Comments on: MASTODON SCORING JONAH HEX FILM http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/02/mastodon-scoring-jonah-hex-film/ Your source for heavy metal news, gossip, MP3s, and assorted idiocy. Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:24:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Aleezy http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/02/mastodon-scoring-jonah-hex-film/#comment-329166 Aleezy Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:32:09 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20318#comment-329166 You didn't pick up that that's a song? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tAUDiS4rak You didn’t pick up that that’s a song? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tAUDiS4rak

]]> By: Capt.Bastrd http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/02/mastodon-scoring-jonah-hex-film/#comment-296681 Capt.Bastrd Sat, 05 Sep 2009 01:21:04 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20318#comment-296681 I dunno about the movie, but the comic isn't supernatural, to my knowledge. From everything I've heard, it's just a western wherein the main character has a fucked up face and an even more fucked up moral code (i.e. lack thereof). I dunno about the movie, but the comic isn’t supernatural, to my knowledge. From everything I’ve heard, it’s just a western wherein the main character has a fucked up face and an even more fucked up moral code (i.e. lack thereof).

]]> By: ThisIsNecessary http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/02/mastodon-scoring-jonah-hex-film/#comment-296031 ThisIsNecessary Fri, 04 Sep 2009 09:54:16 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20318#comment-296031 This movie will blow. I'll just download the soundtrack, thank you very much. This movie will blow. I’ll just download the soundtrack, thank you very much.

]]> By: aaron m. http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/02/mastodon-scoring-jonah-hex-film/#comment-295691 aaron m. Fri, 04 Sep 2009 01:06:52 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20318#comment-295691 why? because she said that there was white trash in america? why? because she said that there was white trash in america?

]]> By: aaron m. http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/02/mastodon-scoring-jonah-hex-film/#comment-295683 aaron m. Fri, 04 Sep 2009 00:59:19 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20318#comment-295683 studio exec: "hey mastodon, here's a million dollars to write some songs for a shitty movie." mastodon: "ok." studio exec: “hey mastodon, here’s a million dollars to write some songs for a shitty movie.”
mastodon: “ok.”

]]> By: Hey Fuck Yeah (insert noun) is the Shit! http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/02/mastodon-scoring-jonah-hex-film/#comment-295509 Hey Fuck Yeah (insert noun) is the Shit! Thu, 03 Sep 2009 22:48:20 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20318#comment-295509 No i voice my opinion a lot. So go fuck yourself. No i voice my opinion a lot. So go fuck yourself.

]]> By: Hey Fuck Yeah (insert noun) is the Shit! http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/02/mastodon-scoring-jonah-hex-film/#comment-295507 Hey Fuck Yeah (insert noun) is the Shit! Thu, 03 Sep 2009 22:47:07 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20318#comment-295507 Wrong. Sasha Grey already has and she is fucking smoking hot. Wrong. Sasha Grey already has and she is fucking smoking hot.

]]> By: Hey Fuck Yeah (insert noun) is the Shit! http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/02/mastodon-scoring-jonah-hex-film/#comment-295505 Hey Fuck Yeah (insert noun) is the Shit! Thu, 03 Sep 2009 22:46:05 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20318#comment-295505 Oh shit, huh. Well I'll be damned. Happens to the best of us. Still though mine was grammatical his is just sheer stupidity. Oh shit, huh. Well I’ll be damned. Happens to the best of us. Still though mine was grammatical his is just sheer stupidity.

]]> By: waffles1993 http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/02/mastodon-scoring-jonah-hex-film/#comment-295476 waffles1993 Thu, 03 Sep 2009 22:34:28 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20318#comment-295476 Mastodon + Horton Hears A Who = Win Mastodon + Horton Hears A Who = Win

]]> By: deflated flowerpants http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/02/mastodon-scoring-jonah-hex-film/#comment-295374 deflated flowerpants Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:28:11 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20318#comment-295374 exciting? when will it become banal? like it is for me... exciting? when will it become banal? like it is for me…

]]> By: Shimbo http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/02/mastodon-scoring-jonah-hex-film/#comment-295362 Shimbo Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:24:40 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20318#comment-295362 It's called Joyride. Haven't seen it myself actually. I am eagerly anticipating the new album, though. It’s called Joyride. Haven’t seen it myself actually. I am eagerly anticipating the new album, though.

]]> By: DemonicLemming http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/02/mastodon-scoring-jonah-hex-film/#comment-295314 DemonicLemming Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:02:59 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20318#comment-295314 Not even close, and to make it even better, she's a half-wit bigot, too. Busted-ass tits with implants are still busted-ass tits. When the support goes away, she's got 80-year-old flapjacks. Not to mention her thumbs...they're just fucking scary. She'll pull a Britney Spears, and in 5 years the only reason she'll be in the news is for doing something retarded. Not even close, and to make it even better, she’s a half-wit bigot, too.

Busted-ass tits with implants are still busted-ass tits. When the support goes away, she’s got 80-year-old flapjacks. Not to mention her thumbs…they’re just fucking scary. She’ll pull a Britney Spears, and in 5 years the only reason she’ll be in the news is for doing something retarded.

]]> By: DemonicLemming http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/02/mastodon-scoring-jonah-hex-film/#comment-295307 DemonicLemming Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:59:14 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20318#comment-295307 Which movie was that? Epica is fucking awesome, but doesn't quite fit in with the narrow interests of most of the readers of this site. Which movie was that? Epica is fucking awesome, but doesn’t quite fit in with the narrow interests of most of the readers of this site.

]]> By: groverXIII http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/02/mastodon-scoring-jonah-hex-film/#comment-295240 groverXIII Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:07:44 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20318#comment-295240 Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. No one's forcing you to keep reading, buddy. Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. No one’s forcing you to keep reading, buddy.

]]> By: groverXIII http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/02/mastodon-scoring-jonah-hex-film/#comment-295238 groverXIII Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:06:44 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20318#comment-295238 You can include me in the minority. They're decent. You can include me in the minority. They’re decent.

]]> By: groverXIII http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/02/mastodon-scoring-jonah-hex-film/#comment-295233 groverXIII Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:05:50 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20318#comment-295233 Epic Fail 2: Electric Boogaloo? Epic Fail 2: Electric Boogaloo?

]]> By: DecrystallizingReason http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/02/mastodon-scoring-jonah-hex-film/#comment-295157 DecrystallizingReason Thu, 03 Sep 2009 19:09:35 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20318#comment-295157 I'm sorry but I don't believe there is even one woman in the porn industry who could make it as a legitimate actress. I’m sorry but I don’t believe there is even one woman in the porn industry who could make it as a legitimate actress.

]]> By: Ajax http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/02/mastodon-scoring-jonah-hex-film/#comment-295068 Ajax Thu, 03 Sep 2009 17:20:06 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20318#comment-295068 Hey Fuck Yeah (cock) is the Shit! That's all. Hey Fuck Yeah (cock) is the Shit!

That’s all.

]]> By: <fb:name linked="false" useyou="false" uid="501309890">Farhaad Esfandiary</fb:name> http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/02/mastodon-scoring-jonah-hex-film/#comment-295060 Farhaad Esfandiary Thu, 03 Sep 2009 17:10:54 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20318#comment-295060 Megan Fox is not the hottest woman in the world. Fuck magazines. Megan Fox is not the hottest woman in the world. Fuck magazines.

]]> By: Shimbo http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/02/mastodon-scoring-jonah-hex-film/#comment-295020 Shimbo Thu, 03 Sep 2009 16:12:18 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20318#comment-295020 Unfortunately, I think very little of the MetalSucks readers know of the existence of Epica. Sad as that may be. Unfortunately, I think very little of the MetalSucks readers know of the existence of Epica. Sad as that may be.

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