TICKING FOR THE DETHKLOK (LISTENING PARTY)

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009 at 2:00pm by

Dethklok’s Dethalbum II promises to be twice as awesome as their Dethalbum – in fact, this record might actually make you kill people in horrifically violent ways, or be killed in a horrifically violent way, as the band’s fans often are on Metalocalypse. It’s that friggin’ good.

The album comes out September 29 on Williams Street, but our friends at Metal Insider are getting the party started early with a listening party here in NYC a week from today, Wednesday, September 23 at Fontana’s, the site of many an awesome metal party. This is your chance to get drunk, hear the record early, stalk Vince and myself, and throw yourselves at MI’s resident Quaker Jew, Bram Teitelman. Ladies, if you’re not a total cow and ask real nice, I’d wager Bram will sleep with you. Just putting that out there. He’s a very giving dude.

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See ya there…

-AR

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Cefaratti/542463984 Chris Cefaratti

    Oh that Bram’s a real special guy

  • Rolling Thunder

    FIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEE I’LL ACTUALLY GOOO…JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

  • elevendy

    twice as good? on what scale are you using here, i was unimpressed.

  • Dave

    YOU WILL DIE FOR THE WATER GOD.

  • http://www.adrenalinepr.com Natalie

    Everyone come!!!!!!!! Like now. Beat your meat.
    JK come to the party.

  • http://www.metalinsider.net Bram

    Jesus guys, I am giving, but i’m also discriminating. I’m implimenting a strict “no cankles” policy this time out. See you all there. You’re coming right?

    Oh yeah, and I’m also at the Arrow Bar (85 Ave. A) this Friday for the first (and probably last) Rosh Hash-eavy Metal Happy Hour. learn more here: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=250001380541

    Thread hijack!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-Shaw/617521768 Jason Shaw

    Should be a good time. I’ll be there with fucking bells on

  • Kye

    Murmaider II and Burn the Earth alone are twice as good as the first album on their own

  • The Goat

    “Oh no’s Dr. Rockzo is going through withdrawls! What do we do??

    (Gunshot)

    “You fucking killeds him!”

    “No, its just a tranquilizer gun from the CD release party.”

    “Oh yeah, thats was a funs party.”

    “Dr. Rockzo’s partying right now baby!”

    “Hey, what the fuck is he doing here!?!?!?!?”

  • Brutalizer

    Why would you go to a listening party for shitty dethklok? Download that garbage for free if you really want to hear it.

  • http://www.welovemetal.com We Love Metal

    Seeing them live was like having my eyes gouged out with Axl’s penis…

  • Lucky13Queen

    I want to know why you don’t do something like this at Lucky 13 sometime??! Hey now! I’m not a cow either! ;)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kim-Kelly/10515129 Kim Kelly

    I’m butted to be missing this; not so much for the Dethklok, but definitely for the boozing and bro-ing down I’ll be missing. Why did this have to be the day after Sunn 0)))? My wallet can’t handle two back-to-back NYC jaunts in one week. Bastards.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kim-Kelly/10515129 Kim Kelly

    Hah! I meant to say *gutted