Comments on: JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL ON 5-0 http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/25/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-5-0/ IS FOR LOVERS Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:01:34 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Steven http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/25/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-5-0/#comment-296967 Steven Sat, 05 Sep 2009 20:12:48 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19689#comment-296967 I had one with a mall guard, I still count that as POLICE still, Anyway tho. I was going on the escalader or what ever, And i was real tired from walking 45 minutes away from my house to there, So i took a little sit on it, I was going to get up before we reach the top. A guard tells me to stand up, And i did as they ask me to with no complain's, He tells me to come back down. And when i did, I ask him "How may i help you officer?"(Very nicely), He asks me "Trying to be a tough guy huh?". I reply "No, I was not trying to do anything", He said "Right, Well guess what i am going to ban you", I was like "Excause me?, How long?". He said "You don't have to worry about that", That was a smart ass response that's where i was not mister nice guy anymore right there. I told him straight up i did nothing wrong at all, And he said i kept lieing to myself, When there's nothing to lie about. He kept getting smart with me, So i was being a straight up ass hole to him for acting like he was, I even called him a smart ass. He also threaten me not ONCE, But TWICE, I ignore it and think violence was not the answer, I think i should report him and the head of security for doing that bull shit, They ban me for a fucking year from the mall. And i was about to get a job there to and everything, I did nothing wrong, So i was going to be a straight up ass to them before i get ban and everything. And must i say this just happen yesterday, And they hated me so much, That the head of the security team was like "Get him his damn papers, And get him the hell out of my mall", LMFAO. He even call me a smart ass when him and the security guy was being one themselfs, And they started stuff with me, So if i go back there less then a year, I will be arrested with charges for trasspassing. So i do not trust police or security teams at all, No matter what because they might do something idiototic like that, And be inmature 30 and 40 year olds for doing so stupid. So this is pretty much my LONG ass story that you all read, Hope you all know now what POLICE and SECURITY can do now, This is all for now. Havok I had one with a mall guard, I still count that as POLICE still, Anyway tho. I was going on the escalader or what ever, And i was real tired from walking 45 minutes away from my house to there, So i took a little sit on it, I was going to get up before we reach the top. A guard tells me to stand up, And i did as they ask me to with no complain’s, He tells me to come back down. And when i did, I ask him “How may i help you officer?”(Very nicely), He asks me “Trying to be a tough guy huh?”. I reply “No, I was not trying to do anything”, He said “Right, Well guess what i am going to ban you”, I was like “Excause me?, How long?”. He said “You don’t have to worry about that”, That was a smart ass response that’s where i was not mister nice guy anymore right there. I told him straight up i did nothing wrong at all, And he said i kept lieing to myself, When there’s nothing to lie about. He kept getting smart with me, So i was being a straight up ass hole to him for acting like he was, I even called him a smart ass. He also threaten me not ONCE, But TWICE, I ignore it and think violence was not the answer, I think i should report him and the head of security for doing that bull shit, They ban me for a fucking year from the mall. And i was about to get a job there to and everything, I did nothing wrong, So i was going to be a straight up ass to them before i get ban and everything. And must i say this just happen yesterday, And they hated me so much, That the head of the security team was like “Get him his damn papers, And get him the hell out of my mall”, LMFAO. He even call me a smart ass when him and the security guy was being one themselfs, And they started stuff with me, So if i go back there less then a year, I will be arrested with charges for trasspassing. So i do not trust police or security teams at all, No matter what because they might do something idiototic like that, And be inmature 30 and 40 year olds for doing so stupid. So this is pretty much my LONG ass story that you all read, Hope you all know now what POLICE and SECURITY can do now, This is all for now.

Havok

]]> By: large jockstrap http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/25/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-5-0/#comment-290511 large jockstrap Fri, 28 Aug 2009 11:18:26 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19689#comment-290511 A 70s revivalist punk (i.e. wannabe sid vicious) king-hit me as i was walking out of a club with my girlfriend. When i retaliated (because he was starting on my girlfriend) a plain clothes cop hit me across the face with his baton. The punk ran off. I got a broken cheekbone A 70s revivalist punk (i.e. wannabe sid vicious) king-hit me as i was walking out of a club with my girlfriend. When i retaliated (because he was starting on my girlfriend) a plain clothes cop hit me across the face with his baton. The punk ran off. I got a broken cheekbone

]]> By: Chilech http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/25/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-5-0/#comment-289408 Chilech Thu, 27 Aug 2009 11:48:55 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19689#comment-289408 Fucking hell that was hard to read. Fucking hell that was hard to read.

]]> By: aaron m. http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/25/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-5-0/#comment-289386 aaron m. Thu, 27 Aug 2009 10:19:15 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19689#comment-289386 are there any pills on this bus? are there any pills on this bus?

]]> By: aaron m. http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/25/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-5-0/#comment-289385 aaron m. Thu, 27 Aug 2009 10:17:31 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19689#comment-289385 once, when i got arrested, i saw a cop slam a guy's head against a brick wall for no reason other than the fact that the dude said something rude to the cop. i live in canada. once, when i got arrested, i saw a cop slam a guy’s head against a brick wall for no reason other than the fact that the dude said something rude to the cop.

i live in canada.

]]> By: Heavy Metal http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/25/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-5-0/#comment-289307 Heavy Metal Thu, 27 Aug 2009 06:53:36 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19689#comment-289307 Bravo Bravo

]]> By: Robbie http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/25/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-5-0/#comment-289126 Robbie Thu, 27 Aug 2009 01:28:54 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19689#comment-289126 The only time I've had trouble with the cops was for throwing donuts outside of a police station. TRUE STORY. The only time I’ve had trouble with the cops was for throwing donuts outside of a police station.

TRUE STORY.

]]> By: Bill http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/25/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-5-0/#comment-288725 Bill Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:14:22 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19689#comment-288725 I live outside of Cleveland and the suburban cops are cool as hell. We've had a few problems with fuckheads in my neighborhood and they have been extremely helpful. They have also been very fair with me when I've been in the wrong... That said, I'd hate to be black and live downtown. There are some seriously racist police in the city. I guess they have a lot of shit to deal with and their perspective can get skewed, but some of the stuff I've seen and heard has been pretty bad. I live outside of Cleveland and the suburban cops are cool as hell. We’ve had a few problems with fuckheads in my neighborhood and they have been extremely helpful. They have also been very fair with me when I’ve been in the wrong… That said, I’d hate to be black and live downtown. There are some seriously racist police in the city. I guess they have a lot of shit to deal with and their perspective can get skewed, but some of the stuff I’ve seen and heard has been pretty bad.

]]> By: Zach Dolan http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/25/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-5-0/#comment-288668 Zach Dolan Wed, 26 Aug 2009 19:03:42 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19689#comment-288668 I'm from dat ther Upstate NY. I’m from dat ther Upstate NY.

]]> By: Zach Dolan http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/25/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-5-0/#comment-288666 Zach Dolan Wed, 26 Aug 2009 19:01:02 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19689#comment-288666 Who the fuck only buys a gram. Who the fuck only buys a gram.

]]> By: Double D http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/25/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-5-0/#comment-288528 Double D Wed, 26 Aug 2009 16:59:25 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19689#comment-288528 If that's true, we need to see that video. If that’s true, we need to see that video.

]]> By: Gossamer Axe http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/25/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-5-0/#comment-288525 Gossamer Axe Wed, 26 Aug 2009 16:50:50 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19689#comment-288525 Go smoke some pot, in 30 years you’ll have enough to buy a lot in a trailer park. Right next door to you eh? Go smoke some pot, in 30 years you’ll have enough to buy a lot in a trailer park.

Right next door to you eh?

]]> By: tube steaks http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/25/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-5-0/#comment-288477 tube steaks Wed, 26 Aug 2009 15:36:26 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19689#comment-288477 no, but it constitutes illegal driving, dummy. no, but it constitutes illegal driving, dummy.

]]> By: Matt http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/25/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-5-0/#comment-288471 Matt Wed, 26 Aug 2009 15:30:55 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19689#comment-288471 It might have been the other guitarist in your band and he got your names confused haha It might have been the other guitarist in your band and he got your names confused haha

]]> By: Jay Are http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/25/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-5-0/#comment-288460 Jay Are Wed, 26 Aug 2009 15:23:13 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19689#comment-288460 I have a video of my uncle fighting cops in Dallas. I also was almost arrested in my own house I just moved in because they thought I was breaking in. Thank goodness my roommates came to tell them I actually lived and the reason the door was broken. Been stopped while walking because he thought I was throwing firecrackers, told him how could I when I have a mcgriddle in one hand and some oj in the other. I have a video of my uncle fighting cops in Dallas. I also was almost arrested in my own house I just moved in because they thought I was breaking in. Thank goodness my roommates came to tell them I actually lived and the reason the door was broken. Been stopped while walking because he thought I was throwing firecrackers, told him how could I when I have a mcgriddle in one hand and some oj in the other.

]]> By: chris http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/25/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-5-0/#comment-288435 chris Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:27:33 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19689#comment-288435 I always got pulled over on the I-20 in South Carolina. Pricks! I always got pulled over on the I-20 in South Carolina. Pricks!

]]> By: chris http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/25/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-5-0/#comment-288434 chris Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:25:47 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19689#comment-288434 Coming home from Swayzes in Marietta one day a few years ago a state trooper pulled a buddy and me over on the I75 near Fort Valley. It was around one or two in the morning so of course the cops thought that we had been drinking. Okay, so we had been drinking but that was several hours ago at the show. For some reason I think it was Dysrythmia, Behold the Arctopus, and Psyopus but I'm not 100% sure about that one. Back to the story; It was several hours since we last had anything to drink and my buddy, being the driver, stopped drinking much earlier than I did. The cop pulls us over, for what I'm not sure, and decides to be a complete dick to my friend. Pulls him out, gives him a sobriety test, and then makes him take a breathalyzer test. My friend gets back in the car and tells me he passes the test no probs. The cop then comes back and tells us we have to pull over at a gas station until he sobers up. By this time I'm pretty pissed off by how the cop is treating us and tell him that my bro just passed the breathalyzer so there is no need for us to pull over somewhere. Being a pompous as that he is, the copper says if we don't pull over at the next stop he is going to through us in jail. I continue to protest and he then rips me a new one. Jerk. We start the car and proceed to the next exit with the state trooper following us to make sure that we are doing what he said. We hang out at a local gas station for about 30 minutes or so watching as the state trooper pulls through the gas station several times. A few minutes later we bolt out and make our way back to shitty Warner Robins, GA. We didn't get in any trouble but you can't help but feel like a complete ass when some douche face cop decides to disregard his own laws. I have several more but, seeing as how this is a Georgia one, it's fitting. Peace! Coming home from Swayzes in Marietta one day a few years ago a state trooper pulled a buddy and me over on the I75 near Fort Valley. It was around one or two in the morning so of course the cops thought that we had been drinking. Okay, so we had been drinking but that was several hours ago at the show. For some reason I think it was Dysrythmia, Behold the Arctopus, and Psyopus but I’m not 100% sure about that one. Back to the story; It was several hours since we last had anything to drink and my buddy, being the driver, stopped drinking much earlier than I did. The cop pulls us over, for what I’m not sure, and decides to be a complete dick to my friend. Pulls him out, gives him a sobriety test, and then makes him take a breathalyzer test. My friend gets back in the car and tells me he passes the test no probs. The cop then comes back and tells us we have to pull over at a gas station until he sobers up. By this time I’m pretty pissed off by how the cop is treating us and tell him that my bro just passed the breathalyzer so there is no need for us to pull over somewhere. Being a pompous as that he is, the copper says if we don’t pull over at the next stop he is going to through us in jail. I continue to protest and he then rips me a new one. Jerk.

We start the car and proceed to the next exit with the state trooper following us to make sure that we are doing what he said. We hang out at a local gas station for about 30 minutes or so watching as the state trooper pulls through the gas station several times. A few minutes later we bolt out and make our way back to shitty Warner Robins, GA.

We didn’t get in any trouble but you can’t help but feel like a complete ass when some douche face cop decides to disregard his own laws. I have several more but, seeing as how this is a Georgia one, it’s fitting. Peace!

]]> By: Dan Parsons http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/25/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-5-0/#comment-288423 Dan Parsons Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:11:42 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19689#comment-288423 Cops are a lot like Tow-truck drivers. It's what you become when you're not good at anything except ruining people's day. Cops are a lot like Tow-truck drivers. It’s what you become when you’re not good at anything except ruining people’s day.

]]> By: Chris Uber http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/25/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-5-0/#comment-288400 Chris Uber Wed, 26 Aug 2009 13:18:41 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19689#comment-288400 God damn I just noticed I can't spell worth a shit when I wake up in the morning HAHAHAHAHA. God damn I just noticed I can’t spell worth a shit when I wake up in the morning HAHAHAHAHA.

]]> By: Chris Uber http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/08/25/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-5-0/#comment-288398 Chris Uber Wed, 26 Aug 2009 13:17:24 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=19689#comment-288398 I'm in NC man and the cops here are kind of assholes but your right, the ones in SC are the fucking worst man. I’m in NC man and the cops here are kind of assholes but your right, the ones in SC are the fucking worst man.

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