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BEST CHART EVER?

 Friday, September 4th, 2009 at 10:45am by

metalintro

-AR

[from Cracked, by way of Metal Injection]

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesse-Menard/502061034 Jesse Menard

    hahahaah awesome

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    Damn I guess I took a wrong turn with that first “no”…

  • therealmetalmatt

    This is perfect

  • (required)

    That shit is elegant.

  • poopsmcgee

    if i’m white am i still aloud to listen to black metal?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrea-Voulgaris/663407462 Andrea Voulgaris

      as far as varg vikernes is concerned, i don’t think anyone but white norwegian satanists are allowed to listen to black metal.

      • http://buttor.blogspot.com Buttor

        And I think you have to be a nazi too…

        • http://metalinjection.net Grim Kim

          Varg was never really into Satanism. He hasn’t been a ‘Nazi’ for years; his latest thing is an interesting amagamation of right wing political theory and heathenism. Just to, er, throw it out there.

  • iolanach

    You can’t understand Doom Metal lyrics? Someone better let Candlemass know…

    Well, anyways, it’s pretty funny.

  • http://www.welovemetal.com We Love Metal

    Thats just awesome….lol. Is the song good…lol

  • Gossamer Axe

    That was classic! Thanks for the laugh!

  • Brian \m/(-_-)\m/

    if “is the song good = no,” then “song = nu metal.” i lolled

  • http://www.solidsterecords.com NoCowNoFood

    10-10

    • http://www.segadriven.com Hairyman

      =0

  • noobpotato

    hahaha i did this just as wathcing the vid from the sleeper cell story and was amazed

  • http://www.thedevilsdemons.com vincent p

    This is startlingly accurate. Well done.

  • Kye

    I approve.

  • http://www.metalheadchronicle.blogspot.com Roy

    lo..awesome shit..”is the song good?” .,,”no”..then u listening to nu-metal..good one

  • DemonicLemming

    I admit it. I giggled.

  • joshkid

    wow! EPIC chart!

  • Adam

    Awesome shit. It’s about as good of a chart you’ll ever see for that application. Obviously made by someone who ‘gets it’ but also has a sense of humour about ‘it’.

    I like nu-metal and even I laughed at that first no.

  • ThisIsNecessary

    Too bad its missing Grindcore.

    • Ben

      That falls under “Not good.”

      • AsAlways

        Fail.

  • Marc

    That’s fucking great!!

  • vegan

    funny and acurate

  • SLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I got thrash. rightfully so. Cause thrash rules. epic lol on nu-metal.

  • jtquake

    WOW WHERE IS THE MENTION OF DEATHCORE??

    goddamn

    lol

  • http://www.last.fm/user/M60Patton Patton

    But Death metal does sound evil !

    • http://www.metalsucks.net DeaThrash

      I agree, saying bands like Morbid Angel, Entombed, Death, or even Deicide are not death metal and not evil is just wrong. Death metal is evil. But I guess you are just not evil unless you are sucking cock for satan.

  • CrazyD

    Haha Epic awsmness…

  • CrazyD

    If Death metal is not evil…..then it’s not fuckin death metal lol. Evil = Death Metal = :]

  • DOOOMKULTUS

    Come-on the deep growl vocals of Death Metal,what is more evil that than.

  • Loves_thrash

    This is great and it’s accuate

  • dany

    hhaahha thats perfect

  • Loves_thrash

    Don’t cha just love thrash metal

  • Sabiha67

    realy its cool

  • Sabiha67

    realy its cool

  • Sabiha67

    realy its cool