FOR $40 YOU CAN WEAR EMMURE BOXING GLOVES IN THE PIT
Thursday, August 27th, 2009 at 10:00am by Vince Neilstein
For realz??? Yes, apparently. Part of me knows how retarded this is, but the other part of me thinks Emmure are genuises for knowing their fans are stupid enough to buy into something like this. But stupid fans necessarily implicates their music as stupid, so… joke’s on them. Emmure: music for people stupid enough to buy branded boxing gloves.
-VN
[Thanks: Metal Injection]
Emmure is so fucking gay that they would sell these
And you a fucking tool if “gay” is the worst thing you can say.
Speak proper english cunt haha
A guhgughgugh I can’t speak proper english agughughgu
hahhahahaa, though i can sometimes handle some d/core, i heard the new album, it sounds like Numetal with breakdowns, like a full throw back, 2000 steez…..welcome to NuCore Fuckers, seems like its coming, prepare….not shocked i must say
tuff stuff
Fuck yeah i love this band and their br00dle brodowns.
this is bordering on ICP type merchandising.
MAH CHILDRENS IS DEADS AND I DIDNT GET MY BOXING GLUVS
hahaha. that huffamoose wanted her merch!!
The only thing needed in an Emmure pit is anal lube.
KURT ANGLE BROOTALNESS
both our names start with poop
I’m buying a pair right now.
Isnt this kind of old news at this point though, seeing as the respect issue is like 2 years old now?
Yeah, this is super old news. Way to give Emmure more publicity for Felony.
Oh Jesus…..
ahhhh shit…glove-flip!
Southpawcore
peekaboo!
This is rather old, but still mildly funny.
That one dude in the photo needs to take the sticker off of his hat.
Maybe he didn’t see it there. Or maybe he just wants to look like he just stole the hat and he’s dangerous.
And smart enough to offer an evidence bag and bandana for preordering “Felony” … Wtf?
I don’t need boxing gloves to destroy the bitch that wears an Emmure bandana.
I wonder if they are like Hulk hands and make sound effects on every blow, maybe that sound being an Open E and you can just make your own breakdowns at home
im so buying hulk hands to wear to shows now
Best way to get a ass beating at a show
I can’t even comprehend what will happen if i get punched by some asshole wearing these at the next show i go to…
I don’t know, for a bunch of down syndrome patients, these guys are doing pretty good for themselves. Give them some credit.
Why doesn’t Attack! Attack! come out with their own brand of crab legs (EAT ‘EM IN THE PIT!)?
On the other hand, Emmure fans will be knocking the shit out of each other with their br00tal gloves, which sounds pretty awesome.
If by ‘knocking the shit out of each other’ you mean awkwardly tumbling around as they franticly swing their fists in the air, then yeah, there will be a lot of that going on.
$40 also gets you an all-nude dance at the strip club.
fuck this acacia rip off band
Glove Core yo!
Represent.
Gayer than aids
for that extra smooth fisting
FUCKING POST YOU FUCKING POST THING
MetalSucks: Even gayer for thinking we care about this shit.