Comments on: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN EVERY TIME I DIE’S NEW CD NEW JUNK AESTHETIC AND A T-SHIRT

By: GregKlein

GregKlein — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 00:11:44 +0000

(From Right to left) Dude,he farted….not me it was him! Dad…stop touching me…you’re ruining my tough guy pose

By: nolavann

nolavann — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 01:55:40 +0000

winner winner chicken dinner here folks…

By: pete dolving

pete dolving — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 17:03:02 +0000

1984 called, they wanted their right to “bare” arms back but on second thought said ‘just kept it’.

By: shew

shew — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 12:18:05 +0000

please observe how the arm shrinks as the head swells.
typical symptom for douchicitis.

By: \m/Eluveitie\m/

\m/Eluveitie\m/ — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 11:37:51 +0000

Hahahahaha damn right he is

By: Joey

Joey — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 03:52:27 +0000

Their arms aren’t brown from being out in the sun, its brown from all the fisting.

By: Neal Riutta

Neal Riutta — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 03:25:17 +0000

Wesley Snipes is somewhere in this photo…

By: bitlazy

bitlazy — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 20:24:00 +0000

Dad, just because you did this in your Senior yearbook photo doesn’t mean it makes a good family picture. We all look like douches.

By: builtforsin

builtforsin — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 20:01:24 +0000

Farmer’s tans and tight lips are common at the smith family train-a-son fuck fest!

By: statexunfair

statexunfair — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:51:43 +0000

Failed submission to the Broadway production “Danzig Presents: Samhain!” Back Up Dancer casting call

By: \m/Eluveitie\m/

\m/Eluveitie\m/ — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:17:23 +0000

It amazes me how many people spell “masturbate”, or any variation of the word, incorrectly.

By: shaun

shaun — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:12:15 +0000

Every time i die before they started drinking

By: kevin hansard

kevin hansard — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 12:12:00 +0000

List of family activities:
1. Oil up the boys.
2. Take photo that would embarrass the brady bunch.
3. Watch “Hairy Pooter And The Sorcerer’s Bone” and trade masterbating techniques with the boys.
N.B: Charles Jnr has a rough hand and but has potential………

By: Nick Hudson

Nick Hudson — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 02:42:23 +0000

After the picture was taken, all the guys went out and did every girl they could find. Wait, no they didn’t. Oh yeah, they got ass raped instead.

By: ImNorthPole

ImNorthPole — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 15:36:10 +0000

“four butt holes”

By: BruisedMetal

BruisedMetal — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 06:52:52 +0000

A spin off of 3 and a half men will appear on the gay network this fall…set your TiVo’s!

By: sean

sean — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 04:11:15 +0000

the new officail U.S. olympic fisting squad…..the gold is ours without a doubt

By: Gregory Tarbell

Gregory Tarbell — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 23:11:22 +0000

O’Doyle Rules!

By: Me

Me — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 22:56:35 +0000

that’s a tom rhodes joke, in reference to melanin

By: sYgnal

sYgnal — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 20:34:35 +0000

For the win, Bob:

Here’s proof that years of “Pullin’ Pud” doesn’t make your right arm anymore muscular than your left.