MORE FUN WITH WEBERNETARDS
Tuesday, September 29th, 2009 at 10:30am by Axl RosenbergWow. Just… wow.
Idiots of the world: please keep posting videos of yourselves singing on YouTube. It makes my life.
-AR
Thanks to Es-meister for the tip!
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dude….thats just sad lol
…he made me feel uncomfortable…
if you turn it down so you can barely hear the music, he sounds like a WWF wrestler promoting his upcoming fight. I get an Ultimate Warrior feel.
He sounds a helluva lot better than Corey does live.
That was just….sad. I can’t bring myself to make fun of this guy.
Hahh. this is actually the first one of these videos you have posted that i actually clicked on. For the record I am very glad i did… halarious
hahaha i have a feeling that english isn’t his first language.
I have a feeling that language isn’t his primary form of communication.
HAha + a number
oh my god….that made my day….even the lyrics he’s “singing” are wrong….but come on dude, at least try to muster up a yell, instead of talking/wheezing you’re through it
Hey it’s the first time I get to see Slipknot’s singer without the mask !! Cool…
sexy, isn’t he? i would blow him.
I thought Corey Taylor looked different with this mask off…
Hey you stole my joke !!
i think i saw this guy flipping burgers @ white castle
Nah he’s a Taco Bell taco bender.
This has to be a joke/is missing subtitles.
The scary thing is that one day, he’s (probably) going to reproduce.
If this was a Funny Video Caption Contest, you would undoubtedly be the winner.
no way in the world there’s actually a women out there in this world that would have sex with that Jabba the hut thing.
Well, there ARE female versions of that “Jabba the hut thing”, so I don’t think it’s impossible.
LULZ. He obviously put all his energy into that righteous head-banging at the beginning of the video, so that OBVIOUSLY wasn’t his best…. LOL.
Fatty!
love the way he strats smiling these huge smiles as he gets to the chorus
:-) psychosocial :-)
fat fuck
He sounds like Lemmy would if he’d be even more wasted than usual and someone’d broke his jaw in multiple places…
Somewhere in there I fucking swore I heard Bacon Cheeseburger. Its near where he starts opening his craw.
At 46 seconds in. As did I. God damn metalsucks is a comedy gold mine today.
Oh thank god I’m not the only one who heard that.
This is what happens when you let Slipknot fans reproduce. You get rudy the retard here thinking he’s the next Corey Taylor. I hope this guy chokes on some food.
So the parents are Slipknot fans, and reproduced. Which would make this guy about…10 or 11 at the oldest?
How one could mess up insulting this poor tubby soul is beyond me, but you pulled it off.
he’s my son… and lover. :)
This chick is officially the funniest person on this website ever.
this guy is officially the easiest person to make laugh on this website ever.
@ shadrock
no, that would be me. i laugh at fucking EVERYTHING. you really don’t want to see me when i’m hyper. i get in this really weird mood and make stupid jokes and laugh at myself. i’m really quite pathetic.
I love you Andrea Voulgaris!
where’s his helmet? this guy is clearly a special child. he doesn’t even know the words. he’s obviously reading them off the screen and HE STILL CAN’T GET EM RIGHT.
Wow, so that’s what Corey Taylor looks like. It’s good to finally get a glimpse at the man behind the mask.
Respect my authoritay.
he is more like family guy
The funny thing is, at one point in time he thought that this would be a good idea. Hell, I’m sure after watching it he thought, “God, I am the king of Metal…..that was awesome!”
I’m embarrassed for this guy. Yet, this is exactly why I watch the audition shows for American Idol. So many people think they are fantastic vocalists (I won’t stoop to calling it singing), and it’s hilarious when they just don’t get that they are awful.
I caughed up my cocoa puffs when he said “bacon cheese bacon cheese sub” around 45 seconds in
Next up: Funny Guy sings “Come Sail Away.”
maggots = juggalos
maggots > juggalos
Jugalos < Maggots < Dogshit therefore it might as well be Jugalos = Maggots
he had trouble saying half the words. has he even heard the song before?
The next Divine Heresy singer!
HAHAHA!!! this vid made my day!
i love how winded he’s getting just sitting there grunting.
*wheeze* throw me another cheeseburger, maw. i’m running out of breath. *choke* *snort*
that guy looks soooooo unhealthy with his sunken-in eyes and 4 chins…. he probably feels like shit. just imagine what it would feel like to run up three flights of stairs if you were him.
This isn’t funny anymore. This guy is like legitimately retarded.
Man, I’m glad I’m not him…
Sounds like Lemmy Kilmister having a stroke.
..deh reckoning deh sickening backdfioj sub dsfohwgf!!!!!
This is what gives Slipknot the bad name they don’t deserve….unfair :(
i just have to ask WHY ARE THEY EVEN DOING THIS TO THEMSELVES???
Yep, this dude definately has an intellectual impairment. Makes me feel bad for laughing…
laughed SO hard xD…