THIS IS A JOKE. I THINK THIS IS A JOKE. THIS HAD BETTER BE A JOKE.
Thursday, September 24th, 2009 at 11:30am by Axl RosenbergThis is either a parody, or this band has now usurped these guys as the creators of the worst black metal video ever. I honestly can’t tell. But either way, it’s quite giggle-inducing. Giggle giggle giggle.
-AR
Thanks to Chas Meshell for the clip!
I know these guys, yes they’re a joke and they’re called detsorgsekalf. They’re actually quite good
Wow, the first commenter on here got it correct! Kudos. I do’t like them at all, but they’re definitely a parody. But they absolutely BUTCHERED Trollhammaren (not that I like the song anyway), and not in a funny way.
I really thought it was your band actually Zilty. I don’t know, it just looks like you…
The only redeeming thing to come out of such a horrible video was the girl, and sadly she was not in the video much. bunch of gays. and the 4:32 mark is just gold
i thought it was a dude at the beginning of the video. she is gross…..
I’d punch her kitty.
The “drummer” was classic.
reminds me of Maggot Twat’s drummer, Dick Pancackes, who is a puppet behind a toy drum kit.
I like the part where they all start running towards the camera and despite the distance being only 20 or so feet the big kid still has a hard time making it.
It’s rough being heavy metal and big boned.
The fat guy is a cute puppy.
At 2:21 the girl kinda looks like she’s having an orgasm. Or about to. Hot.
“Worst black metal video ever”? No way. This is the BEST black metal video ever. Face painting black metal is about a big a joke as you can get this side of a Raiders game anyway, so you might as well play up the joke.
Haven’t heard much Immortal, have you, Sammy?
i have heard of them,doesn make it less of a joke in any case
I saw this vid over three months ago. It’s good for a few laughs now and again.
The song this video is for is called “In The Blood of a Thousand Virgins Rises Chevy Chase”. Really!
Hey Metalsucks, welcome to 4 years ago! That vid has been around for at least that long!
Wow. that was terrible. but i did like when he lifted her skirt.
Very funny indeed!
I saw this one 4 months ago or so….also, I kinda like the riff that starts at 1.44, pretty catchy. And the intro guitar solo ain’t that bad either.
I pretty much agree with Sammy: this is the best black metal video EVER!!
Right now, Abbath is extremely jealous.
The best part was the audo clip from the guy that runs the City Wok from South Park at the end. I love that guy.
hahaha @ 3:21, “solo!”
i swear the fat kid was about to motor boat the chick’s asshole. go in for the kill!!!
nice legs on that chick…AND ASS. The drum machine is working pretty good in this song. major lol
Speaking of stupid black metal videos, anybody heard the new Immortal?
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The part where the fat guy threw his sword at the zombie looking guy was hilarious. He just nailed him with the sword after his entire band chased him around the tree. Hahaha!!
I AM THE FAT WIZARDS
MOOOAAAARRRR!!!
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Their tone makes me lawl.
All you morons saying they’re a joke band have no idea what TRVE and KVLT black metal is about!!!! die upon the tree of woe, posers! detsorgsekalf ist krieg!
yea bloody awful. my ears literally started ringing LOL
this is such shit. fuck…
Heavy hails this is Balfabar Nosugref vocalist for Detsorgsekalf im glad you all watched this video and witnessed the tr00ness that comes from the great northern canada’s
Detsorgsekalf has there first full length album Apocalyptic Blasphemed Battle Anthems (ABBA) coming out very soon
An epic 5 years in the making! :D
I RULE \M/ \M/