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FUN WITH MARILYN MANSON SWINE FLU PUNS

 Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009 at 11:00am by

marilyn mansonSo, Marilyn Mansion has Swine Flu. This is very amusing. Says Manson, “I know everyone will suggest that fucking a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have in no way contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness.”

Let’s have some fun with this, shall we? Let’s play a game where the object is to come up with Manson-related Swine Flu puns, and the prize is the satisfaction of knowing you’re hilarious. I’m gonna go first:

  • The Beautiful Pig-Squeal
  • Piggy Ramirez
  • Eat Me, Eat Me
  • The Pork Show

Now your turn… go!

-VN

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  • http://www.reigninblonde.com Elise

    Ham-Shaped Glasses

    • Uglymicrowave

      Smells like bacon

      Anti-pig fucking superhog

      Fat dried up old dick who shouldn’t be on stage preforming music instead that fat gross retard should go into hiding for eternity….oh wait…that’s not a swine flu reference…oops!

      • Chase

        hey i caught the swine flu from some inconsiderate metalhead bringing it with him to last friday’s born of osiris show. Do the metalheads a favor and if you have the flu, don’t go to the show. You have the chance of causing a pandemic. Now if you went to a rap show i would not be bitching, but getting other metalheads sick. Give me a fucking break.

        • zhitnik

          Give me a fucking break indeed. Unless he knew beforehand it was the Swine Flu, but when there is a band I have tickets for, it takes more than a stomach ache and some vomiting to miss it.

          • Chase

            dude i contracted it a few days ago it was pretty fucking easy to tell i had it. Fever, Headache, Nausea, congestion, and personally feeling like shit for a few days. that kid knew what he was getting into. If you have the shit, sit in the back and watch it. I have gotten sick before at shows and i would never complain, but once you catch this shit, you will understand why.

  • Zach

    Coma White-meat.

  • Roadrunner_Idiot

    I don’t like the pigs (but the pigs like me)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Cefaratti/542463984 Chris Cefaratti

    Down in the pork (I know it’s a cover of Gary Numan)

  • Fufkin

    The High End Of Sow

    Dried up, Hog Tied and Dead to the World

  • xBEARFIGHTx

    This is the new pig.

    hOGSCENE

    Hog and sodomy

    Hogma

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rob-Kurkjian/1238131077 Rob Kurkjian

    Swine Flu (Are made of this) w.e i kno its a cover too

  • http://www.solidsterecords.com NoCowNoFood

    U dudes need to start doing ur Job I beth that ur boss passes by and u act lke u are working LOL

    • Bicro

      Yea what up to beth in accounting.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Francis/682620709 Andrew Francis

    Putting Ham in happyness
    My Piggy
    Irresponsible pork anthem
    Pork is Dead
    Squeeler Frinedly
    The Pork song

  • You Suck

    Antipig Superswine,The Reflecting Hog, Pig eyes and sissies, PostBovine, Are you the Piglet.

  • DeathMasqueRed

    New Model #H1N1

  • Blake

    Well now we know what was in his lunchbox…

    Disposable Ham with a side of Hogscene

  • DemonicLemming

    Mechanically Separated Pork Potted Animal Product

    (Yeah, it’s too long to be funny, I know. Fuck.)

  • kazz

    Marilyn Hamson

  • Shane Gillis

    Little Ham
    Mister Super Oink
    Ham That You Fear
    Mechanical Pigs
    Disposable Feet
    Burning Pig
    PorkEatPork
    Heart Shaped Snouts
    Four Rusted Pigs
    Porky-Goddamn-Motherfuckin-Pig

  • Turd fergeson

    anti-pork superjew

  • Sandwiches

    This is fucking stupid.

  • Anthony

    The Reflecting Hog

  • Colin

    Those were horrible. Just wanted you to know that.

  • metalguy

    COLUMBSWINE!
    i went there

  • Pahkmycah

    Arma-Goddamn-Swineflu-Geddon

    Great Big Hog Pen

    Rock N Roll Piggy

    Into The Flu

    Tainted Swine

    The Flu Age of Swine

  • Hector

    The pig with ham shaped wings.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrea-Voulgaris/663407462 Andrea Voulgaris

    the thing that’s even funnier than marilyn manson having swine flu is the fact that there’s so many people on here that know the titles of more than 3 marilyn manson songs.

    • Procrastinate

      Back to the kitchen with you.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrea-Voulgaris/663407462 Andrea Voulgaris

        NOOOOOOOO!!!

    • Pahkmycah

      We can easily find this information? Welcome to the internet?

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    The Flutiful People
    The Pork Show
    This Is The Flu Shit (aka This Is The Flu Hit)
    Antichrist Fluperstar
    Ham Of God
    Lamb Of Hog
    Use Your Pig And Not Your Mouth
    I Want The Swine Flu Like They Do In The Movies

  • Anthony Elmore

    I tried to do a whole album so some are kind of weak but it was fun so here you go.

    Portrait of An American Hamily

    1. Prelude (The Hamily Trip)
    2. Cake And Sowdomy
    3. Lunchhocks
    4. Boargan Grinder
    5. Sowclops
    6. Dope Ham
    7. Get Your Gilt
    8. Wrapped In Bacon
    9. Hogma
    10. Sue-eee-t Tooth
    11. Snake Eyes And Salt pork
    12. My Piggy
    13. Misowry Machine

  • Uh Oh

    Is Ms. Piggy his friend or is he a lonely hick farmer now?

  • paul

    sam son of hog
    hog garden
    you and me and the piggy makes three

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ziv-Frenkel/722358828 Ziv Frenkel

    Pig Pfeiffer

  • MasonicWehrmacht

    This guy just keeps on living.