CALVIN & HOBBES GO METAL

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009 at 10:30am by

calvin and hobbes death metalCalvin & Hobbes is the reading material of choice in the shitter of the MS Mansion Vince Division. Imagine my delight, then, when I stumbled upon the above gem (click to enlarge). Bill Watterson is a genius.

-VN

  • SourDeez

    I think he really bought AnB’s “Frozen Corpse Stuffed With Dope”.

  • Boob

    weird… i just randomly read this at my chiropractor’s office yesterday….. i had a good little chuckle

  • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

    Ahhh, sweet nostalgia.

  • Harut

    I LOVE Calvin and Hobbes! this is a great skit

  • bucketochicken

    I was reading “Something Under the Bed is Drooling” last night before bed.

  • orbital

    Lol, so old. But so awsome.

  • Dillon

    I remember seeing that before. Calvin rules.

  • Bill

    I miss Calvin & Hobbes………

  • Sammy

    Bill Watterson retiring when he did would be like Ted Williams retiring after the 1949 season.

    • Gossamer Axe

      Reminiscing about your childhood back in the 40s again?

      • Sammy

        Good one! That’s funny. Nope, just have too much baseball history knowledge in my head and a dad who grew up in the ’30s and ’40s.

  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

    Definitely bathroom reading material

  • Mark

    Ahhh that takes me back… I should really root out my old Calvin & Hobbes books someday, nothing like a bit of nostaliga!

  • Facebook User

    Calvin & Hobbes is seriously the greatest comic ever made.

    Also, fuck Doonesbury.

  • Sandwiches

    Man fuck Garfield too.

  • DidgeryDo

    Calvin and Hobbes was consistently funny, socialyl concious and well drawn. I can’t think of any other
    comics that were / are as good.

  • fuckallyall

    all you fucks on here can cry to me all you want… i could give a shit. but this ‘comic’ above is COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT. there’s a reason why Bill Waterson never gave away the rights to his strip, it’s so people wouldn’t deface his strips, or stick logos of Calvin pissing on another car companies logo on the back of their car window.
    that being said, i appreciate the humour, have EVERY SINGLE BOOK, i think Calvin and Hobbes is the greatest comic strip EVER, and enjoy metal/hardcore (particularly the New Orleans scene) but this modification of Mr. Wattersons strip is neither funny or original. it’s fucking gay as shit. hey, just like all yall.

    fuck you.

    reply all you want, i won’t check back and didn’t check the ‘notify me of followup comments’. do your worst!

    • Sammy

      You are as dumb as asphalt. That is an unaltered strip.

      • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

        Yes

    • fuckallyall

      just to add, not that i have the time to look up this strip right now, but even if this strips text wasn’t ‘modified’, MetalSucks has no right to display this strip on it’s website.

      • Sammy

        So, by “reply all you want, i won’t check back and didn’t check the ‘notify me of followup comments’,” you mean, “I will check back in 4 minutes”?

        And by “I have EVERY SINGLE BOOK” you mean you’re sort of a fan?

        • fuckallyall

          i never said that. now you’re making up quotes by me? i simply came back to clarify that it may or may not have been modified. learn to read moron.
          if you knew anything about Calvin and Hobbes or it’s creator Bill Watterson you’d know that he fought for years to stop illegal use of the strips images or illegal placement and would flat out be outraged to see this strip anywhere else but in his books or (when it ran) in the newspaper. so in fact, you know nothing and your a fool.

          ps why wouldn’t i check back, you people on this web-site are useless pieces of trash.

        • fuckallyall

          fuck yourself gayblade
          by the way scrambled debutante is actually a experimental/noise band from Kentucky, NOT A METAL BAND, around since the 80s (when this strip was done) which makes this piece Metalsucks printed… quite lame.

          metalsucks sucks a dick yet again. hahahahahahahaha your all just as pathetic as this gay web-site.

          • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

            Turns out the funnies aren’t so funny after all

      • http://www.kingdomofnoise.blogspot.com MetalMatt

        Christ on a bike, dude! Take it easy! Do you somehow stand to lose money by free advertising for C&H? You need to relax.

    • SourDeez

      You’re wrong. Dead wrong.

    • http://buttor.blogspot.com Buttor

      hehe this guy is funnier than the strip itself

  • http://www.myspace.com/themorbidkiller Joey

    Ah! I love Calvin & Hobbes. Have a couple of the collections, read this strip when I was a kid. Absolutely loved it.

  • metalchick666

    gotta love calvin and hobbes…so cute :)

  • anthonii

    C&H rules!

  • fuckallyall

    yall fucking suck.
    by the way scrambled debutante is actually a experimental/noise band from Kentucky, NOT A METAL BAND, around since the 80s (when this strip was done) which makes this piece Metalsucks printed… quite lame.

    metalsucks sucks a dick yet again. hahahahahahahaha your all just as pathetic as this gay web-site.