Comments on: FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF REVOLVER MAGAZINE’S SPECIAL SLAYER EDITION

By: badcarburetor

badcarburetor — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 02:04:42 +0000

“Oh, pardon me. I guess the penguin wrestling league is down the hall?”

By: Jesse King II

Jesse King II — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:53:17 +0000

Don’t you ever say an unkind word about Henry Rollins again. You son of a bitch…

By: Gerardo

Gerardo — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:05:41 +0000

“Alright Jack Black you’re next!”

By: bob

bob — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 18:28:17 +0000

i wrestled a homo once

By: Christian L'OR

Christian L'OR — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 20:50:20 +0000

MetalSucks staff writer Shaun Hand is forced to wear Kiss make up will receiving his annual performance evaluation.

By: Facebook User

Facebook User — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 19:52:44 +0000

“CRUSH!!!”

By: ofekk

ofekk — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 16:12:22 +0000

the war between XCORE and tr00 metal has gone to the next level…

By: Shiggy Shack

Shiggy Shack — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 16:08:31 +0000

This picture plays outmy highschool days

By: Shiggy Shack

Shiggy Shack — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 16:07:45 +0000

Amidst the raging headlock of death, a young wrestler ponders haikus, quantum physics, and why axe deodorant does not attract women.

By: Fauz

Fauz — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 06:44:44 +0000

… after Crossover betrayed Hardcore backstage, brutally beating him with a foldup chair and throwing him thru a table, leaving Nazi Punk to defend the belts alone after there manager Slam Pit jumped sides also.

By: Fauz

Fauz — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 06:33:02 +0000

… who by the way would later succesfully defend those tittle’s against MJ & U2 but eventualy lose it to the team of Speed Metal & Crossover.

By: Shitbag

Shitbag — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 05:52:56 +0000

“This is why your mother never let you listen to heavy metal.”

By: Fauz

Fauz — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:51:29 +0000

Heavy Metal desperately tries to tag his partner Glam to avoid losing the “80′s tag team title” to the heel team of Nazi Punk & Hardcore!

By: Naomi Sarah

Naomi Sarah — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 09:27:25 +0000

Lol.. sounds about right..

By: bleak46n2

bleak46n2 — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 09:25:04 +0000

Breaking News!!!!
Brad Pitt has taken a hostage
Demands include-
1. A cradle of filth poster
2. No more kids on sale for adoption
3. The wwe championship belt

By: rawr666

rawr666 — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 06:07:40 +0000

“This is more fun then Ghaal’s Slumber party!”

By: Sam

Sam — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 15:55:08 +0000

“This is what you get for trying to sell me a kiss coffin!”

By: Sam

Sam — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 15:54:11 +0000

“Wigga Slam kicking that Black Metal ass, yo!”

By: d00shc00gr

d00shc00gr — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 13:58:55 +0000

SO MUCH WIN

By: MetalMeatHammer

MetalMeatHammer — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 10:49:26 +0000

In a Teaser Poster for the new film “2012″ we see the scene where Affliction finally kills Heavy Metal.