EDDIE VAN HALEN TAKES BIG SHITS

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009 at 12:30pm by

So, as previously announced, Eddie Van Halen was on Two and a Half Men last night. At least, that’s what Allyson at Bring Back Glam tells me. I missed it, because I was watching Gojira. And because I love myself.

But Allyson has the cameo clip, which is below. It’s as cheesy as you’d expect.

So… I guess the question is, would you use the shitter right after EVH warned you that you might wanna wait a beat? Would the smell of his poo floating into your nostrils disgust you, or are you such a sycophant that you’d think “Yeah! Eddie’s poo molecules will now forever be a part of me. History and I have finally intertwined.”

These are the kinds of things I think about.

-AR

  • dicknballs

    I’d much rather just shit all over Eddie instead, thank you very much.

    • You Suck

      I’ll hold him down. I still can’t believe Trey azagthoth looks up to this cunt.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin

        No need to shit on good ol’ EvH. He’s already done that to his legacy.

        • You Suck

          Too true.

  • Kuranes

    For a guy who’s had hip replacements, mouth cancer and god knows what else, he doesn’t look too bad.

  • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

    Love him or hate him, if you play overdriven guitar, you kinda owe your ass to him.

    • jaahn

      that’s funny. i thought i owed my ass to Link Wray???

      • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt

        Link Wray didnt play ‘Eruption’. However good name Drop on Mr Wray. Rumble.+1

        • jaahn

          i’ll give you that. “Eruption” was, still is, and will always be the shit!

  • Sammy

    Maybe EVH should put “Two Burritos and a Root Beer Float” on the next record. That’s the best riff he’s written in 20 years.

    • You Suck

      BaZing!!!

  • TurdFerguson

    The way i see it, he’s been shitting on us all since 1985.

  • BruisedMetal

    WOW even more reason to never watch that show