What the...??

I GUESS WE’RE NO LONGER “THE PEREZ HILTON OF METAL”…

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…since apparently Perez Hilton is the Perez Hilton of metal. Check out his new t-shirts, which I saw this morning on Reign in Blonde. They’re the latest signs of the mainstream’s attempt to co-opt metal culture:

perezdanzig

perezpoison

In all fairness, I heard that when Will.I.Am. attacked Perez, Perez didn’t go down after one punch the way Danzig did. And he was already more macho than any member of Poison…

-AR

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