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THE WORST GUITAR SOLO EVER

 Tuesday, September 8th, 2009 at 10:00am by

I started learning to play guitar when I was eleven. That was also the year I had my first guitar recital (which I realized even then wasn’t cool, but what was I gonna do, tell my parents to take the lessons I’d asked for and blow ‘em out their collective ass?). I probably sounded like I was playing with broken fingers, but everyone applauded when I was done because, well, I was eleven years old and it was my first time playing in front of people and that’s what you do when an eleven year old kid is showing some effort.

But why the fuck anyone would applaud for this is just way, way beyond me.

Actually, I think he’d sound better if someone broke his fingers. Certainly couldn’t hurt.

-AR

Thanks to twisted_freak for the tip.

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  • Driven9

    hahhh very impressive Durst. Encore please

    • Urban Outdoorsman

      Encore….HHmmmm.. Not a bad idea. I cant breathe. Laughing so hard. Must get oxygen. or stab sporks in ears. a;dsjkfieruwperivm. Help me please.

      BTW. he has ruined hats for anyone to wear on stage. The baseball hat has kind of become his logo(which is also the name of a gay/lesbian tv station fyi). Im not happy about that and neither is Mr. Townsend(pre shaved dome)

  • prives

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    That just got worse and worse.

    This guy sure isn’t doing himself any favours…

  • Tim

    That was horrifying.

  • Gary

    Is this one of the shredding videos that are all over youtube?

    • Beard

      Damnit. Beat me to it.

  • Carter

    This has been around forever. I’m suprised it’s just showing up now on MS.
    Why’d they have to shoot dimebag and not this fuckwad

    • Johnny Death

      So “they” shot Dimebag? Where did the shots come from? On stage, the book depository or a grassy fucking knoll?

      • Blashyrkh

        Handbags at high noon

  • Sacajawea

    You guys just don’t get it. He’s like the Picasso of shred.

  • Sacajawea

    “Helen Keller could do better”

  • TurdFerguson

    This gives me hope that i can be a no talented hack in a shitty band and still bang hot chicks!

  • Alee

    “…that night, he re-invented the instrument…”

    • prives

      YES! I was just thinking the same thing. Now, if we could just get hold of some Explosion Sauce, then poor old Freddie might have an excuse for this travesty.

      • The Greys

        Fred might as well just stand on his guitar. It would sound the same.

  • http://www.myspace.com/roadrunner_idiot Roadrunner Idiot

    Fred Durst suck so bad cus he dissed bands out there that actually have talent. The 11-year old Axl could do it better

  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

    It’s like watching Jimmy Page…

    • kingheadcrab

      1

  • Burton C. Bell’s Forehead

    Wow, I only started learning to play a month ago and even I can do better than that.

  • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

    One time my cat was walking around on my bass and it sounded better.

    • Sacajawea

      One time my cat was walking around in it’s own shit and it sounded better.

      • ziltoidberg

        One time my shit was walking around and it sounded better.

    • MuthaFuckaI’mAHeadBusta

      One time my got his head ran over by a delivery truck and it sounded better than that.

      • MuthaFuckaI’mAHeadBusta
        • http://www.myspace.com/ihopeyourot DemiGod

          C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

          • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

            Hahaha… nice.

      • Canvas of Flesh

        I like your avatar. Guiness is the shit.

        • MuthaFuckaI’mAHeadBusta

          Why yes, yes it is the shit.
          Brilliant

  • http://www.welovemetal.com We Love Metal

    This sums up this no talent bastard….

  • dlux

    hahahaah sounds like one of those fake overdub mashups. brilliant!

  • Nate

    Just wow. Who let this joker pick up a guitar? You KNOW his parents have their faces buried in their hands like “holy shit, why didn’t we get an abortion”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Dasher/30826541 Matt Dasher

    This was painful. Remind me why I stopped listening to Anaal Nathrakh for this?

    • dlux

      hahaha anaal

  • You Don’t Know Me

    The part at the beginning where he’s playing chords doesn’t sound bad. it’s the second half of the video where he’s trying to “shred” that he butchers the instrument. Fred Durst is a jackass and shouldn’t even be touching such an amazing instrument if that’s how bad he is.

  • Superhans

    to be fair… i think he knows he is crap at playing guitar

  • Fufkin

    Is that a PRS? Axl Rose plays one too. Great studio guitars but ney cool.

  • http://infinitybasement.wordpress.com Jon

    juh?

  • no-ghost

    I ve farted better sounds, specially when I cup them.

    • Double D

      Ya gotta love the cupped fart. Cup and sniff, cup and sniff…

  • Brandon

    i can slap my d on the fretboard and make better sounds than that…

    and did anyone else notice it sounded JUST like everything else Limp Bizkit has ever done??

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Carlos-Ramirez/631635101 Carlos Ramirez

    I wonder what Wes thought of that.

  • Rik

    Yeah, he’s just joking around, he knows he sucks. How is this even funny? Besides, this is from 2003 for fuck’s sake.

  • Sammy

    I’ve seen this several times over the years and I’ve NEVER been able to figure out what he was doing/trying to prove/playing.

  • vegan

    this is one of those vids that just like all masterpieces will stand the test of time

  • DecrystallizingReason

    hahahahahahaha I just got done with a nice bong sesh and this gem is what you guys have waiting for me. there is no better site for stoners who love metal. funny as hell.

    • twisted_freak

      Its fucking gold aye!

  • Andy

    Sounds like something I would do if it were 3:00 in the morning on a Sunday and I was drunk and decided to pick up my guitar.

  • Zombie(really)

    Fredcore…..

  • Facebook User

    This can’t be real. I’m guessing this is labeled “Limp Bizkit shreds” on YouTube.

  • Sean Pulatie

    This is ancient. Wow. Did Blabbermouth and Lambgoat not give you enough stories to rip off for today?

    Years after it happened, you managed to dig up a clip of Fred Durst messing around on a guitar, then put a one-line insult after it. Wow. Go you. It must be so hard to work for this website. I’m actually glad I didn’t win that damned contest. I can’t handle this kind of worksmanship.

    Here it is: Limp Bizkit was – is – a good band. A good BAND. What they lacked was a good frontman. They did manage to write some pretty decent metal, all things considered. There are far, far worse things out there.

    It has become so fucking stereotypical for metalheads to knock on Limp Bizkit and Metallica because they wrote some crappy songs and are multi-millionaires. Instead of spending so much energy and time on insulting what these bands have done, why not put that energy and time into keeping metal alive?

  • Marc

    Fucking sad……

  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bovine_virus_diarrhea The Silence in Between the Notes

    Hahaha.