Comments on: FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH LOCATE THEIR ASSHOLE

By: Stevie

Stevie — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 05:17:40 +0000

Fuck the fucking fuckers.

By: mrak

mrak — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 20:36:58 +0000

rediculous.

By: Buttor

Buttor — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 14:56:09 +0000

It’s funny how you’re all butthurt just because you like the band, and then act like you know how to make the world a better place without MetalSucks… Take it easy boy, If you had a brain, you’d just think it was funny, just like the rest of us humans, and get on with it… But it’s ok you know, I like some shitty bands too, some of which are even regularly made fun of on this site… But there is no way I’m giving names so don’t ask ok ?

By: SourDeez

SourDeez — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 14:47:51 +0000

Oh and I know their history, their singer is from that horrendous Motograter band. The one where the guy “invented” an instrument, which was a cool idea on paper except it just sounded like a bass with some metallic percussion and they used it to play terrible nu-metal. Their drummer is from W.A.S.P. Their musical history is that of a turd in the sewer. Unprofessional is getting too wasted and disappearing right before you have to go on tour. In fact, I don’t think it gets much more unprofessional than that.

By: SourDeez

SourDeez — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 14:41:48 +0000

I find it hilarious when people get their panties in a knot just because someone poked fun at a band. Reading some of these comments, you react as though Axl called your mother a whore. Are you people really so “righteous” that you think having a laugh at a popular artist’s expense is a terrible thing to do? It’s called humor. There is absolutely nothing wrong with making fun of an artist you don’t like, it’s perfectly natural and plenty of intelligent people do it all the time. It can’t just be thoughtful criticism 24/7, sometimes it’s completely appropriate and acceptable to take a cheap shot at an artist for fun. Lighten up.

By: Gunter

Gunter — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 09:31:45 +0000

Congrats Axl, you just hit a new low! Wow, that’s some pretty offensive shit about somebody you don’t even know or know anything about. I can’t find an expression that would cover the lameness this really requires because “unprofessional” stopped at TMZ, you guys are way below that. Blabbermouth should get a Pulitzer compared to this site. I follow 5FDP for awhile so I’m far more educated on their history BUT I’m not even going to get into it with the Dungeons and Dragons crowd here.

They are like Beavis on caffeine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, uhhm… yeah uhhmm Axl King of all trolls yes you are great, you called this guy an asshole Yeah yeah uhmm you so cool, you really said it this time, yeah… he is an aaaasshhole ! haha yeah yeah yeah uhm yeah…. he sucks yeah. Hilarious that you have the audacity to call 5FDP fans stupid! Just WOW man just WOW! Look at the majority of your readers.

By: Josh

Josh — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 03:57:00 +0000

No not really my band is Death Metal. Nothing about my life sucks at all.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 03:43:18 +0000

I think that they all went missing but him, and then he found them. Not the other way around.

By: leroydragon

leroydragon — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 03:32:21 +0000

this bands sucks, your band might not suck, but if you like this band, it probably sucks, sucks to be you Josh.

By: leroydragon

leroydragon — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 03:29:27 +0000

By: Josh

Josh — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 02:11:19 +0000

I agree with you on everything except the lame part. I am a VERY serious metal fan and I enjoy their music. But that is all your opinion, like I said I never said people should or have to like this band.

By: SourDeez

SourDeez — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 23:07:00 +0000

As I said in the previous article, there are plenty of musicians who try way harder and make much more of an effort than this band, who live on the street. Zoltan probably isn’t much of a hard worker if he has the time on his hands to drink too much and disappear right before a tour. That’s highly unprofessional. The fact is, we’re talking shit because a) This guy is just really lucky to be able to make money in the music business, and there are much better musicians who deserve to be in his shoes and b) FFDP is one of the lamest bands in the universe, at least in the eyes of serious metal fans. Plenty of people don’t deserve their status in the music industry. This band is a perfect example.

By: Josh

Josh — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 22:38:10 +0000

Yeah your right but the whole point of that was at least bands who do play those kind of gigs are at least trying. I know it isnt completly doing something with your life cuz you still have to have a job just to be able to afford half the expenses that go into a band and for the traveling.

By: Josh

Josh — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 22:34:35 +0000

I just realised something, the whole shit about what are you doing with your lives thing was pretty uncalled for. I mean no disrespect to anyone who reads that part of my rant. I just get really irritated with what people say on these things sometimes and that causes me to say things like that. I cant lie either I enjoy the gossip on this page it just seems to be about bands that I dig because I love all kinds of metal and they just fall into these kind of stories.

By: stu1

stu1 — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 22:31:15 +0000

No, I would definitely tell them how lame they are, in person. If you life has been ‘touched” by this band, I’m completely speechless.

By: Myopinionisbetterthenyours

Myopinionisbetterthenyours — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 22:30:35 +0000

He most likely was found in a gay strip club.

By: stu1

stu1 — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 22:29:56 +0000

You’re a chooch, as well.

By: DemonicLemming

DemonicLemming — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 22:29:40 +0000

Newsflash, dude: playing a couple backwater gigs doesn’t exactly qualify as “doing something with your life”. When these guys make a real contribution to society, let me know.

By: Grymmbear

Grymmbear — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 21:57:32 +0000

Yay. I’m glad. Really!

*goes back to playing the Persona remake on the PSP*

By: Mathew James Saunders

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 21:52:40 +0000

His leads are actually pretty damn good (on the first album) the new album is horrible in comparison, they’re one of those bands I listen to occasionally when I have friends in my car that dont listen to extreme forms of music