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What the fuck??

NOTHING HOMOEROTIC ABOUT THIS

 Monday, August 31st, 2009 at 12:30pm by

MS Maniac Leo Kannaly sent us an e-mail over the weekend where he wondered if this was the worst pit ever:

Leo, to answer your question, I don’t think that this is the worst pit ever, because I think to call this a pit would be an insult to pits everywhere. That being said, I do think it’s incredibly silly… but at least it doesn’t involve any karate moves.

-AR

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  • I’m not racist, but I hate Oceano

    That’s about 100% less fat people than what I would expect to be at an Amon Amarth concert.

  • Canvas Of Flesh

    Wow, that is pretty goofy. It would be better if it was, at least, synchronized.

  • farts

    wow… thats embarassing. kind of like seeing your moms tit when you were just hitting puberty.

    • cookie

      i’m so sorry

    • Beard

      Its ok man. Not your fault. Just shut it inside and never let it out. It will be alright.

  • alliaphagist

    mmm I’d like to be right in the middle

  • goolash

    Man, this pretty silly but I have seen a lost worse at shows.

  • Hey Fuck Yeah I’m the Shit!

    That was lame. I like how they just keep going and going and going on and on.
    How about the “rower”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Colin-OConnor/1491245262 Colin O’Connor

    Replace “rowing” with “dry humping” and I think we just got closer to reality. Whoa. Uber ghey.

  • dlux

    since i think moshing is about as retarded as it gets, this isn’t much worse.

  • (required)

    One shot, fifteen kills, and the world is a better place.

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    Get a few other guys and try this in a bathtub…that’s real viking metal.

    • Kye

      Best. Idea. Ever.

      Anyone up for setting the world record for Largest Amount of People Pretending to be Vikings in a Bathtub?

      • \m/Eluveitie\m/

        The tub needs to be filled with beer, and everyone needs a shield

        • Canvas Of Flesh

          Nay! Filled with mead. And, there would have to be some sultry wenches.

          • \m/Eluveitie\m/

            Mead sounds like it’d be best out of a drinking horn.

            Asking “Give me the horn” in a tub full of men? Metal.

  • iolanach

    Amon Amarth – Most overrated band in the metal underground today

    Discuss.

    • groverXIII

      IWABO is way more overrated. Amon Amarth is awesome.

    • http://www.myspace.com/ihopeyourot DemiGod

      You are a fucking idiot

      Discuss.

    • ebennett

      You hate fun don’t you?

    • lolwut

      now a days yes anything after verus the world yes anything before it was good imo although i do aprove of some songs off TOTTG

  • groverXIII

    It’s only gay if you touch weiners.

    Pretty funny. Utterly retarded, but pretty funny. I love the two dudes dressed like Vikings in the middle. The one even has an axe! Awesome.

    • Canvas Of Flesh

      Yea, at least those guys are going all out.

      • groverXIII

        If you’re going to look like a retard, you might as well not half-ass it. Whole ass or nothing!

        • Canvas Of Flesh

          Exactly. Also, I thought it was only gay if your nuts touched. No more swordfights for me!

    • Ziltoid

      Yep, pretty funny and utterly retarded sums this up. But I give them points for originality. And costumes.

      • Noel

        you WOULD give points for costumes, ziltoid. la dee da.

  • http://dmxrr15@hotmail.com IsntaTOTALdouchebag10

    Its hilarious how guys look at it and go “yeah thats looks like a great idea and lots of fun!” and then hop on the back

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jacob-Martin/645099086 Jacob Martin

    Viking metal as fuck.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brent-Hacker/1173810278 Brent Hacker

    They arent moving… row fail

  • TXHellbilly

    Jesus fucking christ on crutches, this is awful. Almost as bad as those queer little scene kids trying to look cool in that Dropped a Popped Locket vid. And to the douchebag above that said Amon Amarth is overrated, go back to listening to BFMV or Killswitch or whatever pussy shit you enjoy. Aaaaand I’m out.

  • joshkid

    what the fuck are they gonna start doing at folk metal shows?!?!?!
    next thing you know is that you’ll have a link to a youtube vid titled:
    EPIC FOLK AIR BAGPIPE/VIOLIN @ AN ENSIFERUM CONCERT!!!

    • groverXIII

      Someone was recording me?

    • anttichrist

      Hahaa.. Win!

  • Sacajawea

    I hope this does not become a trend…

  • SP420

    Gayer than 10 guys fucking.

  • Neil

    Moshing, hardcore dancing, and vaguely homoerotic viking pantamiming at shows are all completely unacceptable. Standing perfectly straight with arms crossed and lips pursed in a frown is the only true metal posture. The last thing we want is people enjoying themselves at shows.

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    Metal shows need more nudity

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Dasher/30826541 Matt Dasher

      Go to more open airs and fewer clubs.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Dasher/30826541 Matt Dasher

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kasper-Maigaard/1027001938 Kasper Maigaard

    Hahaha, Amon Amarth kicks major ass.
    The rowing line would have made way more sense if they would at least act like if they were fucking ROWING!
    This just looks stupid…

  • Jizzmaster3000

    Haven’t you people never been drunk at a festival before? I’ve done much more embarassing things than that, and much more fun.

  • http://www.hibernum.net hibernum

    I guess this should be a reminder to people that A)the internet is forever and B)the internet is everywhere. If you look stupid in public, someone somewhere in the world will be watching and laughing at you.

  • Shep

    It’s drunk people having fun while watching an awesome band, whats wrong with that?

    • prives

      Watch it again… This might answer your question.

  • http://www.solidsterecords.com NoCowNoFood

    I cant see the vid cause Im at work however I will assume that I should not waist my time Que Viva Duarte Conio!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Boob

    there is a guy with a kilt there….. THAT is metal

  • Blashyrkh

    I was there! I didn’t see this though, but this really doesn’t surprise me in the least. in fact, it’s the least silly thing I could have seen at bloodstock really. how about a huge crowd of drunkards in the dark following a plastic skeleton on a stick calling it colin and worshipping it? or systematically throwing a fork at a courgette? now THATS bloodstock entertainment. best. festival. ever.

    • http://chroniclesofchaos.com Daniel Cairns

      Did you see the group of people carrying the tiny fella around, saying they were ‘taking the hobbit to mordor?’

      • Jenna

        That is amazing.

  • http://chroniclesofchaos.com Daniel Cairns

    Haha! I saw that.

  • http://www.kingdomofnoise.blogspot.com MetalMatt

    I didn’t even watch the video and it looks gay.

  • http://www.underground-industries.uk.com Civi

    I’m so ashamed to be English right now.

  • Noel

    Yet another example that shows just how much viking metal sucks..

  • Dan

    Haha, i was actually there that day. But i was on the other side of the crowd at the signing tent for Moonspell’s signing session so i missed this!

  • prives

    Oh no! You missed the best bit: shortly after, Johan spotted this “skin canoe” from the stage, so he jumped down and HACKED UP ALL THOSE STUPID FUCKS WITH A BATTLEAXE!!!

  • israelizach

    Why are they rowing AWAY from the stage?

  • http://chroniclesofchaos.com Daniel Cairns

    I missed most of the set because I was throwing up due to fairground ride.

  • i think

    a *facepalm* moment