WANNA SEE A GOD-AWFUL YOUTUBE VOCAL COVER OF MARDUK?

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009 at 4:00pm by

Of course you do! Sent in by an MS Maniacs who would probably like to remain anonymous:

This kid (who for some reason calls himself Smeagol) is pretty much well known as being the village idiot in the (not so booming) Northern Indiana metal scene. I was horrendously delighted to discover that he recently posted a terrible vocal cover of himself croaking and moaning along to Bleached Bones by Marduk.

Croaking and moaning indeed. Enjoy!

If Smeagol doesn’t turn you off of the whole idea, make sure you go and see Marduk with Nachtmystium, Mantic Ritual, Merrimack and Black Anvil on the U.S. Plague Tour this fall. Full list of dates after the jump.

-VN

Marduk, Nachtmystium, Mantic Ritual, Merrimack, Black Anvil
11/20  The Palladium – Worcester, MA
11/21  Les Fou founes Electriques – Montreal, QC – CANADA
11/22   Wreck Room – Toronto, ON – CANADA
11/23  Sonar – Baltimore, MD
11/24  The Masquerade – Atlanta, GA
11/25  Brass Mug – Tampa, FL
11/28  Red 7 – Austin, TX
11/29  Ridglea Theater – Ft. Worth, TX
11/30  The Marquee – Tulsa, OK
12/02  The Launchpad – Albuquerque, NM
12/03  The Sets – Tempe, AZ
12/04  The Key Club – Hollywood, CA
12/05  The Jumping Turtle – San Marcos, CA
12/06  DNA Lounge – San Francisco, CA
12/07  Satyricon – Portland, OR
12/08  Studio Seven – Seattle, WA
12/10  Cervantes Masterpiece Ballroom – Denver, CO
12/11  Riot Room – Kansas City, MO
12/12  Reggie’s Rock Club – Chicago, IL
12/13  Station 4 – St. Paul, MN
12/14  Blondie’s – Detroit, MI
12/15  Peabody’s – Cleveland, OH
12/16  The Gramercy Theater – New York, NY

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  • http://john@metalsucks.gov John

    WHOW, just for a second there I thought there were 2 Marduks. I don’t know what you’re talking about.

    • Uglymicrowave

      yah and I love how that sip of coffee really turned him into such a primo vocalist

  • Jenna

    He obviously calls himself Smeagol because he’s gangly and croaks. And you want to hit him.

    • http://www.myspace.com/beneaththesoil1 derka derka burger

      hahaha! gangly, i like this word! :)

    • tabby

      if you knew him, you would know the real reason why he calls himself smeagol. so you can STFU!!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/beneaththesoil1 derka derka burger

    what the hell is wrong with these people?

  • Chimp-0-Neg

    embarrasing.

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    That was some overly cautious headbanging…

    “Northern Indiana” should explain a lot though, it’s one of the most disgusting places in America.

    • tabby

      HOW DO YOU KNOW?!?! have you been to northern indiana?

      • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

        Yeah I have, quite often. Thanks for asking.

  • Mike2

    hmm, passive headbanging, air guitar, air drums and, last but not least, horrible voice…

    • tabby

      HE HAS AN AWESOME VOICE!!!! i dont see you goin out and making a video. maybe it’s because your voice sucks ass. ha.

  • some guy

    That. Was. Hysterical.

  • SolaceInNothing

    Why would anyone do that? Fucking terrible.

    Hail Marduk.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Farhaad-Esfandiary/501309890 Farhaad Esfandiary

    I didn’t know people still had them old ass monitors.

  • Canvas Of Flesh

    The least he could have done was put some fucking effort into his headbanging or air-guitaring. If you’re going to act like a fool on the internet at least go all out.

    • http://myspace.com/grobiwunder grobi wunder

      “The least he could have done was put” a shirt on? Even if it would have been a Cradle Of Filth shirt?
      Although I’d have killed for being so well-built… when I was 10. Would have killed for not having such a retarded face, too. If I had it, that is.

  • John

    Why would you willingly put yourself on the internet doing that?

    • tabby

      because he has the balls to do it. unlike you.

      • Godwin’slaw

        Then why doesn’t he have the balls to face the brutally honest and discouraging opinions of the nameless faceless assholes of the internet? He may not like a majority of what is being said, but that should either inspire him to get better or just stop posting the videos.

  • canea

    smeagol, if you’re reading this, you might want to call yourself an electrician. it looks like your fusebox there could use a little work.

  • ripptuff

    still not as funny as this dude

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGHLkCYPXe4

    • SourDeez

      It’s funny that he’s on an Idol-type show wearing corpsepaint, but his black metal voice is actually not half bad. Except the parts where he runs out of breath.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brent-Hacker/1173810278 Brent Hacker

    someone sever my head

  • B. Ewing

    how does this stuff make it out

  • WookieBastage

    I’m from northern Indiana and I have never heard of his dude. But really, I hope he fucking stops.

  • blow me

    So exactly does this dude scrape together the cash AND the technical skill to put this on the net? Or more importantly, how exactly does he find the cooridination to get out of bed? Jesus fuck.

  • (required)

    Killed it. Flawless execution. I noticed one mis-fretting in his airguitar work, but that is nitpicking.

    • tabby

      i wish i could have watched the video… but he deleted it.

  • Ben

    Anyone else think he looks like shaggy from scooby doo?

  • SourDeez

    I am convinced this guy does heroin on a regular basis.

  • wyrdling

    the air guitar really does it for me, personally.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Travis-Coy/550494220 Travis Coy

    HAHAHA!

  • Kill All

    I wonder if he thinks this will get him chicks?

    • tabby

      well, guess what! he’s taken! i’m his girlfriend YOU JACKASS!!!

  • Bill

    why do people do this and then post it on the internet?

    and dude, go eat a sandwich and hit the gym or something, jesus.

  • http://bahamut.newgrounds.com Bahamut

    I’m ashamed to know who this guy is.

  • http://greensucksbluerules.newgrounds.com greensucksbluerules

    Me too.

    • Kevin C

      How the hell do you guys know him?

      • http://greensucksbluerules.newgrounds.com greensucksbluerules

        He’s a member of the Newgrounds club Metal Hell, which Bahamut and myself are also members of.

        Check out the link I posted to see his reaction to being featured on Metal Sucks.

  • http://greensucksbluerules.newgrounds.com greensucksbluerules
    • canea

      hilarious. FEEL THE RAGE!

      • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

        Wow, he turned into a huge vagina. That’s hilarious.

        If you’re going to upload a video of yourself doing something silly to THE FUCKING INTERNET, you have no right to get all upset when people make fun of you. Seriously.

  • http://www.myspace.com/uglydirge aaron m.

    aww, the video has been removed.

  • http://bahamut.newgrounds.com Bahamut