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	<title>Comments on: JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL ON AMERICAN AUDIENCES VS. EUROPEAN AUDIENCES</title>
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		<title>By: leroydragon</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/23/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-american-audiences-vs-european-audiences/#comment-312562</link>
		<dc:creator>leroydragon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 23:59:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>gays</description>
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		<title>By: leroydragon</title>
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		<dc:creator>leroydragon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 23:58:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>portal, fuck yeah.. also abominator, mortal sin, TRUTH CORRODED, DAMAGED shitloads of great aussie metal</description>
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		<title>By: \m/Eluveitie\m/</title>
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		<dc:creator>\m/Eluveitie\m/</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 23:32:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That is the first time I&#039;ve heard Portal mentioned on this site by anyone other than myself, they kick ass</description>
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		<title>By: Scourge441</title>
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		<dc:creator>Scourge441</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 23:20:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, most metal fans are at least familiar with the likes of Portal, Destroyer 666, and Sadistik Exekution. But yeah, there&#039;s a whole bunch of up-and-coming talent in the Australian scene.

I know Ne Obliviscaris are pretty well-known now, and Be&#039;lakor have their share of attention. And then there&#039;s guys like Empyrean and Aeternitas.</description>
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<p>I know Ne Obliviscaris are pretty well-known now, and Be&#8217;lakor have their share of attention. And then there&#8217;s guys like Empyrean and Aeternitas.</p>
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		<title>By: \m/Eluveitie\m/</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/23/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-american-audiences-vs-european-audiences/#comment-312052</link>
		<dc:creator>\m/Eluveitie\m/</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 22:17:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You of all people should know you can&#039;t always believe what you read, Professor Dawkins.</description>
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		<title>By: Xn0r</title>
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		<dc:creator>Xn0r</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 21:54:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>x2 here.  Like I said above, I prefer the club shows!</description>
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		<title>By: <fb:name linked="false" useyou="false" uid="516613947">John Gehrig</fb:name></title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/23/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-american-audiences-vs-european-audiences/#comment-312012</link>
		<dc:creator><fb:name linked="false" useyou="false" uid="516613947">John Gehrig</fb:name></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 20:16:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think it&#039;s not a fair comparison because everyone in America envies Europe solely for the huge festivals they get during the summer.  In those weekend festivals you can see 100 bands and not have to go to another show all year long if you don&#039;t want but that completely defeats the purpose to me.  I want to see those 100 bands playing long sets and headlining shows not 20 minutes and then rushed off stage.  Most lazy American metal fans go to Warped Tours, Ozzfests, Mayhem Festivals, or their local radio festival as their only shows of the year so they can see a multitude of bands that year without effort and that&#039;s what they like about Europe.  Sure if I were rich I&#039;d go to all of those European festivals but I&#039;d still return to America to see all of the other shows.  It&#039;s obvious how much more constant touring is done in the states the other ten months of the year even by foreign bands. So I don&#039;t envy Europe at all for that except that they get Rammstein and I do wish there was any given location in the states that could draw that large of a crowd if they were to put together a show like that here.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think it&#8217;s not a fair comparison because everyone in America envies Europe solely for the huge festivals they get during the summer.  In those weekend festivals you can see 100 bands and not have to go to another show all year long if you don&#8217;t want but that completely defeats the purpose to me.  I want to see those 100 bands playing long sets and headlining shows not 20 minutes and then rushed off stage.  Most lazy American metal fans go to Warped Tours, Ozzfests, Mayhem Festivals, or their local radio festival as their only shows of the year so they can see a multitude of bands that year without effort and that&#8217;s what they like about Europe.  Sure if I were rich I&#8217;d go to all of those European festivals but I&#8217;d still return to America to see all of the other shows.  It&#8217;s obvious how much more constant touring is done in the states the other ten months of the year even by foreign bands. So I don&#8217;t envy Europe at all for that except that they get Rammstein and I do wish there was any given location in the states that could draw that large of a crowd if they were to put together a show like that here.</p>
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		<title>By: RICHARD DAWKINS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/23/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-american-audiences-vs-european-audiences/#comment-311588</link>
		<dc:creator>RICHARD DAWKINS</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 23:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>DON&#039;T LISTEN TO HIM, HE DOESN&#039;T REALLY KNOW WHAT HE&#039;S TALKING ABOUT.</description>
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		<title>By: RICHARD DAWKINS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/23/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-american-audiences-vs-european-audiences/#comment-311576</link>
		<dc:creator>RICHARD DAWKINS</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 22:58:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>THE BEST ENGLISH METAL BAND AT THE MOMENT IS CAPRICORNS.


I&#039;VE NEVER HEARD OF MOST OF THOSE OTHERS BUT I&#039;M SURE THEY&#039;RE ALL PRETTY GAY.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>THE BEST ENGLISH METAL BAND AT THE MOMENT IS CAPRICORNS.</p>
<p>I&#8217;VE NEVER HEARD OF MOST OF THOSE OTHERS BUT I&#8217;M SURE THEY&#8217;RE ALL PRETTY GAY.</p>
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		<title>By: RICHARD DAWKINS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/23/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-american-audiences-vs-european-audiences/#comment-311574</link>
		<dc:creator>RICHARD DAWKINS</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 22:56:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>-1000


I HAD A LOOK AT YOUR BLOG.</description>
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<p>I HAD A LOOK AT YOUR BLOG.</p>
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		<title>By: RICHARD DAWKINS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/23/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-american-audiences-vs-european-audiences/#comment-311571</link>
		<dc:creator>RICHARD DAWKINS</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 22:53:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>FUCK ALL THIS ENGLISH TEACHER NERD BULLSHIT.



ALSO FUCK JESUS.</description>
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<p>ALSO FUCK JESUS.</p>
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		<title>By: RICHARD DAWKINS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/23/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-american-audiences-vs-european-audiences/#comment-311568</link>
		<dc:creator>RICHARD DAWKINS</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 22:51:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>JAPANESE PEOPLE ARE RENOWNED FOR THEIR POLITE TENDENCIES AND CULTURE OF RESPECT.</description>
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		<title>By: RICHARD DAWKINS</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/23/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-american-audiences-vs-european-audiences/#comment-311564</link>
		<dc:creator>RICHARD DAWKINS</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 22:49:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Q: WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT SPELLING IN A SHITTING INTERNET COMMENT?


A: A FUCKING ANNOYING NERD.</description>
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<p>A: A FUCKING ANNOYING NERD.</p>
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		<title>By: Xn0r</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/23/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-american-audiences-vs-european-audiences/#comment-310718</link>
		<dc:creator>Xn0r</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 05:46:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Actually, there are quite a few towns called &quot;Holland&quot; in the USA, including three in Wisconsin.  But none in California that I know of.  :)  Maybe they&#039;re thinking &quot;Hollister&quot;. LOL  But seriously, there are ignorant people everywhere, and one tends to remember them more than the ones who are not.

Anyway, I thought Dutch people didn&#039;t like it when people say they&#039;re from Holland, because Holland is just a region of The Netherlands.  I&#039;ve had NLers bitch to me about that .  Unless you&#039;re referring to your region, and not your country.  :P  Of course, you should also explain why holland.com is the tourism site for The Netherlands.  :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Actually, there are quite a few towns called &#8220;Holland&#8221; in the USA, including three in Wisconsin.  But none in California that I know of.  :)  Maybe they&#8217;re thinking &#8220;Hollister&#8221;. LOL  But seriously, there are ignorant people everywhere, and one tends to remember them more than the ones who are not.</p>
<p>Anyway, I thought Dutch people didn&#8217;t like it when people say they&#8217;re from Holland, because Holland is just a region of The Netherlands.  I&#8217;ve had NLers bitch to me about that .  Unless you&#8217;re referring to your region, and not your country.  :P  Of course, you should also explain why holland.com is the tourism site for The Netherlands.  :)</p>
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		<title>By: Xn0r</title>
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		<dc:creator>Xn0r</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 04:56:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Europe has a lot of huge and famous festivals.   I&#039;d love to go to something like Wacken, just because it&#039;s sort of a &quot;metal mecca&quot;.  

I digress a bit here, but really, for the most part, I&#039;d rather see a band in a club than in a big arena or stadium.  It&#039;s more intimate, the sound is usually better.

Another thing, festivals are cool and all, but I remember fests like Ozzfest and SOTU where you had to get up at like 6 or 7 AM to show up in time for the show which started at like 8 or 9AM!  And the show typically lasted all the way until about midnight.  Now I love music and seeing bands live, but damn, that&#039;ll wear anyone out.  Your ears can only take so much high volume, and your body can only take so much moshing, and standing for hours on end.  :P  What was always funny to me is when one of the big headlining acts would come on at say 9:30PM, after having likely rolled out a bed an hour or two earlier, and start chastising the crowd which has probably been standing watching bands since 8AM for not being &quot;energetic enough&quot; or whatever.  :P</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Europe has a lot of huge and famous festivals.   I&#8217;d love to go to something like Wacken, just because it&#8217;s sort of a &#8220;metal mecca&#8221;.  </p>
<p>I digress a bit here, but really, for the most part, I&#8217;d rather see a band in a club than in a big arena or stadium.  It&#8217;s more intimate, the sound is usually better.</p>
<p>Another thing, festivals are cool and all, but I remember fests like Ozzfest and SOTU where you had to get up at like 6 or 7 AM to show up in time for the show which started at like 8 or 9AM!  And the show typically lasted all the way until about midnight.  Now I love music and seeing bands live, but damn, that&#8217;ll wear anyone out.  Your ears can only take so much high volume, and your body can only take so much moshing, and standing for hours on end.  :P  What was always funny to me is when one of the big headlining acts would come on at say 9:30PM, after having likely rolled out a bed an hour or two earlier, and start chastising the crowd which has probably been standing watching bands since 8AM for not being &#8220;energetic enough&#8221; or whatever.  :P</p>
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		<title>By: Davidian</title>
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		<dc:creator>Davidian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 03:13:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s cool to see an American with actual understanding. You&#039;re right in there being similarities in some of the countries within Europe, however, many would be offended at the suggestion of similarities between, for example, Noway and Sweden. While, culturally, many habits may seem &#039;the same&#039;, they speak different languages, and have intense rivalry.

In Holland, Germany is considered &#039;the enemy&#039;, whereas Belgium is mocked. Comparing them would most likely result in heated argument. Yeah, don&#039;t try it.

I understand why, linguistically, it&#039;s easy to refer to Europe as a singular term. It&#039;s just something that annoys me very much; even more so when there&#039;s no effort made to try to correct this mistake. I recently had someone ask me where I was from (an American). I said I was from Holland, and he replied with &quot;is that in California?&quot;. That&#039;s the second time, in around a year, that that has happened. It disgusts me. I&#039;m not saying that all Americans are idiots, I&#039;m saying that much has to be done in order to change this perception.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s cool to see an American with actual understanding. You&#8217;re right in there being similarities in some of the countries within Europe, however, many would be offended at the suggestion of similarities between, for example, Noway and Sweden. While, culturally, many habits may seem &#8216;the same&#8217;, they speak different languages, and have intense rivalry.</p>
<p>In Holland, Germany is considered &#8216;the enemy&#8217;, whereas Belgium is mocked. Comparing them would most likely result in heated argument. Yeah, don&#8217;t try it.</p>
<p>I understand why, linguistically, it&#8217;s easy to refer to Europe as a singular term. It&#8217;s just something that annoys me very much; even more so when there&#8217;s no effort made to try to correct this mistake. I recently had someone ask me where I was from (an American). I said I was from Holland, and he replied with &#8220;is that in California?&#8221;. That&#8217;s the second time, in around a year, that that has happened. It disgusts me. I&#8217;m not saying that all Americans are idiots, I&#8217;m saying that much has to be done in order to change this perception.</p>
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		<title>By: Xn0r</title>
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		<dc:creator>Xn0r</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 02:47:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>+1

I don&#039;t know if it&#039;s just those I&#039;ve met, but I&#039;ve found that Dutch seem to especially condescending, judgmental, and pedantic, towards America/Americans.  He comes off like some stuffy professor shaking his finger at his &quot;ignorant buffoon&quot; students.  I wonder if it&#039;s some cultural thing.

I mean, here, Davidian is basically presuming that most Americans are referring to to &quot;Europe&quot; or &quot;Europeans&quot; as if it connotes a homogenized group of people culturally, and not merely a geographic region.  Quite a presumption.  I believe that people often think like this to that they can feel superior to another people.

I think some of this also comes from an unreasonable expectation that someone living 4-7000 miles distant is expected to know as much about the cultural minutiae of various European countries as someone living in Europe is.  Granted, Europeans typically know more about America than vice-versa.  But is this not to be expected because of wide dissemination of American movies, TV shows, music, products, businesses, etc throughout Europe?  (How many times have I heard Euros complain about this too?)  Americans speak English.  English is presently the lingua-franca, therefore many Europeans also speak English as well as their native tongue.  If an American learns a language spoken in Europe, he can only immerse himself deeply into the culture that one European country.  I believe this and other factors add up to give Americans a bit of a disadvantage as far as learning about the various cultures and sub-cultures of Europe, while it gives Europeans an advantage as far as learning about America.  Should it make them feel superior and promote an urge to lecture to the unwashed American masses?  I guess whatever floats their boats.  :P

Anyway, just my $.02 (yes I&#039;m an American).</description>
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<p>I don&#8217;t know if it&#8217;s just those I&#8217;ve met, but I&#8217;ve found that Dutch seem to especially condescending, judgmental, and pedantic, towards America/Americans.  He comes off like some stuffy professor shaking his finger at his &#8220;ignorant buffoon&#8221; students.  I wonder if it&#8217;s some cultural thing.</p>
<p>I mean, here, Davidian is basically presuming that most Americans are referring to to &#8220;Europe&#8221; or &#8220;Europeans&#8221; as if it connotes a homogenized group of people culturally, and not merely a geographic region.  Quite a presumption.  I believe that people often think like this to that they can feel superior to another people.</p>
<p>I think some of this also comes from an unreasonable expectation that someone living 4-7000 miles distant is expected to know as much about the cultural minutiae of various European countries as someone living in Europe is.  Granted, Europeans typically know more about America than vice-versa.  But is this not to be expected because of wide dissemination of American movies, TV shows, music, products, businesses, etc throughout Europe?  (How many times have I heard Euros complain about this too?)  Americans speak English.  English is presently the lingua-franca, therefore many Europeans also speak English as well as their native tongue.  If an American learns a language spoken in Europe, he can only immerse himself deeply into the culture that one European country.  I believe this and other factors add up to give Americans a bit of a disadvantage as far as learning about the various cultures and sub-cultures of Europe, while it gives Europeans an advantage as far as learning about America.  Should it make them feel superior and promote an urge to lecture to the unwashed American masses?  I guess whatever floats their boats.  :P</p>
<p>Anyway, just my $.02 (yes I&#8217;m an American).</p>
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		<title>By: Shinaain</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shinaain</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 23:57:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I’ll get right on that for you, bro. In fact, I’ll work on that which would be a brilliant gem of programming while I’m waiting anxiously for Rich Halford to address my dating questions and contemplating how come only Australians have “titties” … and wondering what Australians consider to  be “titties,” anyway, and how come mine don’t appear to qualify. 

*pause for reflection*

Actually, maybe I won’t volunteer for that duty assignment after all. By the time I get around to any of that, the human race as a whole will have evolved to communicate solely with telepathy, in which case Eyal won&#039;t be banging out any more blogs and you’ll no longer have any need for your shiny new toy. Sorry.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I’ll get right on that for you, bro. In fact, I’ll work on that which would be a brilliant gem of programming while I’m waiting anxiously for Rich Halford to address my dating questions and contemplating how come only Australians have “titties” … and wondering what Australians consider to  be “titties,” anyway, and how come mine don’t appear to qualify. </p>
<p>*pause for reflection*</p>
<p>Actually, maybe I won’t volunteer for that duty assignment after all. By the time I get around to any of that, the human race as a whole will have evolved to communicate solely with telepathy, in which case Eyal won&#8217;t be banging out any more blogs and you’ll no longer have any need for your shiny new toy. Sorry.</p>
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		<title>By: SourDeez</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/23/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-american-audiences-vs-european-audiences/#comment-310448</link>
		<dc:creator>SourDeez</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 23:29:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sometimes I wish my computer had a sarcasm button, that could somehow make text appear sarcastic. Or an anger button that could make it angry without using caps or exclamation marks. Someone needs to get on that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes I wish my computer had a sarcasm button, that could somehow make text appear sarcastic. Or an anger button that could make it angry without using caps or exclamation marks. Someone needs to get on that.</p>
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		<title>By: vegan</title>
		<link>http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/23/jumping-darkness-parade-eyal-on-american-audiences-vs-european-audiences/#comment-310291</link>
		<dc:creator>vegan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 21:50:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>mayhem fest was cool it wasnt 70,000 ppl but it was still amazing</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>mayhem fest was cool it wasnt 70,000 ppl but it was still amazing</p>
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