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HERE’S A BAND NO ONE WILL REMEMBER IN FIVE YEARS

 Thursday, October 1st, 2009 at 12:30pm by

I’m holding their fucking CD in my hand I have to keep looking down to try and remember what they’re called.

Your Demise. They’re called Your Demise.

Because almost ten years later, taking any given attributive adjective and combining it with an ominous sounding noun or verb is still somehow an acceptable way for kids to name their metalcore band.

-AR

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  • DaylightReckoning

    It’s October, so I’m guessing these kids are gonna be Emmure for Halloween . . . and the rest of their career?

    • joshkid

      1

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    Why the fuck are you writing about them? More importantly, why the fuck am I asking this?

    • Jimmy

      I was thinking the same thing.

  • jackattack

    You’ve been on fire recently, Axl.

  • Uglymicrowave

    I checked these dudes out after i heard a song or two…that was back in june…I ALREADY forgot about them until now….

  • Kuranes

    Suck.

  • braincake

    too many bands sound like this.

    i dont really prefer the screaming/growl vocals, but can someone explain how they can like one band with a similar sound and not like this one?

    • stu1

      Just like with any sound, some bands are better than others.

  • http://www.myspace.com/antaresmusicny Andrew

    Not be a huge nerd, or nothin, but Your is not an attributive adjective, it’s a Possessive Pronoun.

    • You Suck

      Burn

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Dasher/30826541 Matt Dasher

    For hardcore, this wasn’t half bad.

    • Kevin

      This is NOT HARDCORE!

      • bob

        This!

  • gnarlk

    oh those kids today….

  • oBESTIALo

    c’mon, it wasnt that bad

  • zhitnik

    I wonder if they will ever catch the irony of their album title (Ignorance Never Dies)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-Shaw/617521768 Jason Shaw

    Oh, sweet generic recycled riff and vocal patterns. Anyone who looks like Andy Samberg shouldn’t be anywhere near a microphone…this includes Andy Samberg

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin

    I think I saw these guys at Thrash and Burn on the second stage when I got bored of the shitty deathcore bands, and they were just another shitty -core band.

  • TXHellbilly

    Yeah this sucks…..bad. I will definitely be glad when this awful fad dies out. But then again, I really dig alot of the new thrash bands, Skeletonwitch, Municipal Waste, etc, and some people would call that a fad too.

  • Grymmbear

    At least it’s not a 3-word band name with a predicate. ;)

    • Jimmy

      VERB THE NOUN

      • Timzee

        2

  • http://hookinmouth.net Scott

    I hear Jasta has filed a lawsuit against these dudes. (kidding, but he should)

  • http://stuffyouwillhate.com SergeantD

    This is so unremarkable I honestly can’t think of anything snarky to say :(

  • http://www.segadriven.com Hairyman

    One of my favourite records this year. It keeps up a relentless punk-style pace throught with the added metal element thrown in for good measure.

    I like the electronic/dub-step/d’n'b interludes aswell. Keeps you guessing.

    Who wants to kick the flaming off then? Sometimes I wonder if any of you lot would actually knock me out for saying things like this to your face. It’s only music after all.

    • BadMongoMan

      Word.

      Also, If the average age of the bandmembers were 35 and ugly and not 19 and a half and pretty-boys, I don’t think so many of you would have a problem with this band.

      When it comes to the generic sound (allthough I agree): Everybody got to start somewhere. A lot of great bands make shitty music before they evolve into something exiting.

  • http://facebook.com/scrillaz teaches_of_peaches

    This is what happens when drum and bass chavs go scenecore.

  • lol

    lol, this is pretty awesome