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THIS BAND SOUNDS LIKE A WET FART

 Tuesday, September 1st, 2009 at 2:30pm by

neoandertalsNot just the vocals; the guitars, the drums, the bass, everything. It’s like that time I thought I had to fart but when I let it out a little poop actually slipped out. We used to call that “sharting.” That’s what Neoandertals sound like. A giant shart. And I mean that in the best way possible.

What’s more, there’s a chick in the band! Fascinating. I wonder what her farts sound like?

-VN

[Thanks: Aaron M.]

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  • bearbomb

    Chicks fart?

  • F

    For your information, the band does not have guitars. Line-up consists of that dude playing bass and singing, and the girl plays the drums.

    • Kye

      “For your information, the band does not have guitars. Line-up consists of that dude playing ass and having diarrhea, and the girl plays the buttcheeks.”

      I corrected it.

      • joshkid

        +1 FTW!

      • MikeAdam

        Very true words

      • FU

        LOL thats fucking great

  • TheRooktrocity

    This is horrible, pretentious crap.

  • http://www.myspace.com/charleswardband Edward Wilfred

    Wow.

  • Io

    Interesting idea, I guess, but it uh.. doesn’t really work in execution.

  • joshkid

    Fuckin’ epic sewer backup.

  • Zoker

    “It’s like that time I thought I had to fart but when I let it out a little poop actually slipped out.”

    Legendary.

  • Permafrost

    Korn only wish they sounded this good.

  • Ryan

    Wow, that actually is the only good explanation of their sound.

  • Gecko

    Right now, I’m jealous of my deaf puppy.

  • kazz

    When you said the band sounds like a wet fart, I assumed you meant that figuratively.

    As it turns out, that is, quite literally, what all 35 seconds of this band I managed to listen to sound like.

  • John

    “taking the gamble and losing” is what we call sharting in these parts. Looks like this band has gambled a lot.

  • Dysenteric

    Rubbish. Total rubbish. That’s all I can say.

  • braincake

    i guess i am glad flash player isnt working on myspace for me right now, but i did want to hear the shartiness.

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    They look like the rejects of a Jack White sideproject

    • Mike2

      totally, man…

      +1

  • syclonus

    that’s exactly what they sound like. do they even listen to this stuff before letting everyone hear it?

  • I’m not racist, but I hate Oceano

    I wonder if this is what everyone else in the world hears when I turn on death metal. I now understand. Thanks you Neoandertals.

  • The Goat

    This band fired their guitarist because he sharted in the drummer’s face.

  • Viridian

    Hmm I can make my bass sound like that if I used rubber bands instead of strings… I feel an experiment coming on. Also look at their blog. I feel very sorry for that man…

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Trip-Cahouet/706361037 Trip Cahouet

      Dude, I think they used the fibers of a waistband from a dirty jock strap as the strings.

  • http://metalinquisition.com SergeantD

    This actually reminds me of the old hardcore band Neanderthal (pre-Man Is The Bastard). Like, a lot. Even down to the name.

  • Mike2

    XD that was fucking epic, the best fart i ever fucking heard…

  • Toxteth O’Grady

    Is the chick the one on the left or the right?

  • SourDeez

    This sounds like the time I was walking down the street and let out a fart that took an entire city block and then some. Except you can actually hear it. And there was no bloody diarrhea involved, as is clearly the case with this band.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mathew-James-Saunders/1153389571 Mathew James Saunders

    I think they hit the brown note, because I just shit violently

  • Facebook User

    They truly suck, it’s fucking horrendous. Those two should definitely drop whatever instruments they currently play, like right… NOW! If this myspace was deleted tonight, that would fucking rule. over and out!

  • prives

    Holy shit, that was fucking terrible. And what the fuck was that “Barbarian Vocal Outro” all about?

    But come on guys, we should lay off a bit; this is probably Ziltoid’s favourite new super-obscure underground band.

    • FU

      The Barbarian Vocal Outro sounds like they for real were recording someone taking a nasty nasty shit