember i won like a 2 juggalo shirts..those never came…oh and the tickets to the last juggalo show”…what a fucking bitch..
she drank and smoked and probably did some meth..wait nevermind about the meth cus meth tends to make people lose weight, but shit take some responsibility from your actions…”the hospital killed my baby”… bitch your rank ass uterus and years of only eating McDonalds to get yourself your own gravitational pull killed your baby..
aside from feeling bad for the baby (who is in a much better place now), i feel bad for the father..i mean look a him…looks like 9 months before he drank too much vodka and feygo and saw this mountain of a woman and decided to climb…and knowing how white trash she is…im pretty sure he was forced to marry this juggasasurus. im sure the dad of this female had a shotgun to this guys back.
oh and really…you have no respect for your dead daughter that you have to bury her in a fucking juggalo coffin and not even dress appropriately….
seriously, there should be a license for parenting… which includes an IQ test, Drug Test, and parenting course. for all other baby factories like this one…how bout we include some mandatory castration…
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Anabelle_Lotus
Agh, you beat me to it.
http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=261332&page=9
as i dig deeper its just wow.
>Julie Boyden or Joseph Krawczyk
>4324 N. Francisco Ave 3rd FL
>Chicago IL 60618
>773-654-1730
for condolences.
These are the times when the darkest ideologies mankind has ever invented justify themselves. There is no fate too horrific for this living detritus.
maybe god didn’t want that baby to be born into such a fucked up life, i mean think about the parenting that baby would have to endure..
WTF…What if?…….
What if she DID know she was pregnant the entire time. Someone who was smart enough to con the radio station out of all kinds of free stuff ( which isn’t saying a lot I know) must have had some clue she was pregnant.
I think she’s lying about how long she knew about the baby so they would not hold her responsible.
alright yall……let the hating begin but i am a juggalo and have been for about 6 years now. people like this are what gives us a bad name. anyone who thinks im a fucking tool cause of the music i listen to should read this…..im 19 years old. have held a job since i was 14. have paid for absolutely everything i own. i am paying my own way through college…….sounds like a sucessful kid to me and yet im a juggalo…..hmm……
To the jughead above this comment., just, wow. Weren’t we just saying fuckin juggalos only think about themselves? On an article about a DEAD FUCKING BABY, he goes on and on about how cool he is. Practically on cue. Fucktard.
THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!THIS MOM AND DAD SHOULD BE GETTING SOME HELP FOR THIS PROBLEM BECAUSE THIS IS NOT OF THE NORM.THIS BABY WAS SO PRETTY I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS HER MOM AND DAD AND THE BABY DESERVES MORE THEN THIS KIDDIE KIDDIE BULLSHIT!!!THIS IS SO VERY WRONG.
this is SO sad. wouldn’t it be nice if there was a hell? this stupid, fat druggie bitch certainly deserves an eternity of torture.
i agree with all others who said this before me – scum like that should not be contributing to the gene pool. who would voluntarily choose to impregnate this mouth-breathing, materialistic bowling ball anyways???
people never cease to disgust me.