BLOODS, CRIPS… JUGGALOS?

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009 at 4:10pm by Axl Rosenberg

JUGGALOS

We all know that 99.9% of all Juggalos are idiots (I know one cool one), but are they dangerous? When I think of bad-asses who wear spooky clown make-up, a lot of names come to mind – John Wayne Gacy, The Joker, Tim Curry in It – but Juggalos ain’t any of them.

Well, it looks like certain police officials here in the States disagree with me. Thus spake Noisecreep:

Following the murder last week of a Hazleton, Pa. man by four devotees of rap metal duo Insane Clown Posse, authorities in neighboring Monroe County have classified fans of the band as a gang. The Allentown Morning Call reports that Monroe County joins police in Arizona and Utah as recognizing devotees of the group, or Juggalos as they’re referred to, as gang members. The band themselves are labeled a security threat in Wisconsin.

A security threat? Seriously? The only security I see this “band” threatening is the security of knowing I won’t have to hear any shitty music. And I have to hear shitty music pretty much every time I go into any business. Because somewhere along the way, some rocket scientist decided that a) music should be playing in all stores at all times, and b) Celine Dion and muzak is “inoffensive,” and thus should be the music played in these businesses.

But I’m getting off-topic.

So. Juggalos as a gang. Yeah, I just don’t buy it. Sorry. But I’ve never lived in the Boonies, so maybe I’m way off-base here. Maybe growing up in NYC made me too-afraid of muggers and kidnappers and rapists and mobsters and corrupt cops and serial killers and dudes on the LIRR with guns and hate crimes and planes flying into buildings and, y’know, actual threats to really fear the mighty Juggalo.

So those of you who live in Juggalo Country: am I taking this too lightly? Does the ICP fan base deserve a spot next to the Bloods and Crips? Or am I correct in assuming that they’re about as threatening as your average tax accountant?

-AR


131 COMMENTS on “BLOODS, CRIPS… JUGGALOS?”

  1. stu1 says:

    There’s actually been a number of documented cases of them ganging up and severely fucking people up. A juggaloo in Mass murdered a dude in a gay bar with a hatchet a few years back, then ended up shooting a cop and getting he and his girlfriend killed.

    • jason says:

      Growing up in the Midwest, I can attest to the fact that suburbanite or small town wannabe’s can be more dangerous than real gangbangers. The crimes committed by wannabe’s are often more random because they are just mimicking and acting out what they hear( things like ICP lyrics). Someone who’s grown up around real street violence is more likely to under the repercussions of that kind of behavior. It also usually doesn’t happen outside of their own neighborhood.

      • Urban Outdoorsman says:

        I say go ahead and classify them as a gang. Lets be realistic…they probably consider themselves some sort of tribe or clan, which is the equivalent of a gang. You never hear of them ganging up on someone big or someone who deserves it you always hear of these knuckleheads picking on someone smaller or different. Maybe real gangs like the Latin Kings, Avenues, or Black P-Stones will show them what its really like to be in a gang.

        Freaking idiots

        • BadMongoMan says:

          All fucking gang members ar fucking idiots. not just the inbred dorks that like ICP. To be in a gang is like acknowledging that your’e too weak to stand up for yourself as an individual. In stead you base whatever shred of personality you got in to a crew of retards with ugly tattoos and silly names.

          • stu1 says:

            In stead?

          • Facebook User says:

            Uhh what? Sometimes people are basically born into it and either have to join a gang or die. That might be a bit extreme there but just take a second to think about it.

          • christof says:

            I think most people would happily acknowledge they were “too weak to stand up for yourself as an individual” when faced with a large group of people with weapons. Except maybe Superman, I hear he’s pretty tough.

            Doesn’t seem like you’ve put any thought into it at all

        • JUGGALO!!!! says:

          look, im gona say this. i didnt read all this shit thats ritten here cause the few i did read were a buncha fuckin dumbasses tht dont kno wtf there talkin about.
          this guy…
          Urban Outdoorsman says:
          September 22, 2009 at 6:54 pm
          in particular made me say2 myself this guy dosent know a fucking thing…
          think b4 u say shit ass hole. wtf
          first of all, were not a clan, or a fuckin clan or a tribe…wtf. go fuck urself. were a fucking family yo. we do anythin 4 eachother. and our family has a stronger bond then you and ur fucking parents, or siblings or ur fucking kids ever could. and we dona all fuckin go around killing people. thats bullshit. the fuckin fake ass juggalos tht call themself juggalos jus cause they think its cool…fuck them. they give our hole family a bad name. there not juggalos, there jugga-hoes. so kno what ur talking about. real juggalos dont beat up ppl tht r different. not even close. so ur fucking rearded. we love everyone, except4 all u fucking biggots. we kill biggots. we dont like ppl jusging others cause there different. thats bullshit. so u ppl ridin around with ur fucking rebel flags n shit, fuck you! u shuld die. u fucking nazis, u shuld die.
          the juggalo family is all abbout enjoying life, making the best of everything, for both yourself and everyone else. accepting everyone.
          thats what we do. we accept everyone, we dont like you if you judge others. thats not cool.
          to me and mmy family, being a jugglo is nothing more then a way of life.
          if you dont like icp or twiztid or abk, or any other fucking thing from phychopathic records, it dosent matter. ur still welcome in our family. there are no requirements to being a juggalo. but if you wana call us a gang, go right the fuck ahead. we dont care what all u mother fuckers say. cause we kno what we are, we kno were nothing more then one big fucking family

          • Adam14/88 says:

            yall dont like ppl that sport the confederate battle flag……….. but i have a feelin its because ICP told u to hate the flag. if it wasnt for the song ‘fuck ur rebel flag’ u wouldnt pay the flag any mind. i bet u dont know a damn thing bout that war. without lookin it up, can u name the president of the confederacy? and no its not robert e lee! of course u cant! u dont even know what the hell ur mad about or what ur hatin on! ur like an ant…… u fall in line and wait on the next order from ur fuckin queen. there aint nothin about u that is a free thinker!
            if icp really has a problem with that flag, then how come on Juggalo Championship Wrestling (which is fully endorsed by them) they have a wrestler that comes out with the flag on his outfit? the guy also has a tattoo of the flag……. but violent j and shaggy r really good friends with the guy! i aint even gonna lie, ive watched the hell out of JCW and violent j & shaggy are excellent wrestlers! but that whole “fuk ur rebel flag” shit aint what u think it is! its fake…. just like prowrestling

      • dean-ial says:

        I completely agree. I grew up in SC, a place not necessarily known for any gangs other than small bootleg factions of Crips and Folk Nation, the KKK and MS-13. And redneck wigger kids are pretty much all of those wrapped into a singular unit. They are out to prove themselves and do not really side with any one other gang or race. They’ll fuck up basically anyone that isn’t immediately cool or close with them because they generally don’t seem to like anyone that isn’t a Juggalo or Juggalette. These kids are all pretty retarded (the largest majority of them LEGALLY retarded), and strangely enough, there are quite a large number of these legally retarded ICP fans running around in this country doing whatever they do. I guess smoking swag bud, drinking cheap soda and fucking fat bitches or semi-hot yet skanky bitches that have no business doing what they’re doing that could beat them up. I wouldn’t really consider them to be a gang I don’t suppose, but given all the facts, they pretty much are in most regards. I guess if they put all that into numbers and actually acted upon some of this shit, they could probably fuck somebody up. Any large group of people with a single agenda and a common basis of thought could, though.

    • Shinaain says:

      He and they would have done it anyway – ICP, the music, and the other fans be damned.

    • Watson says:

      I will say that many juggalos are typically dumbass, homeless street kids that will easily gang up on people to rob them. That’s what I’ve seen in South Florida at least. So, in that respect I hold them easily as dangerous as any dumbfuck idiot with a weapon I see.

      Funny story from a few years back, a Clear Channel owned club in Ft. Lauderdale was supposed to have an ICP concert. When ICP decided to cancel the club, Revolution, decided not to open and just post signs saying that ICP had cancelled. The fierce gang of 14 year olds outside deicided to storm and trash the newly remodled club.

    • Uglymicrowave says:

      Any group of any metal scene would get called out like this….

      If three neo-thrash kids beat some dick up then municipal waste would be banned and a gang?

      people can never take responsibility to there own actions…its a lot easier to blame someone else

    • whatever says:

      I have to comment on this being a life long resident of Hazleton. First off to those who commented on small town crimes, we have our share of homicides, stabbings and beatings. We also have gangs in the area like MS 13, Bloods, Crips, Latin Kings and more. I just have to chime in with some details. The victim was himself a juggalo, and a friend of his killers. The reason for his murder… he snitched on them for vandalizing cars. This just proves how dumb these kids are, instead facing some fines, possible jail time, and damage payments, they will be in jail for a while and won’t be roaming our streets for quite some time. Huzzah for us all. It sucks that one dies, I wouldn’t wish senseless murder on anyone, but at least they will get theirs. http://www.standardspeaker.com/news/alleged_killers_follow_hardcore_hip-hop_group

  2. jason says:

    I’m not going to call juggalos retards, because that would be an insult to the mentally handicapped.

  3. Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt says:

    Myself, Dixie-Normous, and Cobra Clutch-Master pondered BRIEFLY going to the gathering of the Juggalos just to live that experience for the hell of it. We decided that it would be ill advised as 3 Loud-Outspoken-Opiniative when Drunk Metalheads VS 50.000 Methed up Juggalos would not be a good Idea. I like to think we could take them all but common sense prevailed.

    Gang threat? I think not.

  4. Shinaain says:

    FIle this one under, “And yet another epic FAIL for the practice of criminal profiling.”

    This is just about as ridiculous as blaming Marilyn Manson and ALL of his fans for Columbine, but then that’s already been covered. The Manson family were jamming to The Doors “Five to One” on the way to Sharon Tate’s home. I dig The Doors – does that make me prone to commit murder?

    Dude, trust me when I tell you with complete authority that most small town cops don’t have anything better to do. Seriously. And good for them, but still.

    Maybe crummy people are drawn to crummy music and that’s the ONLY correlation, but I still think even that is an implausible stretch.

  5. Patton says:

    The fuck’s a Juggalo ? Sounds like a condom brand name.

  6. cougar party says:

    When a police department classifies Juggalos as a dangerous gang, that is a good sign that that it is an extremely low crime area and they are bored out of their fucking minds. I doubt you will see the Detroit or Los Angeles police departments making public statements about how Juggalos are a huge violent threat in their cities.

    • d00shc00gr says:

      Agreed

    • stu1 says:

      Because they’re not there. Small towns where they ARE committing crimes, they are a problem.

      • cougar party says:

        You’re probably right about Juggalos being a disproportionately large part of the criminal activity in small towns, but it more likely just not noticed in large cities with real criminal problems.

        I bet the typical crimes committed by Juggalos are vandalism, tagging, petty theft, and the occasional assault. In a small town, that’s a big problem. In your average city, not so much.

        • stu1 says:

          Exactly.

        • Jacob says:

          Please do not insult graffiti by tying Juggalo’s to it.

          • JUGGALO!!!! says:

            yo, dem fuckin ppl commintin all dem crimes are not fuckin juggalos yo, we call them jugga-hoes. there fuckin fakes. its bullshit.
            juggalos are not a gang. were a fuckin family. te real juggalos love everyone. we dont put people down cause there different. we do the opposite. we love everyone, and the only ppl me and the rest of my juggalo family would ever hurt, are all the fuckin biggots. the ones goin around hatin on black ppl…them n there fucking confederate flags. fucking nazis. fuck them. ppl like that.
            were a family, not a gang, and we love eachother. our bond is stronger then anybond u culd have wif ur parents, siblings or kids.

  7. Patrick says:

    juggalo fans = white trash white trash = crime , its how it works the lower the class the more crime

  8. d00shc00gr says:

    Well, I don’t know about “ALL juggalos” but I DO know that MANY juggalos belong to a wigger criminal organization called the “Nitrous Gang” or something like that. They distribute whippits to brain-cell-deficient scum in urban areas and make appearances at big music festivals. I guess the ENTIRE GANG (and it’s a nation-wide thing) was in attendance at Rothberry this past summer.
    Juggalos aren’t really a gang, more a semi-secret society. They don’t fuel their organization with drug trafficking and extortions (although some of them certainly do these things), but at the same time, have you ever seen what happens when somebody picks a fight with a juggalo? I witnessed five black guys harassing this wigger and they were obviously gonna beat him up and he yells out “Yo I need some juggalos to fight these pussies with me!” and I’m seroius, about twelve people who didn’t even know any of the involved parties stepped up and beat the mother fuck out of the black guys.
    TL;DR: Juggalos are not a gang, but that doesn’t mean I’d fight them

  9. Thrashbuster says:

    I got in tons of shit at my last job for playing a bunch of metal in the store but it was 100% worth it. Would rather get in shit for playing death, pantera, or skeletonwitch than listen to bands like dashboard confessional or Paramore. Worst thing is that it was a fucking skateboard shop. Such a disgrace. That is all.

  10. PurpleRain666 says:

    That is a well-spoken juggalo quoted at the end of the article, at least we can assume one ninja has an education.

  11. groverXIII says:

    Seeing as most of the Juggalos I’ve ever met were a bit, shall we say, “mentally deficient”, I don’t know how much of an overall threat they can be, but then again, you know what they always say… never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

  12. Watson says:

    I think this is right up there with Salt Lake City targeting straight-edge kids as a security threat for the Winter Olympics.

  13. Marcus says:

    Here in Utah one dude nearly killed another with a battle axe. Supposedly they were juggalos:

    http://www.ksl.com/index.php?sid=3896502

  14. RobotScythe says:

    Juggalos are not a gang. But I still think they should be shot on site. Talk about a group that offers nothing to society.

    Juggalos are the poster people for the Pro-Choice movement.

  15. stu1 says:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_D._Robida
    Here’s the thing in Mass. I guess he didn’t kill the guy in the bar, my bad.

  16. http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=22&art_id=nw20090922052931475C441425

    “horrorcore” rap is to blame??? well if you listen to ICP you’re not the smartest person around, but it’s certainly a slippery slope.

  17. Kill All says:

    Juggalos are dangerous….to my IQ level.

    They’re like hardcore kids in the respect that they fight in packs of dozens and with numbers like that, they will fuck almost anyone up.

    Don’t sleep on juggalo violence, most are stupid, fueled by serious drug and alcohol addictions and have no regard for any order or idea of community outside fellow juggalos.

    • aaron m. says:

      honestly, man. i can understand where a lot of these kids are coming from. i lived with this kid who was a juggalo for like, 3 months (he was a chill dude), but he had some serious problems in his life. and really, that’s where i think the connect is. you know, it seems like every person i’ve ever met associated with the icp fandom has come from a broken home or something similar, and a lot of them really do seem to have mental health issues alongside drug problems. that’s not to say that if you’re REALLY into icp that you’re going to be out there doing fucked up shit, but i do think a lot of people who happen to be into fucked up shit are attracted to the band.

      • RobotScythe says:

        That’s fine if they come from a fucked up home. Just don’t take it out on society.

      • o0Stacey0o says:

        Its obviously fueled by a trouble home and honestly, lack of or miseducation. How many Juggalo’s do you know that actually graduated high school? They have a desire for family, which is some weird way being a Juggalo provides for them. A gaggle of uneducated and metally ill teenagers are shockingly dangerous. When you don’t have logic in play, no action is off limits. Its a fucked up truth. I live in the suburbs of Detroit. Trust me, I see these douchebags all over the place. I judge the shit out of them, but at the end of the day, I couldn’t imagine what would be so bad in life that your forced to turn to something like ICP for comfort. haha, honestly though. Think about it. Yikes.

    • Adam14/88 says:

      very true statement….. a large group of stampeding 12 year old girls at a backstreet boys concert can be deadly too, hahaa! but as for grown ass men ganging up on me……. thats what my Kimber Rature II 1911 .45ACP is for :)

  18. SourDeez says:

    Just because some Juggalos did some fucked up shit dosen’t make them a gang. In order to be a gang, EVERY member has to be consistently plotting criminal activity, not just a few people here and there. I don’t think many Juggalos at The Gathering were plotting money laundering schemes, stabbing each other, shipping cocaine and heroin across the border, or selling illegal firearms. THAT is what gangs do. Gangs don’t wear clown paint and listen to horrendous wigger music.

    • stu1 says:

      Ummm no, that’s NOT what defines a gang. Nor are those activities the sole defining activities which define a “gang.”

      • SourDeez says:

        Of course those aren’t the sole defining characteristics, they’re just some examples of what gangs do. In order for a group to be considered a threatening gang, they must be involved in organized crime. If they’re not all or mostly criminals, it’s not a gang.

  19. Nate says:

    around where i live they act like gangs… in ogden you have creepy mexican drug dealers and juggalos. My friend almost got killed by a pack of them until some of our buddies showed up and helped him out… They count as a gang because they hang out in packs (hence the classification as some sort of group), and are generally violent and ignorant, hence the term gang. I mean, they can’t organize coherently worth shit, so I suppose they’ll never be called a mob…

  20. Failure says:

    What plane where? Oh you mean a missle…your bad.

  21. I went to a club this past friday that has a juggalo night on the 2nd floor of the club. i went to see what they do up there. They were using an alligator raft that you would lay on in a swimming pool & playing slip-n-slide with it. So to compare them to a gang would be no, but comparing them to the retarded. Yes.

  22. SourDeez says:

    Being prone to violence and hanging out in groups does not make you a gang. It makes you LIKE a gang, which is what Juggalos are. Gangs require organization and plotting.

  23. Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt says:

    They’re winning as we argue over this Topic.

  24. Cody says:

    their only threat is idiocy.
    such as the fact that they can take lyrics seriously enough to try to repeat them.
    or trying to repeat anything they are told in the first place.
    personally, they should be found innocent of murder.
    just given a public execution for being so stupid.

  25. BruisedMetal says:

    If its not the drug dealers its the clowns.. will our streets ever be safe again?

  26. leroydragon says:

    I hope this shit doesnt take off in Australia, although I have seen a couple of Juggalo’s at shows around Australia, I always figured they were Sting / Crow fans – equally as retarded as these fucken idiots.

  27. ipc4me says:

    YO MAN US JUGGALOPES R NO FUCKIN DANGEROS N SHIT WE JUST LIKE GOOD TIMEZ N HAVING FUN LIKE ALL U FUCKERS SO JUS NOT PASS FUCKIN JUDJEMET ON US ALL CUZ A FEW FUCKIN JUGGLOOS WER FUKED N DA HEAD N WENT OFF N SHIT WE ALL BASEICLY GUD PEEPS BUT EVRY NOW N DEN SUM FUCKER JUS LOOSES HIS BRIAN AND HASTA FUCKIN SNAP YOU KNOW? IT HAPENNS IN EVRY FUCKIN PLACE IN DA WHOLE FUCKIN EARTH PLANET N DAS WHY LOTSA DIFRENT FUCKERS R IN JAILS EVEN THO ITS MOSTLY MEXICANOS N BLACK COLORED FOKES IN DA PRISON JAILS. JUS SAYIN DONT LET 1 TYPE OF PERSUN FRUM A BIG GROUP OF PEOPEL RUIN HOW U THINK OF ALL US JUGGLAOS CUZ WE LIKE 2 FUCKIN GET DOWN N SHIT WITH HOS N ROKK DA FUCK OUT TO IPC CUZ THEY FUCKIN RULE N SHIT N WE LIKE FAYGO IN DA 3 LEETIR BOTTALS N WE MOSTLY JUS LIKE RELLY BIG HOS CUZ EVRY1 NOS BIG TITS R DA WAY TO GO N SHIT YA FUCK WE JUST WANT PIECE N LOVE N ICP N BIG FUCKIN TITS LIKE ALL U MUTHAFUKCERS

    PIECE OUT IMA GO LISEN SOME ICP N NOT START SUM SHIT CUZ IMA FUCKIN PIECEFUL JUGALO N IMA GO FUK MY BIG WOMAN NUTHIN BUT LOVE 4 YALL CUZ JUGGALOPES AINT GUNNA START NO SHIT WE JUST LIKE 2 HAVE FUN

  28. BruisedMetal says:

    I cant understand half of what that guy just wrote… Gansta clowns are fuckin retarded anyway you look at it and no one can convince me otherwise

  29. Ryan says:

    if you get beat up by a gang of juggalos, you should just kill yourself. give up on life. 9 out of 10 juggalos are the worst shape, fattest, ugliest,dumbest, dirtiest people you ever seen in your life.

  30. Zee says:

    That’s one of things that make me glad I don’t live in US. Thought of (any kind of) rock fans organising themselves to be bunch of violent twats (not even a gang – just violent bunch) boggles my mind. Can you just push all of them into the sea with bulldozers and replace them with bunch perfectly adjusted fans of, I dunno, Gojira?

    • Steve says:

      I wish I know one Gojira fan, but I live in Phoenix and there were maybe 200 people at their last concert. I’m not a good guesstimator of attendance. But it was pretty shitty for a metropolitan population of 5 million. Pelican opened the show, so that probably turned away a few dozen.
      Phoenix is not a metal town. But we probably have a huge contingent of juggalos and Five Finger Death Punch fan club members.

  31. dot says:

    “the juggs” doesn’t sound as menacing as “the bloods” or “the crips”.

  32. They are a security threat, you can’t put that many losers in one room and have a normal society feel safe. God I loath these people.

  33. braincake says:

    the attack! attack! gang and the juggalos should go at it.

    crabs versus clowns!!

  34. Steve says:

    In Arizona too? Must have been the idiot sherrif Joe Arpaio that was afraid of these retards. He is a bigger tool than any Juggalo douchebag- which is fucking saying something.

  35. Gangsign Conspirator says:

    We aren’t a gang like the bloods and crips are a gang, we dont have anyone in control of anyone else, fuck wisconsin.

  36. Rik Powell says:

    “Rap metal”? I guess I’m lucky and haven’t actually heard that much ICP, ’cause none of their stuff I’ve heard has resembled metal in any way.

  37. BruisedMetal says:

    There goes the neighborhood!

  38. Tim says:

    I think that, basically, someone ignorant enough to be a Juggalo is probably ignorant enough that they’re going to be involved in possibly violent criminal behavior. Does this make them a gang? No. Just a bunch of idiots with similar musical taste.

    • Fausto says:

      You clearly haven’t been stuck with a group of them on public transit taking pills and talking about crack.

    • kjetil says:

      My thought exactly mate

      • JUGGALO!!!! says:

        u guys is gona get killed if u dont cut this shit out. we are violent when we think its nessicary. we wont kill ppl jus4 the fuck of it. but if u b profilin, and judgin ppl, like you are doing2 us right now, or if ur in the kkk, or if ur a faggot nazi…we will not hesitate in cuttin ur fuckin throat.

        • Adam14/88 says:

          i seen a few juggalos get turned out while i was in prison :)
          they looked pretty tough when they came in…… typical wiggers……….
          that shit dont work when ur in the cage.
          all of the black guys laughed at them and made sexual jesters. later they came to the whites and were sexually assaulted by an extremely violent gang called WAR(white aryan resistance)
          point is: they were all talk!
          i did 4 yrs for fuckin one of those pussy juggalos up for robbing a 13 year old kid. he was a real tough guy when he was beatin up a child, but not so much while i stumped his fuckin jaw in.
          you seem to think that us white supremacists are little girls r something…….. u aint ever seen a real thoroughbred like me ;)
          aint nobody getting killed on my side of the fence

  39. Jared says:

    “This is the train to…. Penn Station
    Next stop is …. Woodside Facility”

  40. DecrystallizingReason says:

    I think the only people that really think Juggalos are badass gang members are the Juggalos themselves.

    • JUGGALO!!!! says:

      you will never meet a juggalo, that will concider juggalos being a gang. so u dont kno wtf ur talking about. we are a fucking family. the bond between me and my juggalo family is stronger then any bond u culd have with your parents, siblings or even ur fucking retarded kids. so fuckoff!!! u dont kno shit. id die for and other juggalo, no fucking question about it.

  41. axelll4545 says:

    Fuck that we juggalos are outcasted by you bitches we are not a gang more of a fammily and so what if they killed a cop? If they deserve it then fuck so y don’t you just quit dissing us and worry bout your own damn probblems

  42. JUGGALO!!!! says:

    look, im gona say this. i didnt read all this shit thats ritten here cause the few i did read were a buncha fuckin dumbasses tht dont kno wtf there talkin about.
    this guy…
    Urban Outdoorsman says:
    September 22, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    in particular made me say2 myself this guy dosent know a fucking thing…
    think b4 u say shit ass hole. wtf
    first of all, were not a clan, or a fuckin clan or a tribe…wtf. go fuck urself. were a fucking family yo. we do anythin 4 eachother. and our family has a stronger bond then you and ur fucking parents, or siblings or ur fucking kids ever could. and we dona all fuckin go around killing people. thats bullshit. the fuckin fake ass juggalos tht call themself juggalos jus cause they think its cool…fuck them. they give our hole family a bad name. there not juggalos, there jugga-hoes. so kno what ur talking about. real juggalos dont beat up ppl tht r different. not even close. so ur fucking rearded. we love everyone, except4 all u fucking biggots. we kill biggots. we dont like ppl jusging others cause there different. thats bullshit. so u ppl ridin around with ur fucking rebel flags n shit, fuck you! u shuld die. u fucking nazis, u shuld die.
    the juggalo family is all abbout enjoying life, making the best of everything, for both yourself and everyone else. accepting everyone.
    thats what we do. we accept everyone, we dont like you if you judge others. thats not cool.
    to me and mmy family, being a jugglo is nothing more then a way of life.
    if you dont like icp or twiztid or abk, or any other fucking thing from phychopathic records, it dosent matter. ur still welcome in our family. there are no requirements to being a juggalo. but if you wana call us a gang, go right the fuck ahead. we dont care what all u mother fuckers say. cause we kno what we are, we kno were nothing more then one big fucking family

    • copper9 says:

      Get organized if you guys dont wana look bad. Shut the dumb asses in your group up! Ever heard of PR? Look into it… you could get away with alot more without being called white trash. Lay low find a smart guy, (if you have one) and let him do the talking. Juggalos are loosing cool points fast, grow up, and smartn up!

      • JUGGALO!!!! says:

        the fucking thing is, nobody listens to all thr real juggalos. were underground. we dont all paint our face everyday. we dont all kill ppl. we dont even all like icp. the real juggalos dont show off the fact that there a juggalo. its the people that wana call themself a juggalo cause they think its cool or some shit, its them that give us a bad name. and ud be suprised. many juggalos are quite smart. im actuially pretty smart myself. mayb i dont seem like it when im typing, but thats cause dis is a fuckin internet bloglike thing. so who gives a fuck. but it isnt like were all highschool dropouts. we kno whats goin on. and we dont care what u think of us. like i was sayin b4, if u wana call us a gang, go ahead. were not, but were not gona fight it. we know what we are. we kno how strong our bond is, and thats all that matters to us

  43. I don’t like that I’m no longer the only juggalo impersonator on this site

  44. Robbinbankz187 says:

    You say “don judje yooh cauz o wut some udder juggalos did” Well dude you just fucking proved everyone on here right.. You all make yourselves look fucking ignorant. You drink nasty fucking faygo and fuck fat whores you all look fucking disgusting your clothes never match.. Down here crips and bloods beat these kids nearly to fucking death every weekend at the mall. They call around and warn their friends not to come out because there’s a crips VS juggalos war going on at the fucking mall.. You’re not badasses. Nobody respects any of you..Nobody fears any of you.. You’re all a bunch of dumb fuck kids that got molested or beat by your parents.. Yes they fight in large numbers.. But with hatchets? Come on.. Whats the point? People have guns.. And i have personally seen large groups of juggalos scatter like fucking roaches when a gun is pulled. You motherfuckers will turn on each other quicker than shit.. I roll solo and fear no man..clown face or bare face.. Fuck you INBRED CLOWN PUSSIES. Point blank.

  45. Ekka says:

    I love the music, the bands, and the faygo…but so many fans just make a bad example of those of us who actually have an education, and have better things to do than say the word “fuck” every two seconds, and bitch for thirty minutes about people who just might find them annoying.
    I mean, if ANYONE has an unhealthy obsession for something, it’s annoying as hell. Such as the very recent “twilight” obsession. It really irritates me when people go around wearin twilight gear every day and talk about nothing but “edward”. ugh.
    Yeah, be a juggalo. Blast the music. Sport the gear. Go to concerts and wear the makeup. Go to the gathering. Chill with other juggalos and juggalettes.
    But don’t be a white trash dipshit…PLEASE.
    Juggalo or not…White trash rednecks are annoying as hell.
    I love me a juggalo if he’s not a retard. But sadly, so many ARE. It’s embarrassing!

  46. devon says:

    YO FURR REAL BLOOD OR CRIPS SET WOULD DESTROY A WHOLE JUGGALO SQUAD OR W/E

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