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What the fuck??

FOR $40 YOU CAN WEAR EMMURE BOXING GLOVES IN THE PIT

 Thursday, August 27th, 2009 at 10:00am by

emmure-boxingFor realz??? Yes, apparently. Part of me knows how retarded this is, but the other part of me thinks Emmure are genuises for knowing their fans are stupid enough to buy into something like this. But stupid fans necessarily implicates their music as stupid, so… joke’s on them. Emmure: music for people stupid enough to buy branded boxing gloves.

-VN

[Thanks: Metal Injection]

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  • Spanky

    Emmure is so fucking gay that they would sell these

    • cookie

      And you a fucking tool if “gay” is the worst thing you can say.

      • Spanky

        Speak proper english cunt haha

      • B-dizzle

        A guhgughgugh I can’t speak proper english agughughgu

  • Hotel

    hahhahahaa, though i can sometimes handle some d/core, i heard the new album, it sounds like Numetal with breakdowns, like a full throw back, 2000 steez…..welcome to NuCore Fuckers, seems like its coming, prepare….not shocked i must say

  • poopsmcgee

    tuff stuff

  • Justin

    Fuck yeah i love this band and their br00dle brodowns.

  • dlux

    this is bordering on ICP type merchandising.

    • groverXIII

      MAH CHILDRENS IS DEADS AND I DIDNT GET MY BOXING GLUVS

      • dlux

        hahaha. that huffamoose wanted her merch!!

  • Jizzmaster3000

    The only thing needed in an Emmure pit is anal lube.

  • poopnaked66

    KURT ANGLE BROOTALNESS

    • poopsmcgee

      both our names start with poop

  • http://www.metalsucks.net/category/scraping-genius-off-the-wheel/ Gary Suarez

    I’m buying a pair right now.

  • http://www.myspace.com/1033metal Jackson

    Isnt this kind of old news at this point though, seeing as the respect issue is like 2 years old now?

    • http://dgmetal.org The Daily Grind

      Yeah, this is super old news. Way to give Emmure more publicity for Felony.

  • therealmetalmatt

    Oh Jesus…..

  • http://hookinmouth.net Hook In Mouth

    ahhhh shit…glove-flip!

  • Fufkin

    Southpawcore

    • elevendy

      peekaboo!

  • Ziltoid

    This is rather old, but still mildly funny.

  • Robert

    That one dude in the photo needs to take the sticker off of his hat.

    • groverXIII

      Maybe he didn’t see it there. Or maybe he just wants to look like he just stole the hat and he’s dangerous.

  • Dave

    And smart enough to offer an evidence bag and bandana for preordering “Felony” … Wtf?

    • http://dgmetal.org The Daily Grind

      I don’t need boxing gloves to destroy the bitch that wears an Emmure bandana.

  • Walker

    I wonder if they are like Hulk hands and make sound effects on every blow, maybe that sound being an Open E and you can just make your own breakdowns at home

    • http://www.myspace.com/1033metal Jackson

      im so buying hulk hands to wear to shows now

  • Rancidcorpse

    Best way to get a ass beating at a show

  • Franco

    I can’t even comprehend what will happen if i get punched by some asshole wearing these at the next show i go to…

  • I’m not racist, but I hate Oceano

    I don’t know, for a bunch of down syndrome patients, these guys are doing pretty good for themselves. Give them some credit.

  • Erhart

    Why doesn’t Attack! Attack! come out with their own brand of crab legs (EAT ‘EM IN THE PIT!)?

  • Burton C. Bell’s Forehead

    On the other hand, Emmure fans will be knocking the shit out of each other with their br00tal gloves, which sounds pretty awesome.

    • I’m not racist, but I hate Oceano

      If by ‘knocking the shit out of each other’ you mean awkwardly tumbling around as they franticly swing their fists in the air, then yeah, there will be a lot of that going on.

  • Sandy Duncan’s Glass Eye

    $40 also gets you an all-nude dance at the strip club.

  • http://bsisserson@gmail.com nairbs

    fuck this acacia rip off band

  • dicknballs

    Glove Core yo!

    Represent.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bradley-Thomas/647983964 Bradley Thomas

    Gayer than aids

  • Facebook User

    for that extra smooth fisting

  • B-dizzle

    FUCKING POST YOU FUCKING POST THING

  • ThisIsNecessary

    MetalSucks: Even gayer for thinking we care about this shit.