STAND-UP COMEDY FOR BLACK METAL FANS
Tuesday, September 1st, 2009 at 3:45pm by Axl RosenbergAlso first seen on the excellent Metal Injection: this video, originally posted on College Humor, of stand-up Adam Newman schooling the attendees of a show at UCB (Upright Citizens Brigade – which MI correctly dubs “the mecca of alternative comedy in NYC”) on the ins and outs of Mayhem.
Some tr00 kvltists might not find this funny, and accuse Newman of mocking metal. They should go burn down a church so we can have them arrested already.
-AR
39 COMMENTS on “STAND-UP COMEDY FOR BLACK METAL FANS”
Funny but even he get’s some shit wrong. Maybe for the sake of the joke but still.
Way to go. He said everything exactly how it was stated on vh1. very talented indeed.
Yeah, but he didn’t do it with one of the standard crappy VH1 voice-overs and/or Brett Michaels. Those who can do anything VH1 without the aid of Brett Michaels and his army of STD vending machine women are good at things.
If you didn’t laugh at that you are a Bon Jovi fan and you are wrong.
I’m a Bon Jovi fan, and if that’s wrong…I don’t wanna be right
You are a fan of this 8=====D
Ziltoid got a longer one than I did!
Hellhammer!
I’m all for black metal humor, but he didn’t really say anything besides the obvious. Still, I chuckled a bit.
Don’t lie motherfucker! yu want to kill yourself right now! Goofy insulted one of your underground Dickheads! Hahahahahahhahaha Suck this again! 8=======D
i’d say you’re a little obsessed with the male genitalia.
(.Y.) lul.
You’r obsessed with this! 8=======D
you better start burning churches
Oh shut up Ziltoid, you humourless fuck.
LOL fucking aye man, thats great.
Pretty funny.
If you take offense and have a stick up your ass over this, you take music waaaay too seriously. Shit, if I wanted to be serious all the time I’d listen to gangster rap or some shit like that.
He missed the funniest part of the whole story, which is that it’s all going to be a movie starring one of the fucking goons from the Twilight series.
Dont make me sick.
He’s mocking VH1, not metal.
At first I couldn’t really understand why everyone was laughing… someone even guffawed when he said “Euronymous”. they’re obviously dosed up to their eyeballs on crystal meth to even know which way the fucking stage is.
I am a fan of mayhem, I still thought is was funny. He mocked VH1 more than anything.
Yeah. Good stuff.
Made. My. Day!!!!!
Black metal makes me laugh.
same here.
Well, you guys watch out now because I’m butthurt!
He needs to work on his delivery. its cool he was talking about mayhem’s history, but he sucked at making me laugh.
Pretty funny.
He did nothing but state the obvious, but nonetheless, the delivery was spot on! Funny shit.
He was rightly making fun of VH1 Most metals moments series, which as he showed is hardly about metal, than BM or Mayhem. VH1 blows ass.
Exxxxxactly
This guy is my new favorite comedian
It was funny when he said “it was number 69!”
he told a basic story you can read in a few seconds after a google search.. you dont need to be a comedian to do that.
If you’re taking this shit too seriously you’re on your way to becoming a Juggalo. Learn to laugh at yourselves.
Like it or not, he’s got a hell of a point!
“Bon Jovi’s done nothing related to metal, unless you count… everytime I listen to Bon Jovi I want to smash myself in the face with an iron”.
Gold!