Comments on: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A SIGNED CD AND T-SHIRT FROM BIGELF!

By: Vlad

Vlad — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 18:58:59 +0000

Max, our quadruped pal, takes the expression “hangin’ with ma bitch” to a whole new level…
(“no pets allowed” it’s for pussies & for bipeds!)

By: myke

myke — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 17:50:25 +0000

how many fucks are in that post????…..lol

By: Jake Lentz

Jake Lentz — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 17:03:06 +0000

Hearing his favorite ICP love song “I’mma Skin Yo Face, Cunt,” Lester reached for his girlfriend. This Juggalo wanted to get Jugga-laid.

By: RobotScythe

RobotScythe — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 12:26:28 +0000

Dog: “…and I’M the one who’s neutered.”

By: Uglymicrowave

Uglymicrowave — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 02:20:16 +0000

I love living in this pontiac!

By: WowWee!

WowWee! — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 01:57:57 +0000

Rover come back its time to throw you on the grill juggalo style.

yes juggalos eat dogs

By: larry ayala

larry ayala — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 01:16:12 +0000

“Babe, where you going? They’re trying to take our picture!”

Caption for the juggalo picture from last week. “Does this hair cut make me look fat?”

By: Colin O'Connor

Colin O'Connor — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 23:58:10 +0000

Man I thought regular white trash was bad. Juggalos are about the worst people on the planet period.

By: SourDeez

SourDeez — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 22:52:59 +0000

“Holy shit, it’s Violent J himself! It has to be him, he’s trying to lick that dog’s asshole! Take a picture!”

By: Blashyrkh

Blashyrkh — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 22:01:27 +0000

sounds like a win to me!

By: TUBCAT

TUBCAT — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 21:29:17 +0000

The dog would gladly feast upon a turd, but he at least respects himself enough to begin walking away from an ICP gathering.

By: Timmay!

Timmay! — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 19:52:31 +0000

Juggalos: Invading backyards, molesting family pets, and corrupting our youth since 1994.

By: samthebrutal

samthebrutal — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 19:27:21 +0000

He who lays with juggolos rises up with herpes.

By: anttichrist

anttichrist — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 11:55:14 +0000

The aftermath of: disappeared carkeys, neighbor’s dog and laxatives.

By: louis

louis — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:32:47 +0000

The biggest issue with having a having an ICP concert near a mental institution is you can’t tell if the man in makeup crawling after your dog is committed or not.

By: Patton

Patton — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 22:27:51 +0000

After quitting black metal Ghaal decided its time to make new friendships.

By: Nick

Nick — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 05:33:09 +0000

The new reason NOT to drink Red Bull.

By: Kyle Kovich

Kyle Kovich — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 01:58:37 +0000

“Nah, my mom wouldn’t let me name it Shaggy 2 Dope.”

By: Ilona

Ilona — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 23:31:55 +0000

When we all yelled “Juggalos are the shit, we kick ass!” He apparently thought we were yelling at him to “Chug-a-load of shit, from that dogs ass!”

By: David Attenboroughsen

David Attenboroughsen — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 16:46:58 +0000

Here we have a very rare photo of a species that some zoologists refer to as the Jugglonian tribe (whitrashimus juggolonia).
Apparently the small group have settled at what often is referred to as “The Gathering”, an annual migration of the kind, for the purpose of breeding and spreading their genes. Sadly, as many scientists have concluded, the breeding for a large part depraves the species.

In this photo we can clearly see that the tribe elder has donned his warrior mask, (so as to scare off potential competitors), and gone hunting for food, while the rest of the flock, mainly the females and weaker males, eagerly await the catching.
There are very few photos taken of an actual catch, but here we see the hunter,- camouflaged by his hair in the tall grass of the savanna, closing in on its prey – a quite large pigdog, and preparing to bag it. Seconds later, however, the hunter had to return to its habitat, disappointed, with nothing to show other than a rather severe bitewound on his hand.