DINO CAZARES FARTS

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009 at 10:30am by Axl Rosenberg

I’m not just speaking in the general sense. I mean, in this video, he announces “I’ve got something for all you,” then lets one rip.

What do you think that smelled like? I’d guess half-digested babies.

-AR

Thanks to Manfred Nuggets for the link.


18 COMMENTS on “DINO CAZARES FARTS”

  1. Metal Fuckin' Dave says:

    When they slowed it down I completely lost my shit. That was classic.

  2. Gary S. says:

    Dino Cazares is fat.

  3. Lord Bling says:

    Half-digested babies? He needs to chew his food more, instead of just swallowing them whole.

  4. Exemplars One says:

    Sorry I’m a little slow on the uptake here, but what’s all this about Dino eating babies? I’ve been seeing it all over, and don’t get where it’s from.

  5. Bob says:

    He’s as wide as the hallways at Hollywood shows

  6. MetalMatt says:

    when he laughed in slo-mo, that was the shit! or fart. or shart!!

  7. dicknballs says:

    Could someone explain why there’s a banner ad for African Americans with OCD living in Philadelphia on this site? Last time I checked there’s nothing really metal about OCD unless you need to keep checking on yourself to make sure you’re still as metal as you were 3 seconds ago…. I guess that’s kinda metal. Not as metal as a slo-mo Dino fart though, but really…what is?

    • Noel says:

      ya, i saw some scion adds here once. but hey, you never know when an african american ocd person will visit this site. metalsucks is covering all the bases, man!!

  8. IWRESTLEDYOURMOMONCE says:

    I’m thinking it smelled like burnt latex and vaseline…

  9. aaron m. says:

    that’s actually a song from the new divine heresy album.

  10. aaron m. says:

    at the very least, it’s a ripping solo.

  11. Fong Chung says:

    His farts have musical talent than the hot garbage he seems to spew these days.

  12. Anselmowitz says:

    The screaming throes of trapped shit.

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