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IS SOMEONE TRYING TO SEND ME A MESSAGE?

 Thursday, September 24th, 2009 at 10:00am by

666I found this pamphlet sitting on a seat on the train on a few weeks ago. Yikers.

-VN

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesse-Menard/502061034 Jesse Menard

    “A Global Pledge of Allegiance to the Antichrist”

    New Dimmu Borgir album in 2010!

    • Jacob

      hahaha. good one.

  • AngryGeekGirl

    I just love those christian types who like to play pin-the-tail-on-the-Apocalypse.

    • Uglymicrowave

      I have heard of this RFID chip before…never associated with the devil…

      but apparently this is how the gov’t want to control all mankind under a one world gov’t

      and if someone does NOT obey…the chip will be deactivated leaving you a vegetable…..

  • joshkid

    Ha! Omg, you’re eternally doomed!!!
    P.S. Did Marilyn Manson make this pamphlet?!?!?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rob-Kurkjian/1238131077 Rob Kurkjian

    get up go to work and pledge alliegence to the antichrist sounds like a good day at the office

  • msv81

    I don’t agree with the religious/fundamentalist Christian aspect, but the New World Order is a common term used by globalists. George Bush Sr. was the first to use it in a public speech I believe.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwoYLYyUVb8&feature=PlayList&p=B0AE22ADAFA580A8&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=38

    • jason

      No, I believe it was Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash and Scott Hall that coined the tern “New World Order.” I also think Disturbed is the best metal band ever.

      • keepitwolf

        The New World Order is real and they will try to chip people. it has nothing to do with any sort of religious dogma though

  • Canvas Of Flesh

    You’ve been warned.

  • Benito

    at least its not anally inserted.

  • Maigaard

    I understand that it says that Satan is bad, but what’s up with the drawing? forehead-barcodes (Slipknot-y) and hand-cardsliders?

  • bearbomb

    I would totally frame this and hang it on my bathroom wall.

  • hikizume

    we’ve all been marked already

    just take a look at your right hand

    • http://buttor.blogspot.com Buttor

      oh, shit

  • cookie

    Bruce Dickinson gave me one these flyers at the airport

    • Jimmy

      That’s funny. Kirk Cameron gave me one too.

      • http://myspace.com/grobiwunder grobi wunder

        got mine from Mel Gibson…

        • MasonicWehrmacht

          Sarah Palin hooked me the fuck up.

  • http://myspace.com/inbetweenjobs SKlives

    Are you a man? Or are you a number? It’ll be your last stand to be human… or consumer.
    (I can hear the laughing in the background when you proclaim your a free man)

    • DidgeryDo

      Truthfully though I can see this happening, not because of the prophecy, but the demands of a
      highly advanced governing regime would naturally find this to be more streamlined. Of course
      because of the prophecy tons of people will wig out.

  • http://www.solidsterecords.com NoCowNoFood

    In Other words dude stop the weed and go to your closest Christian Youth Group. John 3:16 AMEN and if u dont like it ill be waiting for ya in your nearby baptist church

    • DidgeryDo

      What a lot of people don’t realize is Youth Group is a great place to meet chicks!

      • SourDeez

        …who won’t have sex until marriage.

  • DidgeryDo

    Mel Gibson offered me one at JFK. When I told him I was a Jew he punched me in the face.

  • jason

    Finally! Proof that iPhone owners are definitely going to hell.

  • http://www.twitter.com/stabitha Stabitha C.

    Somebody must have seen you tilt. You better don’t!

  • http://www.kingdomofnoise.blogspot.com MetalMatt

    Hell doesn’t exist. well, it’s called Earth and we’re already there.

  • myke

    i got one of these this morning, i’m in the park with my kid hes running around and one of those jesus freaks hands me the flyer. i look and him say you christians fucked the world up enough. don’t yah think you can stop anytime soon and i just laughed. i think i almost made this dude cry.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Dasher/30826541 Matt Dasher

    I’ve been following conspiracy theories for a while now. This whole plan to install a tracing chip in people is complete crap. 1. multiple states have laws against microchipping people 2. The ACLU made it illegal to use an internally planted RFID chip to track somebody.

    Most conspiracy theories are the product of a pessimistic mind and only half the story.

  • Sacajawea

    Actually, 666 has been a part of just about every bar code for a while now. Take a look.

    http://api.ning.com/files/wfPUAGrWPOTLpNGPvp8yKsj6GKGT0G*xVOHctY1Pk-85SWEIi3zOEQymmnjOnqkcD8yx3DlbKoKqPr0-6YepsTTEySk3ykBf/barcode666.jpg

    Check some of your barcodes at home. They all have that double thin line in those 3 locations (except the items with the half-wide barcodes).

    • Sacajawea

      God dammit, why did only half my link show up.

    • msv81

      So the double thin line represents the number 6?

      • Sacajawea

        In a barcode, yes. In most circumstances it does. It may be coincidence, but that doesn’t make it any less weird that the mark of the beast is somehow invloved with every transaction as the bible states.

  • Eric M

    I’m a Christian and I believe all of this is going to happen, but I’m not sure how I feel about the method of trying to scare people out of Hell.

  • vegan

    this thing used to scare me when i was in middle school

  • steverazor

    If you are a Christian and believe in god you are intellectually inferior – case closed. Christians to the lions needs to be immediately reestablished.