GEOMETRY LESSON
Friday, August 28th, 2009 at 11:00am by Ziltoid
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Epic lulz all around!
har har
Oh, I see. A pun based on the idea that some folks online doubtlessly misspell Morbid Angel as Morbid Angle. Somewhat decent, would be stronger were the logo slightly less difficult to read; such a joke would benefit from a more immediate punch, I do believe.
If you’re deliberately trying to write in the style of Zilty… well, I’d say you nailed it. Bravo, friend.
There is no urge so great as for one man to edit another man’s work – Mark Twain
eipc quote
HEYOOO
I laughed. I hate myself.
same here,this shit is starting to make me mad. Laughing was not in my metalsucks plans for today.
Hahahaha. :)
I actually thought this one was pretty funny.
I smirked. You get what you pay for, right?
Nicely done!
Good lord you suck ZIltoid…this is what you give us? You should be ashamed. This is embarrassing. You let me down so far with your paltry attempts at humor, clearly the voters got it wrong this time. And no Ziltoid, history will not vindicate you.
Remember folks, \m/Eluveitie\m/ for MS Takeover 2010. Kicking Ziltoid’s ass and taking names, while keeping your values at top priority.
== \m/Eluveitie\m/ ‘10 ==
At least he’s not Ziltoid
I voted for Ziltoid to see what would happen, not because I necessarily thought he would be awesome. Him being awesome would have just been a fortunate surprise.
Exactly.
But I am loving the political speeches.
I assume by “fortunate surprise”, you mean “biblical sign of the apocalypse”.
Close enough.
\m/Eluveitie\m/ 2010: A candidate for Jew and me.
Nice slogan,I think this could be a winner!
“And we’re going to Sweden and Norway and France and Germany, and then we’re going to New York, to take back the MetalSucks Mansion!! Yeeeeeeaaaaaaargh!!!”
Beeeeiiiiiiyyyyyaaaaaaaa!!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, my new campaign manager!
Forgot to change my name again
How many user names do you have?
Heh… campaign manager… I’ll have to start working on some propaganda.
And we’ll need to figure out a vocal pronunciation for “\m/”.
Weak… you really can’t live up to the hype you created Zilt… I would say I’m disappointed if it wasn’t just what i would have expected from a former Disturbed fan… You’re a trend, just like the trends you spend so much time to hate…
Pretty funny!
HAAAAAA!!
As a math major this makes me laugh
So you built this day up as the day that we finally see some truly graet metal discussion here at Metal Sucks, and so far you have posted a mock tribute to Iced Earth and an un-funny pun about Morbid Angel. I was hoping for more from you…
Meh
We should poll his approval rating right now…
== \m/Eluveitie\m/ ‘10 ==
At least he’s not Ziltoid
So far, a 5 out of 10. The day is still young though, so it could change
Dont worry,it’s still early.He has plenty of time to get down into GW Bush approval territory.It’s bound to happen.
Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos!
ha!
he isn’t doing THAT bad…
Sweet. Check this out, the Official Morbid Angle Myspace!
http://www.myspace.com/morbidangle23
Friends with Bruce Willis AND Gaahl!
I wish I was friends with Bruce Willis.
Trapezoids ist krieg..
The Ziltoid approval poll is up and running on Upon Wings Of Black! Cast your vote and use the discussion space to share your thoughts on the administration.
You can vote here:
http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/
Or by clicking on my username
Results will be shared tomorrow!
== Upon Wings Of Black ==
The place for MetalSucks politics
Lameeee, stope trying (and failing) to make us laugh and post something real.
Agreed. So far his past, off the cuff comments have been better than his shitty, long winded “satires” and lame jokes. Good thing there’s a lot of day left.
Stop*
Really? A spelling related pun? Tisk tisk dude…i think you had more cred before today, but so far with a failed mock Iced Earth tribute, and now this…yeah, I’ll leave this one on the store shelves, because I’m not buying it.
The “Morbid Angle” looks more like an angry emo trapezoid to me.
“Angry Emo Trapezoid” is now my new band’s name.
And you shall go far!
he’s doing alright. Now that I have read that Iced Earth thing properly. Its all good.
Acutely obtuse humor.
Hahaha, yes!
I’m loving watching you guys give Zilty shit… keep it up!
I hope it’s not too obvious that I put much more effort into some things than others. I warned you that i]I wasn’t going on a hating/opinionated spree.
Well, it’s obvious that you put more effort into felating yourself than running this website for a day…
With their smash hit, Entangled in Complementaries!
So far I’m underwhelmed. I don’t recall anyone having discussions on if we thought he was funny or not, it always revolved around his belief that his music tastes were superior to everyone else’s. I was looking forward to seeing what his metal recommendations are (seriously, not being sarcastic). Still waiting…
BAWWWWWWWWWWWW HE THREW IN A LIGHT JOKE TO BRIGHTEN OUR DAY BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
rofl i just saved this to my iphoto library right next to the picture of a chicken eating a baby. :D
did notice til the second look that the L and the E were even switched. very nice.
SQUARES, ATTACK THE CUBES
CRUSH ISOSCELES
TURNING THE X TOWARDS Y
WRITHE IN THE RHOMBUS
XD, WIN!
This was kinda lame.
outside of the iced earth bit (which got me, good job) and the interview, Zilty gets a failing grade in running the site. sorry dude, maybe running metal sucks isn’t as easy as it looks.
Alex, Vince, Monday, bring it back with some grind.
*Axl, fuck i suck at this typing/thinking thing right now. I quit.
Ziltoid, you made my day with this one.
I’m stuck at work on a saturday til 6 and I just started, and here I am, laughing my ass off.
Thank You.