Comments on: NEW BAND ALERT: CORN

By: Hey Fuck Yeah Kreamed Korn is the Shit!

Hey Fuck Yeah Kreamed Korn is the Shit! — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:23:26 +0000

YO YO YO Homies dats dat new shiz son dats dat banging-ass shit new shit I was tryin to tell ya`ll bout. Dis shiz is da illingest I thinks I call it rap/rock or rap & roll

By: Charlie B

Charlie B — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 03:53:14 +0000

Never mind I reread the article. He did write it.

By: Charlie B

Charlie B — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 03:42:51 +0000

Did Sargent D write the article? I was under the impression another poster on the site wrote it.

By: Zach Dolan

Zach Dolan — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 02:54:46 +0000

I like some of their old stuff.

By: cougar party

cougar party — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 22:35:45 +0000

“I feel like they are probably big noisecore fans because on the record there isn’t even a bass player.”

best line ever. Fucking. Classic.

By: jason

jason — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 20:00:56 +0000

Acting like you like metal when you are really a fat poser isn’t funny either.

By: Matt Dasher

Matt Dasher — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:37:00 +0000

Acting like old bands are new isn’t funny. Fuck this shit

By: Matt

Matt — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:25:11 +0000

Korn is awful…always has been always will be…..awful

By: You Bore Me

You Bore Me — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:50:58 +0000

You all are fucking retarded. The bit about dreadlocked drug dealers with pagers is fucking hilarious. Grow a sense of humor you pussies.

By: Buttor

Buttor — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:50:56 +0000

It hurts but I agree with you…

By: Jizzmaster3000

Jizzmaster3000 — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:12:25 +0000

This. It’s just painful to read and even worse than when he tried the same shit with Biohazard. I’m pretty sure that he was once a nu-metal fan, as he seems to know quite alot about these bands that he (lolz ironix) loves.

By: metalguy

metalguy — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:50:26 +0000

i love how they headbang with their backs at a 90 degree angle! so metal!

By: Daisy May Tinklepants

Daisy May Tinklepants — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:31:07 +0000

i read the article and barely cracked a smile. lame

By: Ziltoid

Ziltoid — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:29:44 +0000

If only Sergeant D learned to write funny satire…

By: zhitnik

zhitnik — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:22:13 +0000

I saw these guys with Limp Bizkit (another favorite band of mine Fred Durst for president!) and the crowd was all like jumping up and down and it was totally metal and awesome.

By: bucketochicken

bucketochicken — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:04:33 +0000

I think it’s cool their bass player is also an author. Good to see they are strong proponents of literacy.

By: Sanskar Wagley

Sanskar Wagley — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:01:45 +0000

new album is gonna be good

By: Jizzmaster3000

Jizzmaster3000 — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:57:39 +0000

I quit liked Issues as well, but they got shit fast after that.

By: \m/Eluveitie\m/

\m/Eluveitie\m/ — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:52:42 +0000

Fuck I’m excited for this band, I hope they make it big

By: Uglymicrowave

Uglymicrowave — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:34:59 +0000

ohh the good ‘ol days of KORN…

One of the bands that got me into something else besides hardcore….

wish they would stop producing albums b/c they’ll never be the same again

live long…S/T, Life is Peachy, Follow the Leader

anything after that isn’t considered korn in my book.