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hahahaah awesome
Damn I guess I took a wrong turn with that first “no”…
This is perfect
That shit is elegant.
if i’m white am i still aloud to listen to black metal?
as far as varg vikernes is concerned, i don’t think anyone but white norwegian satanists are allowed to listen to black metal.
And I think you have to be a nazi too…
Varg was never really into Satanism. He hasn’t been a ‘Nazi’ for years; his latest thing is an interesting amagamation of right wing political theory and heathenism. Just to, er, throw it out there.
You can’t understand Doom Metal lyrics? Someone better let Candlemass know…
Well, anyways, it’s pretty funny.
Thats just awesome….lol. Is the song good…lol
That was classic! Thanks for the laugh!
if “is the song good = no,” then “song = nu metal.” i lolled
10-10
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hahaha i did this just as wathcing the vid from the sleeper cell story and was amazed
This is startlingly accurate. Well done.
I approve.
lo..awesome shit..”is the song good?” .,,”no”..then u listening to nu-metal..good one
I admit it. I giggled.
wow! EPIC chart!
Awesome shit. It’s about as good of a chart you’ll ever see for that application. Obviously made by someone who ‘gets it’ but also has a sense of humour about ‘it’.
I like nu-metal and even I laughed at that first no.
Too bad its missing Grindcore.
That falls under “Not good.”
Fail.
That’s fucking great!!
funny and acurate
I got thrash. rightfully so. Cause thrash rules. epic lol on nu-metal.
WOW WHERE IS THE MENTION OF DEATHCORE??
goddamn
lol
But Death metal does sound evil !
I agree, saying bands like Morbid Angel, Entombed, Death, or even Deicide are not death metal and not evil is just wrong. Death metal is evil. But I guess you are just not evil unless you are sucking cock for satan.
Haha Epic awsmness…
If Death metal is not evil…..then it’s not fuckin death metal lol. Evil = Death Metal = :]
Come-on the deep growl vocals of Death Metal,what is more evil that than.
This is great and it’s accuate
hhaahha thats perfect
Don’t cha just love thrash metal