Comments on: GWAR’S ODERUS URUNGUS WANTS YOU http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/24/gwars-oderus-urungus-wants-you/ IS FOR LOVERS Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:01:34 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Charcaroth http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/24/gwars-oderus-urungus-wants-you/#comment-402106 Charcaroth Tue, 09 Feb 2010 00:44:36 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21318#comment-402106 Heya, Oderus! I'm digging the increasing barbarity of the past several GWAR albums! "Lust in Space" really nailed the balance between humor, punk attitude and metal savagery too. Thanks for kicking my ass like never before! I've been curious for a while, what do you think of fellow theatrical metaller King Diamond? (Also, I concur. FUCK Lordi! Fucking safe-for-the-whole-family schlock bullshit.) Heya, Oderus!

I’m digging the increasing barbarity of the past several GWAR albums! “Lust in Space” really nailed the balance between humor, punk attitude and metal savagery too. Thanks for kicking my ass like never before! I’ve been curious for a while, what do you think of fellow theatrical metaller King Diamond?

(Also, I concur. FUCK Lordi! Fucking safe-for-the-whole-family schlock bullshit.)

]]> By: \m/{'d'}\m/ http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/24/gwars-oderus-urungus-wants-you/#comment-319145 \m/{'d'}\m/ Wed, 07 Oct 2009 12:39:44 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21318#comment-319145 When will you just destroy Mr. Lordi once and for all? He looks like the anal love child of Rob and Marilyn. F Lordi and the euro-horse he rode in on. Long live GWAR!!!!!!!! The new album kicks ass (of course). Give ballsac, jizmak, flattus and beefcake a hug for me. bohab for life, \m/{'d'}\m/ When will you just destroy Mr. Lordi once and for all? He looks like the anal love child of Rob and Marilyn. F Lordi and the euro-horse he rode in on. Long live GWAR!!!!!!!! The new album kicks ass (of course). Give ballsac, jizmak, flattus and beefcake a hug for me.

bohab for life,
\m/{‘d’}\m/

]]> By: loganarchy http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/24/gwars-oderus-urungus-wants-you/#comment-318892 loganarchy Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:50:27 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21318#comment-318892 perfect perfect

]]> By: Oderus http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/24/gwars-oderus-urungus-wants-you/#comment-314841 Oderus Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:29:23 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21318#comment-314841 They pee out windows. As far as an erection goes, I will have to do some research...let me get back to you after I have sex with a bunch of "herms"...I am in New Orleans so that shouldn't be much of a problem. Don't waste your time asking your Dad or your Dr,...come straight to Oderus! He be real smart and stuff! They pee out windows. As far as an erection goes, I will have to do some research…let me get back to you after I have sex with a bunch of “herms”…I am in New Orleans so that shouldn’t be much of a problem.

Don’t waste your time asking your Dad or your Dr,…come straight to Oderus! He be real smart and stuff!

]]> By: Oderus http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/24/gwars-oderus-urungus-wants-you/#comment-314836 Oderus Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:26:19 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21318#comment-314836 Will check it out. Have no idea right now. But that won't stop me from hating for no reason. Will check it out. Have no idea right now. But that won’t stop me from hating for no reason.

]]> By: Oderus http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/24/gwars-oderus-urungus-wants-you/#comment-314831 Oderus Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:25:20 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21318#comment-314831 Yeah, but it would be way longer...about an hour and 15 minutes is my limit, then I have to go to go backstage for the booze and drug-fueled sex party...besides, we like them! Yeah, but it would be way longer…about an hour and 15 minutes is my limit, then I have to go to go backstage for the booze and drug-fueled sex party…besides, we like them!

]]> By: Oderus http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/24/gwars-oderus-urungus-wants-you/#comment-314825 Oderus Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:22:33 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21318#comment-314825 I will trade you for yours! Throw it up onstage at a GWAR show...make sure it's a GWAR show because if it's not we won't be there. I will trade you for yours! Throw it up onstage at a GWAR show…make sure it’s a GWAR show because if it’s not we won’t be there.

]]> By: Oderus http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/24/gwars-oderus-urungus-wants-you/#comment-314822 Oderus Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:21:15 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21318#comment-314822 We didn't you dork, that was Lordi...and they suck so I am glad we didn't win...it would have felt like...sucking? Those guys in Lordi should hang out with Rob Zombie. That would be so scary! Maybe they could re-make Halloween 2 again, and make it even more un-original and suck even harder. Or they could just count money We didn’t you dork, that was Lordi…and they suck so I am glad we didn’t win…it would have felt like…sucking? Those guys in Lordi should hang out with Rob Zombie. That would be so scary! Maybe they could re-make Halloween 2 again, and make it even more un-original and suck even harder. Or they could just count money

]]> By: Oderus http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/24/gwars-oderus-urungus-wants-you/#comment-314819 Oderus Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:18:06 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21318#comment-314819 She is in LA pursuing a number of projects...and being pursued by a horde of dudes like you...it does happen...Slymenstra on occasion will take a human male as a plaything. It's pretty cool until she bites yer dick off. She is in LA pursuing a number of projects…and being pursued by a horde of dudes like you…it does happen…Slymenstra on occasion will take a human male as a plaything. It’s pretty cool until she bites yer dick off.

]]> By: Oderus http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/24/gwars-oderus-urungus-wants-you/#comment-314817 Oderus Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:15:30 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21318#comment-314817 Appearing with GWAR nightly! Come down and see Zog, and get your windshield cleaned. Or maybe even yer knob slobbed, depending on how bad he needs a hit and how fucked up you are. Appearing with GWAR nightly! Come down and see Zog, and get your windshield cleaned. Or maybe even yer knob slobbed, depending on how bad he needs a hit and how fucked up you are.

]]> By: Oderus http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/24/gwars-oderus-urungus-wants-you/#comment-314815 Oderus Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:12:22 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21318#comment-314815 Kicked ass, got shot, played with a colostomy bag, finally couldn't take it anymore, went back to outer space to open a guitar clinic for porno stars. Or something like that. We see him every now and then, all is well...he is a completely kick ass guitar player and would love to hear what he has been up to...he is also a great cook! Kicked ass, got shot, played with a colostomy bag, finally couldn’t take it anymore, went back to outer space to open a guitar clinic for porno stars. Or something like that. We see him every now and then, all is well…he is a completely kick ass guitar player and would love to hear what he has been up to…he is also a great cook!

]]> By: Oderus http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/24/gwars-oderus-urungus-wants-you/#comment-314813 Oderus Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:10:44 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21318#comment-314813 Arrrgh, neither, they are both repulsive. I mean I love Slayer, but I don't want to have sex with them...maybe it would be fun to make them have sex with each other.... Arrrgh, neither, they are both repulsive. I mean I love Slayer, but I don’t want to have sex with them…maybe it would be fun to make them have sex with each other….

]]> By: Oderus http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/24/gwars-oderus-urungus-wants-you/#comment-314809 Oderus Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:09:22 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21318#comment-314809 He's sexy without the dress. If you are into bestial butt sex, that is. But he is strangely alluring in that role. Many children experience their first erection when seeing this example of animated cross-dressing. Luckily, Catholic Priests can be brought in to check on the child, with their mouths, to make sure the penis is developing correctly. And so the church joins with a gender-bending rabbit in order to titillate young boys to the point where their precious little pricks fill a grown mans mouth with salty-sweet slit-barf. He’s sexy without the dress. If you are into bestial butt sex, that is. But he is strangely alluring in that role. Many children experience their first erection when seeing this example of animated cross-dressing. Luckily, Catholic Priests can be brought in to check on the child, with their mouths, to make sure the penis is developing correctly. And so the church joins with a gender-bending rabbit in order to titillate young boys to the point where their precious little pricks fill a grown mans mouth with salty-sweet slit-barf.

]]> By: Oderus http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/24/gwars-oderus-urungus-wants-you/#comment-314799 Oderus Wed, 30 Sep 2009 20:59:23 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21318#comment-314799 Don't have a girlfriend and plan to keep it that way. Women usually don't survive sex with me so it's hard to have a long-term relationship, unless it is with something that is dead. That's why Pookie and I get along so well. Scarlett's got great tits. I"ll marry her. Just the tits, of course. As far as that fucking hog Oprah goes...the most demeaning thing I can do to her is fuck her, marry her, and then kill her. Not necessarily in that order. Don’t have a girlfriend and plan to keep it that way. Women usually don’t survive sex with me so it’s hard to have a long-term relationship, unless it is with something that is dead. That’s why Pookie and I get along so well.

Scarlett’s got great tits. I”ll marry her. Just the tits, of course.

As far as that fucking hog Oprah goes…the most demeaning thing I can do to her is fuck her, marry her, and then kill her. Not necessarily in that order.

]]> By: Oderus http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/24/gwars-oderus-urungus-wants-you/#comment-314792 Oderus Wed, 30 Sep 2009 20:54:08 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21318#comment-314792 We love Vegas! They just don't love us...we are currently banned from the HOB and the Hard Rock...something about the hundreds of gallons of hot, salty blood and piss we squirt everywhere, the patrons and bartenders we savage, and the smoking ruin we leave of their clubs and casinos. Most places don't really care too much as they make plenty of money off of GWAR shows, but in Vegas they have so much loot already that they just don't care. But this has happened before... I'm sure we will be back, as they will soon be pining for the stench of our fetid bowels and the princely thrusts of our colossal cum-cannons! Sin City afraid to book GWAR? So you are saying North Carolina will book GWAR, and Vegas won't? Wait, I am saying it...and it's true! And it's also fucking pathetic! We love Vegas! They just don’t love us…we are currently banned from the HOB and the Hard Rock…something about the hundreds of gallons of hot, salty blood and piss we squirt everywhere, the patrons and bartenders we savage, and the smoking ruin we leave of their clubs and casinos. Most places don’t really care too much as they make plenty of money off of GWAR shows, but in Vegas they have so much loot already that they just don’t care.

But this has happened before… I’m sure we will be back, as they will soon be pining for the stench of our fetid bowels and the princely thrusts of our colossal cum-cannons!

Sin City afraid to book GWAR? So you are saying North Carolina will book GWAR, and Vegas won’t? Wait, I am saying it…and it’s true! And it’s also fucking pathetic!

]]> By: Oderus http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/24/gwars-oderus-urungus-wants-you/#comment-314777 Oderus Wed, 30 Sep 2009 20:43:10 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21318#comment-314777 I believe they came from a planet called "Planet of the Slutty Video Chicks". I am currently seeing one of those little hotties...seeing her take a dump on my chest! I believe they came from a planet called “Planet of the Slutty Video Chicks”. I am currently seeing one of those little hotties…seeing her take a dump on my chest!

]]> By: Oderus http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/24/gwars-oderus-urungus-wants-you/#comment-314775 Oderus Wed, 30 Sep 2009 20:41:20 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21318#comment-314775 You better hope the human race makes it to 2012, as there are at least five apocalypses lined up before then, this current GWAR tour being the one you should be most worried about. If we don't defeat Cardinal Syn then he will do to Planet Earth what he has done to the rest of the Universe--made it suck! In Syn's horrific vision there is no room for metal, unless it is twisted into the shape of a cruel cross! He has no need for crack, strippers, or free nacho cheese--quite simply it is a world not worth living in. So get down to the GWAR show and fight for the survival of the human race, or at least for your right to crank metal, swill booze, and blow dogs. Oh, and that other apocalypse is still on.... You better hope the human race makes it to 2012, as there are at least five apocalypses lined up before then, this current GWAR tour being the one you should be most worried about. If we don’t defeat Cardinal Syn then he will do to Planet Earth what he has done to the rest of the Universe–made it suck! In Syn’s horrific vision there is no room for metal, unless it is twisted into the shape of a cruel cross! He has no need for crack, strippers, or free nacho cheese–quite simply it is a world not worth living in. So get down to the GWAR show and fight for the survival of the human race, or at least for your right to crank metal, swill booze, and blow dogs. Oh, and that other apocalypse is still on….

]]> By: Oderus http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/24/gwars-oderus-urungus-wants-you/#comment-314769 Oderus Wed, 30 Sep 2009 20:30:44 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21318#comment-314769 If she is a dude then she has the tiniest dick I have ever seen. If she is a dude then she has the tiniest dick I have ever seen.

]]> By: Oderus http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/24/gwars-oderus-urungus-wants-you/#comment-314755 Oderus Wed, 30 Sep 2009 20:14:21 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21318#comment-314755 I am not sure, but will say yes. Then no. Then back to yes, with a side of maybe. We create diseases with every shit we take, every pimple that we pop has the potential to kill billions. Balsac would probably have a better idea if that disease was one of ours...he is a scientist of sorts (the horrible sort) and the one with the big old laboratory in the GWAR keep that he will never let me into--as I am constantly turning his Pyrex into elaborate crack-pipes! Did you say the Swine Flu? Where did he get the ticket? LOL! Here's another funny joke. Two guys are walking down the street when a pigeon shits on one. The guy says "Hey! Gimme a handkerchief!", to which the other guys says "How come? It"s already three blocks away!" LOL! O.K., not so much... I am not sure, but will say yes. Then no. Then back to yes, with a side of maybe. We create diseases with every shit we take, every pimple that we pop has the potential to kill billions. Balsac would probably have a better idea if that disease was one of ours…he is a scientist of sorts (the horrible sort) and the one with the big old laboratory in the GWAR keep that he will never let me into–as I am constantly turning his Pyrex into elaborate crack-pipes!

Did you say the Swine Flu? Where did he get the ticket? LOL!

Here’s another funny joke. Two guys are walking down the street when a pigeon shits on one. The guy says “Hey! Gimme a handkerchief!”, to which the other guys says “How come? It”s already three blocks away!” LOL! O.K., not so much…

]]> By: Oderus http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/09/24/gwars-oderus-urungus-wants-you/#comment-314730 Oderus Wed, 30 Sep 2009 19:43:48 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21318#comment-314730 His only gambling problem is that every time we get within five miles of Las Vegas, they call out the fucking National Guard! Something about not being allowed to wear armored under-garments in the casino. So he tends to fight tanks and helicopters until either everything blows up or he decides to go drink. He will never be able to have a gambling addiction, which is the sacred right of any sentient being, if they never let him get to the table. So I have been trying to get him to go to online gambling sites, but he contends that would deprive him of valuable porno-time. His only gambling problem is that every time we get within five miles of Las Vegas, they call out the fucking National Guard! Something about not being allowed to wear armored under-garments in the casino. So he tends to fight tanks and helicopters until either everything blows up or he decides to go drink. He will never be able to have a gambling addiction, which is the sacred right of any sentient being, if they never let him get to the table. So I have been trying to get him to go to online gambling sites, but he contends that would deprive him of valuable porno-time.

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