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SHITSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE UNIVERSE (PART 10)

 Thursday, September 10th, 2009 at 11:00am by

More crabcore. Don’t these kids realize that it’s never cool to copy something verbatim? Like, Attack Attack! did the crab-crouch thing; it’s retarded, but it’s their gimmick. Copying another band’s gimmick is even more retarded. Their name is retarded too, and I will most certainly not ever remember it. Fuck this band.

-VN

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  • wata

    I spot only 1 v-neck shirt. GET WITH THE TIMES, YO!

  • http://www.welovemetal.com We Love Metal

    Even bad publicity is good sometimes. I think the band will love that you put this up

  • ofekk

    you sir, are a complete asshole

  • Honeynutzz

    Can’t we just pretend they don’t exist? That way you guys can spend more time writing about shit we care about.

    • http://laburroteca.com K-milo

      Damn right!

      • Deaner

        Yea who’s the one who searches for these bands? Search for good bands, that I might care about…

        • Brutalizer

          Win

    • kjetil

      fuck just had a dejavu here

  • Bill

    their legs must be finely chiseled by now.

  • John

    How can you possibly play a one note breakdown and be sloppy. Thats fucking offensive.

    • ZapBranigan

      Screwing up the one note breakdown is pretty sad.

      This is the Altar Bar in Pittsburgh. Its an old church they turned into a club and actually a really cool place. I saw Strung Out there a few months back.

      This band sucks.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesse-Menard/502061034 Jesse Menard

    kids eat that shit up

    • ceth carter

      further proof that kids are idiots.

  • Piero

    Please stop with the Shitstain thing. This was funny like 3 or 4 times but by publishing this you just advertise the wrong bands..

    • http://lavidastrangiato.blogspot.com/ Jake

      Thank you. I’d rather see good bands getting the publicity.

      • The Roan

        if a bands good they will still get on here. however these shitstain segments really make me laugh. i enjoy them.

    • ceth carter

      It was funny the first 3-4 times and everytime after that including this one.

    • ab12

      I agree, it seems like everything on the site is crabcore, an ironic cover, or a daath blog with maybe one post of real metal a day.

    • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

      They post these because it gets people posting. And it is hilariously bad.

      • cosk

        yeah i miss comin on here and being told about awesome bands. i mean this is entertaining but……

  • d00shc00gr

    CRAB BATTLE!!!
    I… LOST MY KNIFE!

    • http://www.myspace.com/ihopeyourot DemiGod

      METAL GEAR?!
      CQC?!!

      • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

        OLIOLIOLIOLOOOOOOOOOO!

  • Max

    Is it just me or does it seems like this band and the last shitstain do a LOT of jogging in place? Maybe we’re all mistaken and these are actually workout videos

    • Johnny Death

      Jogging in place helps to deal with pains that comes from squatting on the pretend dildos.

      • http://troyhartman1@suddenlink.net HartmanB52

        We should really call this GYMCORE…I see alot of running in place, squats, we could sell it in the special interest section where all the other TaeBo videos are. HAHAHAHHA dumb fuckers.

  • cougar party

    This is the worst crab core yet. Fucking fuck.

  • RobotScythe

    Ladies and Gentlemen, our US Olympic Synchronized Crab-Walking Team.

  • http://www.myspace.com/awakenthehorror Dave

    Holy shit, i know this band sadly because im from pittsburgh too, I can’t tell you how many bands that are EXACTLY the same as these kids. It’s real hard being in a metal band around here with all the crab people scuttling around.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesse-Menard/502061034 Jesse Menard

      “It’s real hard being in a metal band around here with all the crab people scuttling around.”

      hahahahaha

  • Zitloid

    These bands make me sad inside.

  • http://www.myspace.com/thequarrymusic RJMrgn

    Whereas on the one hand, I can see the benefits of holding these sort of cunts up to the ridicule they so richly deserve, on the other I think I’d rather a frequent feature along the lines of “Awesome Bands You’ve Never Heard Of” (as opposed to “Terrible Bands You’ve Never Heard Of”; which is pretty much what this is) which would be a) better and b) less liable to infuriate me.

  • http://www.kingdomofnoise.blogspot.com MetalMatt

    the return of Zilty!

    that band is just wrong in so many ways.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-Shaw/617521768 Jason Shaw

    I want to break their arms off like chicken wings. After feeding them their own intestines, of course. Conservatives say that metal causes aggression in youth; WRONG!! Its the youth putting out this garbage that causes aggression. Hang these fuckers by their skinny jeans and let me take out their hearts.
    Also, I agree with the majority: I would spend more time on your site if you posted Amazing Bands on the Ass of the Universe. Are you guys turning into Revolver Magazine?

  • The Goat

    HA! They’re playing in the daytime!

  • Sammy

    I love the girl up front with the tiny pony tail. She (and the rest of the “crowd”) is just standing there chatting with her friend, as if the tools (Not Tool) on stage are trying to pick up quarters with the anuses.

  • Sammy

    Hey! Sphincter-core.

  • Kuranes

    Okay, music aside, try doing wide-stance deep knee bends like these guys. Not so easy, is it? Now try doing it in ball-crushingly tight pants. I think they spend their spare time practicing yoga (and not music, obviously).

  • TrapThem

    This is the worst thing in the world…not just musically..everything about this makes this planet that much worse off

  • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

    Why is the singer moving around so much? He totally doesn’t fit the retardedly slow pace of the music.

  • uLy

    STOP POSINT THIS SHIT YOU FUCKING RETARD. The more you post it the more publicity it gets. Just let it fucking die!!!

  • Timothy

    If you watch w/out sound, one might think they’re doing synchronized aerobics or jazzercise, perhaps,

  • http://troyhartman1@suddenlink.net HartmanB52

    I know it’s coming…soon the keyboard player will be banging his head and not pay attention, then BAM!! Knocked out cold, blood on the keys, while the guitarist squats on his face! HAHAHAH I can see it now, I am waiting.

  • Ziltoid

    The synchronized crabbing at the beginning is some of the most pathetic, yet hysterical concert footage I’ve seen.

  • Ziltoid

    Hmmm, let’s see if my “comment is waiting moderation” now!!!!!

    • Ziltoid

      Damn, it is, and I have no gravatar. Must fix this…

  • Ziltoid

    Will this work?

    • Ziltoid

      Damn, maybe this email will work.

  • Ziltoidia (Hates how his comments are awaiting moderation)

    Will a change of name work?

  • Grymmbear

    Can we get some focus on some good bands for a change?

    I hear Katatonia, Dark Tranquillity, and Blut Aus Nord have some new shit coming out soon… oh, and how about that Heaven Shall Burn DVD?

  • Ben

    Wow this is the first band in these segments I have never heard of before.
    Good job metalsucks ;D

  • DJ

    i love how at about three minutes in one guy forgot to crab

  • poopsmcgee

    i apparently listened to most of that song (until i stopped early) with hell’s bells in the background. i was like “man it doesnt even sound like those guys (using guys loosely, of course) are playing the same song”. then i realized it was my itunes. when i stopped itunes i noticed no difference…

  • AcrookedAxis

    IGNORE THEM!!! Your being as irritating as them by brining ‘em up on your site. Just stick to what you know, and thats writting about good metal bands. And have some Poutine

  • \nn/

    NEXT.

  • Brutalizer

    Beyond horrible

  • mankvill

    Watching the first 20 seconds of this without sound was hilarious.

  • bob

    I love the fact it looks like no absolutely no one iin the crowd cares what they are doing onstage.poor, poor bastards.

    Its funny as I m sure all the old Thin Lizzy, Skynard guys use to take shots like this when me and my peeps were “picking up change”to Anthrax , SOD and Metallica, throwing elbows and skipping/skanking around in our denim jackets and reebok hightops.

  • Mike2

    i watched 15 seconds and i just couldn’t take it anymore… Remember Thy Name, you made me cry because of your ugliness and stupid copied gimmicks…

  • twisted_freak

    Thanks you’ve just amped me up… I’m fucking pissed now. Cunts! haha

  • RobotScythe

    Hot Topic-Core

  • Metal J.

    Looks like these guys might be crab-cotring in the name of the Lord. Looks like they’re playing in a church with the stained glass in the background. I bet Jesus was weeping blood on the crucifix during their encore. Hallelujah!!!

    • Metal J.

      crab-coring…excuse me

  • http://www.metalsucks.net Vince Neilstein

    Every time we post about new bands, 3 people comment. Every time we post this garbage, 67 people comment. Clearly more people care about this tripe.

    • mankvill

      crabcore sells.

      • kjetil

        your both right

        At least theres some entertainment value from the comments, but even they become stale

      • SonOF

        It’s like crack.

  • kjetil

    i hope these kids die a slow painful death

  • SonOF

    What. The. Hell? Kids these days…I don’t get it. ;)

  • TheRooktrocity

    These guys make Suicide Silence seem like Judas Priest.

  • Kevin

    Seriously Metalsucks how about limiting how many fucking crabcore bands you post. Once a week..
    Let’s see some good bands, start talking about underground bands that should be recognized, and some news and reviews.
    It was funny the first time now its just sad how many of these bands exist.

  • Khaymen

    Wow. I hate every single one of you posting this. If you don’t like metal don’t post stuff. Its a great band. I loved every second of listening to them. And your opionons piss me off because these kids are trying their hearts out to be noticed as a Metal/Hardcore/Screamo band and you all wreck their dreams. So go publicity somewhere else.