Comments on: JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL VS. CUSTOMS OFFICIALS

By: Duck Billz

Duck Billz — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 18:17:53 +0000

North Holland and South Holland are two discrete provinces in the Netherlands, and Amsterdam is located in North Holland.
So!, what have we learned?
Holland does mean the Netherlands, and Amsterdam does mean Holland; but the Netherlands does not necessarily mean Holland or Amsterdam.

By: Djeng

Djeng — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:44:58 +0000

Whatever dude, all English speaking people I ever met are saying Holland, meaning the Netherlands. I don’t know where ‘your holland’ is, so stop bitching about it cuz your argument doesn’t contribute to my earlier post

By: Crazy Eyes

Crazy Eyes — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:25:54 +0000

Umm… Amsterdam is not in Holland. It’s in Netherlands. Well, there might be an Amsterdam in Holland, but it’s not the same one that everybody talks ’bout.

By: Shinaain

Shinaain — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 21:54:05 +0000

*wryly* I appreciate your emphatic use of a qualifier in that last statement.

By: Double D

Double D — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 20:01:21 +0000

Ha! That sucks, but it was a great story. Hopefully you can look back on it and laugh. And at least you aren’t working with those dicks anymore.

By: Double D

Double D — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 19:59:18 +0000

I wasn’t “hating” as the kids call it these days. I was merely pointing out that Eyal’s cock must hurt from all of the blow-jobbery that goes on in the postings under his blogs. *mumblemumble* You kids on the sidewalks with your damn skateboards *mumblemumble*

Also, MOST chicks that are into metal… ewwww

By: Vince Neilstein

Vince Neilstein — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:35:29 +0000

We love you, too.

By: Dan Parsons

Dan Parsons — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:51:24 +0000

Oh man, I can totally relate to this. My old job shipped me out to Canada for 6 weeks. However, I missed my connecting flight and ended up having to kill 7 hours in the Minneapolis airport, which, if you’ve ever been there, is nothing but bars. As you can imagine, by the time my flight to Winnipeg arrived, I was HAMMERED.

After arriving in Winnipeg, my drunk ass was greeted with a very warm welcome of Canadian customs ASSHOLES. While the old saying that Canadians are extremely nice people is very true, the same does not apply to their customs officers in any way shape or form. They took one look at my tanked face and immediately started drilling me left and right. Before I knew it, i was sitting in the immigration office for 4 hours. This was one of those times where my body skipped the sleep phase and I went from being drunk straight into the hangover. Brutal.

Suddenly I was approached by an officer about a “narcotics charge” in the US. Which was total bullshit, because i’ve never gotten anything over a speeding ticket. Great, another 4 hours of nursing the worst hangover ever and sitting in a frigid waiting room.

I ended up having to pay $260 to to have my picture snapped and some kind of gay pass stapled to my passport in order for me to go through. Only to find that the rest of the people in my company had left me there and already drove an hour out of Winnipeg.

So there I am, holding all my luggage, stranded at a Canadian airport in Winnipeg, so hungover and hungry that I can barely move. So what do I do? Found the closest bar and got wasted all over again. lol

By: Eyal Levi

Eyal Levi — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 14:02:18 +0000

Dude, I can’t even pronounce it

By: Eyal Levi

Eyal Levi — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 14:01:54 +0000

London – October 12 – Electric Ballroom – With Chimaira, Unearth, and Throwdown

By: WowWee!

WowWee! — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 11:01:09 +0000

Airports + Officials = a good fight or a bad lose (either way an interesting time)

By: Razze

Razze — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 08:23:04 +0000

dude, your blog is the best thing on ms at the moment!
It’s just interesting for me, as I’m also playing in a young band and we all have so little stage/touring experience, but we got good songs ;)
Keep it up.

By: Patton

Patton — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 07:48:32 +0000

So, when are you guys coming to england again ? Would be cool if you did a gig in Birmingham. No joke, that’s where I live.

By: Djeng

Djeng — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 06:26:19 +0000

From the things you mention, heroin is NOT legal in Holland

By: Muro

Muro — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 06:19:24 +0000

I guess I have a “phonetic” question for Eyal…how do you pronounce your name?

Thanks and hope to see you touring in Spain soon!

By: Eyal Levi

Eyal Levi — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 04:00:28 +0000

When they have braces things can kinda get a little scratched.

By: Shinaain

Shinaain — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 03:35:44 +0000

No need for envy, dear: Start a bad-ass band; bust serious chops for years for recognition; write a relevant blog with good grammar, procumbent syntax, and germane content; build a deserved reputation for affability, fair-play, and keen professionalism; and YOUR junk, too, might gain in the popular regard as such an exotic and desirable destination as Eyal’s.

Don’t disappoint me like this. Work on it, and don’t hate. \m/

By: Double D

Double D — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 03:01:43 +0000

Hey Eyal,
Does you’re dick hurt from all of these dudes sucking it all of the time? I think they call it “chapped dick”, right?

By: Eyal Levi

Eyal Levi — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 02:49:34 +0000

Who’s the whiner now?

By: Hey Fuck Yeah Zakks' Blood Clots is the Shit!

Hey Fuck Yeah Zakks' Blood Clots is the Shit! — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 02:37:12 +0000

So this dirty grandma puncher finally admits to it. About time. All these fuckin’n metal guys are the same. Punching grandmas and shit. Damn if it don’t make ya wanna cry.