NO WAY THIS IS REAL… IS IT?
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 at 2:34pm by Axl Rosenberg
Our friends at Metal Insider found this two-year old phone call of an angry father scolding one “Mr. Borgir” – as in Dimmu – while his embarrassed son screams out complaints in the background.
I have no idea who the father was actually calling – does the Dimmu Borgir fan club have a 800 number or something? – and I highly doubt that this is real anyway. Regardless, it’s frickin’ hilarious, and I strongly suggest you give it a listen.
-AR
O_O
fucking hilarious
I dont think theres much else you could post on this site that would top that……I hate to use the word epic(so I wont, because im not in a frat(or gay)) but that was legendary…Real or not. And if its not that almost makes it ten times better because at no point did those yokels slip up and ruin it.
We use the word weiner in this house.
Real or not, this is pure genious!
“We use weiner in this house!” Hahahahahaha.
I bet they do.
“Mom said you’re an idiot…Mom said she’s leaving you!” is a close second to “We use weiner in this house”
If this man indeed is lawyer he´d at least bother to find out who he´s calling and not just address him as mr. Borgir. And maybe he´d also be aware that the threat of “I´m a lawyer” is has about the same effect on a norwegian as bitching anonymously on lambgoat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_eRuipx1w0
Theres the full version. Gotta be a fake!
My moms very similar, although Led Zeppelin wouldn’t be a problem. I remember when I lived at home she through away my Metallica shirt because it was “evil looking” lol
I’m pretty sure this is real. Dimmu Borgir used to have a hotline type thing on their myspace where fans could call in and leave comments and what not (like a lot of bands had/have). I remember hearing this for the first time amidst all the calls that people would leave.
Maybe it is fake…whatever.
That father must be the Devil’s Son
And This is just the beginning:
The Devil’s son has just begun
To shine, to shine, to shine
To shine!!!!!!!!
I am the one I am the one that you need…
I am the one I am the one that you need…
I AM THE ONE!!!! I AM THE ONE!!!!!!!
“We use weiner in this house!”
Awesome.
the kids sounds fake to me. Still funny.
The dad sounds like Jeff Foxworthy.
Also, my mother accused me of listening to satanic metal because I went to a Judas Priest show.
I’m lucky that my parents never really cared what I listened to. I went through a rap phase where I literally had posters of rappers next to pot plants and shit hanging on my wall and they just acted oblivious. And honestly…it had absolutely no negative effect on the adult me what so ever. Well…the rap music may have caused some brain damage…
Yeah, and my Dad stole one of my Manson CDs and tossed it in the woodstove. Ha ha, I would almost do the same now myself, if it weren’t a collector’s item. But I still have the signed case!
And yeah, gotta be fake. No kid sounds that stupid, but if they do, the parent’s got bigger problems than “Mr. Borgir.”
LOL! That kid must be traumatized.
If this is fake please dont tell me cause its so fucking funny
it’s fake as fuck.
real or not, this is LULZ-tastic
I’m lucky to have parents who always treated me like an adult. Remember the first time I went to a Death metal show they had a talk with me about the music and even went as far as to listen some of the stuff from my collection, and they were fine with it. I wish more people were so open minded.
My grandparents destroyed my GNR Lies tape back in 90 or 91 cause they used the “F-word”
“You’ll not bring that kind of filth in this house”
My grandmother now wonders what kind of church gives away strange “Lamb of God” t-shirts. LOLS.
So funny. That was great for a laugh….
http://spinelanguage.wordpress.com/2009/08/27/we-use-wiener-in-this-house/
High-sterical.
hahaha wtf? ‘We use weiner in this house!” … i bet you do..