I had a total stoner moment on Thursday; in my haste rushing out of the MS Mansion to attend a private, live performance of Living Colour’s entire new album Chair in the Doorway (Axl’s gonna write about this later today) I prepped our Funny Photo Caption Contest post ahead of time, leaving blank spaces for the winning entries which I intended to fill in later… only I forgot to choose winners before the post automatically ran at 5pm. Oops! What’s more, only like two of you actually noticed / cared enough to comment about this omission, instead entering a new caption and opting in favor “free stuff!! free stuff!! free stuff!!” like that juggalo bitch who drugged her baby to death but all she could do was bitch about a missing ICP poster. Yeah, I called you all juggalo bitches. Deal with it.

So, here are last week’s winners, each of whom receive a copy of Burnt by the Sun’s Heart of Darkness:

Uglymicrowave “shreks upset because he didn’t get to go to the gathering”

Anselmowitz: “Faygo troll guards entrance to Area 51.”

This week I’ll try and do better. In the meantime, enter this week’s contest: the winner gets a signed CD and a tour t-shirt from prog masters Bigelf. Get on it!