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SHITSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE (PART 9)

 Tuesday, September 8th, 2009 at 2:30pm by

This is completely fucking offensive. More crabcore / flat-iron haircut / disco-dance garbage. Fuck this band. Fuck them in the ears.

-VN

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  • Old Skool Metal

    obviously these guys were inspired by other bands that suck. Garbage in, garbage out.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tim-Ledin/1234800512 Tim Ledin

    Holy shit….. why does this country suck when it comes to music now? Please bring back Dime and bring Pantera back… or let us wake up from this nightmare bullshit that is -core

    • http://www.segadriven.com Hairyman

      Unfortunately, the UK gets its’ fair share of shit too. Look up Glamour of the Kill. It’s like a carbon-copy of Attack! Attack! except these guys are on tour with Dragonforce. Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?

  • Cash

    Do these turd-burglers honestly thing this sounds GOOD?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Acerra/508945856 Michael Acerra

      Ask all the girls at their shows. :(

      • Uglymicrowave

        The sad thing is these kids get more hot fucking ass than anyone posting on this website…

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Colin-OConnor/1491245262 Colin O’Connor

          Aight so first off I don’t like these guys.

          Still don’t see the purpose of hating on them though. First off they are young, basically rockstars( questionable ones but still rockstars) getting more hot chicks then us and making tons of money.

          Really as an 18 year old dude should any cynical random internet opinion make any of these guys say, “We need to stop what we are doing RIGHT NOW! I just read this post on a metal blog that OPENED MY EYES! You stop making out with that groupie, You stop online shopping with all that loot the record company just gave us. We are going home and starting over!”

          Hell no. Let these fools be.

          • http://lavidastrangiato.blogspot.com/ Jake

            I think all the “Shitstain’ posts really do is boost publicity for the band. I mean, who on this site ever heard of “This Romantic Tragedy” before now?

          • stu1

            Making tons of money? Do you REALLY think so?

          • MuthaFuckaI’mAHeadBusta

            Ugh, I gotta agree. Well said.

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Brown/537636633 Keith Brown

            I hate it when people have a good point that I didn’t think of. Props, Colin.

        • uLy

          get the fuck out of here dude. hot piece of what? 12-14 year old ass? You sick fuck.

  • Joss

    nothing beats attack attack

    • kjetil

      tr00 attack attack is way moar crab

  • Lee

    Wow, I was not prepared for that level of shittyness.

  • http://bsisserson@gmail.com nairbs

    FML

  • tyler09

    see it wasnt that bad until the dude started whining and then the disco shit came in…that “funky-ness” needs to stop. Attack Attack! would be better with out it

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    This band KICKS ASS!!! \m/

  • The Goat

    Well…. young boys who enjoy anal sex need an identity in the “heavy music scene” too.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Guzmn/570745539 Daniel Guzmán

    Stop covering these pieces of crap, anybody heard the new Dying Fetus? or the new Porcupine Tree?

    • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

      The new Porcupine Tree album is pretty good.

      • slave_screams

        how have you heard it yet? it’s not out until the 15th I thought

        • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

          It’s amazing what you can find on the interwebs.

    • xBEARFIGHTx

      The new Dying Fetus is awesome! It’s Dying Fetus nothing stellarly different but it beats the fuck outta this shit for sure.

  • Jason

    Got 20 seconds in before I strangled a puppy…

    Seriously, that song sounded like two horrible, shitty, revolting songs at the same time. The songwriting/arranging is as offensive as the actual “music.”

  • joshkid

    the birth of emocore. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • John

      I think anything with -core at the end is pretty much already stale. And on top of that emo-core was like from autumn to ashes, poison the well, and hopesfall when all that stuff was popular..

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-Crispen/100000169530540 Jason Crispen

    it DOES sound like two songs at once. cacophonous

  • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

    Haha… these are the guys with the drummer that looks like he has Down Syndrome. And the singer (the one that doesn’t do anything else, I mean) is hilarious. What he does is the very definition of “mincing”.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesse-Menard/502061034 Jesse Menard

    they’re so cute

  • http://www.crescentshield.com Dan

    That was FUNNY!!!!

  • Malacoda

    43% burnt in the intro anyone?

    • Histomen

      I actually played the song and listened to this cause i was hoping you were wrong . Just the guitar (slightly) and 43% burned opens with drums also :D i dont know if the toy set these guys have is capable of even making a sound worth while….

  • Driven9

    Disgraceful. The worst part of this whole garbage fad, is that when my ‘non-metal’ friends hear this shit on the radio after another pathetic bullet for my valentine song, they will assume I like it ‘cause there is screaming involved. Some kids just don’t get it, goddamnit.

    • Steven

      I hear ya. >_O

  • tim

    Well, I managed 31 seconds before I had to hit pause. Looking back, I can’t believe I wasted 31 seconds on those fuck-nuts.

  • ferocious_fetus

    wow…thats pretty a pretty epic song (even though it sucks).
    it seriously is like 5 different songs put together with different chorus and everything.

    we all know this blows but I’m curious who actually signs these bands and who would pay to see them? I’m guessing its a midwestern/bible belt isloated from civilization type of scene?

  • FuckYourGayEmoHaircut

    geez…what’s up with all the “fuck you in the ear” talk going on in this site?
    Do you guys have some sort of weird ear rape fetish?

  • troe

    I’m not sure what pissed me off more, the song or the video.

    Granted…I at least tried to get through the video (i.e. 35 seconds – if that), but that whole “look at our hair blow and how cool we look through this filter” was not even worth the bother.

  • Sammy

    #1: As bad as this is, Attack Attack makes these guys look like circa 1986 Metallica.

    #2: The Shitstain videos/bands are all starting to look/sound alike.

    #3: As much as we should hate and make fun of this genre and these bands, Cattle Decapitation (featured on the same day on this site) is on a parallel train to Shittown.

    • Dave

      Wait, Cattle Decap is on a train to shittown? What?

  • Jason

    Jealous huh? Obviously so – if you have more going for you you would not have the time or inclination to post such hate. Get a life.

    If this is not your kind of music then don’t listen to it.

    • Wyzt

      If you had more going for you you would not have the time or inclination to post a reply to a blog. Get a life.

      If this is not your kind of blog post then don’t read it.

    • Jason

      Use a different name, douchebag. Oh, and your band sucks. Like really bad.

    • timmah

      You must be a member of one of these shitstain bands….

      Get hit by a bus!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Farhaad-Esfandiary/501309890 Farhaad Esfandiary

    I’d rather die.

  • Dave D

    Nothing will ever top the first shitstain band, that rap/hiphop/metal bullshit. Seriously, every other band on this list has just been bad, but nothing has come even close to the first one. I think you shouldve saved that one for last.

  • Gaia

    As funny as the first few “Shitstain on the…” sagas were, i think this should be halted before my attention is brought to yet another band i dont care about, nor want to listen to.

  • noobpotato

    Can someone plz kill these fucking bands,fucking ridiculous.

  • http://www.pandasdestroy.com jorbams

    Why do we even get worked up about things like this anymore?

    Every single “move” in that video was practiced and refined and tested to maximize their brand. Sincerity might as well be some kind of mutated, future-AIDS to these children.

    They aren’t trying to get a market share of our demographic. They aren’t strategically planning their release of their album-like product/ring tones/beer coozies/designer Vans so it doesn’t conflict with Baroness’ or Converge’s new albums and they lose some of their first week earnings to similar artists cannibalizing the market. They are a byproduct of and manufactured for, kids who don’t know any better. Their demographic would buy an aborted fetus with a “swoop hair-cut” wig stapled to its undeveloped skull that, upon eviscerating the carcass, would have one of those Hallmark card sound chips in it that would activate and play a breakdown with good cop/bad cop auto-tuned vocals over top of it…just so long as the fetus had some “drippy, slimey, neon” merch to go with it.

    We should all calm down and keep on paying attention to, and supporting legitimate artists with integrity.

    I second others’ requests to (even though it is an entertaining segment) discontinue the “Shitstain…” postings. It just gives ignorant children with shit taste and a Guitar Center credit card a chance to get free press for their band-like musical byproduct and grow their brand and expand their market and all the stuff that truly “matters.” As a wise girl once sang to her dad to keep their beloved town from being destroyed: “Just don’t look.”

    • MuthaFuckaI’mAHeadBusta

      Well put. +1

    • orbital

      genious!

      • Jason

        Nicely done.

      • MuthaFuckaI’mAHeadBusta

        Brilliant!

        • Histomen

          Agreed

  • MuthaFuckaI’mAHeadBusta

    Can we just call this stuff cookie-cutter-core? It really is terrible but still, their doing it and we’re not so that makes all of us hater-ade sippers just jealous fucks.

  • dudeiknowmetal

    goo

  • Balls666

    WHAT THE FUCK? I thought MetalSucks was an ironic title.

  • chris

    these dudes make belie my burial sound like hour of penance….. ughhhhhh

  • Cat Tyrson

    These people should just be violently killed…

  • Mike2

    hmm… shitstain indeed…

  • sinistatroy

    offensive is the right word. i couldnt make it thru 30 seconds

  • Ben

    Why is metalsucks posting a video about a band that is obviously NOT metal and that they know every single one of their posters would hate? Oh wait, I answered my own question. :(

    • Brutalizer

      Win

  • tbopps

    Personally I was impressed by the shitty breakdown of the already shitty breakdown to end the song. Keep the breakdown revolution alive.

  • Histomen

    Wait are you telling me this is a different i could have sworn i saw these guys play 3 shows in a row only to come back on stage each time with their bangs in a different direction. or was that just 3 bands that sounded just as bad laced together in one show…….
    This shits getting way to repetitive and generic the songs aren’t innovative all the people that follow this shit look alike, and im saddened as fuck that these bands, or band since they all sound like the same artist (im using that term as loosely as possible) are getting fucking popular when good bands are stuck in the shit heap playing small shows and hoping a record label will get some balls and pick em up. Most Metal bands now adays can only hope to find a Good (i dont mean In This Moment “talented”) female screamer cause they know Century Media will just scope em up in a heart beat.
    Music industry is getting sad as fuck these days…

  • Crab Attack

    Gotta go lower bro.

  • http://metalinquisition.com SergeantD

    This band isn’t that bad- they just sound like every other generic Christian screamo-metalcore band that listens to too much Devil Wears Prada. However, the video is an obvious rip off of the Confide video. Lame.

    • Azuma

      Thank you, someone had to say it. it seems that the metalsucks staff is successfully persuading this community to really hate this stuff, but certainly not for any good reasons. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying you should like this stuff but I know a shitload of people on this site detest this stuff simply because they are being told to. I would think it above metal fans to be so naive and prejudice.

      Of course this is just my theory, maybe each and every one of you passionately detest this stuff for an actual reason aside from being told to. But the only thing I have seen any of you bring up is that the bands actually care how they look and maybe the use of breakdowns. I can definitely see people not liking this music but all of you hating it to this extent for a good reason? I don’t think so. Also, how different is it from most rock nowadays? Its pretty similar but I see these bands doing things like using more innovative guitar work (even if it is more simplistic sometimes), multiple vocal styles, time changes, and using unconventional song structures. That sounds pretty good doesn’t it? a lot of those traits are used in the most kvlt of metal so do all of you also detest ALL the modern non-metal rock? I wouldn’t think so and that definitely supports my theory.

      Even if I am completely wrong (which I’m not :D) I don’t see the point in posting all these videos, calling them shitstains and stuff. At first, maybe with the attack attack stuff it was sort of poking fun and I laughed at the expense of that band, but tons of random screamo vids are being posted on here and STILL getting tons of pointless hateful comments. I mean what are comments for? giving logical/intelligent input on the article/video? maybe discussing something of interest relevant to the article? I look above and all I see are 60 or 70 comments of people just pointlessly posting hateful comments about the music, I mean thats like ALL THE COMMENTS. Whats even worse, these people aren’t even giving any logical reasons for their most likely ill found belief that the music sucks just a bunch of idiots saying something along the lines of: “FUCK THESE EMO KIDS THIS MUSIC SUCKS”. I mean why even comment on the video? whats the point? AND THAT ISN’T A RHETORICAL QUESTION, PLEASE TELL ME!. This whole thing is just really fucking pathetic. I know metalsucks is the most hateful/critical metal site in all of the world but this is pretty ridiculous. I will say though, you guys are doing a good job at keeping this sites reputation up…

      • Sammy

        Have you considered the fact that maybe Vince and Axl only post the mean-spirited posts about these bands to make fun of them, generate some site traffic and to make most of us who hate this genre laugh? The site, after all, is called Metalsucks. It’s ironic. It’s irreverent. It’s sarcastic. It’s sardonic. It’s mean-spirited by nature. If this site wasn’t the “most hateful/critical metal site in all of the world” (the whole WORLD? Wow, they’re HUGE!), I wouldn’t bother visiting 300 times per day to take my mind off work.

        (Here’s an intermission to let the vocabularily challenged go to dictionary.com to look up “sardonic”.)

        I’d bet my next year’s salary that if 99% of Metalsucks’ normal readership randomly found this band on Youtube they’d still hate the band and grab their buddies and say, “Get a load of this pile of shit.”

        • Azuma

          Yes yes I know. To me though its just getting old, REALLY old and im just sort of disssapointed I guess you could say, that the users of this site are still going along with it like this. I know that the people on here would most likely dislike it regardless of if they posted these on metalsucks, but Its really the second point im focusing on. If these articles were getting maybe 30 or 40 comments tops I wouldnt care at all. But it seems as if most of the people on this site come to articles like this just to post mindless hateful comments and I don’t care if you hate this stuff, I really don’t but why is everyone so passionate about hating it? And more importantly, why reiterate the exact same thing over and over and over again? I just dont like people detesting things like this for no good reason, it’s like making a grudge with something you have had no quarrel or dissagrement with and thats exactly what it seems like. Maybe I am missing the point though, maybe it is all in the spirit of MetalSucks hateful nature. The part that annoys me the most though is that it seems to encouraged a bit too much. But I guesss I could just dismiss it as a part of metalsucks (the mean spirited nature that is) and I probably should but im just getting really annoyed I guess.

          BTW when I said “I know metalsucks is the most hateful/critical metal site in all of the world” I was exagerating on purpose (although you never know, maybe they are!) AND I dont particularly like this band Im adressing the genre as a whole. I actually think this bands pretty damn boring really…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brent-Hacker/1173810278 Brent Hacker

    well its about time i turned this off well its about time i gave u rejection …. lolz

    I’d say one of the tolerable, decent, catchy bands i can listen to in this genre is memphis may fire. They dont have shitty dance piano either lol. check ‘em out
    Live: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-Vf49-dYcw
    Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB5k3UiDdWg

  • Facebook User

    I want to know who thought it was a good idea of fusing mediocre punk punk, with mediocre metal.

    • Facebook User

      I meant pop punk…my bad.

  • johnnywhoopass

    This band id the re tarted love child of under oath and attack attack

  • RobotScythe

    I really wish Hot Topic employees would stop making records.

  • Sambo

    YES! METALSUCKS, YOU GUYS ARE MY NEW FAVORITE WEBSITE! This Romantic Tragedy is the WORST band in existence! And you guys are laying them to rest! :) The sad thing is that this band comes from Las Vegas, where the music scene here is pretty vile and down-right horrible! There are only a few good local metal bands here in Las Vegas. But seeing that TRT is officially a band hated by the world is simply god-like! My brother’s band OWNED this band at our school’s Battle of the Bands! TRT had no audience participation and their banner said “THIS ROMANTIC TRADGEY” (yes ‘tragedy’ is spelled wrong for that purpose alone haha). Great job MS! It’s surprising how this band got signed in the first place, but hey, at least they got signed to an emo record label haha. Also I forgot to mention that the guiatist/singer didn’t even graduate high school yet. And their keyboard player/screamer sounds like a monkey getting raped with a 12-gauge shotgun that’s constantly being pump-actioned. The dude actually believed that they were the best band out of Las Vegas and he was trying to so hard to get everyone into TRT. I was like “oh good for you” and then I LMFAO after he left! Just making everything simple, TRT needs to die!

  • Paul C

    I’ve never seen a “crabcore” band before but I laughed my ass off when I realized what that meant at about 45 seconds in. This is hilarious but now I’m really sad.

  • http://myspace.com/deeperimfalling Al

    TRT…. ugh. they come from where I live.

    Fucking posers. They called themselves metal at one point. Give me a break! xp

  • Myopinionisbetterthenyours

    Not as bad as the other bands on “Shitstain on the ass of the universe” But that’s like saying the shit i made last night was better then the one i made today.