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STAND-UP COMEDY FOR BLACK METAL FANS

 Tuesday, September 1st, 2009 at 3:45pm by

Also first seen on the excellent Metal Injection: this video, originally posted on College Humor, of stand-up Adam Newman schooling the attendees of a show at UCB (Upright Citizens Brigade – which MI correctly dubs “the mecca of alternative comedy in NYC”) on the ins and outs of Mayhem.

Some tr00 kvltists might not find this funny, and accuse Newman of mocking metal. They should go burn down a church so we can have them arrested already.

-AR

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  • Honeynutzz

    Funny but even he get’s some shit wrong. Maybe for the sake of the joke but still.

  • Hector

    Way to go. He said everything exactly how it was stated on vh1. very talented indeed.

    • Dilznoofus

      Yeah, but he didn’t do it with one of the standard crappy VH1 voice-overs and/or Brett Michaels. Those who can do anything VH1 without the aid of Brett Michaels and his army of STD vending machine women are good at things.

  • I’m not racist, but I hate Oceano

    If you didn’t laugh at that you are a Bon Jovi fan and you are wrong.

    • \m/Eluveitie\m/

      I’m a Bon Jovi fan, and if that’s wrong…I don’t wanna be right

      • Unholy Vortex

        You are a fan of this 8=====D

        • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

          Ziltoid got a longer one than I did!

  • key

    Hellhammer!

  • Ziltoid

    I’m all for black metal humor, but he didn’t really say anything besides the obvious. Still, I chuckled a bit.

    • Unholy Vortex

      Don’t lie motherfucker! yu want to kill yourself right now! Goofy insulted one of your underground Dickheads! Hahahahahahhahaha Suck this again! 8=======D

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrea-Voulgaris/663407462 Andrea Voulgaris

        i’d say you’re a little obsessed with the male genitalia.

        • Elitist Fuck

          (.Y.) lul.

        • Unholy Vortex

          You’r obsessed with this! 8=======D

    • Sandy n Papo

      you better start burning churches

    • prives

      Oh shut up Ziltoid, you humourless fuck.

  • SolaceInNothing

    LOL fucking aye man, thats great.

  • Canvas Of Flesh

    Pretty funny.

  • BlakMetallistKrieg

    If you take offense and have a stick up your ass over this, you take music waaaay too seriously. Shit, if I wanted to be serious all the time I’d listen to gangster rap or some shit like that.

  • http://www.flamingtusk.com Zosimus

    He missed the funniest part of the whole story, which is that it’s all going to be a movie starring one of the fucking goons from the Twilight series.

    • Blashyrkh

      Dont make me sick.

  • LEGIONS: IRON AND STEEL

    He’s mocking VH1, not metal.

  • Blashyrkh

    At first I couldn’t really understand why everyone was laughing… someone even guffawed when he said “Euronymous”. they’re obviously dosed up to their eyeballs on crystal meth to even know which way the fucking stage is.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mary-Bowers/604122104 Mary Bowers

    I am a fan of mayhem, I still thought is was funny. He mocked VH1 more than anything.

    • iolanach

      Yeah. Good stuff.

  • Tanner

    Made. My. Day!!!!!

  • Paul

    Black metal makes me laugh.

    • Chris

      same here.

      • Elitist Fuck

        Well, you guys watch out now because I’m butthurt!

  • B. Ewing

    He needs to work on his delivery. its cool he was talking about mayhem’s history, but he sucked at making me laugh.

  • ben

    Pretty funny.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Robert-Livingston/25310975 Robert Livingston

    He did nothing but state the obvious, but nonetheless, the delivery was spot on! Funny shit.

  • Charlie B

    He was rightly making fun of VH1 Most metals moments series, which as he showed is hardly about metal, than BM or Mayhem. VH1 blows ass.

    • Anthony

      Exxxxxactly

  • http://www.myspace.com/jay234t BrutalJay

    This guy is my new favorite comedian

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Barry-Gilpin/791554842 Barry Gilpin

    It was funny when he said “it was number 69!”

  • i think

    he told a basic story you can read in a few seconds after a google search.. you dont need to be a comedian to do that.

  • RobotScythe

    If you’re taking this shit too seriously you’re on your way to becoming a Juggalo. Learn to laugh at yourselves.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Vince-Edwards/184804344 Vince Edwards

    Like it or not, he’s got a hell of a point!

  • prives

    “Bon Jovi’s done nothing related to metal, unless you count… everytime I listen to Bon Jovi I want to smash myself in the face with an iron”.

    Gold!