Comments on: FRIENDLY REMINDER

By: pooploser

pooploser — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 00:18:00 +0000

lol, you said good lyircs…the lyircs are that of a five year old reading level. The ryme scheme is completely cheesy. You wouldnt know good if it farted in your face.

By: LegenDAIRY

LegenDAIRY — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 14:40:33 +0000

Look guys, Five Finger Death Punch is emerging into a high standard of good metal because they are three things.

1. They have a hardcore, thrashing sound and guttural vocals mixed with harmonic melodies and good lyrics.
2. They give an ability to express your inner anguish through music or simply have some hardcore fucking fun!
3. Finally, FFDP has the right image to put out the public and is good live!

Now you hating mother fuckers, I’m one of those teenagers who knows good music and has spotted it IN FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH. They are a good band, deserve their success, and have worked HARD to get it!

If you even THINK about hating on them, you better fucking check your goddamn mouth before it opens. Just because you don’t understand why they are good, you don’t have to hate them.

By: dave

dave — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 00:49:22 +0000

ive got an explanation, THEYRE FUCKING SHITE

By: nota5FDPfan

nota5FDPfan — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:00:48 +0000

Five Finger Ass Punch

By: Gospel of Madness

Gospel of Madness — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 14:41:09 +0000

yep

By: Gospel of Madness

Gospel of Madness — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 14:40:35 +0000

This is a band for teenagers obviously, and I would bet you know little to nothing about metal except whatever is playing on the radio and headbangers ball.

Your favorite bands are Lamb of God and Arch Enemy, both of which are complete crap.

Shut up.

By: 5fdp=badass

5fdp=badass — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 19:08:31 +0000

look you little cunt, your probably a fucking wigger bitch that lives in your moms fucking basement. im almost 18 fucking years old AND I FUCKING LOVE THIS BAND AND METAL IN GENERAL so get fucking laid and stop hating on a band thats completely fucking badass

By: rage

rage — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 01:53:45 +0000

This is evidently not the website for you, sir.

By: Gospel of Madness

Gospel of Madness — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 21:40:46 +0000

Sadly, it is YOU who needs to expand your horizons.

Anyone who has explored what is out there in the underground scene would think 5FFDP is boring shit.

By: Brandon Colby

Brandon Colby — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 14:46:45 +0000

He isnt even a journalist. A journalist writes more than just 2 sentences to make his point (which he really has no point besides bashing the band). We will jus call him a “free lance cry baby, Lamb of God dick suckin pussy”. Maybe if someo of the people who are bashing FFDP would go see them in concert they would see how intense they are and that they ARE metal! God im over arguing… especially with people who are so fuckin narrow minded. Expand your horizons people.

By: Brandon (not Colby)

Brandon (not Colby) — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:17:33 +0000

Agree with the other brandon… Who cares… this band is great but even if they sucked, what kind of lame ass mofo writes articles like this. Oh I’m sorry, I forgot this is a fucking BLOG and Axl Doushebag is not a REAL writer but a blogger, so I guess he can say anything since there’s no need for professional attitude in amateur medium such as a BLOG. This guy is a travesty when it comes to journalism, he couldn’t be the doorman at a small local rag. It’s actually ironic that the THE WORST FUCKING WRITER calls a band and the worst fucking band. HAHA! These guys can play their instruments but YOU CAN’T WRITE buddy.

By: Brandon

Brandon — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:03:39 +0000

Marketed????? MARKETED???? M_A_R_K_E_T_E_D?

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SHOW ME A SINGLE FUCKING ADVERTISING ! I READ ALMOST ALL METAL MAGAZINES THAT ARE AVAILABLE IN THE USA AND I SAW MAYBE ONE AD WHEN THEIR FIRST RECORD CAME OUT.

WHAT YOU FUCKS DON’T GET, THAT 5FDP IS ON A SMALL LABEL AND THEY ARE NOT BEING “” MARKETED “” LIKE I CAN’T OPEN A MAG WITHOUT A BEHEMOTH AD IN IT.

By: West Virginia

West Virginia — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 14:10:28 +0000

what other kind of poop is there?

By: Rik

Rik — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 11:18:51 +0000

Yeah I knew it was from the movie, that just makes me hate it more. Douche.

By: Rik

Rik — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 11:16:44 +0000

I would much, much rather listen to Disturbed.

But yeah, worst band ever? Not even close. I still think Brokencyde is the lead contender for that title.

By: aaron m.

aaron m. — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 06:06:41 +0000

i too am disappointed that you didn’t go and punch them in the va-jay-jay.

By: DaylightReckoning

DaylightReckoning — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 04:58:00 +0000

I’ve seen them live twice, picked up a free CD from one of the guys (that they were all happy to sign for me) and even saw Motorgrator at Ozzfest 03 (not having heard of them before that day). I hate to “talk shit” on these guys, because they are obviously talented and Ivan Moody does have a great voice and presence, but it is very cookie cutter. You can listen to their CD and go “there’s a Sepultura riff, and an Anthrax riff, and a Slipknot riff.” And Ivan’s lyrics are just way too juvenile for my taste, I work with mentally ill teens that write poems of about the same quality. Which sucks to say because Ivan is a genuinely nice guy. He’s always the life of the party and goes out of his way to make sure everyone is having a good time, even if your just some guy that missed the show and showed up for the after party.

Quality guys, highly professional work ethic, just not quality music

By: Brandon Colby

Brandon Colby — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 03:12:46 +0000

Well that would be your opinion wouldnt it… I cant find a song on the album that doesnt really sound good to me, just like the first album. FFDP will be here for a while! Get over it

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 03:00:57 +0000

First album was great.

This?
Is worse than horseshit.

By: Sin and Death

Sin and Death — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 23:32:21 +0000

Here we go again… I thought everyone had already purged their thoughts on what is and isn’t metal during “The List” discussions. My thoughts? FFDP is OK — not amazing, not terrible, just kinda there.