Comments on: RICH HALLFORD ON GRINDCORE CHEERLEADERS, HOT CHICKS THAT LIKE RUSH, AND GOING ASS TO MOUTH http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/rich-hallford/ IS FOR LOVERS Mon, 06 Feb 2012 18:29:40 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Zosimus http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/rich-hallford/#comment-318157 Zosimus Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:49:01 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21735#comment-318157 All y'al all h8rs r wikkid homofobic cuz Hallford's pic makes u stiff in the genes. All y’al all h8rs r wikkid homofobic cuz Hallford’s pic makes u stiff in the genes.

]]> By: Zosimus http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/rich-hallford/#comment-318156 Zosimus Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:46:58 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21735#comment-318156 "I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it any more!" “I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take it any more!”

]]> By: CadianShock http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/rich-hallford/#comment-317537 CadianShock Mon, 05 Oct 2009 01:51:02 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21735#comment-317537 Close enough to be inappropriate! Close enough to be inappropriate!

]]> By: Jake http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/rich-hallford/#comment-317502 Jake Mon, 05 Oct 2009 00:07:43 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21735#comment-317502 American Psycho FTW! American Psycho FTW!

]]> By: Skanes http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/rich-hallford/#comment-317066 Skanes Sat, 03 Oct 2009 18:53:34 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21735#comment-317066 Yeah, fuck this shit. Yeah, fuck this shit.

]]> By: THRASHETTE http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/rich-hallford/#comment-316970 THRASHETTE Sat, 03 Oct 2009 12:55:41 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21735#comment-316970 16... close, I guess. 16… close, I guess.

]]> By: Dysenteric http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/rich-hallford/#comment-316901 Dysenteric Sat, 03 Oct 2009 08:27:18 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21735#comment-316901 Aye, the conceptual and practical problems given in Hallford's answer are indeed abundant. The only chance a hot cheerleader can also be an old graphic designer is that she would have to be irresistably good-looking for her age (early 40s, probably), and women of that age don't mix cheerleading and a full-time job, they've probably got kids to look after and need the wages. Couple that with the equally unlikely chance that the same women would turn back to their old selves after seeing a younger guy wearing an Infest shirt - that's like 1 in a million, literally. <i>Then</i> combine the result with the low chance that they were riot grrls with a taste for powerviolence that they've retained throughout their lives... We're outstaying our welcome in dreamland now, so I'm gonna leave it at that. The most likely response girls would give when seeing a shirt with the word 'Spazz' on it is a WTF or a LOL. I don't know if Wyzt was being serious, if he was, poor him. It's not even good for comedic value. Aye, the conceptual and practical problems given in Hallford’s answer are indeed abundant. The only chance a hot cheerleader can also be an old graphic designer is that she would have to be irresistably good-looking for her age (early 40s, probably), and women of that age don’t mix cheerleading and a full-time job, they’ve probably got kids to look after and need the wages.

Couple that with the equally unlikely chance that the same women would turn back to their old selves after seeing a younger guy wearing an Infest shirt – that’s like 1 in a million, literally.

Then combine the result with the low chance that they were riot grrls with a taste for powerviolence that they’ve retained throughout their lives… We’re outstaying our welcome in dreamland now, so I’m gonna leave it at that.

The most likely response girls would give when seeing a shirt with the word ‘Spazz’ on it is a WTF or a LOL.

I don’t know if Wyzt was being serious, if he was, poor him.

It’s not even good for comedic value.

]]> By: CadianShock aka thrAshley http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/rich-hallford/#comment-316823 CadianShock aka thrAshley Sat, 03 Oct 2009 03:08:06 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21735#comment-316823 Not to mention you're like, 12, right? Not to mention you’re like, 12, right?

]]> By: THRASHETTE http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/rich-hallford/#comment-316812 THRASHETTE Sat, 03 Oct 2009 02:19:15 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21735#comment-316812 I enjoy announcing my hymenal status on heavy metal news blogs. I enjoy announcing my hymenal status on heavy metal news blogs.

]]> By: JHanneman http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/rich-hallford/#comment-316802 JHanneman Sat, 03 Oct 2009 01:57:30 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21735#comment-316802 are you a virgin? are you a virgin?

]]> By: Jenna http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/rich-hallford/#comment-316756 Jenna Fri, 02 Oct 2009 23:58:48 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21735#comment-316756 Clerks ftw. Clerks ftw.

]]> By: anonymous pussy http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/rich-hallford/#comment-316673 anonymous pussy Fri, 02 Oct 2009 21:48:13 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21735#comment-316673 not to mention the question of how a current cheerleader be an old graphic designer AND a former riot grrl. my brainzorz not to mention the question of how a current cheerleader be an old graphic designer AND a former riot grrl.

my brainzorz

]]> By: S.I. http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/rich-hallford/#comment-316671 S.I. Fri, 02 Oct 2009 21:43:23 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21735#comment-316671 A VERY bad idea for an article. Seriously, how could this idea ever pan out? I dunno the guy who writes this, but it really seems like he spent about 45 seconds on this article. A VERY bad idea for an article. Seriously, how could this idea ever pan out? I dunno the guy who writes this, but it really seems like he spent about 45 seconds on this article.

]]> By: \m/Eluveitie\m/ http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/rich-hallford/#comment-316646 \m/Eluveitie\m/ Fri, 02 Oct 2009 21:02:55 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21735#comment-316646 This guy brings people together in a way that hasn't been seen since September 11th. This guy brings people together in a way that hasn’t been seen since September 11th.

]]> By: \m/Eluveitie\m/ http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/rich-hallford/#comment-316642 \m/Eluveitie\m/ Fri, 02 Oct 2009 21:00:25 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21735#comment-316642 "No, right now. Get the pie now" “No, right now. Get the pie now”

]]> By: THRASHETTE http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/rich-hallford/#comment-316640 THRASHETTE Fri, 02 Oct 2009 20:56:38 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21735#comment-316640 Their bodies will rot. In my body cot. Their bodies will rot.
In my body cot.

]]> By: melinda http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/rich-hallford/#comment-316639 melinda Fri, 02 Oct 2009 20:54:38 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21735#comment-316639 i think she is hot. you are not. indeed. i think she is hot.
you are not.
indeed.

]]> By: CARTER http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/rich-hallford/#comment-316594 CARTER Fri, 02 Oct 2009 19:37:14 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21735#comment-316594 Try fucking your wife? sure why not. Try fucking your wife? sure why not.

]]> By: Dysenteric http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/rich-hallford/#comment-316593 Dysenteric Fri, 02 Oct 2009 19:36:04 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21735#comment-316593 > What grindcore band makes hot cheerleaders find you irresistable? Plz help. > > Ladies love the old school stuff. Infest, Crossed Out, etc., etc. Maybe a little Spazz to make them > remember their ol’ unshaven riot grrl self. They’re old graphic designers now… bring them back where > they came from! I don't know where to begin telling you what's wrong with that. Hard to find the words to describe it, really. Oh, I've found some. How about the fact that Crossed Out's vocalist saw a flyer for a 1993 gig described as "Grindcore Night" and commented "fuck grindcore", which became the title of a bootleg 10"? See, Crossed Out, Infest and Spazz are really powerviolence and/or hardcore punk. And what exactly are the chances of your sex appeal increasing when wearing a Spazz t-shirt? And the rest of the article just didn't have anything about it. Either improve it or scrap it, guys. > What grindcore band makes hot cheerleaders find you irresistable? Plz help.
>
> Ladies love the old school stuff. Infest, Crossed Out, etc., etc. Maybe a little Spazz to make them
> remember their ol’ unshaven riot grrl self. They’re old graphic designers now… bring them back where
> they came from!

I don’t know where to begin telling you what’s wrong with that. Hard to find the words to describe it, really.

Oh, I’ve found some. How about the fact that Crossed Out’s vocalist saw a flyer for a 1993 gig described as “Grindcore Night” and commented “fuck grindcore”, which became the title of a bootleg 10″? See, Crossed Out, Infest and Spazz are really powerviolence and/or hardcore punk. And what exactly are the chances of your sex appeal increasing when wearing a Spazz t-shirt?

And the rest of the article just didn’t have anything about it. Either improve it or scrap it, guys.

]]> By: Pat http://www.metalsucks.net/2009/10/01/rich-hallford/#comment-316543 Pat Fri, 02 Oct 2009 18:06:07 +0000 http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=21735#comment-316543 David Broder writes for MS now? David Broder writes for MS now?

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