Comments on: “PROTECT YOUR CHICKEN FROM DOKKEN” http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/09/protect-your-chicken-from-dokken/ Your source for heavy metal news, gossip, MP3s, and assorted idiocy. Sun, 21 Mar 2010 11:43:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: <fb:name linked="false" useyou="false" uid="1639598684">Chris Turcott</fb:name> http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/09/protect-your-chicken-from-dokken/#comment-309365 Chris Turcott Thu, 24 Sep 2009 02:15:04 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20527#comment-309365 I like chicken and Dokken, what the fuck am i going to do? I like chicken and Dokken, what the fuck am i going to do?

]]> By: the future of music is not on the internet http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/09/protect-your-chicken-from-dokken/#comment-300242 the future of music is not on the internet Fri, 11 Sep 2009 14:07:45 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20527#comment-300242 Because too many metal fans quit buying music back in the '90s (because they have no open minds and only wanted to hear their most favorite tracks over and over again and go see those bands play tracks over and over again), many of their favorite bands had to resort to other ways to make a living. This is just one product of that. Many bands may be working again, but it will never, ever be the '80s again. Even Ozzy makes commercials now. Because too many metal fans quit buying music back in the ’90s (because they have no open minds and only wanted to hear their most favorite tracks over and over again and go see those bands play tracks over and over again), many of their favorite bands had to resort to other ways to make a living. This is just one product of that. Many bands may be working again, but it will never, ever be the ’80s again. Even Ozzy makes commercials now.

]]> By: Captain Wookie http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/09/protect-your-chicken-from-dokken/#comment-299304 Captain Wookie Thu, 10 Sep 2009 08:10:18 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20527#comment-299304 At least someone mentioned Norton's laughable security At least someone mentioned Norton’s laughable security

]]> By: You Don't Know Me http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/09/protect-your-chicken-from-dokken/#comment-299239 You Don't Know Me Thu, 10 Sep 2009 04:29:59 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20527#comment-299239 After reading the bit about the manatees that write Family Guy writing ad copy, the first thing that popped into my head was Peter Griffin saying, "This is like that time that Dokken showed up in that anti-virus commercial." and I immediately started laughing. After reading the bit about the manatees that write Family Guy writing ad copy, the first thing that popped into my head was Peter Griffin saying, “This is like that time that Dokken showed up in that anti-virus commercial.” and I immediately started laughing.

]]> By: Harahune http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/09/protect-your-chicken-from-dokken/#comment-299222 Harahune Thu, 10 Sep 2009 03:42:58 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20527#comment-299222 It's just kind of a neat thing for most of it, then it gets to the end with the fucking pelvic thrust induced explosion that makes the commercial the best fucking thing ever. It’s just kind of a neat thing for most of it, then it gets to the end with the fucking pelvic thrust induced explosion that makes the commercial the best fucking thing ever.

]]> By: SourDeez http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/09/protect-your-chicken-from-dokken/#comment-299187 SourDeez Thu, 10 Sep 2009 02:37:06 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20527#comment-299187 It's 80s fury. Pelvic thrusting is beyond appropriate. It’s 80s fury. Pelvic thrusting is beyond appropriate.

]]> By: vegan http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/09/protect-your-chicken-from-dokken/#comment-299176 vegan Thu, 10 Sep 2009 02:03:33 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20527#comment-299176 that was funny, but too bad for that chicken that was funny, but too bad for that chicken

]]> By: T http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/09/protect-your-chicken-from-dokken/#comment-299136 T Thu, 10 Sep 2009 00:56:47 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20527#comment-299136 what the fuck? what the fuck?

]]> By: hibernum http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/09/protect-your-chicken-from-dokken/#comment-298997 hibernum Wed, 09 Sep 2009 21:17:13 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20527#comment-298997 You need a post about technology and has been 80s metal bands. Remember Grim Reaper and Garmin? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpTUJ3XVsRM Maybe all these tech guys were metalheads in the 80s when they were learning to program on Basic? You need a post about technology and has been 80s metal bands. Remember Grim Reaper and Garmin?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpTUJ3XVsRM

Maybe all these tech guys were metalheads in the 80s when they were learning to program on Basic?

]]> By: metalguy http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/09/protect-your-chicken-from-dokken/#comment-298908 metalguy Wed, 09 Sep 2009 19:26:45 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20527#comment-298908 ohhh yeah now i rmemeber nevermind ohhh yeah now i rmemeber nevermind

]]> By: metalguy http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/09/protect-your-chicken-from-dokken/#comment-298905 metalguy Wed, 09 Sep 2009 19:24:59 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20527#comment-298905 Manatees write south park Manatees write south park

]]> By: Malacoda http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/09/protect-your-chicken-from-dokken/#comment-298865 Malacoda Wed, 09 Sep 2009 18:48:11 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20527#comment-298865 +1 +1

]]> By: mrbinky http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/09/protect-your-chicken-from-dokken/#comment-298860 mrbinky Wed, 09 Sep 2009 18:44:42 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20527#comment-298860 Dokken is soooooo rockin Dokken is soooooo rockin

]]> By: The Mudshark http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/09/protect-your-chicken-from-dokken/#comment-298839 The Mudshark Wed, 09 Sep 2009 18:13:23 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20527#comment-298839 Uh, that was a mudshark. Not a "shark". Geesh! Uh, that was a mudshark. Not a “shark”. Geesh!

]]> By: Sammy http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/09/protect-your-chicken-from-dokken/#comment-298821 Sammy Wed, 09 Sep 2009 17:42:01 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20527#comment-298821 Would Don Dokken ruin your internet security the way he ruined every good riff George Lynch every wrote by starting to sing? Would Don Dokken ruin your internet security the way he ruined every good riff George Lynch every wrote by starting to sing?

]]> By: groverXIII http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/09/protect-your-chicken-from-dokken/#comment-298801 groverXIII Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:57:53 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20527#comment-298801 Hahaha... that commercial was retardedly awesome. /Pro-tip... no one who takes internet security even remotely seriously uses Norton. It's a huge joke. Hahaha… that commercial was retardedly awesome.

/Pro-tip… no one who takes internet security even remotely seriously uses Norton. It’s a huge joke.

]]> By: Caspar Colderson http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/09/protect-your-chicken-from-dokken/#comment-298797 Caspar Colderson Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:49:12 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20527#comment-298797 I hoped that they'd unleash their 80's-fury with baseballbats.... that would've been awsome!! (no, I don't know this band anyhow...) I hoped that they’d unleash their 80’s-fury with baseballbats…. that would’ve been awsome!!
(no, I don’t know this band anyhow…)

]]> By: Double D http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/09/protect-your-chicken-from-dokken/#comment-298789 Double D Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:35:53 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=20527#comment-298789 Lovin' the South Park reference. Lovin’ the South Park reference.

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