Comments on: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF REVOCATION’S EXISTENCE IS FUTILE

By: Bobby Tims

Bobby Tims — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 04:33:49 +0000

Here I sit, broken hearted. Came here to kvlt, but only farted.

By: Lane Regli

Lane Regli — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:45:59 +0000

Damn, I forgot my bible in the car. Now i gotta use leaves

By: Michael Hinkle

Michael Hinkle — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 15:13:30 +0000

OH MAN! Did you catch that Behemoth Concert, I got hit so hard, I just had to take a shit…

By: Michael Hinkle

Michael Hinkle — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 15:12:42 +0000

OH MAN! Did you catch that Behemoth Concert, I got hit so hard, I just had to take a shit…

By: ZeroMoose

ZeroMoose — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 05:37:28 +0000

*HNNGGNGNGNHHH*
H-Hold on guys, the n-OH GOD-new album’s almost done

By: Dreadward

Dreadward — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 03:22:35 +0000

You might say the secret ingredient is lutefisk.

By: Dreadward

Dreadward — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 03:21:20 +0000

I’m conjuring you a gift.
Not too grim, not too frosty.
Perfect.

By: Dimitry

Dimitry — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 01:36:07 +0000

“Cradle Of Filth recording their latest album!”

By: Corey Mitchell

Corey Mitchell — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:00:35 +0000

What happens when you play “Kill ‘Em All” backwards.

By: Corey Mitchell

Corey Mitchell — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:58:27 +0000

Tr00 girl, 1 cup.

By: Corey Mitchell

Corey Mitchell — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:53:18 +0000

Varg Vikernes plots his return.

By: Master Chah

Master Chah — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 17:47:00 +0000

When the man told Taahl and Smaahl their new record sounded like someone eating their first born child, regurgitating its heart and colon, and then shitting out the rest piece by piece. They decided to head to the woods and record what that really sounded like to prove him wrong!

By: Patton

Patton — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 15:33:23 +0000

New Dimmu Borgir album: Shit Evil Diarrhea Behind The Bush Of Unspeakable Darkness. Coming Soon,

By: Jake

Jake — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 15:22:13 +0000

All of a sudden, North-Cold-Frozen-Hate realized that the only thing more KVLT than the shit he just took was the absence of toilet paper, and the looming wipe with a pine cone.

By: AidsRazor

AidsRazor — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 15:21:41 +0000

WHEW! That blood of the false went right through me.

By: Sacajawea

Sacajawea — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:43:23 +0000

The recently uncovered lost illustration from the book “Everybody Poops”.

By: hater_guy

hater_guy — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 14:11:16 +0000

“I’m never eating Mexican food before a show ever again!”

By: tallica_fan86

tallica_fan86 — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 10:43:51 +0000

is there an award for the worst comment?

By: Todd

Todd — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 10:10:56 +0000

“Hey Guys…Let’s post this on the internet and see how many comments we get on Facebook,Twitter and Myspace.”

By: Malacoda

Malacoda — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 01:57:47 +0000

And suddenly, to his surprise, Kvolt found the tr00est way to deliver black metal vocals.