NEW BAND ALERT: CORN
Tuesday, August 25th, 2009 at 11:00am by Vince Neilstein
Who knew that a delicious kernel-laden, summer treat was also the name of an up and coming new-metal band? Sergeant D of Metal Inquisition has posted another journalistic masterpiece that sheds light upon a band of unique, take-no-prisoners upstarts from California. Excerpt:
But they also seem like they like metal, because a lot of the songs are really dissonant and heavy. I feel like they are probably big noisecore fans because on the record there isn’t even a bass player. In the parts where most bands would have the bass, they just have these weird sounds that remind me of pieces of metal clanking together. It seems like something 7 Minutes of Nausea would do. They have a guy who plays with them live and does “noise/effects” and sometimes uses a bass to make the clanking sounds, I don’t know how he does it. He’s probably into circuitbending or whatever and rewired the whole bass.
If you didn’t enjoy Sergeant D’s piece on Brooklyn genre-benders Biohazard, you a) are an idiot, b) ought to check this one out. Highly recommend A+++ would do business with again, fast shipping!!
-VN
ohh the good ‘ol days of KORN…
One of the bands that got me into something else besides hardcore….
wish they would stop producing albums b/c they’ll never be the same again
live long…S/T, Life is Peachy, Follow the Leader
anything after that isn’t considered korn in my book.
I quit liked Issues as well, but they got shit fast after that.
Fuck I’m excited for this band, I hope they make it big
new album is gonna be good
I think it’s cool their bass player is also an author. Good to see they are strong proponents of literacy.
I saw these guys with Limp Bizkit (another favorite band of mine Fred Durst for president!) and the crowd was all like jumping up and down and it was totally metal and awesome.
If only Sergeant D learned to write funny satire…
This. It’s just painful to read and even worse than when he tried the same shit with Biohazard. I’m pretty sure that he was once a nu-metal fan, as he seems to know quite alot about these bands that he (lolz ironix) loves.
It hurts but I agree with you…
i read the article and barely cracked a smile. lame
i love how they headbang with their backs at a 90 degree angle! so metal!
You all are fucking retarded. The bit about dreadlocked drug dealers with pagers is fucking hilarious. Grow a sense of humor you pussies.
Korn is awful…always has been always will be…..awful
Acting like old bands are new isn’t funny. Fuck this shit
Acting like you like metal when you are really a fat poser isn’t funny either.
“I feel like they are probably big noisecore fans because on the record there isn’t even a bass player.”
best line ever. Fucking. Classic.
I like some of their old stuff.
Did Sargent D write the article? I was under the impression another poster on the site wrote it.
Never mind I reread the article. He did write it.
YO YO YO Homies dats dat new shiz son dats dat banging-ass shit new shit I was tryin to tell ya`ll bout. Dis shiz is da illingest I thinks I call it rap/rock or rap & roll