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DINO CAZARES FARTS

 Tuesday, September 15th, 2009 at 10:30am by

I’m not just speaking in the general sense. I mean, in this video, he announces “I’ve got something for all you,” then lets one rip.

What do you think that smelled like? I’d guess half-digested babies.

-AR

Thanks to Manfred Nuggets for the link.

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  • Metal Fuckin’ Dave

    When they slowed it down I completely lost my shit. That was classic.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Dasher/30826541 Matt Dasher

    Win!

  • Gary S.

    Dino Cazares is fat.

    • Metal Fuckin’ Dave

      I noticed that.

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/62449cbe5ea8d22bcc2e76890fceaa37.png Lord Bling

    Half-digested babies? He needs to chew his food more, instead of just swallowing them whole.

  • Exemplars One

    Sorry I’m a little slow on the uptake here, but what’s all this about Dino eating babies? I’ve been seeing it all over, and don’t get where it’s from.

    • Gary S.

      HE EATS BABIES

  • Bob

    He’s as wide as the hallways at Hollywood shows

  • http://www.kingdomofnoise.blogspot.com MetalMatt

    when he laughed in slo-mo, that was the shit! or fart. or shart!!

    • Gary S.

      Sharticle.

  • dicknballs

    Could someone explain why there’s a banner ad for African Americans with OCD living in Philadelphia on this site? Last time I checked there’s nothing really metal about OCD unless you need to keep checking on yourself to make sure you’re still as metal as you were 3 seconds ago…. I guess that’s kinda metal. Not as metal as a slo-mo Dino fart though, but really…what is?

    • Noel

      ya, i saw some scion adds here once. but hey, you never know when an african american ocd person will visit this site. metalsucks is covering all the bases, man!!

  • IWRESTLEDYOURMOMONCE

    I’m thinking it smelled like burnt latex and vaseline…

  • http://www.myspace.com/uglydirge aaron m.

    that’s actually a song from the new divine heresy album.

    • http://www.myspace.com/uglydirge aaron m.

      now that’s what i call an album leak!

  • http://www.myspace.com/uglydirge aaron m.

    at the very least, it’s a ripping solo.

  • Fong Chung

    His farts have musical talent than the hot garbage he seems to spew these days.

  • Anselmowitz

    The screaming throes of trapped shit.