ATTACK ATTACK! HOPE THEIR BOYFRIEND DON’T MIND IT
Wednesday, September 16th, 2009 at 5:00pm by Axl RosenbergFirst of all, major credit goes to reader Daniel Stalder for bringing this to our attention.
Attack Attack! have covered Katy Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl.”
There is nothing especially remarkable about this; shitty screamo bands cover crappy pop songs all the time these days.
However, the lyrics to this particular song make the cover that much more horrifying/hilarious.
Check it out:
-AR
shoot me in the fuckin head..
Auto tune needs to banished from this here planet earth real quick.
Seconded. All in favor?
Aye.
Aye
Aye
Disagree. It’s useful in what it’s actually supposed to be used for, correcting slight tuning mistakes. Metal bands use it in studio too, subtly. However, I am extremely in favor of its banishment when it sounds like this.
If you can’t sing, just shut the fuck up…
this.
yeah, that’s what it’s for. too bad all the girl jeans use it to sound like Cher.
aye
aye
the zombie video made my day but this just ruined my whole week.FUCK
Aye!
This is the song that made them big.. Being from columbus I heard it a long time ago. I fucking hate this band
Anybody make it through the entire song? I couldn’t take any more after 30 seconds.
i got to 46 seconds and i started thinking, why am i torturing myself when i can listen to some vader
Somewhere in 2 minutes there’s a ‘br00tal breakdown’, expected.
haha I fast forwarded to make sure…OMG ITS soooooo FUCKIN HEAVY!!!!! Seriously my head just caved in from the weight of that breakdown
Got a good laugh though. Thanks for enduring listening to the 2-minute mark Matt
That name…..Isn’t a douchebag…
Are you Dallas Coyle?
call that a breakdown? the stuff i listen to has riffs that are as heavy as that. attack attack sucks
You have quit the eye for sarcasm there. I think the consensus is that they suck, so anything stating the opposite can be safely construed as an attempt at sarcasm.
quite
Haha thanks buddy. I thought the sarcasm was fairly obvious as well.
They should have sang I kissed a dude and I liked it
I’m sure they’ve done more with dudes than just kissing…
wouldnt doubt it.
god i love this band
There’s a local record store I used to spend a lot of time in… I ventured in one day to look for a new CD during my lunch break and the idiot behind the counter had this crap song cranked up. There was also a screamo cover of Brittany Spears Toxic in his mix somewhere. I caught the end of this song and when Toxic started, I had to walk out. I haven’t brought myself to go back much since then.
I think that was A static Lullaby, who actually have some pretty cool songs, I was ashamed of them when I heard that that brittany spears shit
toxic might have been played by I set my friends on fire. i know they have a song named “toxic scremo”
What do they mean Attack Attack! isn’t punk?
Isn’t being offensive to every single sense exactly what punk is about?
Win!
I don’t get it. With so many great stuff out there (the new Carcariass, Infernal Poetry, Shining, Black Pyramid, just to name a few), why are you guys giving these worthless pieces of shit attention?
It’s not even funny for fucks sake.
Every time I see/hear something about this band all I can think of is this Bill Hicks classic:
“Maybe you were convieved with weak sperm. Maybe your dad was jacking off and your mom sat on it at the last second.”
I thought everyone heard this cover on their MySpace page ages before this post. I sure did. Two of my mates covered this song in the pub one night, with the “I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it” lyric included. They did a better job of it than AA! did.
I’d like to take this opportunity to say this: I’m no fan of AA!, but personally, I’m sick to the back teeth of having to read these posts about how much AA! sucks. Yes, a lot of us don’t like AA!, they’re trendy rubbish, we know, but we only need to be told once, not once a week, every week. Can we please just fucking move on?
http://visit-x.net/rammstein video for pussy dont watch unless u like to fap yo axl post this shit up its far better than attack attack
I can’t tell the difference between this shitty cover and the already godawful song but stop covering this band and everything they do. Honestly talk about the new Between the Buried and me track http://victorymetal.com/
Not this shit.
i made it through… i am now exhausted from all this shit that went through my ears… bad us of auto-tune and bad screaming must be eliminated from planet earth… send it on mars, maybe they’ll like it for a while…
how could you be so cruel to the martians?
2 words: Mars Attacks!
Attackattack seems to be getting tricky by reversed their song writing formula. this is 4 parts “electo dance” and 1 part breakdown
Can i get away with torture? Would you all back me up if i were, to say… Shove an iron spike up each member of AA!’s vaginas? Would someone give me an alibi?
I’m not sure you would need an alibi. Unless the police, FBI, or whoever investigating were childrens of the scene.
Haha, i suppose. My torture chamber would be all over the news, and I’d have some mug shots in a bloodied up apron… and then I’d get a Medal of Honor for serving mankind above and beyond my duties…
Yup yup.
U-G-L-Y you ain’t got no alibi, you ugly.
..and what does this have to do with metal?
awwww that was a pretty sic breakdown, but come on, they actually kicked back into the beat? NOPE! they had a chance to prolly show some kills like, a solo or something, but they failed. they are talentless trendy bastards taking advantage of the ignorance of an age
it was only 25 seconds of metal in the whole thing, and all these did was do a breakdown… THE BREAKDOWN IS THE FIRST THING I LEARNED ON A GUITAR LMFAO
basically, these dudes are just some boys with some equipment, computers, and some sponsers to pay for it all. DAMNIT THERES NO STOPPING THEM
You forgot to mention their “sponsors” were their rich parents who they rebel against for no reason… Most likely the excuse that “they just don’t understand”… Regardless of the fact that they pay for their progeny’s moronic haircuts, style, make-up and instruments.
It sounds better if you open 3 or 4 windows of this and let them all play and different times about 3-4 seconds apart… its wayyy better
It sounds like a homosexual smoothie in a blender.
If any of their real fans hear this, they WILL mind it. They’ll probably disown the band for exhibiting heterosexual tendencies. I can hear it now….”Wait, they’re not gay? *tears rolling down face* Can you please pass me that Fall Out Boy CD and a hair straightener? I need to drown my sorrows.”
And everyone really needs to stop bitching about these posts. They’re not about metal, because they’re about mocking things that metalheads like to mock, which makes them appropriate for this site. We would never have been able to masochistically listen to this and then make fun of it if it wasn’t on this site. Without these posts it would be just another boring metal news site.
children of bodom could have pulled this off hahahha.
fuck this lets go get stoned and listen to bathory… whos with me
This dude. Right here.
This cover is much better…and actually fun to listen to. I also suggest the cover of Apologize (Sodomize) he does.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJgWhW4AyT8
I laughed. Then I laughed more. THen I broke down to fucking giggling. THen i gave myself postured and chuckled some more. Black metal guys ftw…
Thank you for posting this haha.
NP. Thought it was worth sharing.
Ugh, fuck this noise and anyone who even enjoys it.
FiveFingerDeathPunch fans LOVE this band.
i lasted until 0:02.
:(
hahaha unfortunatly i have been scarred heaps long before u guys by this shit!
one of my former friends showed me this and to my irritation played this on her shitty phone over and over.
fuck that aye
Is this what the kids think is cool these days?
This is of course retarded, but it’s been out for a while now, so… OLD !
He may have kissed a girl, but he fucked the shit out of an autotuner.
Metalsucks once again proves that there is no such thing as bad publicity. Attack Attack’s management team thanks you.
maybe you will go buy it now, but i damn sure wont.
this is comedy at tis finest, and that is the point.
Seriously, you guys write about this worthless band more than you do pretty much any other one. We are aware they suck. Please stop bringing it to our attention so we can forget it.
What are you talking about?
Almost every band they write about is worthless.
Then why are you here? Shit man, you even have an avatar.
YES YES YES hopefully this sends there career down the hole
I cannot unhear this.
this was actually the first song i ever heard from them. hated it then, hated them then. can’t stand them now.