THIS BAND SOUNDS LIKE A WET FART
Tuesday, September 1st, 2009 at 2:30pm by Vince Neilstein
Not just the vocals; the guitars, the drums, the bass, everything. It’s like that time I thought I had to fart but when I let it out a little poop actually slipped out. We used to call that “sharting.” That’s what Neoandertals sound like. A giant shart. And I mean that in the best way possible.
What’s more, there’s a chick in the band! Fascinating. I wonder what her farts sound like?
-VN
[Thanks: Aaron M.]
Chicks fart?
For your information, the band does not have guitars. Line-up consists of that dude playing bass and singing, and the girl plays the drums.
“For your information, the band does not have guitars. Line-up consists of that dude playing ass and having diarrhea, and the girl plays the buttcheeks.”
I corrected it.
+1 FTW!
Very true words
LOL thats fucking great
This is horrible, pretentious crap.
Wow.
Interesting idea, I guess, but it uh.. doesn’t really work in execution.
Fuckin’ epic sewer backup.
“It’s like that time I thought I had to fart but when I let it out a little poop actually slipped out.”
Legendary.
Korn only wish they sounded this good.
Wow, that actually is the only good explanation of their sound.
Right now, I’m jealous of my deaf puppy.
When you said the band sounds like a wet fart, I assumed you meant that figuratively.
As it turns out, that is, quite literally, what all 35 seconds of this band I managed to listen to sound like.
“taking the gamble and losing” is what we call sharting in these parts. Looks like this band has gambled a lot.
Rubbish. Total rubbish. That’s all I can say.
i guess i am glad flash player isnt working on myspace for me right now, but i did want to hear the shartiness.
They look like the rejects of a Jack White sideproject
totally, man…
+1
that’s exactly what they sound like. do they even listen to this stuff before letting everyone hear it?
I wonder if this is what everyone else in the world hears when I turn on death metal. I now understand. Thanks you Neoandertals.
This band fired their guitarist because he sharted in the drummer’s face.
Hmm I can make my bass sound like that if I used rubber bands instead of strings… I feel an experiment coming on. Also look at their blog. I feel very sorry for that man…
Dude, I think they used the fibers of a waistband from a dirty jock strap as the strings.
This actually reminds me of the old hardcore band Neanderthal (pre-Man Is The Bastard). Like, a lot. Even down to the name.
XD that was fucking epic, the best fart i ever fucking heard…
Is the chick the one on the left or the right?
This sounds like the time I was walking down the street and let out a fart that took an entire city block and then some. Except you can actually hear it. And there was no bloody diarrhea involved, as is clearly the case with this band.
I think they hit the brown note, because I just shit violently
They truly suck, it’s fucking horrendous. Those two should definitely drop whatever instruments they currently play, like right… NOW! If this myspace was deleted tonight, that would fucking rule. over and out!
Holy shit, that was fucking terrible. And what the fuck was that “Barbarian Vocal Outro” all about?
But come on guys, we should lay off a bit; this is probably Ziltoid’s favourite new super-obscure underground band.
The Barbarian Vocal Outro sounds like they for real were recording someone taking a nasty nasty shit