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NO WAY THIS IS REAL… IS IT?

 Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 at 2:34pm by

HomerStranglesBart1

Our friends at Metal Insider found this two-year old phone call of an angry father scolding one “Mr. Borgir” – as in Dimmu – while his embarrassed son screams out complaints in the background.

I have no idea who the father was actually calling – does the Dimmu Borgir fan club have a 800 number or something? – and I highly doubt that this is real anyway. Regardless, it’s frickin’ hilarious, and I strongly suggest you give it a listen.

-AR

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  • Symbolic

    O_O

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Melanie-Marie-Revers/717755243 Melanie Marie Revers

      fucking hilarious

    • Urban Outdoorsman

      I dont think theres much else you could post on this site that would top that……I hate to use the word epic(so I wont, because im not in a frat(or gay)) but that was legendary…Real or not. And if its not that almost makes it ten times better because at no point did those yokels slip up and ruin it.

      • Urban Outdoorsman

        We use the word weiner in this house.

  • SolaceInNothing

    Real or not, this is pure genious!

  • goolash

    “We use weiner in this house!” Hahahahahaha.

    I bet they do.

  • Diesel Computer

    “Mom said you’re an idiot…Mom said she’s leaving you!” is a close second to “We use weiner in this house”

  • Bogi

    If this man indeed is lawyer he´d at least bother to find out who he´s calling and not just address him as mr. Borgir. And maybe he´d also be aware that the threat of “I´m a lawyer” is has about the same effect on a norwegian as bitching anonymously on lambgoat.

  • Owen

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_eRuipx1w0

    Theres the full version. Gotta be a fake!

  • The Great Danton

    My moms very similar, although Led Zeppelin wouldn’t be a problem. I remember when I lived at home she through away my Metallica shirt because it was “evil looking” lol

  • Anthony

    I’m pretty sure this is real. Dimmu Borgir used to have a hotline type thing on their myspace where fans could call in and leave comments and what not (like a lot of bands had/have). I remember hearing this for the first time amidst all the calls that people would leave.

    • Anthony

      Maybe it is fake…whatever.

  • Goneval

    That father must be the Devil’s Son

    And This is just the beginning:

    The Devil’s son has just begun
    To shine, to shine, to shine
    To shine!!!!!!!!

    • FuckYourGayEmoHaircut

      I am the one I am the one that you need…
      I am the one I am the one that you need…
      I AM THE ONE!!!! I AM THE ONE!!!!!!!

  • http://www.last.fm/user/Demigod1 Tyler

    “We use weiner in this house!”

    Awesome.

  • http://www.kingdomofnoise.blogspot.com MetalMatt

    the kids sounds fake to me. Still funny.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin

    The dad sounds like Jeff Foxworthy.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin

      Also, my mother accused me of listening to satanic metal because I went to a Judas Priest show.

  • Metal Fuckin’ Dave

    I’m lucky that my parents never really cared what I listened to. I went through a rap phase where I literally had posters of rappers next to pot plants and shit hanging on my wall and they just acted oblivious. And honestly…it had absolutely no negative effect on the adult me what so ever. Well…the rap music may have caused some brain damage…

  • http://moremetal.net Red

    Yeah, and my Dad stole one of my Manson CDs and tossed it in the woodstove. Ha ha, I would almost do the same now myself, if it weren’t a collector’s item. But I still have the signed case!

    And yeah, gotta be fake. No kid sounds that stupid, but if they do, the parent’s got bigger problems than “Mr. Borgir.”

  • Facebook User

    LOL! That kid must be traumatized.

  • Dlabs

    If this is fake please dont tell me cause its so fucking funny

    • http://www.myspace.com/uglydirge aaron m.

      it’s fake as fuck.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sanskar-Wagley/1376400331 Sanskar Wagley

    real or not, this is LULZ-tastic

  • http://www.myspace.com/shadow_patton Patton

    I’m lucky to have parents who always treated me like an adult. Remember the first time I went to a Death metal show they had a talk with me about the music and even went as far as to listen some of the stuff from my collection, and they were fine with it. I wish more people were so open minded.

  • relaxiknowarchie

    My grandparents destroyed my GNR Lies tape back in 90 or 91 cause they used the “F-word”

    “You’ll not bring that kind of filth in this house”

    My grandmother now wonders what kind of church gives away strange “Lamb of God” t-shirts. LOLS.

  • http://www.welovemetal.com We Love Metal

    So funny. That was great for a laugh….

  • http://spinelanguage.wordpress.com/ spinelanguage
  • http://www.thejamminjabber.com thejamminjabber

    High-sterical.

  • http://www.hatespire.com Nymik

    hahaha wtf? ‘We use weiner in this house!” … i bet you do..