FRIENDLY REMINDER
Tuesday, September 15th, 2009 at 4:00pm by Axl RosenbergFive Finger Death Punch is still one of the worst fucking bands ever to have existed in this genre or any other form of music. Or just sound in general.
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Indeed, they blow.
I call ‘em Five Finger Taint Punch!!!
They probably banged Axl’s (imaginery) girlfriend. No other explanation for the hate.
ALL U HATING ON 5FDP… GET A LIFE! THEY ARE A GREAT BAND! IF YOU DONT SEE THAT… THEN U FAIL AT LIFE!
How did these guys get signed?
Think about all the awesome bands out there that are busting their ass and doing everything they can to make something of themselves, and this band is getting huge. Discouraging.
They got signed by working hard, marketing themselves, and creating music people want to listen to asshole. You people really need to stop the hating. It’s fucking annoying. Why don’t all you genius critics get off your fucking asses, start a band, and make the music you think everyone wants to hear.
” music people want to hear”
You mean 13 year old shitheads who have no idea what good music is yet and casual music fans who just listen to whatever they are told to listen to.
This band is marketed for people who don’t have a fucking clue.
Check out a video of a Slipknot concert and you will see a bunch of preteens in Hot Topic gear, headbanging to nine idiots on stage making music that three people could produce over the span of a weekend.
For the record…I DON’T want to hear this shit.
look you little cunt, your probably a fucking wigger bitch that lives in your moms fucking basement. im almost 18 fucking years old AND I FUCKING LOVE THIS BAND AND METAL IN GENERAL so get fucking laid and stop hating on a band thats completely fucking badass
This is a band for teenagers obviously, and I would bet you know little to nothing about metal except whatever is playing on the radio and headbangers ball.
Your favorite bands are Lamb of God and Arch Enemy, both of which are complete crap.
Shut up.
This is evidently not the website for you, sir.
Simply ridiculous
i hate this band more than a dozen sleeper cells
p.s. these guys are about as heavy or metal as papa roach
yep
I facepalmed 3 times during the video.
1. when the vocalist gets knocked out and starts singing.
2. when the band jumps out of the graves at the same time.
3. when the band “beats up” the dudes wearing black fedoras.
fuck this band
I fucking hated it when i read in metal hammer that they are meant to be “amoungst the best bands to emerge in the last decade.” fuck them.
This band isn’t THAT bad. I can think of far worse…
Tru. no need to waste time hating on this band when CrabCore is slowly taking over our youth’s minds. 5FDP is dismissible, but not worst band ever.
i had never listened to 5fingerdeathpunch before this post. thanks for assuring me that all these years my intuition was justified.
For whatever reason these clowns do shows at a club in my town every couple months and sell it out every time. I’m not going to tell you what that town is because I’m incredibly embarrassed of it.
Omaha? Theres too much of this shit band in omaha
Good guess… but wrong. I bet my town could compete with yours though. Every time I turn around I hear these douche bags are coming.
Fargo?
Lotta shitty bands come this way… OH YEAH RED STATE RAWK ROOLS GO SAVING ABEL! WOO
Nope. But warmer.
Someone needs to pour acid down their throats……enough said.
I’ve never been impressed with this band and this song isn’t doing anything to win me over.
Yeah, they suck. But so does a good 1/3 of the music hyped as awesome on here.
+1
+1
There’s worse.
I’d rather take a Five Finger Death Punch to the nuts than listen to this crap.
i lol’d
OG crab walkers
+1
Best song they’ve ever done
Still would rather lick a donkey’s ass than listen to that again.
I get these assholes confused with 36 Crazyfists all the time. Same shit, different name.
also sucks. blah
What the hell..?? They sound NOTHING alike!
i listened to that shit didn’t the song sound like a ripoff of Anthrax’s Only?
Glad I’m not the only one who thought that. Jeez, what a bunch of tools.
FFDP or Motograter… Which is the lesser of two evils…?
I will admit i like them alot haha, and they are no where near as bad as axl says they are. But then again he likes iwrestledabearonce :P
at least the first album was kind of heavy and angry( it was a guilty pleasure) this is terrible
yeah i feel the same, i never had too much of a problem till they started releasing this shit
FIVE FINGER FRUIT PUNCH!
I don’t hate this band. I nothing them.
Axl, yes they’re not good. But one of the “worst ever”? C’mon man, with some of the absolute ear pollution you’ve heralded on these pages?
I honestly like the lead singers voice. I liked him more when he was in the still as shitty, motograter. I completely agree that this band sucks butt-poop.
what other kind of poop is there?
I love how, with the advent of the internet, “things” are either “teh bestorz evarrrz” or “teh mostest worstorz in teh histori uv humanz”
Seriously, there’s room all along the scale of quality people. If you assholes could pull your collective cocks out of your pretentious ears, you’d realize that these guys actually fall somewhere slightly above average. They’re not the greatest thing ever but they are most certainly listenable. More so than some of the utter crap that gets promoted on this site at that.
there new CD is gonna SUCK BAD if this is their hit single….there first cd wasnt awful but it certainly wasn’t above average
actually i take that back….half the songs on the cd were avg the others sucked
The new cd has just as many fast, double kick heavy songs on it.
i guess the good thing about being a really generic & unmemorable band is that no one will remember them a few years from now. brokencyde, on the other hand is so bad that i will need surgery to remove the memory of them from my brain.
seriously though, axl, if you loathe this shitty band so much, why even waste the bandwidth on them? did they pay you to post something on here?
why with the brokencyde!?!?! why??? heard them for the first time the other day, then i remembered they played in town. i regretted not going to the show and punching faces.
i too am disappointed that you didn’t go and punch them in the va-jay-jay.
5FDP blow, but Killswitch don’t? What gives?
Not even gonna try to answer that one….
Haha yeh wat does give? FFDP are actually heavier than KSE but he praises then religiously.
Heavy doesn’t necessarily equate to good.
FFDP may be somewhat “heavy” but they are also somewhat shitty.
This isn’t that horrible. There is way worse music out there. I’d rather listen to this than Disturbed for example.
I would much, much rather listen to Disturbed.
But yeah, worst band ever? Not even close. I still think Brokencyde is the lead contender for that title.
This is exactly why I read this site. We agree on so so much. This is by far the worst band out there now. Shame on Shadows Fall for going on tour with them. This will not help them at all. Actually it makes me dislike Shadows Fall. Fuck this band.
Fuck you. Long live 5FDP.
i really dont get why you guys give this band such a bad rap. and this isnt an argument or anything im just honestly and seriously curious as to why everyone beats up on these guys…i mean aside from the guitarists ridiculous mohawk/Justin Floey beard combo, obviously. Seriously though, im curious, anyone wanna enlighten me?
Because their music style is that horrible, American, recycled, stadium-rock toss made famous by other such crap-feasts as Saliva and Disturbed. It’s the sort of music that angry men who ‘pump iron’ all day go to see live so they can get drunk, beat people up, rape and murder people to.
so what im getting out of this is you disagree with their music because it’s unoriginal. am i correct in saying that?
I’m really annoyed that Shadows Fall is touring with not only these D-Bags, but OTEP as well. The crowd at those shows is going to consist of the lowest lifeforms on the metal evolutionary scale. :/
forgot to add that this band has one of the most cringe-inducing, just plain awful names out there.
You’re a douche. It’s taken from Kill Bill 2. Get off your ass and go see a fucking movie.
And that makes it more credible?
Someone should do a list of quotes from awesome movies that would make great band names.
Oh, and Kill Bill Part 2 is not an awesome movie. I’m a big Tarantino fan but the second part of Kill Bill is atrocious in comparison to the first.
That makes it fucking WORSE, if anything. Not only is their name shitty, its UNORIGINAL AND SHITTY!
Do you like The Devil Wears Prada? Yeah, they named themselves after a movie too. :/
Yeah I knew it was from the movie, that just makes me hate it more. Douche.
I’m annoyed I’m going to have to rub shoulders with you at one of those shows. Here’s a novel idea asshole…why don’t you experience the fucking show first and then tell me 5FDP sucks. Or OTEP for that matter. You hater assholes are pathetic. Appreciate the fucking music dude. This is what’s wrong with metal. Metal fans are hating on each other instead of sticking together. I mean fuck, the way you assholes are talking, you’re comparing these guys with fucking Kanye fucking West or some shit. Get a clue.
I’m not one of those jaded, hate-everything types AT ALL and I try to support heavy music in every way possible. I give everything a shot, and I like a lot of heavy music that, according to a lot of metalheads, is too commercial, too “soft”, or generally isn’t “cool” to like: Mudvayne, Slipknot, KSE, Chimaira, Shadows Fall, Trivium, Avenged Sevenfold (other than that last album…wtf), Hatebreed, In Flames, Soilwork, etc, etc; I don’t care, I think these bands put out great stuff, and I listen to what I think is of high quality.
With that being said, I have heard FFDP AND OTEP and I think both bands are shitty (OTEP moreso). And yes, I have had the unfortunate experience of seing OTEP live as well…and that was about 40 minutes of sheer agony. So no, I don’t wish death upon the guys in FFDP, but I don’t think they are very good – there are TONS of better heavy bands out there you could be listening to, and TONS of better acts that Shadows Fall (a band I consider very good) could be touring with.
I love Shads but face it, they need this tour. Like it of not FFDP packs the house anywhere they go.
I must be out of the loop, because I thought Shadows Fall was a lot bigger than FFDP, especially at this point in SF’s career. I guess I don’t have my finger on the pulse of the more mainstream , heavy music market because I didn’t know that people gave a shit about FFDP, apparently they are the new Disturbed.
I never heard em before, but from the video, I don’t find anything it any more offensive than the average nu/core band… and the solo was not bad sounding.
The sleeper cell vid is still the mos hilariously bad
-B
If you call it hard rock instead of metal the quality of it goes up substantially.
To call them metal is just wrong. To call them hard rock, more accurate.
I liked the guitar solo, but the cookie cutter formula is predictable like always, it’s produced crap, whatever, i didn’t hate it though.
They are metal… I have never heard a hard rock song with very fast double kicks all the way through..
Yo Five Finger Death Punch I know you have some really bad music and all and imma let you finish but Oceano has like the worst metal record.
+2
The guitar solo was sick. The rest of it, well, it just reminded me of Linkin Park with more “edginess”
Yea, most of their solos are pretty decent on The Way of the Fist too
Better than Skunk Anansie, Living Colour, or I Wrestled With My Balls Once …………. suckface!!!
You’re all fucking pathetic. It isn’t a fluke that 5FDP is the success that they are. It’s because they create shit people apparently want to hear and their live show is fucking phenomenal. As so-called metal fans, you should fucking respect the passion these motherfuckers have and shut the fuck up until you can get off your fat fucking asses, work your asses off, and create some shit of your own. Or you can just open your fucking minds for once, put down the bong and appreciate something other than black metal drivel.
I enjoy almost all metal bands, people need to get past all the genre bullshit, spend less time disrespecting metal bands that aren’t to your preferances.
I really was impressed by 5FDP first album, they seem to going into a more Hard Rock / Alternative Metal approach with this album. Kind of reminds me of Drowning Pool. I didn’t care for this video, song is pretty decent though
Matt, you’re going through this thread calling out every hater with hate. It isn’t going to sway anyone to your cause.
I say let him do it. Defending shit bands is like comedy gold to me.
So, according to your argument, success/popularity = talent? So I guess that means Lady Gaga, Brittany Spears, and the Backstreet Boys are all astoundingly better than, let’s say, Slayer, Lamb of God, and every metal band ever, right? Yeah, I thought so.
I’ll admit, musically, FFDP is far away from being “the worst” metal; hell, I could name two hundred bands off the top of my head who are a lot more terrible. The reason this band sucks, however, is because it’s overproduced, teeny-bop bullshit, marketed through their image of being a “badass” metal band. Their success, like the success of the very similar and equally horrible Hell Yeah project (who also sell out venues all over the place and are deemed as “amazing” live), can be attributed to nerdy kids (see: the kid in the metal shirt called a “loser” and “dork” all his life), ranging from age 10 to 20, who somehow feel empowered by relating to lyrics like these, from the song “Ashes”:
You don’t understand me,
and you probably never will
I got a tendency to self destruct,
and a soft spot for the filth
A hair trigger temperament,
a switchblade for a tongue
I’m a walking one-man genocide
with a black belt in corrupt
[Chorus:]
Everything I touch turns to ashes
Falls away, it falls away
Everything I touch turns to ashes
It slips right through my hands
Love me, hate me
Isolate me everyday that I’m alive
Straight up mentally unstable
You don’t have to like my life
I’m a jinx, a curse, some say, “the worst”
I’m a savage, rabid beast
I’ve been called so many fucking things,
it doesn’t affect me in the least
I’ve stolen, lied, been crucified but I don’t regret a thing
I’m an egocentric masochist with a sadist’s point of bleak
Or maybe you like these thought provoking lyrics from “A Place To Die” better:
It’s days like this I wish that I, wish that I had stayed asleep
It’s times like these that make it so difficult to be
The light at the end, the crack in the sky
there’s no promise for release
No way for me to get away
And all I’m trying to do is breath
[Chorus:]
Searching…for something more
Searching…for something right
Searching…for a sense of clarity
Searching…for a place to die!
WOW, what substance! It might be tolerable if these guys didn’t take themselves so seriously, but they do. In the words of George Carlin, “It’s all bullshit, kids, and it’s bad for you!”
Oh, and for the record, being a critical fan of metal, or any form of music/art for that matter, doesn’t necessitate being a musician, asshole. People are free to form their opinions and you sitting there attacking people for not liking your favorite shitty band doesn’t serve your purpose very well.
Where did this band come from? It seems to me that they fell out of the sky and landed on a video game soundtrack. I could be totally off-base, but I’m from the East coast, and I feel like no one here has heard of this band until like last year. I guess I don’t get this whole Motorgrater, Drowning Pool, Disturbed nu-metal/heavy rock scene (if you can even call it that); I’ve never seen small club/bar shows with bands like this.
I’ve seen them live twice, picked up a free CD from one of the guys (that they were all happy to sign for me) and even saw Motorgrator at Ozzfest 03 (not having heard of them before that day). I hate to “talk shit” on these guys, because they are obviously talented and Ivan Moody does have a great voice and presence, but it is very cookie cutter. You can listen to their CD and go “there’s a Sepultura riff, and an Anthrax riff, and a Slipknot riff.” And Ivan’s lyrics are just way too juvenile for my taste, I work with mentally ill teens that write poems of about the same quality. Which sucks to say because Ivan is a genuinely nice guy. He’s always the life of the party and goes out of his way to make sure everyone is having a good time, even if your just some guy that missed the show and showed up for the after party.
Quality guys, highly professional work ethic, just not quality music
Marketed????? MARKETED???? M_A_R_K_E_T_E_D?
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SHOW ME A SINGLE FUCKING ADVERTISING ! I READ ALMOST ALL METAL MAGAZINES THAT ARE AVAILABLE IN THE USA AND I SAW MAYBE ONE AD WHEN THEIR FIRST RECORD CAME OUT.
WHAT YOU FUCKS DON’T GET, THAT 5FDP IS ON A SMALL LABEL AND THEY ARE NOT BEING “” MARKETED “” LIKE I CAN’T OPEN A MAG WITHOUT A BEHEMOTH AD IN IT.
Count me in in “I don’t get the hate” crowd. Checked few clips on youtube and can’t see why they’re deserving that much hate, there’s some skill involved in it and stuff. II can perfectly understand poking fun of the crabcorists, since they’re apparently doesn’t noice how surreal they are, but these 5FDP dudes aren’t that horrible to me.
Saliva are still around?
The metal hammer fucking loves them
Friends don’t let friends read Metal Hammer.
Was alot better then some of the shit that gets praise around here…
more like 5 finger double penetration….
The lead vocalist looks like Fred durst with a mohawk, sounds like shit, and the rest of the bands music is unoriginal…uninspired and just plain boring.
They probably sold 6897548954954098549 albums.
Have you even heard this band you fuckin pathetic ass lowlife piece of shit. Ivan has been described as the new voice of metal… Besides Corey Taylor and Chad Gray, I think Ivan L. Moody is by far one of the best vocalists in metal today. By the way, who the fuck writes an article like this… “Five Finger Death Punch is still one of the worst fucking bands ever to have existed in this genre or any other form of music. Or just sound in general.”… This guy needs to be shit canned because he obviously doesnt know what good metal sound really is. Go read everywhere else on the net, troll, because you are the only one who thinks that way!!! GOD I FUCKIN HATE HATERS!!!!!!!
The new voice of metal?
None of the people you mentioned have anything to do with metal for starters.
Corey Taylor sucks, Slipknot isn’t metal and I’ve never heard of Chad Gray.
Judging by the way you write ” you fuckin pathetc ass lowlife piece of shit” …you sound like a little kid, who listens to Lamb of God and Linkin Park, so your opinion is invalid.
Grow up….stop buying music from the mall…..find some decent bands and stay in school kiddo.
By the way, FiveFingerDeathPunch isn’t metal…it’s hardrock for preteens.
heh…. then I clicked this kids Facebook icon and everything fell into place.
The new voice of metal? According to who? Revolver magazine?
I’ll admit, I’m a huge fan of Slipknot, a huge fan of LD50 (nothing after it), and one of my guilty pleasures is Motograter, but Ivan is one of the WORST lyricists out there today; his shit literally sounds like an angry 6th grader wrote it. At least Corey can be poetic at times, albeit in a silly way. And Chad Gray lost all credibility when he got off drugs (post-LD50; hmm I wonder why Mudvayne immediately started to suck) and when he wrote the supposed masterpiece “Hell Yeah” off the album Hell Yeah by the band Hell Yeah! Pshhh give me a break.
And mind you, I have no idea what “trve” or “br00tal” or any of that shit is really even supposed to mean other than elitist bullshit. I don’t think black metal or death metal or whatever specific sub genre is what defines what metal should or should not be, but FFDP simply sucks.
You namedrop Slipknot and Motograter. so of course you don’t know how define metal.
People who attempt insults by calling someone an elitist are ignorant of metal as a genre…said “elitists ” are usually the passionate fans who have been listening to metal in all it’s various mutations for a long time.
No wonder I have never heard of Chad Gray since Mudvayne is more kiddy coated shitrock.
Oh yeah? I’m ignorant of metal based on your assumption of me just because I tend to think Slipknot are awesome? And I said Motograter is a guilty pleasure, asshole, not that I listen to them everyday or even consider them a great band.
You are an elitist fuck, just as I mentioned. I am a passionate fan of metal who has been listening to the genre for nearly 20 years; oh no, how could an older metal head EVER actually like “garbage” like Slipknot? You say Slipknot isn’t metal, well then what the hell are they? Have you even heard “Iowa” or their self titled album? To call it anything but metal is to be an elitist fuckhead. You claim to have been listening to metal “in all its various mutatations for a long time”, well, nu-metal was one of those variations and I happened to like some of it, just because you don’t doesn’t render it illegitimate. I like bands from all genres of metal, here are some other name drops so you can ponder them and go fuck yourself, dickhead:
Slayer, Cannibal Corpse, Obituary, Gojira, Machine Head, GWAR, Goartwhore, Katatonia, Opeth, Pig Destroyer, Leng Tch’e, Lamb Of God, Heaven Shall Burn, Napalm Death, Sepultura, Strapping Young Lad, Vicious Circle, Rumpelstiltskin Grinder, White Zombie, Ministry, Ensiferum, Dying Fetus, and Chimaria just to name a few.
Nu metal isn’t metal.
Wow look at all the bands you just namedropped…..YOU MUST BE A FAN OF METAL IF YOU NAMEDROP PIG DESTROYER AND CHIMAIRA!!!!!
Yeah, you listen to some metal, but mostly cookie cutter bands.
Wow, I AM an elitist!
I might as well end this conversation by saying something else Elitist like….
Chug battery acid, failstick.
Enjoy living in your cave listening to obscure bands that nobody has ever heard of (who, more likely than not, sound identical to all of the bands you allegedly despise) thinking you’re the most metal person ever.
Hmm, Ziltoid hasn’t been around this site since his day of glory, but you sure seem to share identical beliefs with him about what is and what isn’t metal. Is this you, Zilt?
And since you’re such a “long time, passionate metal fan”, why don’t you enlighten me as to what bands I should listen to since I only like cookie cutter stuff?
Nu-metal has the word metal in it, but it’s not metal. Wow, you’re a bright one. Tell me, what defines metal, then? Please, enlighten us all, grand master of all things metal.
If you only knew how completely FALSE many of your statements are.
For the record….
I do not live in a cave…
None of the so-called obscure bands I listen to sound anything remotely like the bands you posted.
I do not think I am the most metal person ever, just strongly opinionated.
I am not Ziltoid.
The bands you should be listening to are bands that are not in your field of vision, music that challenges not only boundaries of what metal should be, but break the mold from the cookie cutter bands like Slipknot and LoG…ect.
Although I tend to loathe most of the recommendations that Metalsucks promotes ( The Destro was pretty spiffy though) Atleast they think outside the box sometimes.
Most of the music I listen to doesn’t sound like anything you will hear on Headbangers ball or rock radio which is why I like it, I have become set in my ways when it comes to metal, I can’t stand trendy music….most of it is shit, with a few exception like Mastodon.
The thing is….most of the popular music has a certain sound tailored for mass appeal, which is completely unacceptable as long as bands with real talent struggle to tour and release albums…
The playing field is uneven…maybe it’s suppose to be that way, in any case….I’m one of those people who are always looking for obscure bands, because the often overlooked artists are usually doing something exciting and original.
How people can tune in to band like Slipknot and find it anything other than boring tripe is completely beyond me, but… have fun with your lackwit clone bands, you’ll wise up eventually or drop out of the metal scene all together at some point.
Yeah, maybe stop getting all your metal from MTV.
That’s the kind of trolling I like the most. Love the deadpan delivery.
Fucking radio metal
All I can say is wow. For Metal being a Paria to the rest of the music world and metal heads who are supposed to stick together and be holding their ground and middlefinger to the MTV nation and the rest of the world, you all sound like a bunch of little school kids. This is one persons opinion and some people are getting all bent out of shape about and it is lame. I happen to love 5FDP and Slipknot, am I a Hot Topic person? No. Am I Mall-core or whatever because I like SOME Lamb Of God songs and love Iwrestledabearonce? No. And that is because I dont waste my time hating on a band(s) that other people happen to enjoy, I just listen to what I like and say fuck everyone else. I think Slipknot and 5FDP are a form of Metal, they just found a formula that works. It doesnt make them less Metal by any means. They are heavy, aggressive and know how to tear shit up live. So they got into the mainstream a bit , wouldn’t you love that if your band could have that kind of status? Wouldn’t you want your music to get to as many people as possible? I would. I wouldn’t change much musically if that happened and if I did it would be strictly for the sake of art. Not money. Say what you want about Slipknot selling out for money or whatever because I know for a fact that isn’t true. I have roadied for them before and they never speak of that kind of stuff it is always about music and music alone. They know they got super lucky. I am sure it s the same with Death Punch. Why do you people even waste time arguing what is Metal and what isn’t. If you know Metal then what is it? How does it differ from bands that get lucky enough to make it to the whole world? I really want to know this. And can you tell me that just because I listen to Slipknot and 5FDP that I dont know anythiung about Metal after I say I am really into bands like, Gorgoroth, Burzum, Decapitated, Old School Dimmu Borgir, Opeth, Enslaved, In Flames, Stapping Young Lad, Shadows Fall, Otep, Leng T’che, Meshuggah, Lost Soul, Esoteric, Celtic Frost, Vader, The Berzerker, Gojira…etc. If you say I know nothing about it then, once again spit it out. What is knowing Metal?
Josh, I couldn’t have said it better. Well, I probably could have, but that’s a different issue. ;)
But really, your point is perfect.
Haha. Thats awesome. I just had to get that out there. I a mtired of the crap.
How the fuck can you say Slipknot and Mudvayne are not metal… I will give you Mudavayne present day isn’t metal but their old stuff (LD 50/50 etc) is true metal. Chad Gray has an amazing voice and can scream his fuckin’ head off… Corey Taylor and Slipknot aren’t metal? Come on now you little troll… If Slipknot isnt metal how about you ask all the up and coming underground metal bands what their influences were because I will almost garuntee they will list Slipknot… Just a little background on Mudvayne by the way… They are from Peoria, Illinois and if you don’t know much about the town I will tell you now… They have some amazing underground metal bands… If you don’t believe me do some research and get back to me…
I’m not trying to burn on anyone or anything but to say FFDP isn’t metal and Ivan doesn’t have an amazing voice is just dumb to me. Ivan’s vocals aren’t so distant in relevance as his ‘Motograter’ material. Please stop dissing a band because as far as I know… None of us are making the kind of money, or getting our asses booked on international tours. Be fair, if you don’t like them say you don’t like them but don’t discourage on them, and when you discourage their music you are invading peoples rights to hear it for themselves and make their own judgments… War is the Answer is a very good album and I think Ivan’s voice is amazing, not to mention the massive shredding Zoltan and Jason do on this album.
I guess let the flames begin :-/
5FDP is a good band….they put on a great show. They are more metal than lame Papa Roach and a worse band then 5FDP is fucking Attack Attack…fuck crab core. They suck and shouldn’t be where they are. Even worse than Attack Attack is Dragon Force…who wants to listen to that shit. At ‘08 Mayhem Fest, I couldn’t believe they were there and was so glad I didn’t have to hear them perform. At this year’s Mayhem Fest, before Slayer and Mansion were on the stage more than half of the people were leaving and said that they have sucked at previous festivals on the tour…..they should not be considered metal or famous. Slipknot is good and Corey Taylor does not suck nor does 5FPD….they are both metal enough bands to me. They both have worked very hard to get to where they are and both deserve to be where they are. Metal Hammer is an amazing metal maganize, it has a lot of good stuff in there and so does Revovler.
Alright, all you people bitching on here just piss me off. It should be like this, if you don’t like it fine fuck it don’t listen to it. I mean damn I liked Ivan Moody, FFDP’s vocalist for those who don’t know, since I heard his ghost machine album. I will follow his new shit because while it may not be my favorite shit in the world it’s something decent to listen to. I mean with all this bashing it’s just fucking dumb. And I keep seeing all this hate for LOG. I mean damn I was a metal director at my college radio station and we got their first album and I was blown away. Since then I’ve found things I may like better but just because they’re popular doesn’t mean I’m going to stop listening to them. Shit I feel like I got into before everyone else, like what I heard and still drink from the kool aid they are serving. I mean it seems like sometimes that just because someone gets popular the hate has to come out, which is all fine but no reason to get into heated arguments over the shit. The only thing worse is when the fan loved the band and suddenly hate all that they do because they’re popular. Totally messed up shit.
Here we go again… I thought everyone had already purged their thoughts on what is and isn’t metal during “The List” discussions. My thoughts? FFDP is OK — not amazing, not terrible, just kinda there.
First album was great.
This?
Is worse than horseshit.
Well that would be your opinion wouldnt it… I cant find a song on the album that doesnt really sound good to me, just like the first album. FFDP will be here for a while! Get over it
Agree with the other brandon… Who cares… this band is great but even if they sucked, what kind of lame ass mofo writes articles like this. Oh I’m sorry, I forgot this is a fucking BLOG and Axl Doushebag is not a REAL writer but a blogger, so I guess he can say anything since there’s no need for professional attitude in amateur medium such as a BLOG. This guy is a travesty when it comes to journalism, he couldn’t be the doorman at a small local rag. It’s actually ironic that the THE WORST FUCKING WRITER calls a band and the worst fucking band. HAHA! These guys can play their instruments but YOU CAN’T WRITE buddy.
B.
He isnt even a journalist. A journalist writes more than just 2 sentences to make his point (which he really has no point besides bashing the band). We will jus call him a “free lance cry baby, Lamb of God dick suckin pussy”. Maybe if someo of the people who are bashing FFDP would go see them in concert they would see how intense they are and that they ARE metal! God im over arguing… especially with people who are so fuckin narrow minded. Expand your horizons people.
Sadly, it is YOU who needs to expand your horizons.
Anyone who has explored what is out there in the underground scene would think 5FFDP is boring shit.
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