IS SOMEONE TRYING TO SEND ME A MESSAGE?

Thursday, September 24th, 2009 at 10:00am by Vince Neilstein

666I found this pamphlet sitting on a seat on the train on a few weeks ago. Yikers.

-VN



38 COMMENTS on “IS SOMEONE TRYING TO SEND ME A MESSAGE?”

  1. Jesse Menard says:

    “A Global Pledge of Allegiance to the Antichrist”

    New Dimmu Borgir album in 2010!

  2. AngryGeekGirl says:

    I just love those christian types who like to play pin-the-tail-on-the-Apocalypse.

    • Uglymicrowave says:

      I have heard of this RFID chip before…never associated with the devil…

      but apparently this is how the gov’t want to control all mankind under a one world gov’t

      and if someone does NOT obey…the chip will be deactivated leaving you a vegetable…..

  3. joshkid says:

    Ha! Omg, you’re eternally doomed!!!
    P.S. Did Marilyn Manson make this pamphlet?!?!?

  4. Rob Kurkjian says:

    get up go to work and pledge alliegence to the antichrist sounds like a good day at the office

  5. msv81 says:

    I don’t agree with the religious/fundamentalist Christian aspect, but the New World Order is a common term used by globalists. George Bush Sr. was the first to use it in a public speech I believe.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwoYLYyUVb8&feature=PlayList&p=B0AE22ADAFA580A8&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=38

    • jason says:

      No, I believe it was Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash and Scott Hall that coined the tern “New World Order.” I also think Disturbed is the best metal band ever.

      • keepitwolf says:

        The New World Order is real and they will try to chip people. it has nothing to do with any sort of religious dogma though

  6. Canvas Of Flesh says:

    You’ve been warned.

  7. Benito says:

    at least its not anally inserted.

  8. Maigaard says:

    I understand that it says that Satan is bad, but what’s up with the drawing? forehead-barcodes (Slipknot-y) and hand-cardsliders?

  9. bearbomb says:

    I would totally frame this and hang it on my bathroom wall.

  10. hikizume says:

    we’ve all been marked already

    just take a look at your right hand

  11. cookie says:

    Bruce Dickinson gave me one these flyers at the airport

  12. SKlives says:

    Are you a man? Or are you a number? It’ll be your last stand to be human… or consumer.
    (I can hear the laughing in the background when you proclaim your a free man)

    • DidgeryDo says:

      Truthfully though I can see this happening, not because of the prophecy, but the demands of a
      highly advanced governing regime would naturally find this to be more streamlined. Of course
      because of the prophecy tons of people will wig out.

  13. NoCowNoFood says:

    In Other words dude stop the weed and go to your closest Christian Youth Group. John 3:16 AMEN and if u dont like it ill be waiting for ya in your nearby baptist church

  14. DidgeryDo says:

    Mel Gibson offered me one at JFK. When I told him I was a Jew he punched me in the face.

  15. jason says:

    Finally! Proof that iPhone owners are definitely going to hell.

  16. Stabitha C. says:

    Somebody must have seen you tilt. You better don’t!

  17. MetalMatt says:

    Hell doesn’t exist. well, it’s called Earth and we’re already there.

  18. myke says:

    i got one of these this morning, i’m in the park with my kid hes running around and one of those jesus freaks hands me the flyer. i look and him say you christians fucked the world up enough. don’t yah think you can stop anytime soon and i just laughed. i think i almost made this dude cry.

  19. Matt Dasher says:

    I’ve been following conspiracy theories for a while now. This whole plan to install a tracing chip in people is complete crap. 1. multiple states have laws against microchipping people 2. The ACLU made it illegal to use an internally planted RFID chip to track somebody.

    Most conspiracy theories are the product of a pessimistic mind and only half the story.

  20. Sacajawea says:

    Actually, 666 has been a part of just about every bar code for a while now. Take a look.

    http://api.ning.com/files/wfPUAGrWPOTLpNGPvp8yKsj6GKGT0G*xVOHctY1Pk-85SWEIi3zOEQymmnjOnqkcD8yx3DlbKoKqPr0-6YepsTTEySk3ykBf/barcode666.jpg

    Check some of your barcodes at home. They all have that double thin line in those 3 locations (except the items with the half-wide barcodes).

  21. Eric M says:

    I’m a Christian and I believe all of this is going to happen, but I’m not sure how I feel about the method of trying to scare people out of Hell.

  22. vegan says:

    this thing used to scare me when i was in middle school

  23. steverazor says:

    If you are a Christian and believe in god you are intellectually inferior – case closed. Christians to the lions needs to be immediately reestablished.

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