Comments on: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN NEW CDs FROM GOATWHORE, BEHEMOTH AND VALKYRJA

By: OldGreyMoon

OldGreyMoon — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 22:42:56 +0000

This is what i get for wanting to try those volcano tacos. Feels like I’m being sodomized by Achmed The Undead terrorist..

By: Sacajawea

Sacajawea — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 13:34:14 +0000

My comments aren’t very funny, but wow dude, there’s some really terrible captions on here. Almost makes me ashamed to be a metalhead.

By: Nate Dubetz

Nate Dubetz — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 05:51:51 +0000

SHIT DUDE, IRON MAIDEN!

By: astronautcowboy

astronautcowboy — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 14:59:25 +0000

The real reason Metallica’s debut album wasn’t called “Metal Up Your Ass” was Lars actually wanted the full title to read “Metal Up Your Ass And Pussy At The Same Time.”

By: john pewo

john pewo — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 14:14:41 +0000

after kicking the drug habit jason newsted and andrew w.k. make a comeback recovery.

By: Chee

Chee — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 20:15:28 +0000

We only bought these shirts cause we have the same hairstyles as the people on our shirts.

By: Skanes

Skanes — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 19:45:25 +0000

We’re so metal we shit mullets.

By: Sacajawea

Sacajawea — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 22:59:22 +0000

Every Christmas, Axl and Vince show up to ruin a random family’s Christmas dinner. Last year they burned my house down with a menorah and crucified my dad. They used their circumsized penises to have their way with me, and ended the magical night by carving “Slayer” in Hebrew onto each of our asses. Santa ain’t got nothin’ on you guys.

By: tallica_fan86

tallica_fan86 — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 21:41:37 +0000

the motley crue loving, slightly more feminine of the 2 surely must play the bitch in the relationship..thank god the controlling grip on his cock is out of frame.

By: Maverick

Maverick — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 21:09:32 +0000

Hey I was told there’d be hot chicks man.
Just turn around!

By: Zakk Walters

Zakk Walters — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 04:46:28 +0000

“Dude, I don’t wanna sound queer or nothin’, but I’d blow Bruce Dickenson.”

“word”

By: Zakk Walters

Zakk Walters — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 04:44:17 +0000

“Dude! This party is AWESOME! Break out the Schnapps!”

“Dude! I thought you brought the Schnapps!”

“DUDE!”

By: Zakk Walters

Zakk Walters — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 04:41:05 +0000

“Dude, I thought you said there were gonna be high-school girls here.”

“DUDE! there will be! My sister’s on her way, now shut up and pose!”

By: \m/Eluveitie\m/

\m/Eluveitie\m/ — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 01:13:27 +0000

You succeed my friend! Keep up the good work

By: Sacajawea

Sacajawea — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 23:47:41 +0000

“All I want for Christmas is my 2 missing fingers.”

By: velvet thunder

velvet thunder — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 20:39:20 +0000

“All I want for Christmas is to be casted as an extra in Wayne’s World 3″

By: Manfred Nuggets

Manfred Nuggets — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 17:45:53 +0000

Though they were forced to go to the accursed Catholic Church by their mother/landlord, Jeff and Gary decided that they might as well make Sunday School as metal as possible.

By: cosk!

cosk! — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 16:18:54 +0000

funniest thing is that this picture of vince and axl was taken just a few months ago

By: Mike House

Mike House — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 14:25:45 +0000

Please dude, i know this is a party, but take your finger out of my ass

By: Dane

Dane — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 09:05:10 +0000

I aim to please!