FOR $40 YOU CAN WEAR EMMURE BOXING GLOVES IN THE PIT
For realz??? Yes, apparently. Part of me knows how retarded this is, but the other part of me thinks Emmure are genuises for knowing their fans are stupid enough to buy into something like this. But stupid fans necessarily implicates their music as stupid, so… joke’s on them. Emmure: music for people stupid enough to buy branded boxing gloves.
[Thanks: Metal Injection]