THIS BAND SOUNDS LIKE A WET FART
Not just the vocals; the guitars, the drums, the bass, everything. It’s like that time I thought I had to fart but when I let it out a little poop actually slipped out. We used to call that “sharting.” That’s what Neoandertals sound like. A giant shart. And I mean that in the best way possible.
What’s more, there’s a chick in the band! Fascinating. I wonder what her farts sound like?
[Thanks: Aaron M.]