Comments on: THE TOP 10 MANLIEST METAL ALBUM COVERS OF ALL TIME

By: ThisIsNecessary

ThisIsNecessary — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 11:30:59 +0000

Write your own articles how about.

By: braincake

braincake — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:08:07 +0000

umm yeah…homo manly.

By: We Love Metal

We Love Metal — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 12:00:39 +0000

I just scrolled down to that hairy leg and threw up a little bit in my mouth. Nasty

By: moyles

moyles — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 07:45:41 +0000

man thats not even amon amarths manliest album cover… wtf, “twilight of the thunder god” is one of the best album covers i ever seen! and they pick crusher? cmon

By: Produced by Jacob Bannon

Produced by Jacob Bannon — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 00:12:38 +0000

Amped to see my favorite joke metal band get both the #1 and #3 spots on this list.

By: Andrea Voulgaris

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:17:35 +0000

that album cover reminds me of my last birthday party…

…jk ;)

By: Guy that knows way too many dead baby jokes

Guy that knows way too many dead baby jokes — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 20:46:12 +0000

Its a ball gag

By: hibernum

hibernum — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 20:34:52 +0000

Let the hipster have their way, of course it turns out gay.

By: Tom

Tom — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 20:07:32 +0000

twighlight of the thunder god = manlier than the crusher

By: Rick James

Rick James — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 20:07:08 +0000

Virgin Steele is the best the others are Weak.

By: bearbomb

bearbomb — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 19:40:01 +0000

Yet somehow I feel less manly after viewing them…

By: \m/Eluveitie\m/

\m/Eluveitie\m/ — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 19:39:34 +0000

Where’s WASP’s Animal (Fuck Like A Beast)??

By: timmah

timmah — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 19:35:29 +0000

2 of these album covers are manly at best.

By: Matt Dasher

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 19:15:28 +0000

Wow, those were very, very homoerotic.

By: groverXIII

groverXIII — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 19:13:50 +0000

The list fails right off the bat for not realizing that the disco ball on the Turisas ‘Rasputin’ single is there because they’re covering a FUCKING DISCO SONG.

By: prives

prives — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 19:09:53 +0000

An alternative reading of that last line could be:
“…but I’m sure Decibel would rather shut its doors forever than proclaim anything by Poison metal in the slightest”.

Seriously though, the dudes in some of those covers must look back and ponder – “What the fuck was I thinking?”