NOW YOU CAN BE TR00 AND KVLT EVEN WHEN YOU’RE WIPING YOUR ASS
Tuesday, September 8th, 2009 at 12:00pm by Vince Neilstein
Dear Makers of Black Toilet Paper,
You are welcome for the hundreds of dollars in sales I just generated for your product.
Sincerely
Vince Neilstein
[Thanks: Jesse Z.]
how can you tell when you’re clean?
or is it brutal to smell of poo, pootal
Yes. YES!!
I’m wondering how you found this, Vince. :-S
The perfect compliment for black metal, because black metal is…. you know, shit .
Don’t be an idiot. Black metal is probably my least favorite metal genre (well, after power and all the core shit), but there’s some excellent black metal out there. Best album of 2009 (so far at least) is a black metal album. Shining’s “VI – Klagopsalmer”. Look it up.
Good call, also check out Funera MIst’s “Maranatha”, Anaal Nathrakh’s “In the Constellation of the Black Widow”, the self titled Absu, all great black metal albums of this year and very different from each other. Also check out Enslaved latest albums so you get an idea of how broad black metal can be as a genre.
Now all it needs is the names of some shitty bands on it and it’ll be perfect…
Cthonic and winds of plaque are black toilet paper
No they’re not, they’re the invisible shitstain on black toilet paper
i bet one of the dudes from dimmu uses this and when he poops, he screams storm blast!!!!
LMFAO, and i like dimmu
i know aye, pretty sick band.. my ex got me into em.. the only thing he was good for =]