SODOMIZED BY SATAN – ACOUSTIC BLACK METAL TO THAT TOUCHES THE HEART
Friday, August 28th, 2009 at 12:00pm by Ziltoid
What could be more grim than recording your black metal album in a cave?
How about doing it without electric guitars! Sodomized by Satan is a one-man bedroom acoustic black metal band out of New York that brings forth the all-out aggression of true early 90s black metal, yet does it with acoustic grace instead of your new, high-tech electric guitars. With each notes strummed, SBS strikes an emotion within the listener’s soul. One second, I feel hatred, the next, I feel more hatred. It’s truly a revealing self-exploration which reveals the contents of one’s soul. SBS are most definitely one of the most cathartic bands out there today, yet they seem to go unnoticed in the metal scene. Their 2009 release, eloquently titled “The Curse of the Ass Pharaohs,” is an easy contender for top album of the year, topping out such greats as Emmure, Emmure, and Emmure. I might even say that this is better than one of the more interesting albums I’ve heard recently (not from 2009), Mental Home – Vale. Yes, I legitimately have this much faith in SBS. Luckily, I contacted the genius behind this band, and he gave me full permission to post a download link to SBS’s entire discography! Be thankful!
Download link: http://www.mediafire.com/?bn3znmdlmd4
Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/sodomizedbysatan518
-Ziltoid
All lulz aside, Mental Home are a great underrated band.
dude SBS has to be the biggest piece of grabage ive ever heard…Its gotta be a joke…
A retarted 4 yrs old with a banjo sounds better than this
Hmmm just maybe it may be a joke. I think you might be onto something there….The Curse of the Ass Pharaohs may not be a serious name afterall.
“retarted”
Oh wow.
“Their 2009 release, eloquently titled “The Curse of the Ass Pharaohs,” is an easy contender for top album of the year, topping out such greats as Emmure, Emmure, and Emmure.”
I pee’d.
Truly orgasmic
“I Thought Of Something Beautiful, But the Ensuing Ejaculation Made Me Forget What It Was” Hahaha that should be a AxCx song title or something
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fuck you
“Trees sway in the distance
Corpses strung upon the limbs
Lynching: America’s Favorite Pasttime
Gotta catch me a coon
Watermelon, perfect bait
See the corpse, I masturbate
My semen is the colors that aren’t white
Stains on the cloth like stains on the world”
fucking awesome
‘The Sorrow of the Weeping Norwegian…’
Can we say, INSTANT classic?!
Acoustic? Oh, you mean grandspas’ guitars!
Heh, yeah, Grandspas’ guitars. They are for pussies. And grampas. I think you know it.
What are those? Chairs?
Ugh, now I need 100 beers. Exactly 100.
we dont serve people who awaken lake trolls!
Idea for last song. Ever. Killed by a troll.
Waiting for the first mention of Impaled Northern Moonforest…
I was reading through the comments looking for this post. Didn’t they do it first?
didn’t they do it better?
Um. Well, you did say only one sarcasm piece today, so I have to assume you meant all the glowing praise. But…well, there’s a reason heavy metal uses electric guitars for fast picking and palm muting and all that good stuff. I appreciate this guys effort, but…the vocals sound like they were recorded with a cell phone in a thunderstorm and the guitars sound flat and boring, despite the dynamism that may (or may not) be there.
I get it. It’s underground and true and interesting. But that doesn’t make it worth listening to…
Ziltiod should become a regular part of this site.
You have to be legally old enough to drink to be part of the MS staff.
AGEISTS!!!
For the love of Christ….are you retarded or just stupid.
We’ll then there should be a very special MS article when he turns 21 and can legally drink with the rest of us.
That and when he gets out of the basement.
What the fuck, Ziltoid?! When are you gonna review the new Jonas Brothers album, goddammit!
Wok is undoubtedly the most brutal Pantera cover ever done.
an asian pantera cover
When are you actually going to post NEWS? I mean I understand you want to share your gay collection of shitty music to the community and all, but that’s not what MS is about, is it? So, post some fucking news.
I choose not to rip off Blabbermouth like others on this and many other sites.
blabbermouth is all press releases so its not ripping of anything, unless you can rip off facts about bands
But this’ become your blog for a day where you post bands you like, not a fucking news site. You’re totally ruining it.
I think he did great. And it’s one day…you’ll be okay.
what a waste so far
That’s.
Just.
Awful.
Well done, Zilty. In all seriousness, you’re doing a great job!
False metal.
ahh yes, an enthralling engagement between the rumbling growls and austere shrieks sets the tone of each composition. The chilling intonations that make way out of this individual prolongate the inner nihilistic ideals to a grandeur scale. Each subtle strike against the tree made string guitar enhances the mood with its desolate tones and colourfull resonance. The building points of each track is an enduring nod to the intransigent sound of the second wave of black metal. This demo transcends the black metal from form, technicality, and flow in a prodigious manner.
Hey Ziltoid, I know alot of people wanted to come here today just to pick up all of your mistakes. So I’ll begin here:
1. You fucked up the header – “Acoustic black metal to that touches the heart” – the word “to” makes the sentence grammatically incorrect.
2. Electric guitars aren’t “new” – they’ve been around for a while.
3. “With each notes strummed…” – singular / plural non-agreeance.
4. “It’s truly a revealing self-exploration which reveals …” – no shit? That’s pretty fucking revealing!
5. “They seem to go unnoticed…” & “Their 2009 release…” – it’s a fucking one-man-band, dickhead!
6. You’re a fuck-up & I hate you.
7. People commenting so far seem to loathe it, so I’m not going to waste time listening to it.
That’ll do. I’ll see you again soon.
I sense a great butthurt from this one.
Yeah, that’s what your mum said, after I gave her one in the pink and two in the stink.
Fuck yes, I love you.
Wow, of all the reasons to make fun of this, you choose those. You sir, are the worst.
Where’s your contribution, fuckhead?
“Axl and I started MetalSucks in December 2006 because there was no online heavy metal community where intelligent, thoughtful discussion took place.” Well, not today. (:
Even the freakin’ blog subtitle gets on my nerves… “If you are a false don’t entry, because you’ll be burned and died.” Shouldn’t this apply to Ziltoid, too?
Fuck you ziltoid that is a one man band ………….and sucks !!!!
ZILTOID IS THIS YOUR WAY OF TELLING US YOU ARE HOMOSEXUAL?
I realize that this is a joke band, but it’s retarded. You seriously complain about the bands they cover and then post this?
This sucks more than anything I’ve ever heard, and I’ve had my share of shitty stuff to hear…
Like the stuff on your blog!
WAY too epic.
Yeah, like you understand a single word of what’s written on my blog…
And if it’s supposed to be a joke, it is NOT funny, but I guess Ziltoune and I definitely don’t have the same sense of humor…
Ok, I’m enjoying your articles and all. But….does Sodomized by Satan have anything to do with you Ziltoid? I just happened to notice one of their 6 friends are Cormorant…SEEMS LIKE QUITE THE COINCIDENCE!
And that ///Maytag band he posted about. Ho hum.
This is Nekrotheos from Sodomized By Satan. FUCK YOU HATERS. We are more grim, tr00, kvlt and frostbitten than the shit you guys listen to. Poseurs like you are what is killing the metal scene. FUCK YOU.
Also Ziltoid found the band’s MySpace by browsing through Cormorant’s friends. Arthur, Nick, Brennan and Matt know what good metal is, and thus they added Sodomized By Satan.
The wind sound effects at the beginning of “Fumbling Hands in a Dark Closet” are the tr00est I’ve ever heard. Nice work indeed.
I must admit this has me in the rare situation of being unsure of exactly how to react. What a peculiar project.
I think Nattefrost or someone else from Carpathian Forest has sodomized by Satan tattooed on his ass
I found a Sodomized By Satan torrent a while back when I was looking for something else. The song names were so incredibly hilarious that I didn’t even need to listen to the music to know that I found a winner.
Also FNM is the same person as Nekrotheos.
No I’m not
Wow, this is seriously the most horrible idea ever. Ever heard of Impaled Northern Moonforest?
That’s one of Seth Putnam’s projects, right?
Impaled Northern Moonforest did it first. Better, even.
Yes. I love Impaled Northern Moonforest.
I think you’ve quimmed up Ziltoid.
Ziltoid made this music.
This music is too evil for mere mortals to create.