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Ziltoidia Attaxx!!!

GEOMETRY LESSON

Friday, August 28th, 2009 at 11:00am by

morbidangle

-Ziltoid

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  • Histomen

    Epic lulz all around!

  • poopsmcgee

    har har

  • FacelessOne

    Oh, I see. A pun based on the idea that some folks online doubtlessly misspell Morbid Angel as Morbid Angle. Somewhat decent, would be stronger were the logo slightly less difficult to read; such a joke would benefit from a more immediate punch, I do believe.

    • http://www.metalsucks.net Axl Rosenberg

      If you’re deliberately trying to write in the style of Zilty… well, I’d say you nailed it. Bravo, friend.

      • ryan

        There is no urge so great as for one man to edit another man’s work – Mark Twain

        • Jo

          eipc quote

  • groverXIII

    HEYOOO

  • RomuluXX

    I laughed. I hate myself.

    • ceth carter

      same here,this shit is starting to make me mad. Laughing was not in my metalsucks plans for today.

  • NecroKvlt

    Hahahaha. :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin

    I actually thought this one was pretty funny.

  • Phro

    I smirked. You get what you pay for, right?

  • TurdFerguson

    Nicely done!

  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

    Good lord you suck ZIltoid…this is what you give us? You should be ashamed. This is embarrassing. You let me down so far with your paltry attempts at humor, clearly the voters got it wrong this time. And no Ziltoid, history will not vindicate you.

    Remember folks, \m/Eluveitie\m/ for MS Takeover 2010. Kicking Ziltoid’s ass and taking names, while keeping your values at top priority.

    == \m/Eluveitie\m/ ’10 ==
    At least he’s not Ziltoid

    • http://jordanmunson.wordpress.com Jordan

      I voted for Ziltoid to see what would happen, not because I necessarily thought he would be awesome. Him being awesome would have just been a fortunate surprise.

      • Phro

        Exactly.

        But I am loving the political speeches.

      • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

        I assume by “fortunate surprise”, you mean “biblical sign of the apocalypse”.

        • http://jordanmunson.wordpress.com Jordan

          Close enough.

    • groverXIII

      \m/Eluveitie\m/ 2010: A candidate for Jew and me.

      • ceth carter

        Nice slogan,I think this could be a winner!

        • groverXIII

          “And we’re going to Sweden and Norway and France and Germany, and then we’re going to New York, to take back the MetalSucks Mansion!! Yeeeeeeaaaaaaargh!!!”

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bradley-Thomas/647983964 Bradley Thomas

            Beeeeiiiiiiyyyyyaaaaaaaa!!!!

      • Smallelf

        Ladies and gentlemen, my new campaign manager!

        • \m/Eluveitie\m/

          Forgot to change my name again

          • groverXIII

            How many user names do you have?

            Heh… campaign manager… I’ll have to start working on some propaganda.

            And we’ll need to figure out a vocal pronunciation for “\m/”.

  • http://buttor.blogspot.com Buttor

    Weak… you really can’t live up to the hype you created Zilt… I would say I’m disappointed if it wasn’t just what i would have expected from a former Disturbed fan… You’re a trend, just like the trends you spend so much time to hate…

  • Canvas Of Flesh

    Pretty funny!

  • Marc

    HAAAAAA!!

  • Captain Wookie

    As a math major this makes me laugh

  • IWRESTLEDYOURMOMONCE

    So you built this day up as the day that we finally see some truly graet metal discussion here at Metal Sucks, and so far you have posted a mock tribute to Iced Earth and an un-funny pun about Morbid Angel. I was hoping for more from you…

  • therealmetalmatt

    Meh

  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

    We should poll his approval rating right now…

    == \m/Eluveitie\m/ ‘10 ==
    At least he’s not Ziltoid

    • therealmetalmatt

      So far, a 5 out of 10. The day is still young though, so it could change

      • ceth carter

        Dont worry,it’s still early.He has plenty of time to get down into GW Bush approval territory.It’s bound to happen.

    • Facebook User

      Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesse-Menard/502061034 Jesse Menard

    ha!

  • Johnny

    he isn’t doing THAT bad…

  • Double D

    Sweet. Check this out, the Official Morbid Angle Myspace!

    http://www.myspace.com/morbidangle23

    Friends with Bruce Willis AND Gaahl!

    • groverXIII

      I wish I was friends with Bruce Willis.

    • jason

      Trapezoids ist krieg..

  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

    The Ziltoid approval poll is up and running on Upon Wings Of Black! Cast your vote and use the discussion space to share your thoughts on the administration.

    You can vote here:
    http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/
    Or by clicking on my username

    Results will be shared tomorrow!

    == Upon Wings Of Black ==
    The place for MetalSucks politics

  • Kevin C

    Lameeee, stope trying (and failing) to make us laugh and post something real.

    • bearbomb

      Agreed. So far his past, off the cuff comments have been better than his shitty, long winded “satires” and lame jokes. Good thing there’s a lot of day left.

  • Kevin C

    Stop*

  • Gecko

    Really? A spelling related pun? Tisk tisk dude…i think you had more cred before today, but so far with a failed mock Iced Earth tribute, and now this…yeah, I’ll leave this one on the store shelves, because I’m not buying it.

  • http://hookinmouth.net Hook In Mouth

    The “Morbid Angle” looks more like an angry emo trapezoid to me.

    • Sean Pulatie

      “Angry Emo Trapezoid” is now my new band’s name.

      • http://hookinmouth.net Hook In Mouth

        And you shall go far!

  • Chimp-0-Neg

    he’s doing alright. Now that I have read that Iced Earth thing properly. Its all good.

  • (required)

    Acutely obtuse humor.

    • Seb

      Hahaha, yes!

  • http://www.metalsucks.net Vince Neilstein

    I’m loving watching you guys give Zilty shit… keep it up!

    • Ziltoid

      I hope it’s not too obvious that I put much more effort into some things than others. I warned you that i]I wasn’t going on a hating/opinionated spree.

      • William Murderface Murderface Murderface

        Well, it’s obvious that you put more effort into felating yourself than running this website for a day…

  • Crusty Hippo

    With their smash hit, Entangled in Complementaries!

  • Sean

    So far I’m underwhelmed. I don’t recall anyone having discussions on if we thought he was funny or not, it always revolved around his belief that his music tastes were superior to everyone else’s. I was looking forward to seeing what his metal recommendations are (seriously, not being sarcastic). Still waiting…

  • Benjamin Nelson

    BAWWWWWWWWWWWW HE THREW IN A LIGHT JOKE TO BRIGHTEN OUR DAY BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrea-Voulgaris/663407462 Andrea Voulgaris

    rofl i just saved this to my iphoto library right next to the picture of a chicken eating a baby. :D

  • Jacob

    did notice til the second look that the L and the E were even switched. very nice.

  • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

    SQUARES, ATTACK THE CUBES
    CRUSH ISOSCELES
    TURNING THE X TOWARDS Y
    WRITHE IN THE RHOMBUS

    • Ziltoid

      XD, WIN!

  • Bicro

    This was kinda lame.

  • Kill All

    outside of the iced earth bit (which got me, good job) and the interview, Zilty gets a failing grade in running the site. sorry dude, maybe running metal sucks isn’t as easy as it looks.

    Alex, Vince, Monday, bring it back with some grind.

    • Kill All

      *Axl, fuck i suck at this typing/thinking thing right now. I quit.

  • dick?

    Ziltoid, you made my day with this one.
    I’m stuck at work on a saturday til 6 and I just started, and here I am, laughing my ass off.

    Thank You.