I GUESS WE’RE NO LONGER “THE PEREZ HILTON OF METAL”…

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009 at 10:30am by Axl Rosenberg

…since apparently Perez Hilton is the Perez Hilton of metal. Check out his new t-shirts, which I saw this morning on Reign in Blonde. They’re the latest signs of the mainstream’s attempt to co-opt metal culture:

perezdanzig

perezpoison

In all fairness, I heard that when Will.I.Am. attacked Perez, Perez didn’t go down after one punch the way Danzig did. And he was already more macho than any member of Poison…

-AR


10 COMMENTS on “I GUESS WE’RE NO LONGER “THE PEREZ HILTON OF METAL”…”

  1. TXHellbilly says:

    Thats so fucking stupid. I bet CC and Perez would be a good fight.

  2. ceth carter says:

    I saw those yesterday and i am kinda hoping Glen Dazig gives him another pop in the eye.

  3. phoenixdan says:

    I would suspect that T-shirts have some sort of trademark or copyright for design. Wouldn’t these T-shirts be infringing on that? Maybe that douchenozzle will get sued for this.

  4. Grymmbear says:

    Perez Hilton gives us gays a bad name.

  5. Metal Fuckin' Dave says:

    At least Perez didn’t play drums on the Hollywood Undead album.

  6. Jizzmaster3000 says:

    I missread the word ‘hag’ the first time i read that t-shirt.

  7. Perez is one of the worst things to ever happen to society and to see him in any Metal frame makes me want to puke more then an episode of “Rock of Love”

  8. The Ghost of D. Boon says:

    Who the FUCK buys a Perez Hilton shirt?

    I didn’t think that was a kind of brand that inspired much in the way of loyalty.

  9. Beereded says:

    So, what will we now be seeing Metal Sucks t-shirts?

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