DINO CAZARES FARTS
Tuesday, September 15th, 2009 at 10:30am by Axl RosenbergI’m not just speaking in the general sense. I mean, in this video, he announces “I’ve got something for all you,” then lets one rip.
What do you think that smelled like? I’d guess half-digested babies.
-AR
Thanks to Manfred Nuggets for the link.











When they slowed it down I completely lost my shit. That was classic.
Win!
Dino Cazares is fat.
I noticed that.
Half-digested babies? He needs to chew his food more, instead of just swallowing them whole.
Sorry I’m a little slow on the uptake here, but what’s all this about Dino eating babies? I’ve been seeing it all over, and don’t get where it’s from.
HE EATS BABIES
He’s as wide as the hallways at Hollywood shows
when he laughed in slo-mo, that was the shit! or fart. or shart!!
Sharticle.
Could someone explain why there’s a banner ad for African Americans with OCD living in Philadelphia on this site? Last time I checked there’s nothing really metal about OCD unless you need to keep checking on yourself to make sure you’re still as metal as you were 3 seconds ago…. I guess that’s kinda metal. Not as metal as a slo-mo Dino fart though, but really…what is?
ya, i saw some scion adds here once. but hey, you never know when an african american ocd person will visit this site. metalsucks is covering all the bases, man!!
I’m thinking it smelled like burnt latex and vaseline…
that’s actually a song from the new divine heresy album.
now that’s what i call an album leak!
at the very least, it’s a ripping solo.
His farts have musical talent than the hot garbage he seems to spew these days.
The screaming throes of trapped shit.