Comments on: THIS BLACK METAL GUITAR PEDAL MAKES YOU EVEN MORE GRIM

By: Adrian

Adrian — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 23:21:42 +0000

Garm admitted that was just a rumor they spread to make them seem more “kvlt” back in the day. It was recorded in a very professional studio, and they took a long time in the studio to get that sound.

By: Zee

Zee — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 07:40:01 +0000

Having listened to average sounding music (and gigs) played on great equipment and great sounding music made on average equipment I think all this hardware fetishism is shit. Valnott is ace, though.

By: \m/Eluveitie\m/

\m/Eluveitie\m/ — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 03:20:02 +0000

I’ll take all the help I can get

By: myspace.com/gregkleinlegion

myspace.com/gregkleinlegion — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 02:59:14 +0000

id love to help your tone..not that mine’s the best…but ive learned some inexpensive tricks…

By: \m/Eluveitie\m/

\m/Eluveitie\m/ — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 01:36:31 +0000

I have a Line 6 amp, my guitar sounds like crap anyway so I don’t need the help this pedal would provide.

By: \m/Eluveitie\m/

\m/Eluveitie\m/ — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 01:34:31 +0000

They could have gear contests too

By: Daniel

Daniel — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 01:22:50 +0000

Why would anyone want to imitate any of the shitty black metal guitar tone?

By: Failure

Failure — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 00:31:16 +0000

why would anyone want to sound that shitty…

By: joss

joss — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 00:12:02 +0000

hahaha awesome

By: Kuranes

Kuranes — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 23:15:12 +0000

How not Black Metal is a “Black Metal” pedal? Ulver supposedly recorded their third album in a goddamned forest on an 8-track. They probably didn’t buy their outfits at Walmart either.

By: Mike2

Mike2 — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 23:01:33 +0000

that’s great and all… but can we have a comparison? ‘Cause for me, distortion is distortion… anybody could show me a real comparison of two different pedals?

By: alliaphagist

alliaphagist — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 20:59:16 +0000

haha I love how the Valnøtt pedal did exactly what I was expecting for the bass

By: jason

jason — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 20:49:28 +0000

Let me guess…this pedal makes it sound like you’re playing your guitar while inside a moldy garbage can full of wet newspaper.

By: DidgeryDo

DidgeryDo — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 20:17:30 +0000

My really strong hate for all things Black Metal will definitely make me biased against this pedal.

By: Nate

Nate — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 19:56:30 +0000

Basically, unless you’re insane and want to sound EXACTLY like your favorite black metal bands… Hell, I’m going to buy it, just because it looks bitchin’!

By: Nate

Nate — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 19:55:25 +0000

OMG. I actually put on some Emperor records… Then i realized Ihsahn has an even better solo project, then I put that on. I’m going to buy this in case I ever decide I want to grow out a 3FT long beard and burn churches.

By: myspace.com/gregkleinlegion

myspace.com/gregkleinlegion — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 19:37:31 +0000

BM-2 !! ha ha ha! I thought i was the only one….that second video was tits!!! lets have a music gears sucks area! start by comparing epiphones to gibsons…..and find out that gibsons biggest supporters dont actually own any gibsons……

By: big_metal_al

big_metal_al — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 19:21:04 +0000

So kvlt, it’s not in Guitar Center, yet…

By: hibernum

hibernum — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 19:13:58 +0000

When Emperor recorded In the Nightside Eclipse, they just plugged their guitars directly into the soundboard. I believe the boss metalzone was used as a preamp on that one. Good times, bad tone!

By: hikizume

hikizume — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 18:52:24 +0000

to be a guitarrist and pay for this to make it part of your sound be like being a runner and paying to have a leg cut off and then have the wound soaked in alcohol, all this while watching one of the sextapes your mom made with your old dog fluffy.