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 Tuesday, September 29th, 2009 at 10:30am by

Wow. Just… wow.

Idiots of the world: please keep posting videos of yourselves singing on YouTube. It makes my life.

-AR

Thanks to Es-meister for the tip!

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  • alex

    dude….thats just sad lol

  • Josh

    …he made me feel uncomfortable…

  • hellboar

    if you turn it down so you can barely hear the music, he sounds like a WWF wrestler promoting his upcoming fight. I get an Ultimate Warrior feel.

  • bananakid

    He sounds a helluva lot better than Corey does live.

    That was just….sad. I can’t bring myself to make fun of this guy.

  • Driven9

    Hahh. this is actually the first one of these videos you have posted that i actually clicked on. For the record I am very glad i did… halarious

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-Crispen/100000169530540 Jason Crispen

    hahaha i have a feeling that english isn’t his first language.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Hulsey/653830783 David Hulsey

      I have a feeling that language isn’t his primary form of communication.

      • metalguy

        HAha + a number

  • Dan

    oh my god….that made my day….even the lyrics he’s “singing” are wrong….but come on dude, at least try to muster up a yell, instead of talking/wheezing you’re through it

  • http://buttor.blogspot.com Buttor

    Hey it’s the first time I get to see Slipknot’s singer without the mask !! Cool…

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrea-Voulgaris/663407462 Andrea Voulgaris

      sexy, isn’t he? i would blow him.

  • http://www.welovemetal.com We Love Metal

    I thought Corey Taylor looked different with this mask off…

    • http://buttor.blogspot.com Buttor

      Hey you stole my joke !!

  • Zltoid

    i think i saw this guy flipping burgers @ white castle

    • You Suck

      Nah he’s a Taco Bell taco bender.

  • Cam

    This has to be a joke/is missing subtitles.

  • http://www.myspace.com/antaresmusicny Andrew

    The scary thing is that one day, he’s (probably) going to reproduce.

    • bananakid

      If this was a Funny Video Caption Contest, you would undoubtedly be the winner.

    • Ryan

      no way in the world there’s actually a women out there in this world that would have sex with that Jabba the hut thing.

      • bananakid

        Well, there ARE female versions of that “Jabba the hut thing”, so I don’t think it’s impossible.

  • Nate

    LULZ. He obviously put all his energy into that righteous head-banging at the beginning of the video, so that OBVIOUSLY wasn’t his best…. LOL.

  • http://www.last.fm/user/M60Patton Patton

    Fatty!

  • yanky

    love the way he strats smiling these huge smiles as he gets to the chorus
    :-) psychosocial :-)

    fat fuck

  • http://myspace.com/grobiwunder grobi wunder

    He sounds like Lemmy would if he’d be even more wasted than usual and someone’d broke his jaw in multiple places…

  • crank

    Somewhere in there I fucking swore I heard Bacon Cheeseburger. Its near where he starts opening his craw.

    • Beard

      At 46 seconds in. As did I. God damn metalsucks is a comedy gold mine today.

    • Grace

      Oh thank god I’m not the only one who heard that.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Taylor-James-Hamilton/1178820034 Taylor James Hamilton

    This is what happens when you let Slipknot fans reproduce. You get rudy the retard here thinking he’s the next Corey Taylor. I hope this guy chokes on some food.

    • Natsquatch

      So the parents are Slipknot fans, and reproduced. Which would make this guy about…10 or 11 at the oldest?
      How one could mess up insulting this poor tubby soul is beyond me, but you pulled it off.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrea-Voulgaris/663407462 Andrea Voulgaris

        he’s my son… and lover. :)

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Paul-Quinn/1197379400 Paul Quinn

          This chick is officially the funniest person on this website ever.

          • Shadrock

            this guy is officially the easiest person to make laugh on this website ever.

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrea-Voulgaris/663407462 Andrea Voulgaris

            @ shadrock

            no, that would be me. i laugh at fucking EVERYTHING. you really don’t want to see me when i’m hyper. i get in this really weird mood and make stupid jokes and laugh at myself. i’m really quite pathetic.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Colin-OConnor/1491245262 Colin O’Connor

          I love you Andrea Voulgaris!

  • Ryan

    where’s his helmet? this guy is clearly a special child. he doesn’t even know the words. he’s obviously reading them off the screen and HE STILL CAN’T GET EM RIGHT.

  • All Out War

    Wow, so that’s what Corey Taylor looks like. It’s good to finally get a glimpse at the man behind the mask.

  • Paxl Rose

    Respect my authoritay.

    • Sandy n Papo

      he is more like family guy

  • Zombie(really)

    The funny thing is, at one point in time he thought that this would be a good idea. Hell, I’m sure after watching it he thought, “God, I am the king of Metal…..that was awesome!”

  • GuanoTO

    I’m embarrassed for this guy. Yet, this is exactly why I watch the audition shows for American Idol. So many people think they are fantastic vocalists (I won’t stoop to calling it singing), and it’s hilarious when they just don’t get that they are awful.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin

    I caughed up my cocoa puffs when he said “bacon cheese bacon cheese sub” around 45 seconds in

  • Andy

    Next up: Funny Guy sings “Come Sail Away.”

  • http://myspace.com/obeydarklord mr_Izan

    maggots = juggalos

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrea-Voulgaris/663407462 Andrea Voulgaris

      maggots > juggalos

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Colin-OConnor/1491245262 Colin O’Connor

        Jugalos < Maggots < Dogshit therefore it might as well be Jugalos = Maggots

  • metalguy

    he had trouble saying half the words. has he even heard the song before?

  • Clit Banger

    The next Divine Heresy singer!

  • joshkid

    HAHAHA!!! this vid made my day!

  • http://www.myspace.com/uglydirge aaron m.

    i love how winded he’s getting just sitting there grunting.

    • http://www.myspace.com/uglydirge aaron m.

      *wheeze* throw me another cheeseburger, maw. i’m running out of breath. *choke* *snort*

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrea-Voulgaris/663407462 Andrea Voulgaris

        that guy looks soooooo unhealthy with his sunken-in eyes and 4 chins…. he probably feels like shit. just imagine what it would feel like to run up three flights of stairs if you were him.

  • Pantallica

    This isn’t funny anymore. This guy is like legitimately retarded.

  • Sin and Death

    Man, I’m glad I’m not him…

  • http://www.myspace.com/jay234t BrutalJay

    Sounds like Lemmy Kilmister having a stroke.

  • john phenomenon

    ..deh reckoning deh sickening backdfioj sub dsfohwgf!!!!!

  • Dani

    This is what gives Slipknot the bad name they don’t deserve….unfair :(

  • dot

    i just have to ask WHY ARE THEY EVEN DOING THIS TO THEMSELVES???

  • prives

    Yep, this dude definately has an intellectual impairment. Makes me feel bad for laughing…

  • metalchick666

    laughed SO hard xD…