FUN WITH MARILYN MANSON SWINE FLU PUNS
Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009 at 11:00am by Vince Neilstein
So, Marilyn Mansion has Swine Flu. This is very amusing. Says Manson, “I know everyone will suggest that fucking a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have in no way contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness.”
Let’s have some fun with this, shall we? Let’s play a game where the object is to come up with Manson-related Swine Flu puns, and the prize is the satisfaction of knowing you’re hilarious. I’m gonna go first:
- The Beautiful Pig-Squeal
- Piggy Ramirez
- Eat Me, Eat Me
- The Pork Show
Now your turn… go!
-VN
Ham-Shaped Glasses
Smells like bacon
Anti-pig fucking superhog
Fat dried up old dick who shouldn’t be on stage preforming music instead that fat gross retard should go into hiding for eternity….oh wait…that’s not a swine flu reference…oops!
hey i caught the swine flu from some inconsiderate metalhead bringing it with him to last friday’s born of osiris show. Do the metalheads a favor and if you have the flu, don’t go to the show. You have the chance of causing a pandemic. Now if you went to a rap show i would not be bitching, but getting other metalheads sick. Give me a fucking break.
Give me a fucking break indeed. Unless he knew beforehand it was the Swine Flu, but when there is a band I have tickets for, it takes more than a stomach ache and some vomiting to miss it.
dude i contracted it a few days ago it was pretty fucking easy to tell i had it. Fever, Headache, Nausea, congestion, and personally feeling like shit for a few days. that kid knew what he was getting into. If you have the shit, sit in the back and watch it. I have gotten sick before at shows and i would never complain, but once you catch this shit, you will understand why.
Coma White-meat.
I don’t like the pigs (but the pigs like me)
Down in the pork (I know it’s a cover of Gary Numan)
The High End Of Sow
Dried up, Hog Tied and Dead to the World
This is the new pig.
hOGSCENE
Hog and sodomy
Hogma
Swine Flu (Are made of this) w.e i kno its a cover too
U dudes need to start doing ur Job I beth that ur boss passes by and u act lke u are working LOL
Yea what up to beth in accounting.
Putting Ham in happyness
My Piggy
Irresponsible pork anthem
Pork is Dead
Squeeler Frinedly
The Pork song
Antipig Superswine,The Reflecting Hog, Pig eyes and sissies, PostBovine, Are you the Piglet.
New Model #H1N1
Well now we know what was in his lunchbox…
Disposable Ham with a side of Hogscene
Mechanically Separated Pork Potted Animal Product
(Yeah, it’s too long to be funny, I know. Fuck.)
Marilyn Hamson
Little Ham
Mister Super Oink
Ham That You Fear
Mechanical Pigs
Disposable Feet
Burning Pig
PorkEatPork
Heart Shaped Snouts
Four Rusted Pigs
Porky-Goddamn-Motherfuckin-Pig
anti-pork superjew
This is fucking stupid.
The Reflecting Hog
Those were horrible. Just wanted you to know that.
COLUMBSWINE!
i went there
Arma-Goddamn-Swineflu-Geddon
Great Big Hog Pen
Rock N Roll Piggy
Into The Flu
Tainted Swine
The Flu Age of Swine
The pig with ham shaped wings.
the thing that’s even funnier than marilyn manson having swine flu is the fact that there’s so many people on here that know the titles of more than 3 marilyn manson songs.
Back to the kitchen with you.
NOOOOOOOO!!!
We can easily find this information? Welcome to the internet?
The Flutiful People
The Pork Show
This Is The Flu Shit (aka This Is The Flu Hit)
Antichrist Fluperstar
Ham Of God
Lamb Of Hog
Use Your Pig And Not Your Mouth
I Want The Swine Flu Like They Do In The Movies
I tried to do a whole album so some are kind of weak but it was fun so here you go.
Portrait of An American Hamily
1. Prelude (The Hamily Trip)
2. Cake And Sowdomy
3. Lunchhocks
4. Boargan Grinder
5. Sowclops
6. Dope Ham
7. Get Your Gilt
8. Wrapped In Bacon
9. Hogma
10. Sue-eee-t Tooth
11. Snake Eyes And Salt pork
12. My Piggy
13. Misowry Machine
Is Ms. Piggy his friend or is he a lonely hick farmer now?
sam son of hog
hog garden
you and me and the piggy makes three
Pig Pfeiffer
This guy just keeps on living.